Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VictorSmitham;6119353]All I should probably say is Holy Moly this girl is so sexy but I've gotten scammed before and when they are this hot it can be a farce or trap. Anyone seen her?

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/tysons-mclean/22559897.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, Mali has been around for about a year and used to go by Pilin or Pillin. Pics are not her, but she is young (late 20's?) and hot and gets the job done. When I saw her when she first arrived, she was new to the game. When I saw her a year later, she was very business like.

I saw a young, hot Thai provider a few months back that went by Millin and worked out of the same place as Alexa Thai. Is this the same one you mention or is Pillin / Mali someone else? At one point Millin did use her real photos and it is definitely not Mali as pictured but if it is her then she certainly is hot but the service could not be more businesslike and mechanical. I was in and out in 25 minutes even though I paid for 45.

[QUOTE=AdcFellow;6121450]Yes, Mali has been around for about a year and used to go by Pilin or Pillin. Pics are not her, but she is young (late 20's?) and hot and gets the job done. When I saw her when she first arrived, she was new to the game. When I saw her a year later, she was very business like.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JimBliss478;6115572]I'll be open to 4 hands massage from Sandra and Camila LOL.[/QUOTE]Tread lightly guys. Always be nice to the ladies and respect some some boundaries.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe123;6120014]Any recommendations in Alexandria? I'm looking for a good L1 but would be open to more. The geographic area for this forum is too large. NoVa includes a significant area with tons of AMPs. I recently had a good experience in McLean, at the Palace, but I don't recall seeing any posts about AMP's in Alexandria. Thanks in advance to my fellow Mongers.[/QUOTE]Even what is considered Alexandria can cover a big geographic area. I saw an ad for one in Old Town that seemed pretty explicit for the location, but can't find it now. Otherwise, you'll need to go to the West End, down Route 1 as mentioned earlier, or head over near Kingstown / Franconia.

Old Town:

The previous place mentioned and another on Duke just past the Masonic Temple.

West End:

Eden / Lime. At least "Level 1", but as with many NOVA places, you may find a provider who has a more expanded menu. I had a visit with a cute, younger provider named Pata (with a broad menu, but she was definitely colder than I like.

On King Street / Leesburg Pike just west of 395, there's Golden / Swan and sometimes others in the same complex that are hit or miss (in my experience) in terms of quality, but you can get a standard NOVA, and sometimes more.

Route 1: AlmostRetired listed the main ones, but there's a new one near Inova Mount Vernon that's been popping up recently on BP and RM.

Kingstown / Franconia: I've been to King and Queen and had standard NOVA and more, but there was no additional pressure for more like you might have in PG County. There's a good 3-4 more in that general area where I'm sure you can get NOVA finish.

In general, the woman at most of these locations are older than in PG County, but on par for much of NOVA. The massage's are generally pretty good and it seems like the the menus are expanding somewhat.

[QUOTE=BigPoppa2308;6122127]I saw a young, hot Thai provider a few months back that went by Millin and worked out of the same place as Alexa Thai. Is this the same one you mention or is Pillin / Mali someone else? At one point Millin did use her real photos and it is definitely not Mali as pictured but if it is her then she certainly is hot but the service could not be more businesslike and mechanical. I was in and out in 25 minutes even though I paid for 45.[/QUOTE]Yes, I believe you are correct that these are all the same person. Same reviews too: Beautiful but mechanical.

[QUOTE=Working72;6120235]Google McLean Cream. Park in back. 2nd floor. It's a bit more expensive and the ladies are accustomed to much higher tips that I see folks describing in posts here. That said, in my opinion, it's worth it! Lucy or Mimi are top shelf in every way. I've been going there for about 10 years.[/QUOTE]I wonder if this the same as Blue Ocean. When I check adultsearch looks like they have the same entry picture and same address. So I think they are one and the same. I had a great dream with Bella on Monday.

Just FYI for all, Bella tells me a new mt just started about 6 days prior. For those interested in MTs on the thinner side, she could be for you. Looks though say about 5/10 maybe 6.

