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[QUOTE=CubeBrick;3879777]Please post a link to the ad if you can next time, bro. Sounds like a sketchy experience to be sure. Frigging, the risks mongers take are huge. BTW I love your expression "shot out". Had me spit out my coffee.[/QUOTE]Haha when I meant shot out is her eyes were blood shot, she looked worn out and smelly. Yes it's a risk, personally go to Kings Spa on Euclid and Brookhurst in Anaheim and ask for Tammy, thick MILF who does 69 with CBJ. Only chick I would see here but for $150 it's a stretch but hey she's there Saturday and Sundays.

[QUOTE=HowdyDoody32;3880184]How much spanish you need to know? About all I know is.

Me gusta cojer.

And.
media hora por favor

Mete-te el dedo.

LOL.

Maybe sometime we can get a group to go down there this year ahahahaha.[/QUOTE]That'd be cool, I always like meeting bros there. We can get some cervezas, get some good grub, smoke a joint at some bar (perfectly tolerable) and get some action after.

[QUOTE=LovesToSploog;3880884]That'd be cool, I always like meeting bros there. We can get some cervezas, get some good grub, smoke a joint at some bar (perfectly tolerable) and get some action after.[/QUOTE]Awesome, I'll hit you guys up sometime soon LOL. Though no cervezas for me hahaha. I'm a health and fitness nut and alcohol is shit for your liver lmao. one dude i know had a father who was an alcoholic and he died young from pancreatic cancer (though he drank some hard shit lol). Hopefully they got untainted water hahahahaha.

Since you all are talking about Tijuana. I hear conflicting reports, which is better? HK or Adelitas? I've never been to either so, curious what the general consensus is. I need to pop my Tijuana cherry one of these days.

[QUOTE=SpikeBites;3882086]Since you all are talking about Tijuana. I hear conflicting reports, which is better? HK or Adelitas? I've never been to either so, curious what the general consensus is. I need to pop my Tijuana cherry one of these days.[/QUOTE]I'll put a scale for you.

Chicago and any other clubs: C+\D.

Adelitas: A-/ B-.

Hong Kong: A+\B+.

Though this really is for the majority of the girls, yes you might get some As in Chicago or Cs in Hong Kong but remember that HK is top of the top, they are about $80/100 for some of the finest meat in Mexico whereas a girl in Adelitas will charge you $60. It's worth it, it's just two hours away. However remember these girls are all business, they may act like they love you but that's just how they work their service. You can't judge them they are only trying to survive and maintain their families back home. Anyways please PM for anything else, I don't want to make this an international discussion since there is a forum for that.

That scale is very accurate assessment of the talents in those bars.

The San Diego forum has a thread on Tijuana. There are some good infos there too.

[QUOTE=LovesToSploog;3882144]I'll put a scale for you.

Chicago and any other clubs: C+\D.

Adelitas: A-/ B-.

Hong Kong: A+\B+.

Though this really is for the majority of the girls, yes you might get some As in Chicago or Cs in Hong Kong but remember that HK is top of the top, they are about $80/100 for some of the finest meat in Mexico whereas a girl in Adelitas will charge you $60. It's worth it, it's just two hours away. .[/QUOTE]

I came across this somewhere or another.

In the last two weeks I've visited probably about 10 massage places all over the orange county area (with maybe 3 or 4 that I definitely recogized from here). All of them were at least HE places. Seriously, I now realize there's not much mystery to it. All it takes is to just pop your head in and it'll be pretty obvious wihin a minute, I'd say. The only thing that doesn't account for is who / what will be available there and if a legit-looking place might also have services that are not advertised.

Simple.

The only place I've been to in the last month that was not a definite HE place, (but I'm sure is probably the most sketch place of all) was a 5 star place I went to because so many yelp reviews made it seem legit and I wanted a good massage. I got a shit massage, from a supposed certified massuesse who didn't know the first thing about any kind of technique, least of which was Thai, which she claimed she was (and didn't seem to know any Thai, either, BTW), (she was definitely Chinese), and I could hear muffled voices from the next room which I assume was a HE taking place for the southeast asian looking, (and a bit mafioso looking) dude that entered just before me. Then, as I left abruptly (because it was a shit massage and no way I'd want anything from the ugly and rude cow), I was definitely followed by three cars onto and off the freeway and into a residual area.

So there you have it gents (and occasional lady). Just assume every place you go into is likely a HE place (if it has neon, it it has pictures of attractive young woman, if the lady who greets you is wearing high-heeled stilletos, if everyone has boltons, if they ask you a bunch of questions, or if it says massage outside, It's probably a HE joint.

