Appreciation tour for STL
I was in San Diego for the holiday and carved off a couple of hours to go scouting around 1 pm. Stay with me, this pertains to STL. They have an active board on streetwalkers and I know a couple of degenerates down there to compare notes. I cruised their Main Street / San Diego circuit. 5 SWs, 3 young and tight BSWs, one smoking hot ASW, and a so-so LSW. The ASW wanted 150 for a CBJ in the car, and was getting it. She would be out for a couple of minutes before she got picked up. The so-so LSW wanted 120 CBJ in the car and getting it. She would be out only 5 minutes before several dudes fought to pick her up. The black girls were busy as well. It is challenging to find a safe place that is not patrolled by concerned citizens. Lucky Eddy was everywhere, has lots and lots of stings, and is somewhat aggressive in looking for parked mongers. If LE catches you, they will impound your car and throw you in the county slammer, at least overnight. That is situation in SD according the the degenerates I know down there. FS cardates are on average 150-200, everything is covered, and those poor souls are paying it.
My point is, I flew back to STL on Sunday and within an hour and a half from touchdown I scooped up bone thin, skinny Sara on S Broadway. I got a hassle free, relatively safe, quick and satisfying BBJ for 30. Granted the talent in SD was better than Sara but not five times better than Sara. Sometimes the grass looks greener on the other side, but it is still grass. I still won't pick up Val. That chick is coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.
Mahalo.
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St Louis Misery Stroll 🦎 Vs Other Big City Strolls 🦎 Can We Make A Trade Please?
I believe the regular long time mongers who frequent the South Broadway stroll here in St Louis since at least the year 2000 or 20 plus years ago have seen them all. There are no new pickens. Just like the guy below Bluestar who mentioned bone thin skinny Sarah. If he is talking about old denture wearing funny walking skinny Sarah? Hell she's been smoking crack and coming around since the mid 90's. But was thicker and kinda cute back then. I wonder if he asked for the denture less gumjob? I hear they are nice👌. LOL! Nowadays Sarah is bone thin, skinny and kinda resembles an old white Ethiopian. LOL! The other day I saw her at her regular spot near Bates where she is all the time. Anyway, most mongers who come to St Louis Misery from out of town would say daayum the St Louis stroll is jumping! But in reality it's the same ol ho's we see 👀 everyday all day for the last 20 years 😳. I was out of town a few months ago and got to explore Figueroa, San Diego, and Vegas. Yea the prices may be a little higher which are 80 to 150 a pop compared to 40 or 50 here in the St Louis Misery. "But" the hooker stroll visual action is a 1000 times better. With much more to choose from on a day to day. Plus the hookers are wearing next to nothing which gives a better visual and they actually look like hookers as you would see them being portrayed on TV. They have make up on and everything and dress the part. The lizards 🦎 here for the most part don't dress the part or look like hookers at all 😒. Most of them look homeless, plain janeish and methy. They hardly wear any make up at all. C'Mon STL ho's at least try and look a little decent 🙄 for us mongers sheeeit we paying money 💰. Can we at least get a better visual? They mostly just put there hair in a ponytail slap on some raggly clothes do whatever choice of drug they use then hit the stroll. Take for instance Ashley S and Val. Yea Ashley S will suck and fuck you bone dry but she is not pleasant to look at. But if you put a bag over her head while you are fucking her or close your eyes while she is sucking your dick then she's ok. LOL! Basically she is looking kinda plumpy these days with the still bad skin complexion. And Val 🙄 Lawd Jesus. She is plain janeish, skinny, irritable and always mad at the world. Now the visual you get in Vegas, Figueroa, and San Diego make your eyes pop open 👀 like paper plates. Check out some of the YouTube clips of the Figueroa and San Diego strolls. You will see what I'm talking about. As far as LE is concerned 🙄(FTP) I did see LE rolling around in those out of town areas but hell LE is super heavy here in St Louis Misery also they will pull you over and harass your ass quick as lightning then pop you in the city or county jail. Plus all the strolls here including MLK have St Louis Finest Metropolitan Police blue light special street cameras all over the place. When out of towners come to St Louis notice these blue light special police cameras on every building fillming all types of criminal activity. They may be watching everything and prolly taking notes on