Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Rocco D;1419317]Most of the old regulars have left. Fiona opened up her own place with a few other girls, I didn't ask if Lilly came with her. It is somewhat similar pricing to SH, Cash, you posted the ad in a forum on another site, that's how I found it, new place on Brookhurst, maybe 5 star foot or something like that. I don't remember the exact name but it is cheap and seems like identical service to SH. There was a young tall cutie there, don't remember the name. But she was nice.[/QUOTE]So that place I found in the ad is where fiona is? She runs it? Weird but ok. A few other girls? Wonder which ones. I guess I need to check it out and see for myself. Lilly was hot cause she would get it done and she liked when you messed with her. Was fun there for a while cause you have to be quiet and someone could come in on you. SO it was like a spy game. Maybe angel went there too cause I have not seen her in the old place anymore. Does your post reflect that you been there? Let me know. I can tip you on whos the one to try at sh once she's done with her school tests. I guess only 3 of us slobs have tried these cheap ass places and had a little fun here and there.

I apologize if this is a repeat post. I just wanted to double my post count.

I'm no beginner to this hobby, but tonight I acted like one and paid the price. Went by an area where I like to rest for an hour here and there but got there too late. There was a neon 'Open' sign upstairs at a CPA office beckoning me. Since it's tax time, I thought I'd see what services they offered. A young asian dude unlocked the door and let me in. There was a big front room and it looked like only two rooms off of that. Then my tax penalty walked out from behind a screen. She was a young cute Vietnamese girl. At first she looked like she could have been a latina. She was thin with a great body. She was wearing a light flowing sundress that was almost see through and was barefoot. She had kind of a 'hippy' look which I found very sexy. I asked for an hour massage but she said that they only did half hour massages. I agreed but this should have been my first warning sign. It was still a couple hours before they closed. Way too long after I got undressed and laid on the table, she came in and began running her fingers over me very lightly. This was nothing resembling a massage but felt nice and got me excited. Two minutes later she told me to flip. These should have been my second and third warning signs. I'm not a full service guy since with my sensitivity that would be like releasing money into the wind. So when I flipped after two minutes, I knew that this was going to be over almost as soon as it began. I didn't care at that moment, I needed to see this girl naked and feel her smoking hot body. I ran my hand up her dress and she asked me if I wanted something other than a massage. I grabbed her wrist to show her what I wanted. She held up six fingers. I held up four. I said,"and you take off your dress." She agreed and held up six fingers. I was so determined to see and touch her naked that I agreed to that. I've never agreed to more than four fingers since my first times in Vegas many years ago. I have paid more but that was by my choice for superior service. This should have been warning sign number four. She had me pay up front which I never do. Five. I also told her that she had to do a full 30 minutes. Now her English wasn't so good and she mumbled something. She took off her dress and thong revealing her tasteful implants and probably the best body I've seen in my adventures. She immediately poured on some oil and began working the numbers. My short form soon became a long form. With one hand I was trying to slow her down while with the other I was trying to sample her beautiful body. Whenever I would get to her nipple she would pull away and say she was ticklish. When I would near her razor stubble, which was mostly inaccessible due to the way she was sitting, she would shove my hand away. She finished up, cleaned up and said finished. This is where the fun started.

As she was leaving the room I reminded her that I paid for a half hour and it had only been about 15 minutes, including the five plus that I waited for her to come in. She became a honeybadger. She didn't give a shit. I tried to explain to her that with that kind of service and that kind of attitude, patrons would not return for a second visit. Honeybadger. She's so hot, IMO, that I would overlook some of the stuff in order to touch her naked body again, but not all of that. She left the room and I got dressed. When I got out into the front room, the young boy unlocked the door to let me out. Thing is, I wasn't leaving. I sat down in one of the chairs and just waited. They asked what I was doing and I told them that I paid for a half hour so I was going to stay there until my half hour was up. This made them nuts. Must have been the longest 15 minutes of their lives. They begged me to leave. I stayed. They threatened to call the police. I offered to do it for them. The boy even tried to give me my entrance fee back. I declined it. I was just going to wait. I did have the satisfaction of scaring a customer away. He opened the door to come in and I was sitting there. I told him not to waste his money there as it was a rip off. I explained to the girl, who now spoke pretty good English as she was yelling "Fuck You," etc, that I would never come back here and that I would tell my friends not to come here. She said,"Go ahead, how many friends do you have that get massages?" I said,"I know a few people." So here's my warning to you. Don't go to the CPA office upstairs on Fern in GG. It's a rip off. Full service may or may not be available. I would say it probably is but probably is not all that fun. If you are the opposite of me and can last 28 minutes and want to punish a hot young Vietnamese girl, then by all means go there and spend your money. Just not for me. I'm pretty sure the girls name is Amy. I'll never understand how these girls are unable or unwilling to embrace the concept of providing good service in order to get regular, repeat customers. When my half hour was up I got up and left.