Let's just make this a known parameter and use this space a little more effectively to discuss more specific and nuanced aspects. I see most of the Senior members do, but seriously, stop asking if this or that place is legit. Just assume most are not. Or just f'and pop your head in. Lots of places I visited and definitely confirmed were at least HJ joints I didn't actually partake. Just popping in, and waiting a minute for some dolled up, high-heel wearing, pushed-up-boobs lady to rush in to greet me is usually all that's needed to confirm that aspect. If you're still not sure, just ask a loaded question. Shake their hand, etc. Unless you there's some legit massage school certification on that wall, you can pretty much assume it's not legit.

And that's the reason I'm not going to make a detail report of these places. First, there really wasn't anything special about any of them to report, and because why would we put them on the obvious radar of a LE shakedown? Just go inside. Don't be an idiot and 9/10 times, it's going to be fine.

[QUOTE=JaxO;3887081]In the last two weeks I've visited probably about 10 massage places all over the orange county area (with maybe 3 or 4 that I definitely recogized from here). All of them were at least HE places. Seriously, I now realize there's not much mystery to it. All it takes is to just pop your head in and it'll be pretty obvious wihin a minute, I'd say. The only thing that doesn't account for is who / what will be available there and if a legit-looking place might also have services that are not advertised.

Simple.

The only place I've been to in the last month that was not a definite HE place, (but I'm sure is probably the most sketch place of all) was a 5 star place I went to because so many yelp reviews made it seem legit and I wanted a good massage. I got a shit massage, from a supposed certified massuesse who didn't know the first thing about any kind of technique, least of which was Thai, which she claimed she was (and didn't seem to know any Thai, either, BTW), (she was definitely Chinese), and I could hear muffled voices from the next room which I assume was a HE taking place for the southeast asian looking, (and a bit mafioso looking) dude that entered just before me. Then, as I left abruptly (because it was a shit massage and no way I'd want anything from the ugly and rude cow), I was definitely followed by three cars onto and off the freeway and into a residual area.

So there you have it gents (and occasional lady). Just assume every place you go into is likely a HE place (if it has neon, it it has pictures of attractive young woman, if the lady who greets you is wearing high-heeled stilletos, if everyone has boltons, if they ask you a bunch of questions, or if it says massage outside, It's probably a HE joint.

Let's just make this a known parameter and use this space a little more effectively to discuss more specific and nuanced aspects. I see most of the Senior members do, but seriously, stop asking if this or that place is legit. Just assume most are not. Or just f'and pop your head in. Lots of places I visited and definitely confirmed were at least HJ joints I didn't actually partake. Just popping in, and waiting a minute for some dolled up, high-heel wearing, pushed-up-boobs lady to rush in to greet me is usually all that's needed to confirm that aspect. If you're still not sure, just ask a loaded question. Shake their hand, etc. Unless you there's some legit massage school certification on that wall, you can pretty much assume it's not legit.

And that's the reason I'm not going to make a detail report of these places. First, there really wasn't anything special about any of them to report, and because why would we put them on the obvious radar of a LE shakedown? Just go inside. Don't be an idiot and 9/10 times, it's going to be fine.[/QUOTE]In my 25+ years hobbying, there is no such thing as a legit place around here. Not one. If you or anyone thinks I'm stretching the truth, just pick a place you're absolutely sure is legit. Doesn't matter where. From Granny Grove to South County, to the beach communities, and I or one of the brothers here can debunk that myth. Might take a couple of trips to crack the toughest nuts, but it will be debunked.

Also, in my experience, it is far, far harder to find good legit massage than HE or FS. It used to be you could go to any one of the cheapo foot massage places and get a bang on, ass kicking massage. Even that is mostly gone now. My theory is that these masseuses have been programmed to believe that if they want even a snowball's chance of earning a decent pay, they must do HE's. I'm not a HE guy, so it takes me many trips and generous tips to 'deprogram' a given masseuse, and even then it's a challenge due to the language barrier.

BTW, the licenses on the wall mean absolutely nothing.

[QUOTE=Assaholic;3887712]In my 25+ years hobbying, there is no such thing as a legit place around here. ...[/QUOTE]I think we're more or less saying the same thing (in agreement).

I was mostly responding to another post (probably the wrong thread) asking about certain places in OC.

[QUOTE=Assaholic;3887712]In my 25+ years hobbying, there is no such thing as a legit place around here. Not one. If you or anyone thinks I'm stretching the truth, just pick a place you're absolutely sure is legit. Doesn't matter where. From Granny Grove to South County, to the beach communities, and I or one of the brothers here can debunk that myth. Might take a couple of trips to crack the toughest nuts, but it will be debunked.

Also, in my experience, it is far, far harder to find good legit massage than HE or FS. It used to be you could go to any one of the cheapo foot massage places and get a bang on, ass kicking massage. Even that is mostly gone now. My theory is that these masseuses have been programmed to believe that if they want even a snowball's chance of earning a decent pay, they must do HE's. I'm not a HE guy, so it takes me many trips and generous tips to 'deprogram' a given masseuse, and even then it's a challenge due to the language barrier.