[QUOTE=Boulder1028;6119773]Any Indy's out there that offer rimming? Hell AMP that does? I know years ago Linda at Garden did and she was phenomenal at it.[/QUOTE]Is Garden AMP in Nova?

Well fellow mongers I should've listened to the previous posts regarding Gabby. She is absolutely beautiful but not worth the $ I shelled out during my dream. Very mechanical and while FS is available it was an insane amount. But the little head won over logic. She would only do mission. Not from behind. And her attitude was just not welcoming. Maybe it was just me but that was def my last time seeing her. Sandra is the ultimate pro out of the bunch. (Oh how I miss Leah) Good Luck!

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6123155]Well fellow mongers I should've listened to the previous posts regarding Gabby. She is absolutely beautiful but not worth the $ I shelled out during my dream. Very mechanical and while FS is available it was an insane amount. But the little head won over logic. She would only do mission. Not from behind. And her attitude was just not welcoming. Maybe it was just me but that was def my last time seeing her. Sandra is the ultimate pro out of the bunch. (Oh how I miss Leah) Good Luck![/QUOTE]There is also a new girl, Angie. Though Sandra said she has been out sick the mast few days. A few comments about here in here.

Sandra also said another new girl, Fabriella. Though I know nothing about her.

[QUOTE=Amsterdam2022;6122806]Is Garden AMP in Nova?[/QUOTE]Yeah, Ffx circle area next to Angel and Pine. Linda wasn't much of a looker but damn was she hungry every time I saw her!

Has anyone ever met with any of the ladies that advertise from these ads / numbers? I contacted one and got a replay with an image of the rates, nothing typed out, as well as a location for a hotel, but I was still hesitant to take the plunge.

So far I've been unable to find additional information on here, but I've seen the listing in several places.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/ec7abcd2-a577-41a4-8b41-f1c36c86c735[/URL]

[URL]https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/0dabbd72-0132-4313-af11-d433e51ee825[/URL]

Tiffany at Vivi spa on Tyco rd in Tysons.

I decided to try this place out. I could find no reviews on here. They are not on rubmaps or even google maps. What was intreging was not the fake picture, but the photo of the store front. I don't know why but am always want to try uncharted teritory. Usually it does not go very well, but this was a great exception.

[URL]https://www.bodyrubsmap.com/ad/208140.html[/URL]

This place is in the same building as B&M, but on the opposite side. Same building address but H instead of I.

I tried calling but got no answer. Then made an appointment by text. I figured if the attendent was plain looking I would stay for 30, and if she was good looking, I would stay for 60.

I saw an undercover cop in front, but that does not bother me much. I drove around the building and by the time I was back, he was out of site. I parked and went in and found what first looked like a girl in her 20's. Medium height and thin. Sholder length hair and whearing short jean shorts. It really seemed to good to be true. I went back to the room and gave her cash for an hour and got ready. Was half expecting that a different lady would come back to see me. I have got the bait and switch before, but not today. She came back and gave me a decent massage. Not awesome, but good. Started by covering me then taking the cover off half way through. She got on the table with me a few times, which I really like. She stayed out of arms reach part of the time, but not all of the time. Her legs were some of the nicest I have felt in a long time, and the ass was awsome. I knew I would be in deep trouble when it came to negotiations. Finally the flip came and she asked me what I wanted. Her english was horrible. When I said everything, she told me that they did not have a table shower. Anyhow, she agreed to strip for an extra $100. She left the room and came back with sanitizer and used it to clean my hands, and then the hooks on the wall. Then she took off all her close and hung them on the hooks. She did not want to get on the table with me but let me nurse on her small tits for a while. She did some nice moaning during this. She did not want my fingers in her at first but let me after a little while. I gently rubbed her pussy from the front and the back and felt her go from dry to wet. Then got deep inside her. After about 10 minutes of this she told me to stop and then finnished me with a hand job. Over all great experience even if no sex. She kept her mask on the whole time so don't really know how old she is. Have fun.