I'm guessing that someone here has already warned about this place but as I looked up at the 'Open' sign, nothing from this site came to mind.

[QUOTE=Fistfirst; 1416431]Yep, Mila is a quack, but it was an entertaining (expensive) session.

As for BP drugs and ED, I had always suspected there was a connection and kept asking various doctors about it. After all, if the BP meds are there to lower BP and BP is what fills the Boy up when needed, it makes sense. Mostly they argued that onset of ED and higher BP normally occurred around the same time. Finally, I got a doctor, not here, to admit that there was likely some connection. So he prescribed Cialis as a way of overcoming the ED the lower BP produced. Since I have a little BP tester, I have since noticed that Cialis and Viagra both lower BP. I admire JD's chucking of Lisinopril et al but it has been a number of years now, and I eat and drink and workout a bit more wisely too, the BP is OK, so I think I'll stand pat.

[QUOTE=Johnny Dangle; 1411693]Sheesh, Bronco, the mongering is supposed to take care of the work stress!

I stopped taking my BP meds. Knowing that the docs these days make their money from their prescription pads, added to the fact they are totally unsympathetic to the side effects, plus a little research into natural alternatives made me throw my quack m. The. And his Lisinopril off the Dangle train. Guy was nice enough to prescribe Levitra, however. I'm feeling fine.

I went to see that Mila chick that advertises on BP last Summer. I pretty much decided that she is a quack.[/QUOTE]As a RN, here's a small factoid. Viagra was initially developed as a blood pressure medication but they found it had a strange "side effect". The erections were not intentional but the made a find a market for that obviously. There are some rare cases where women take viagra as a blood pressure medication.

Also, combining Viagra with nitrates can result in a dangerous drop in blood pressure.

Guys,

Anyone has experience with a petite asian "therapist". I just love short thin asian gals? Thanks.

Cash, please send a PM my way on the oneatSH that has school tests. I stopped going to SH once Lilly left. May call the new place and check if Lilly is there. You're right about Lilly though, I went during a less busy time during the day & her service was excellent since there was more privacy. She's got great natural racks & even allowed FIV.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1419984]So that place I found in the ad is where fiona is? She runs it? Weird but ok. A few other girls? Wonder which ones. I guess I need to check it out and see for myself. Lilly was hot cause she would get it done and she liked when you messed with her. Was fun there for a while cause you have to be quiet and someone could come in on you. SO it was like a spy game. Maybe angel went there too cause I have not seen her in the old place anymore. Does your post reflect that you been there? Let me know. I can tip you on whos the one to try at sh once she's done with her school tests. I guess only 3 of us slobs have tried these cheap ass places and had a little fun here and there.[/QUOTE]

Check your PM. I have had tons of fun at SH, was my fav spot for quite a while. I'm sure you recall the numerous pm's from me asking about your fav there, but as usual, all good runs come to an end. Like most places that come out of the gates too fast I suppose. Annie is only one there that I recognjze from before. Go say 'hi' to Fiona, I know shed be glad to see you. PM me the details if you wish.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1419984]So that place I found in the ad is where fiona is? She runs it? Weird but ok. A few other girls? Wonder which ones. I guess I need to check it out and see for myself. Lilly was hot cause she would get it done and she liked when you messed with her. Was fun there for a while cause you have to be quiet and someone could come in on you. SO it was like a spy game. Maybe angel went there too cause I have not seen her in the old place anymore. Does your post reflect that you been there? Let me know. I can tip you on whos the one to try at sh once she's done with her school tests. I guess only 3 of us slobs have tried these cheap ass places and had a little fun here and there.[/QUOTE]

I went to the new foot place on Brookhurst that Cash & Rocco mentioned in hope of finding Lilly. There is another Lilly here, but not the same one from SH. I double checked with Fiona and she confirms it's a different Lilly. Bummer, I should have taken Lilly's, but my gf does check my phone from time to time.

Isn't 85% of the asian population considered short and petite?