BTW, the licenses on the wall mean absolutely nothing.[/QUOTE]Try LA Sunshine in Downey please. These chicks are so ugly, when they flip you over they put a towel over your head so you don't see their ugly faces ahahaha. No private rooms either. It's weird seeing the sillouette of another monger / masseuse on the curtains and hearing him oooo and ahhhh lmfao.

i was there last night and saw a 300 lb. black woman getting a massage from an asian guy with the curtain fully open. i almost blew chunks man.

[QUOTE=Assaholic;3887712]In my 25+ years hobbying, there is no such thing as a legit place around here. Not one. If you or anyone thinks I'm stretching the truth, just pick a place you're absolutely sure is legit. Doesn't matter where. From Granny Grove to South County, to the beach communities, and I or one of the brothers here can debunk that myth. Might take a couple of trips to crack the toughest nuts, but it will be debunked.

Also, in my experience, it is far, far harder to find good legit massage than HE or FS. It used to be you could go to any one of the cheapo foot massage places and get a bang on, ass kicking massage. Even that is mostly gone now. My theory is that these masseuses have been programmed to believe that if they want even a snowball's chance of earning a decent pay, they must do HE's. I'm not a HE guy, so it takes me many trips and generous tips to 'deprogram' a given masseuse, and even then it's a challenge due to the language barrier.

BTW, the licenses on the wall mean absolutely nothing.[/QUOTE]I couldn't post it yesterday while the site was unreachable.

There's a lot of truth in it but why? There are no federal or state rules so every city made up their own. I think it's Westminster where once there is a notice in every room warning of random inspection among many other warnings. I think some cities at one time only allow curtains instead of doors, or doors must have peepholes or must not have locks. Or it is the owners who don't want to get into any troubles because of the heavy penalty.

Arcadia is not in OC but all their MP's seem to turn legit overnight because the city is so rich that they decide to become squeaky clean.

Why do you want to crack a hard nut when you can walk across to the next table and swallow as much tofu as you want?

I remember at least two very beautiful young Vietnamese girls who are CMT, able and willing to give great massages. If they want to give HJ they can pick anywhere to work and have clients line up a mile long. But they rather find places to work where they don't know anybody and legit places where there's no pressure for them to give HJ and guys don't even try to ask. If they are willing to do it they would have been flooded with cash. If they are not willing how much you need to move their mind? $200? $100? I can go to the next town and have everything.

If you are serious about the challenge there's Qin and Pink in RSM. Thai body works Laguna Hills. All the massage places with front glass walls. I bumped into one joint in Irvine with two young sporty blonde receptionists and a lot of middle-aged Asian women clients walking in and out.

And then there are the $90 outfits you could still be able to find a month or so ago in Craig's List where no changes were offered whatsoever. One joint is a small gym in an office complex. The gym owner guy was downstairs while an attractive blonde massaged me upstairs in the studio space. Sure I would like to tempt her into it. But the math is brutal. A few visits and double the massage fee for a HJ? I can have the most expensive woman on HX and do everything with her. I also paid about that for Greek with a teen white girl and kept the unrestricted video that I shot myself for prosperity.

[QUOTE=JaxO;3887805]I think we're more or less saying the same thing (in agreement).

I was mostly responding to another post (probably the wrong thread) asking about certain places in OC.[/QUOTE]OK, that explains. Because you seem to be observing the widely seen and solving problems that don't exist. And unless you are blind, people do mind who are offering the happy endings.

[QUOTE=LovesToSploog;3882144]I'll put a scale for you.

Chicago and any other clubs: C+\D.

Adelitas: A-/ B-.

Hong Kong: A+\B+.

Though this really is for the majority of the girls, yes you might get some As in Chicago or Cs in Hong Kong but remember that HK is top of the top, they are about $80/100 for some of the finest meat in Mexico whereas a girl in Adelitas will charge you $60. It's worth it, it's just two hours away. However remember these girls are all business, they may act like they love you but that's just how they work their service. You can't judge them they are only trying to survive and maintain their families back home. Anyways please PM for anything else, I don't want to make this an international discussion since there is a forum for that.[/QUOTE]Confirmed. Hong Kong is overall the best brothel in the world.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;3879485]To Fandango.

It's OK to go alone to Tijuana, day time or even at night. The border is busy with people 24/7; the Zona Roja is also busy, well-lighted day and night.

Stick around the bar block where there are people and security cameras. You will be safe.[/QUOTE]Quality trim really doesn't show up until 8 or 9 pm. Been going fo are 20 plus years, re-arrange your schedule and go early to late evening. Its worth it.