The sight of LE would've sent me running to my PlanB location. Q1: How do you know he / she was an undercover cop? Q2: Do you mean just a rent-a-cop (uniformed building security)? Thanks for the intel.

[QUOTE=SlyFrog;6123813]Tiffany at Vivi spa on Tyco rd in Tysons.

I decided to try this place out. I could find no reviews on here. They are not on rubmaps or even google maps. What was intreging was not the fake picture, but the photo of the store front. I don't know why but am always want to try uncharted teritory. Usually it does not go very well, but this was a great exception.

[URL]https://www.bodyrubsmap.com/ad/208140.html[/URL]

This place is in the same building as B&M, but on the opposite side. Same building address but H instead of I.

I tried calling but got no answer. Then made an appointment by text. I figured if the attendent was plain looking I would stay for 30, and if she was good looking, I would stay for 60.

I saw an undercover cop in front, but that does not bother me much. I drove around the building and by the time I was back, he was out of site. I parked and went in and found what first looked like a girl in her 20's. Medium height and thin. Sholder length hair and whearing short jean shorts. It really seemed to good to be true. I went back to the room and gave her cash for an hour and got ready. Was half expecting that a different lady would come back to see me. I have got the bait and switch before, but not today. She came back and gave me a decent massage. Not awesome, but good..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6123877]The sight of LE would've sent me running to my PlanB location. Q1: How do you know he / she was an undercover cop? Q2: Do you mean just a rent-a-cop (uniformed building security)? Thanks for the intel.[/QUOTE]The phrase "undercover cop" gets tossed around a lot and used in a generic way to describe any unmarked LE vehicle. A true undercover cop would not be so easily identifiable I think the original poster likely was referring to an unmarked LE vehicle.

For a while I'd lost touch with a favorite lady. She formerly worked in Franconia and before that in Annandale at the spa on Poplar Street. Then I saw a review that said good things about a slender, athletic provider at Magic and I finally got over there to check her out. Bingo! It was Nicole, formerly Joy. It was a pleasure to reconnect with her. She's bright, sensual, fit, funny, and a good conversationalist. Don't go if you're looking for a teeny-bopper type. She's a mature woman who floats my boat, but YMMV. Magic Touch Therapy Massage in Annandale.

Rhino.

Looking for a young Asian provider (below 40) in DMV who does a combo CIM + RIM.

I never hear of anyone visting AMPs in Arlington. I know there is Tokyo and 2 on Columbia pike.

Meanwhile, the closest places I see people visiting are Falls Church and Mclean.

Correct. Unmarked car with man in uniform inside of it. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;6124171]The phrase "undercover cop" gets tossed around a lot and used in a generic way to describe any unmarked LE vehicle. A true undercover cop would not be so easily identifiable I think the original poster likely was referring to an unmarked LE vehicle.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Amsterdam2022;6124250]Looking for a young Asian provider (below 40) in DMV who does a combo CIM + RIM.[/QUOTE]When you find her let us all know. So we can get in Line.

[QUOTE=JayCramer80;6125013]When you find her let us all know. So we can get in Line.[/QUOTE]Search the forum for Joyce.

A thank you to all who posted about Celine at Palace a while back. I made my way over there and to my surprise it was the same location I had visited about 5 years ago but somehow now nicer. Celine was as described. Youngish (says she's 28) long hair and thin build. She provides a nice but average massage. ST starts with her hair drapping over you and goes from there. No FS but P2 P is available. She has a sense of humor which is refreshing. Says she has been here two months and plans to stay a year or more before heading back to NY. She also notes she has been really busy. I now know why. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=NovaBwc;6124563]I never hear of anyone visting AMPs in Arlington. I know there is Tokyo and 2 on Columbia pike.