[QUOTE=Liege 68; 1420532]Guys,

Anyone has experience with a petite asian "therapist". I just love short thin asian gals? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jindo Kuragi;1420560]Cash, please send a PM my way on the oneatSH that has school tests. I stopped going to SH once Lilly left. May call the new place and check if Lilly is there. You're right about Lilly though, I went during a less busy time during the day & her service was excellent since there was more privacy. She's got great natural racks & even allowed FIV.[/QUOTE]Yeah yeah msg sent. I was at SH yesterday and had tina. Not bad for massage. Nothing doing on anything else. Then went to fern and went upstairs. Locked door, then it opened, the girl that was going to do me was just too funky for me. She was dressed right but had no shape to her body and she talked goofy. Killer for me, walked out went downstairs and they were busy. So I drove over to angel spa around the corner. Always makes me laugh with lindas face on the banner outside. Jenny was at the counter and smiled big. Says you here for linda, I will get her. I told her I wanted her. She jumped up and took me to a room. I checked to make sure I didn't have 100's hanging out of my pocket or something. SHe did a good massgae this time. Even lifted up her tight dress so I could rub her ass good. Straddled my arm at times and rubbed up on them with her hot little cootch. She sat on my butt to do my back, told her when I flip she should do that too. She's says she might. So I flip while she's on my back. She said don't get her wet, I said nooooo problem. She sat down and wiggled and giggled. I got her to move back and forth a bit before she wanted to jack me and end the session. Her tiny little hands were warm and soft. Guess from all that jacking everyday. I had my hand between her legs and inside her panties. She asked if linda did that too. I told her its all secret and she shouldn't ask since you know its private. Told her I never tell anyone anything. OOps I forgot about telling everyone on here. Too late, she smiles and spreads her legs more. Wanted me to finger her I think. I did, she was wanting it faster but man I was tired. Haha. I tried to get one leg up so I could lick that tight ass pussy of hers. She quickly says ok but she wants tip first. She messed the whole thing up. Told her thats why I like linda, she doesn't ask, she knows I'm good for the tip. I tell her she knows I'm good with her boss so why does she want it first. I said just finish jacking me and I will go. She looked sad like she just lost 100 bucks. Which she did. I saw the boss on the way out and she asked if I was ok. I said I'm only ok when I see her. She laughed and asked no good? I said could be better but she's too careful. My buddy calls me 30 minutes later and says linda told him I was there and when is he coming in.

If you did get Amy well she drives a white lexus, maybe that explains the attitude. She probably has a lot of customers either there or private and that is why she can afford an expensive car.

[QUOTE=Qwick Draw; 1420428]I apologize if this is a repeat post. I just wanted to double my post count.

I'm no beginner to this hobby, but tonight I acted like one and paid the price. Went by an area where I like to rest for an hour here and there but got there too late. There was a neon 'Open' sign upstairs at a CPA office beckoning me. Since it's tax time, I thought I'd see what services they offered. A young asian dude unlocked the door and let me in. There was a big front room and it looked like only two rooms off of that. Then my tax penalty walked out from behind a screen. She was a young cute Vietnamese girl. At first she looked like she could have been a latina. She was thin with a great body. She was wearing a light flowing sundress that was almost see through and was barefoot. She had kind of a 'hippy' look which I found very sexy. I asked for an hour massage but she said that they only did half hour massages. I agreed but this should have been my first warning sign. It was still a couple hours before they closed. Way too long after I got undressed and laid on the table, she came in and began running her fingers over me very lightly. This was nothing resembling a massage but felt nice and got me excited. Two minutes later she told me to flip. These should have been my second and third warning signs. I'm not a full service guy since with my sensitivity that would be like releasing money into the wind. So when I flipped after two minutes, I knew that this was going to be over almost as soon as it began. I didn't care at that moment, I needed to see this girl naked and feel her smoking hot body. I ran my hand up her dress and she asked me if I wanted something other than a massage. I grabbed her wrist to show her what I wanted. She held up six fingers. I held up four. I said,"and you take off your dress." She agreed and held up six fingers. I was so determined to see and touch her naked that I agreed to that. I've never agreed to more than four fingers since my first times in Vegas many years ago. I have paid more but that was by my choice for superior service. This should have been warning sign number four. She had me pay up front which I never do. Five. I also told her that she had to do a full 30 minutes. Now her English wasn't so good and she mumbled something. She took off her dress and thong revealing her tasteful implants and probably the best body I've seen in my adventures. She immediately poured on some oil and began working the numbers. My short form soon became a long form. With one hand I was trying to slow her down while with the other I was trying to sample her beautiful body. Whenever I would get to her nipple she would pull away and say she was ticklish. When I would near her razor stubble, which was mostly inaccessible due to the way she was sitting, she would shove my hand away. She finished up, cleaned up and said finished. This is where the fun started.