how many laps a monger makes and which hookers are getting picked up. Us mongers here all has there own opinions on what these blue cameras are doing? Some mogers say the police cameras are filming and some mongers get upset in defensive mode and would say no they are not. Whatever the blue light police cameras are doing they are doing something (FTP). So I've come to the rational that most of the long time mongers here in the STL are tired of seeing the same jive janky lizards 🦎. Just as I'm quite sure mongers on the Figueroa, San Diego and Vegas strolls are tired of seeing the same ol lizards 🦎 there also. This is why when mongers from other cities come here they think the S Broadway stroll is simply great. It's just that they don't see them day in and day out like we do. Maybe I can get a bus and take Val who sucks dick like a woodpecker with a headache, Ashley S who picked up a little weight and has a bad skin complexion, funny walking old school denture wearing crack smoking bone thin Sarah, thick booty time LaLa, meth mouth Jessica, blow job Betty Boop and Carmex Carmen to the Figueroa or San Diego stroll and drop them ho's off. I can gracefully gather up and bring back some ho's from the west coast finest strolls. Would that be ok 👌? Disclaimer: For the sensitive folks reading I'm just joking be cool. LOL! But if I did do that I guarantee you all would be shipping our STL miserable ho's back in two weeks. LOL! Here are LaLa, Val, Carmex Carmen who needs a whole tube of Carmex badly, Hooker Heather, Meth Mouf Jessica, Ashley S who will fuck and suck you bone dry but has a very bad skin complexion, and Kayla who at least wears make up and does try to dress and look nice. Kayla is prolly the better looking and has the better personality of the bunch, but you all cities can have her also. I can bring these fine and new to you but raggly to us St Louis hookers to Figueroa, San Diego, or Vegas for a possible slick trade 😎. What do ya think can we make this happen ASAP? LOL! Be Cool. 💤ZIP 👊!
Zip you are fuckin entertaining
👏128079;128079;128079;128079;128079;128514;128514;128514;Hell I can't be the only one who laughs out loud on Zips descriptions and valid rants. Hell I come back daily if for nothing else the entertainment value. I'd love to throw back some drinks with Zip, would probably need a catheter installed so I wouldn't piss my pants. I'll chip in for bus fare on exchange of some ho's, if nothing else it'll just give you more material.
[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;5378764]I believe the regular long time mongers who frequent the South Broadway stroll here in St Louis since at least the year 2000 or 20 plus years ago have seen them all. There are no new pickens. Just like the guy below Bluestar who mentioned bone thin skinny Sarah. If he is talking about old denture wearing funny walking skinny Sarah? Hell she's been smoking crack and coming around since the mid 90's. But was thicker and kinda cute back then. I wonder if he asked for the denture less gumjob? I hear they are nice👌. LOL! Nowadays Sarah is bone thin, skinny and kinda resembles an old white Ethiopian. LOL! The other day I saw her at her regular spot near Bates where she is all the time. Anyway, most mongers who come to St Louis Misery from out of town would say daayum the St Louis stroll is jumping! But in reality it's the same ol ho's we see 👀 everyday all day for the last 20 years 😳. I was out of town a few months ago and got to explore Figueroa, San Diego, and Vegas. Yea the prices may be a little higher which are 80 to 150 a pop compared to 40 or 50 here in the St Louis Misery. "But" the hooker stroll visual action is a 1000 times better. With much more to choose from on a day to day. Plus the hookers are wearing next to nothing which gives a better visual and they actually look like hookers as you would see them being portrayed on TV. They have make up on and everything and dress the part. The lizards 🦎 here for the most part don't dress the part or look like hookers at all 😒. Most of them look homeless, plain janeish and methy. They hardly wear any make up at all. C'Mon STL ho's at least try and look a little decent 🙄 for us mongers sheeeit we paying money 💰. Can we at least get a better visual? They mostly just put there hair in a ponytail slap on some raggly clothes do whatever choice of drug they use then hit the stroll. Take for instance Ashley S and Val. Yea Ashley S will suck and fuck you bone dry but she is not pleasant to look at. But if you put a bag over her head while you are fucking her or close your eyes while she is sucking your dick then she's ok. LOL! Basically she is looking kinda plumpy these days with the still bad skin complexion. And Val 🙄 Lawd Jesus. She is plain janeish, skinny, irritable and always mad at the world. Now