Meanwhile, the closest places I see people visiting are Falls Church and Mclean.[/QUOTE]Arlington isn't dead. I have checked out a number of the SMOs but haven't been to one sad I work in the area so I tend to be cautious. I heard Best Massage it's good and one on Lee hwy opposite the new daycare building. Link below to adult search with the locations.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/virginia/arlington/erotic-massage-parlor[/URL]

Good morning fellows,

I have being looking at this ad for a while but never decided to go ahead make the call.

Made the call today and worse experience ever:

To start dirty room with sheets that used to be white now I can not even tell their color, towel so old and dirty it gave me rashes went I left. The pictures are of her and studio (a room in her apartment in a shady place). Bad attitude from the get go could not give directions without getting mad and frustrated.

In the house the donation she stated that I spent too much time on the way to her that was my time mind you 1. 65 for an hour I was there in and hour 28 minutes. The massage of the back was okay she did not put any effort or did not try at all. The legs she just put the oil and it was time for the flip. On the flip straight to the jones with oil zero massage of the shoulder, chest or legs and feet. While stroking the jones started counting down from once she got to 1 she placed my hand on the jones and said you do it. She said you have to go, get out.

Please gentlemen stay away from her you desire a good service.

Bad experience bad experience bad experience will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Rhinopole;6124191]For a while I'd lost touch with a favorite lady. She formerly worked in Franconia and before that in Annandale at the spa on Poplar Street. Then I saw a review that said good things about a slender, athletic provider at Magic and I finally got over there to check her out. Bingo! It was Nicole, formerly Joy. It was a pleasure to reconnect with her. She's bright, sensual, fit, funny, and a good conversationalist. Don't go if you're looking for a teeny-bopper type. She's a mature woman who floats my boat, but YMMV. Magic Touch Therapy Massage in Annandale..[/QUOTE]Did she sport an afro hair-do while at Poplar? She certainly was quite pleasant.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1208252[/URL]

Good morning fellows.

I have being looking at this ad for a while but never decided to go ahead make the call.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1208252[/URL]

Made the call today and worse experience ever:

To start dirty room with sheets that used to be white now I can not even tell their color, towel so old and dirty it gave me rashes went I left. The pictures are of her and studio (a room in her apartment in a shady place). Bad attitude from the get go could not give directions without getting mad and frustrated.

In the house the donation she stated that I spent too much time on the way to her that was my time mind you 1. 65 for an hour I was there in and hour 28 minutes. The massage of the back was okay she did not put any effort or did not try at all. The legs she just put the oil and it was time for the flip. On the flip straight to the jones with oil zero massage of the shoulder, chest or legs and feet. While stroking the jones started counting down from once she got to 1 she placed my hand on the jones and said you do it. She said you have to go, get out.

Please gentlemen stay away from her you desire a good service.

Bad experience bad experience bad experience will not dream her again.

[QUOTE=Coaster42;6125079]A thank you to all who posted about Celine at Palace a while back. I made my way over there and to my surprise it was the same location I had visited about 5 years ago but somehow now nicer. Celine was as described. Youngish (says she's 28) long hair and thin build. She provides a nice but average massage. ST starts with her hair drapping over you and goes from there. No FS but P2 P is available. She has a sense of humor which is refreshing. Says she has been here two months and plans to stay a year or more before heading back to NY. She also notes she has been really busy. I now know why. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Tried Googling Palace and many things come up.

Found this one:

[URL]https://www.moonpalace.club/[/URL]

Looks real interesting but I don't think it is the one where Celine is.

Please give me town / area of the Palace you are talking about.

Thanks,

HG2.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;6127625]Tried Googling Palace and many things come up.

Found this one:

[URL]https://www.moonpalace.club/[/URL]

Looks real interesting but I don't think it is the one where Celine is.

Please give me town / area of the Palace you are talking about.

Thanks,

HG2.[/QUOTE]It's in McLean and listed in Rubmaps and ad on Bedpage.

[QUOTE=OnceMoreForTod;6127072]Did she sport an afro hair-do while at Poplar? She certainly was quite pleasant.[/QUOTE]She's Asian (pretty sure Korean), but she still has the Afro-type hair - - looks good on her.

Rhino.