As she was leaving the room I reminded her that I paid for a half hour and it had only been about 15 minutes, including the five plus that I waited for her to come in. She became a honeybadger. She didn't give a shit. I tried to explain to her that with that kind of service and that kind of attitude, patrons would not return for a second visit. Honeybadger. She's so hot, IMO, that I would overlook some of the stuff in order to touch her naked body again, but not all of that. She left the room and I got dressed. When I got out into the front room, the young boy unlocked the door to let me out. Thing is, I wasn't leaving. I sat down in one of the chairs and just waited. They asked what I was doing and I told them that I paid for a half hour so I was going to stay there until my half hour was up. This made them nuts. Must have been the longest 15 minutes of their lives. They begged me to leave. I stayed. They threatened to call the police. I offered to do it for them. The boy even tried to give me my entrance fee back. I declined it. I was just going to wait. I did have the satisfaction of scaring a customer away. He opened the door to come in and I was sitting there. I told him not to waste his money there as it was a rip off. I explained to the girl, who now spoke pretty good English as she was yelling "Fuck You," etc, that I would never come back here and that I would tell my friends not to come here. She said,"Go ahead, how many friends do you have that get massages?" I said,"I know a few people." So here's my warning to you. Don't go to the CPA office upstairs on Fern in GG. It's a rip off. Full service may or may not be available. I would say it probably is but probably is not all that fun. If you are the opposite of me and can last 28 minutes and want to punish a hot young Vietnamese girl, then by all means go there and spend your money. Just not for me. I'm pretty sure the girls name is Amy. I'll never understand how these girls are unable or unwilling to embrace the concept of providing good service in order to get regular, repeat customers. When my half hour was up I got up and left.

I'm guessing that someone here has already warned about this place but as I looked up at the 'Open' sign, nothing from this site came to mind.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rocco D;1420802]Isn't 85% of the asian population considered short and petite?[/QUOTE]Good point. I should have been more specific. I had in mind someone shorter than 5' and less than 100lbs. Really, really petite.

[QUOTE=Asian Lover;1420872]If you did get Amy well she drives a white lexus, maybe that explains the attitude. She probably has a lot of customers either there or private and that is why she can afford an expensive car

.[/QUOTE]An AMP hidden in a CPA office, I have been at Fern several times and I never noticed. Just when you think you knew all the locations, a new one pops up. Are there other hidden places around the town- You can PM me to keep it quiet, but my curiosity is killing me. I will repay the information.

[QUOTE=Bud For U; 1419959]I was in Belle Vie the other day and the old woman who use to work the front desk desk at Ortega said Maria was bouncing around looking for a spot but so far had not found anyplace she was comfortable with. Too bad as she was really taking care of me, BBBJ was a regular thing with her.

Bud[/QUOTE]Really, BBBJ. Saw Maria a lot of times, she always did a sensual HJ and teasing and took her time to make it last. She only looked at the clock to make sure I was done by the time my 1/2 hour was up. Never even thought of asking for a BBBJ as for some reason thought she would not be into it. I did get her top off the first few times I saw her, but later wouldn't.

But still saw her regularly.

You guys are smart to go to Belle Vie, I started going to Prime Spa. Seems that they only have 1 person there at a time who also answers the door.

Latest time I saw Cindy. Knew it was not going to be good when close to the first words out of her mouth was "more tip". Not how much but for anything you.

Need more tip (without knowing what I would tip). Told her I only brought 40 which is true to avoid losing my head in that situation. Said can you go to you car and get more or an

ATM. Think she wanted to get more money and come back. Anyway got her to pull her pants down, but only to panties after a lot of coaxing. And got a uninspired HJ. Not even worth the 40. Well this place is now off my list.

Do you feel like sharing?

[QUOTE=Jindo Kuragi;1420740]I went to the new foot place on Brookhurst that Cash & Rocco mentioned in hope of finding Lilly. There is another Lilly here, but not the same one from SH. I double checked with Fiona and she confirms it's a different Lilly. Bummer, I should have taken Lilly's, but my gf does check my phone from time to time.[/QUOTE]