the visual you get in Vegas, Figueroa, and San Diego make your eyes pop open 👀 like paper plates. Check out some of the YouTube clips of the Figueroa and San Diego strolls. You will see what I'm talking about. As far as LE is concerned 🙄(FTP) I did see LE rolling around in those out of town areas but hell LE is super heavy here in St Louis Misery also they will pull you over and harass your ass quick as lightning then pop you in the city or county jail. Plus all the strolls here including MLK have St Louis Finest Metropolitan Police blue light special street cameras all over the place. When out of towners come to St Louis notice these blue light special police cameras on every building fillming all types of criminal activity. They may be watching everything and prolly taking notes on how many laps a monger makes and which hookers are getting picked up. Us mongers here all has there own opinions on what these blue cameras are doing? Some mogers say the police cameras are filming and some mongers get upset in defensive mode and would say no they are not. Whatever the blue light police cameras are doing they are doing something (FTP). So I've come to the rational that most of the long time mongers here in the STL are tired of seeing the same jive janky lizards 🦎. Just as I'm quite sure mongers on the Figueroa, San Diego and Vegas strolls are tired of seeing the same ol lizards 🦎 there also. This is why when mongers from other cities come here they think the S Broadway stroll is simply great. It's just that they don't see them day in and day out like we do. Maybe I can get a bus and take Val who sucks dick like a woodpecker with a headache, Ashley S who picked up a little weight and has a bad skin complexion, funny walking old school denture wearing crack smoking bone thin Sarah, thick booty time LaLa, meth mouth Jessica, blow job Betty Boop and Carmex Carmen to the Figueroa or San Diego stroll and drop them ho's off. I can gracefully gather up and bring back some ho's from the west coast finest strolls. Would that be ok 👌? Disclaimer: For the sensitive folks reading I'm just joking be cool. LOL! But if I did do that I guarantee you all would be shipping our STL miserable ho's back in two weeks. LOL! Here are LaLa, Val, Carmex Carmen who needs a whole tube of Carmex badly, Hooker Heather, Meth Mouf Jessica, Ashley S who will fuck and suck you bone dry but has a very bad skin complexion, and Kayla who at least wears make up and does try to dress and look nice. Kayla is prolly the better looking and has the better personality of the bunch, but you all cities can have her also. I can bring these fine and new to you but raggly to us St Louis hookers to Figueroa, San Diego, or Vegas for a possible slick trade 😎. What do ya think can we make this happen ASAP? LOL! Be Cool. 💤ZIP 👊![/QUOTE]
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S Broadway Road Lizards 🦎
The other day while touring our fine S Broadway stroll looking for some new Wet Teddy Bears 🐻 to get down with. LOL! I saw Ashley S and a few other regulars. At the time I just wanted my rocks off. Normally I would pass on Ashley S and keep rolling until I find some new to me Wet Teddy Bear 🐻 action. Which on our fine lovely beautiful and plentiful stroll can take up to 2 hrs or 10 laps 🙄 . Or which ever comes first either the amount of laps or hours. If you don't find any newer pickens what happens is you will end up saying "Fug this stroll🖕I'm out"! "I'm going home to Ms Vaselina Jar and let her take care of the situation for free"! LOL! But anyway back to Ashley S. I know and every monger that frequently visits the S Broadway stroll knows that Ashley S will fuck and suck you bone dry like no other 🙂. She may not be the best looking hooker with the bad skin complexion and all. But ya know I don't think it is as bad as it was 10 years ago when she was much younger and fresh on the scene. Or maybe I was just drunk as a Franklin County hillbilly in the backwoods drinking Jack Daniels and didn't pay attention to the bad skin complexion and the new pleasantly plumish and frumpy added on weight. LOL! So anyway, I said to myself "Hmmmm 🤔 oh well what the hell might as well 🙄. So I swooped her up in the bat mobile and rolled to the bat cave. I actually got two nuts for the price of one 🙂. After about an hour in the room, give or take a minute or two, I gave her 50 for the two nuts 🙂. Then I kindly, gracefully, and expeditiously took her back to Broadway stroll and dropped her near the Bates area. So if you are a newbie and new to the stroll or an out of towner and just checking out what our fabulous stroll has to offer here in St Louis Misery. Be my guest, go ahead and have some good ol Wet Teddy Bears 🐻. "Guaranteed fresh or the next one is on me!". LOL! Anyway, this is Ashley S. Good luck👍. 💤ZIP👊!