Lara's been gone for a few months and is back better than ever.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147[/URL]

Her location is quiet and discreet with an off-main-street entrance and many nearby parking options.

I knock at the door. It is opened by a Goddess wearing a lacy robe, corset, heels that make her a little taller than me (I'm close to 6 ft) and a big sexy smile. I would guess in her 30's, but with a firm, wonderfully inviting body that a woman in her 20's would give her boyfriend's left nut for. Skin like copper, smooth and flawless. Small but well-defined nipples and full, naturally curved breasts worthy of the kind of high-end strip club of which this tight-arsed town is sadly bereft. She is the rare one who looks like her pictures.

The studio is just that. Clean and upscale. A massage table, towel warmer, zen sounds, a starlight pattern projected on the ceiling. No blaring TV. I get comfortable in the bathroom, return and a real massage begins.

Lara delivers touch that ranges from light to medium, in an unrushed session. There is a head cradle and bolsters for my feet. And as she uses hands, heels of hands and forearms to untangle the tight spots her hair brushes me and from time to time I feel those glorious boobs touch my back. Nor does she shrink from light butt play at my request.

Finally I roll over and I can drink in this near-naked beauty standing over me as she slowly, steadily strokes me to the end with a firm, gentle hand, until I hear someone moan and I realize it is me.

Much calmer, I wash up in the clean, tidy bathroom, dress and leave with a parting kiss. Outside, the world seems a brighter place. I want to smile at people and their dogs. I will return.

So yesterday I decided to give Kim at Queen T. A visit. When I called to set up the appointment the phone rang for quite some time and then I got an automated message with a lady saying that due to new ownership the place was closed and would be reopening on October 3rd. Anyone have an idea what is going on with the place?

This guy has two posts to his name from the span of a little over a year and they are both glowing reviews about the same provider. Not saying they are fake, but I'd tread carefully.

[QUOTE=RubLover21;6128033]Lara's been gone for a few months and is back better than ever.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147[/URL]

Her location is quiet and discreet with an off-main-street entrance and many nearby parking options.

I knock at the door. It is opened by a Goddess wearing a lacy robe, corset, heels that make her a little taller than me (I'm close to 6 ft) and a big sexy smile. I would guess in her 30's, but with a firm, wonderfully inviting body that a woman in her 20's would give her boyfriend's left nut for. Skin like copper, smooth and flawless. Small but well-defined nipples and full, naturally curved breasts worthy of the kind of high-end strip club of which this tight-arsed town is sadly bereft. She is the rare one who looks like her pictures.

The studio is just that. Clean and upscale. A massage table, towel warmer, zen sounds, a starlight pattern projected on the ceiling. No blaring TV. I get comfortable in the bathroom, return and a real massage begins.

Lara delivers touch that ranges from light to medium, in an unrushed session. There is a head cradle and bolsters for my feet. And as she uses hands, heels of hands and forearms to untangle the tight spots her hair brushes me and from time to time I feel those glorious boobs touch my back. Nor does she shrink from light butt play at my request.

Finally I roll over and I can drink in this near-naked beauty standing over me as she slowly, steadily strokes me to the end with a firm, gentle hand, until I hear someone moan and I realize it is me.

Much calmer, I wash up in the clean, tidy bathroom, dress and leave with a parting kiss. Outside, the world seems a brighter place. I want to smile at people and their dogs. I will return.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JimBliss478;6117529]I met the woman who advertises RELAXING AND LYMPHATIC MASSAGE. Below is information about her:

Text: I made appointment with her through text. She can be hard to reach at times. Be patient and gently follow up.

Age: I believe she is in her late 20's / early 30's.

Communication: decent english and good conversationalist.

Personality: she is a sweet person. Can be reserved.

Apartment: pretty clean and quiet. No complaints there.

Massage: 100 per hour. Massage wasn't bad but pretty pricey.

HE: She won't initiate and will tell you she doesn't do that. After more gentle ask and promise of tip (she didn't ask price on the first time), she gave fairly decent HE. She'll take her top off too.

