What's wrong with Hanging Balls?
[QUOTE=Jc2490;5287336]Unfortunately it would appear that he has a new account. I guess that I'll just have to block him on this one too.[/QUOTE]I think he's hilarious! I'm contemplating letting him meet my wife. I'll keep you updated.
The scoop on Hanging Balls
[QUOTE=SwinginSirloin;5291493]I think he's hilarious! I'm contemplating letting him meet my wife. I'll keep you updated.[/QUOTE]After my wife allowing me to fulfill my fantasy of being with an ample woman, it was her turn. Here's my / our synopsis of him.
Untruths: He is not 14-16 inches like he claims. He does not have a great body. He cannot last 2 hours. Though good looking I'm not going to say he's GQ type. His dick does not crescent to the sky. He smelled (the least he could've done was showered).
Truth / Facts: He is at most 12 inches long. He does have a big head (both top and bottom) and he is thick (maybe 6-7 inches in circumference). He wore tight jeans and he does have a prominent bulge. He doesn't / cannot get fully hard. It does rise but pretty much hangs down at 1/4 level. He showed signs of working out but he had a slight beer belly. He does have a long tongue but after three minutes my wife swatted his head away and asked him to fuck her. She wanted it covered. He didn't bring condoms like he said and my condoms would not fit. He assured her he would not cum inside her. After several minutes of trying to penetrate her she eventually opened up allowing his head and frenulum inside. I've never seen my wife's nipples so hard as he slowly pushed himself all the way in. They went at it for twenty five minutes till Hanging A-Hole erupted in my wife's vag. He apologized and laid on top of my wife while she convulsed with him still inside. She probably had three or four orgasms while fucking and another two while the pig laid on top of her. He got up, squeezed the last remnants on my wife's gut, belched loudly, dressed and left. He didn't even have the decency to say goodbye or thank you.