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S Broadway Road Lizards 🦎
I toured the S Broadway and MLK Strolls yesterday afternoon and Lawd Jesus there was nothing available 😫. Usually in the afternoon on a Saturday you will see something newer but daaayum this time it was nothing but the same ol janky sorry ho's. Except for sorry Val. I didn't see her at all 😁. Fat Kat and Carmex Carmen was the only ho's working the stroll. There was also some fat lizard 🦎 working too. She was getting picked up left and right at high speed. Carmex Carmen must have read my post because she cleaned herself up a little and had some lipstick on. Last week when I saw her lips were crusty as the edge of a pizza 🍕. LOL! I told her last week to clean herself up a little before she hits the stroll. She looked a little better yesterday. She did tell me that she wasn't prego but JUST had a baby. Hmmmm 🤔 I wonder who be that baby daddy? She said she does have milk 🥛 in them big ol jugs of hers. She told me for a nice price we can go some where and she would squirt milk 🥛 all over my dick them commence to give me the best blow job ever. Hmmmmm 🤔 I started thinking for a minute and all I could remember was how she looked last week when I saw her. She was looking pitiful with them crusty lips last week. So I said naaaw I'll pass and kept pushing along. A few blocks north of Bates I saw Fat Kat 🙄. She looked baaaad. Her face had pimples all over and her arms had disgusting looking H monster sores all over 😳. To top it off some poor monger must have just fucked her pretty good because she had a large cherry red suck mark on her neck 💋. Uuhhnnnn! I talked to her briefly then kept rolling. LOL! Usually she has her low budget dusty lookout pimp tagging along. But I didn't see him. He must of got tired of her raggly ass and kicked her to the curb. Anyway there was nothing out. So I went back to the crib and watched a bunch of YouTube videos of the Figueroa and San Diego strolls. Sheeit I can't wait to go back there and visit again because man we sho suffering 😫 here in the STL. Check it out for yourself. Just go to YouTube and type in Figueroa and San Diego stroll. Man it's a different world than St Louis Misery. The ho's may cost a bit more but at this moment daaayum who cares! The ho's there have a 1000 times better visual and dress the part of a hooker. Plus there are plenty to choose from 🙃. But anyway after salivating over the YouTube videos of the Figueroa and San Diego strolls I I dug into my own files of videos. Which is pretty extensive. Sheeit I got long clips of St Louis hookers that go back to 1995. One day I may upload all the videos on XXXMovies. I could call them ZipThruTheLou With ZipsClips. LOL! I wonder how many hits I would get? Anyway here is Carmex Carmen and Fat "Stank" Cat. Good luck with them two raggly lizards 🦎. Be cool. 💤ZIP 👊!
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I think I was following Zip today
Zip, I saw the plate frame in front of me today, and thought of you. When I was done laughing 😂 my ass remembering your posts, I whipped out my camera to find out if this is the way you advertise.
Due to the lack of beauties in the Lou may I suggest you downsize your vehicle to a 2 door or maybe even a motorcycle while you are strolling S Broadway or MLK. With the motorcycle you could air out Fat "Stank" Cat, but would probably cause more damage to Carmex Carmen.