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I'll be in Cocoa Beach for business at the end of February. Does anyone have any recommendations for strip clubs within 30 miles of Cocoa Beach? Attractive dancers and reasonable mileage would be my top priority. I wouldn't post this query here in the General Reports section but it appears that the Brevard County Forum does not already have a thread devoted to strip clubs.
[QUOTE=Blodar]What about the Trinity Towers Parking lot.Lots of trees, shade. Not much activity. What's your opinion on he Holmes parking lot. NOt much security, and lots of cover. Some have suggested the graveyard, which has not appeaoed to me quite yet.[/QUOTE]Blodar (and others) - once you PUBLICLY post the location of a "safe spot" it instantly becomes unsafe, beacuse the secret is out. LEO reads this forum, too.
Think about it before you post.
As for "going to the providers recommended spot" - this could be a setup for a ROB, beating or worse. This is also a bad idea.
I face a similiar dilemma when I monger out of town. My rule: Get out of the major "hotspots" of the hood - the popo is more alert in these areas and will want to investigate.
[QUOTE=Blodar]On her suggestion, we went up where Cocoa Huyndai parks used cars and put my Honda in a vacant slot. Seemed to be hiding in plain sight to me. There was some foot traffic at the adjacent restaurant, and they turned to be a coupla Cocoa Cops. [/QUOTE]Two problems I see with this situation:
1. The fact that it was her suggestion sends red flags that it is a known spot where after a few days/weeks/months of bringing her clients here, LE will start to take notice of the spot.
2. The fact that it is a car dealership's extra lot would clue me to the probability that the entire lot is under surveillance and/or alarmed and when someone pulls into a spot for no apparent reason at night would make any LE want to investigate.
I've been mongering about 2 decades and have my share of stories too. Best bet is to keep away from the SW scene. They may look like a quick good time, but lots of possible problems. Including:
- LE knows them and are watching them
- These hos tend to be most desperate or more likely to jack you for the jacksons in your pocket.
- They have high volume and likely to carry more disease
I'm not saying that I haven't partaken of the occassional SW when opportunity presents itself, but I find it better to try incall on someone who is well-reviewed than to cruise known ho hangouts.
[QUOTE=Electronman]I'll be in Cocoa Beach for business at the end of February. Does anyone have any recommendations for strip clubs within 30 miles of Cocoa Beach? Attractive dancers and reasonable mileage would be my top priority. I wouldn't post this query here in the General Reports section but it appears that the Brevard County Forum does not already have a thread devoted to strip clubs.[/QUOTE]
You are in the middle of the action. I recommend the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach. I like daytime over nightime. Also, not far away are Cheaters (Cocoa Beach), Lido (Cape Canaveral), and Tootsys (Satellite Beach). They're all on A1A.
[QUOTE=Electronman]I'll be in Cocoa Beach for business at the end of February. Does anyone have any recommendations for strip clubs within 30 miles of Cocoa Beach? Attractive dancers and reasonable mileage would be my top priority. I wouldn't post this query here in the General Reports section but it appears that the Brevard County Forum does not already have a thread devoted to strip clubs.[/QUOTE]My impressions of the options:
1. Inner Room: Can get a little 'gangsta-like on weekend nights. Other nights, the girls are generally 5-7 in looks with a couple of more attractive. I have heard that the mileage in-club can be good even though there is no private area. I have not tried for that. Can be take-out if the time and girl are chosen carefully. $10 dances.
2. Cheaters: Seems to be on a down-swing recently. Girls range from 4-7 in looks with a few very attractive ones. There is a private area and some of the girls can get frisky, but I personally have not pushed beyond that. Private dances are $20.
3. Lido's Cabaret: Has been recently remodelled (past year) and now has a small 'private' area. The girls here are definitely the best looking of the three places, say 5-9 with a couple of stunners. There is not a lot of extra action here that I know of. A good atmosphere with better looking women (for this area). Dances in open area are $10, private is $20.
Note: All these impressions are from night visits.
[QUOTE=Florida Perv]You are in the middle of the action. I recommend the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach. I like daytime over nightime. Also, not far away are Cheaters (Cocoa Beach), Lido (Cape Canaveral), and Tootsys (Satellite Beach). They're all on A1A.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the scouting report. Hot strip clubs, green golf courses and warm weather--- just what I needed for an escape from a record setting Great Lakes winter. Oh yeah, and then there's the business part of the trip--hope to get it taken care of quickly.
If any of the Florida-based USASG members want to escape the sweltering July heat for a summer trip to Michigan, check out the high mileage clubs in Detroit (and of course the great golf courses all over Michigan).
[QUOTE=Littleshyguy]My impressions of the options:
1. Inner Room: Can get a little 'gangsta-like on weekend nights. Other nights, the girls are generally 5-7 in looks with a couple of more attractive. I have heard that the mileage in-club can be good even though there is no private area. I have not tried for that. Can be take-out if the time and girl are chosen carefully. $10 dances.
2. Cheaters: Seems to be on a down-swing recently. Girls range from 4-7 in looks with a few very attractive ones. There is a private area and some of the girls can get frisky, but I personally have not pushed beyond that. Private dances are $20.