Body: She's not thin but not fat. Big tits and ass. Her body is covered in tats so keep that in mind. Pics in the ad are accurate.

Additional items: couple visit, she'll be open to CBJ. Second time, she'll ask for almost 200. Not worth it in my opinion.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/arlington-relaxing-and-lymphatic/7521653043.html[/QUOTE]I'm glad someone saw her, I've been trying to set something up, but it hasn't worked out. Out of curiosity, what's her name? It seems like there might be two providers associated with that ad, one older and one younger. Want to make sure I get the right one when I try to see her next (they're both out of the country at the moment).

Also what was the total damage. Hopefully no more than $40 tip for a NOVA, but we know how inflation has been.

Can anyone suggest a provider in the Pentagon / Crystal City area other than Lara? She's good but not really my cup of tea and would like to try something new. PMs are open. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=RidgeRacer;6128411]I'm glad someone saw her, I've been trying to set something up, but it hasn't worked out. Out of curiosity, what's her name? It seems like there might be two providers associated with that ad, one older and one younger. Want to make sure I get the right one when I try to see her next (they're both out of the country at the moment).

Also what was the total damage. Hopefully no more than $40 tip for a NOVA, but we know how inflation has been.[/QUOTE]I forgot her name. My bad man. I think it's Gabriela but not sure.

She didn't specify tip amount for NOVA in the beginning but YMMV.

[QUOTE=TheYoungMonger;6128319]This guy has two posts to his name from the span of a little over a year and they are both glowing reviews about the same provider. Not saying they are fake, but I'd tread carefully.[/QUOTE]I don't blame you for being skeptical given the number of post from the original poster. But, I've seen Lara and his post is very accurate. Though I doubt I would see her again, she's just not my cup of tea.

[QUOTE=SonChi;6116793]I have been going here for over 5 years. They are 100% legit and a great value for a great massage. No table nor stand up shower, but they will clean your body of the oil post massage.[/QUOTE]I used to know the owner (Hong or Houng? Though I think she sold the Woodbridge location a few years ago. There is also one in Fairfax. Only a decent massage and some tease, but no please.

[QUOTE=BarneySanders;6119173]I dreamed of being in several legit AMPs that would give you a great massage and going deep around the legs to massaging around the jewels but without ever touching junior or even allowing OTC roaming. Legit or not legit?[/QUOTE]I guess I would say there are different levels of legit, from Massage Envy, where you are always covered, except for what is being worked on and no teasing to some of the Chinese places, who will have you uncovered until the flip, and go high up the leg or spend a lot of time on your ass, knowing they are teasing, but will not do a HE. Some may encourage a DIY.

[QUOTE=BigDaddyDon;6120468]I went by Magic Health in Manassas this weekend to pay a visit to Coco. Alas, the sign is gone and it looks like the foyer area was stripped out. No answer on the phone but I got an automatic text telling me to keep the number, thier contract at that location was up and they were looking to relocate.

Anyone know if Coco is working somewhere? I would love to find Mimi who used to work there again too.[/QUOTE]Coco, is probably my favorite in Manassas. Have known her going back to WB, years ago using a different name. I too hope she reappears in a good location. Unfortunately, I do not have her number.

[QUOTE=JimBliss478;6128585]I forgot her name. My bad man. I think it's Gabriela but not sure.

She didn't specify tip amount for NOVA in the beginning but YMMV.[/QUOTE]Forgot to mention previously that I don't think she has other providers. She's an independent provider. She does split time with her other job in Maryland.

[QUOTE=Korman23;6128095]So yesterday I decided to give Kim at Queen T. A visit. When I called to set up the appointment the phone rang for quite some time and then I got an automated message with a lady saying that due to new ownership the place was closed and would be reopening on October 3rd. Anyone have an idea what is going on with the place?[/QUOTE]Good question. I called last Thursday and the phone rang for a long time, with no recorded message at all. I hope their lineup doesn't change.

Rhino.