3. Lido's Cabaret: Has been recently remodelled (past year) and now has a small 'private' area. The girls here are definitely the best looking of the three places, say 5-9 with a couple of stunners. There is not a lot of extra action here that I know of. A good atmosphere with better looking women (for this area). Dances in open area are $10, private is $20.
Note: All these impressions are from night visits.[/QUOTE]I used to frequent these clubs regularly and this report is largely accurate, BUT...
Lido used to drive me crazy because it didn't have a relaxed atmosphere. The DJ and music were grating and insanely loud, and the waitresses and dancers had too much of a hard sell mentality.
You'd be sitting there with a full beer and every waitress that walked by would ask you if you wanted another. It was also hard to fight off the dogly dancers to just stick with the hotties.
I was there in the afternoon recently, and it was fine. The addition of the private area was a big boost.
Never see many reports for these areas. Cocoa Beach SW is hard to pick out due to tourist walking the area with them and can be embarrassing to confuse the two. I think this is why a lot of people void the area. Having found over the last six months there are more then I first thought in the areas. I have always assumed they were at the port, but a higher class in age and the way they dress. This is the case! I found in most bars around the area CG is seeking a night, instead of the regular 30 – 60 minutes arrangements. $$ Up to $$$$ depending on the girl or girls in some cases. Also there is a large Asian selection all the way down to Melbourne beach that can be found. With CL having been under attack by Leo lately. I find the bars the way to go on the A1A route from Cape Canaveral down to Melbourne beach. Problem in most beachside bars, simply talking to and buying women drinks all night she will be yours! Who needs that! Cheaper and with out the drama, just to pay as you go with women to get what you want! Also in areas of Cape Canaveral right before dark you can find a couple of SW on A1A and the side streets around the area. There is a certain area close to a church they like to hang out. The Port area the strip of clubs and boats the SW I there I have always been scare is LEO. Seams like when you see them LEO is sitting close by in numbers.
Never see many reports for these areas. Cocoa Beach SW is hard to pick out due to tourist walking the area with them and can be embarrassing to confuse the two. I think this is why a lot of people void the area. Having found over the last six months there are more then I first thought in the areas. I have always assumed they were at the port, but a higher class in age and the way they dress. This is the case! I found in most bars around the area CG is seeking a night, instead of the regular 30 – 60 minutes arrangements. $$ Up to $$$$ depending on the girl or girls in some cases. Also there is a large Asian selection all the way down to Melbourne beach that can be found. With CL having been under attack by Leo lately. I find the bars the way to go on the A1A route from Cape Canaveral down to Melbourne beach. Problem in most beachside bars, simply talking to and buying women drinks all night she will be yours! Who needs that! Cheaper and with out the drama, just to pay as you go with women to get what you want! Also in areas of Cape Canaveral right before dark you can find a couple of SW on A1A and the side streets around the area. There is a certain area close to a church they like to hang out. The Port area the strip of clubs and boats the SW I there I have always been scare is LEO. Seams like when you see them LEO is sitting close by in numbers.
I had some time to kill the other day so decided to give Body Magic a try.
Got the tour from an old ugly chick. Ask who else was available. There was another old ugly chick and Kim (hot, 20's blond, looks like Kelly from 90210 for you children of the 90's)
Went for the hour for $ which of course only covered the room. Extras required 'tips'.
Ending up tipping $$.2 which include a trip to Greece.
Had a pretty good time but probably will not be going back to this place.
Seems like most of the girls there are ugly and the cute ones charge to much.
I wouldn't hooking up with Kim again but when considering cost/benefits there are better deals to be had
I have never seen this before:
[url]http://www.brevardsheriff.com/dar/inmatephotos/300886.html[/url]
Anyone have any info on Lanna?
[QUOTE=Pusspuss]Anyone have any info on Lanna?[/QUOTE]Here we go again:
Well, where did you find the pic? You've asked about Lanna twice before and didn't get a response other than what's the 411. No response. You also asked about Donna and Angie, and no one knew who they were, kinda strange.
Only you seem to find these names and pics. Then you don't respond when someone asks questions.
So tell us what's up with that?
[QUOTE=Matt Man II]Here we go again:
Well, where did you find the pic? You've asked about Lanna twice before and didn't get a response other than what's the 411. No response. You also asked about Donna and Angie, and no one knew who they were, kinda strange.
Only you seem to find these names and pics. Then you don't respond when someone asks questions.
So tell us what's up with that?[/QUOTE]What are you saying? You make no sense. What do you mean where did I find the pic? Are you stupid? How do you think I got the pic? I took the pic you fool. What are you trying to say? That I'm faking pic for the fun of it? Whats wrong with you?
[QUOTE=Pusspuss]What are you saying? You make no sense. What do you mean where did I find the pic? Are you stupid? How do you think I got the pic? I took the pic you fool. What are you trying to say? That I'm faking pic for the fun of it? Whats wrong with you?[/QUOTE]Well you answered one question. Now we know you took the picture.
So why are you asking the rest of us for info on Lanna, when you obviously know her well enough to take a picture, a lady the rest of us apparently have never seen.
And I'm stupid, a fool and make no sense?? What planet are you on?
Since this forum is about exchanging info, just answer the questions and give some details. I'm not here to debate semantics and fend off attacks. Let's keep to the subject of provider info.
Thanks!