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A total waste now I fist saw her a couple of weeks ago, service was ok she tried to keep her hand on my dick as to not let me have all of it so I switch to doggie position and get it good. On the 2nd. Visit today, I call make the appt. She text me as I got there says she went to her sisters place 15 min. Away WTF. Says she will be right back. She gets back acts as if she is on something, she is glass eyed, starts out with the same shit, closes her legs wnt let me get all theway in so I pull one of her legs up and enter good, she then says she is dry, wants to rest a min, and give me a hand job. I ask fordoggie she says she don't do doggie, I remind her of doggie on the last visit, she says her girlfriend told her some fucked up shit about doggie position and it is messing with her head, this hoe is nutts! Back to mish, she says come on fuck this pussy, then ask if she can get an extra 20,I don't say a word, then she don't want to let me all the way in so I just say fuck it! I go to the bathroom piss and started dressin she says what's wrong I tell her don't make a fuck appt. If your not going to fuck! She says she has never been fucked more than7 mins. And I wanted to put it all the way in, I told her that's how people fuck putting it in and out, she says oh no not all the way, this ***** is on some crazy drugs, she then ask for a tip. I hope you all don't dream of this crazy ass.

[QUOTE=Pappa54;3456949]Well, when it's time to open the valve to release the pressure you take the good with the bad.

I had the time and went outside my regular pattern. Mistake. Got the Jasmine and River combo. Just contacted Jasmine, but River came as well. A bonus as far as they were concerned. The best part was they left.

Two old broads in their 60's, pics are probably from 10 to 15 years ago. Donation given, I was hoping at least they would have a little body tone. Envelope in their purse and the clothes came off. "Picture if you will" (Twilight Zone guys voice). Two old ladies standing in your room naked that look like the starved old women in Nazi death camps before they go to the chamber. (I am simply using a reference on looks here.)

I had to close my eyes as River started the oral dictation. My mind thinking Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, etc. And final concluded on Angelina Jolie.

My advice, if you are going that route, troll the local old folks home. You can get what I got for a ham sandwich, a bag of chips, a coke and a brownie. $20 bucks tops and that includes gas money and a pack of smokes afterward for yourself. Oh, and they wanted my paper for the coupons.

Peace.

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]You should call back and see if they will bring their "Busty Brunette" friend Dakota! 😂128514;128514;128514;. Did you only contemplate suicide the night you followed through with them or did it linger? 😉.

For real though. Thanks for sharing cause that was some funny shit! Be safe Pappa!

Aiki.

It's your playtime, not mine. Just expressing my opinion. And my opinion is she is either a head case or manipulator. Either way, bad news.

[QUOTE=FiveStarrs;3459329]I saw Haley and I'm going based on my experience she was very nice to me and I will repeat with her. Now this chic Carolina I found on social media and she does have a habit talking about having strength to stay clean. But if your talking about the Haley I know she was legit and she doesn't even post a lot is what I like. She only post for $$$ when it's needed.[/QUOTE]

To answer your brother At, I was leaning toward celibacy.

Peace.

[QUOTE=AikiTiger;3459514]You should call back and see if they will bring their "Busty Brunette" friend Dakota! 😂128514;128514;128514;. Did you only contemplate suicide the night you followed through with them or did it linger? 😉.

For real though. Thanks for sharing cause that was some funny shit! Be safe Pappa!

Aiki.[/QUOTE]

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A total waste now I fist saw her a couple of weeks ago, service was ok she tried to keep her hand on my dick as to not let me have all of it so I switch to doggie position and get it good. On the 2nd. Visit today, I call make the appt. She text me as I got there says she went to her sisters place 15 min. Away WTF. Says she will be right back. She gets back acts as if she is on something, she is glass eyed, starts out with the same shit, closes her legs wnt let me get all theway in so I pull one of her legs up and enter good, she then says she is dry, wants to rest a min, and give me a hand job. I ask fordoggie she says she don't do doggie, I remind her of doggie on the last visit, she says her girlfriend told her some fucked up shit about doggie position and it is messing with her head, this hoe is nutts! Back to mish, she says come on fuck this pussy, then ask if she can get an extra 20,I don't say a word, then she don't want to let me all the way in so I just say fuck it! I go to the bathroom piss and started dressin she says what's wrong I tell her don't make a fuck appt. If your not going to fuck! She says she has never been fucked more than7 mins. And I wanted to put it all the way in, I told her that's how people fuck putting it in and out, she says oh no not all the way, this ***** is on some crazy drugs, she then ask for a tip. I hope you all don't dream of this crazy ass.[/QUOTE]That's pretty crazy, I've seen her twice, most recently this past Thursday night and my experience was the total opposite. The first time I had to start doggie a little slow but got it going good and hit it pretty good doggie on the second visit. She's been really sweet to me and never asked for any tip or anything, always did what I wanted.

Brothers, my go to's are out of pocket. And I am patroling new ground. Any any suggestions?

Thanks.

Peace.

Pappa54.

I went to see Kristy last night. Pretty easy to set up. When I pulled up it was pretty quiet. I called her and she opened the door. When the door opened a cloud of smoke rolls out. It reaked of weed. Oh well went in. She kept it real dark. Her pictures are pretty sexy. I didn't get that image looking at her. We were about to start and it looked like. Two dead bodies on the other bed. I said WTF is that. Oh she said it was her home girl and her man. They won't mind she says. So I said. BYE. I couldn't do it. LOL. So I wouldn't recommend this one. If she was dressed more like her pictures or even looked that sexy I probably could have pulled it off.

[QUOTE=Pappa54;3460047]Brothers, my go to's are out of pocket. And I am patroling new ground. Any any suggestions?

Thanks.

Peace.

Pappa54.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DinCola;3460275]I went to see Kristy last night. Pretty easy to set up. When I pulled up it was pretty quiet. I called her and she opened the door. When the door opened a cloud of smoke rolls out. It reaked of weed. Oh well went in. She kept it real dark. Her pictures are pretty sexy. I didn't get that image looking at her. We were about to start and it looked like. Two dead bodies on the other bed. I said WTF is that. Oh she said it was her home girl and her man. They won't mind she says. So I said. BYE. I couldn't do it. LOL. So I wouldn't recommend this one. If she was dressed more like her pictures or even looked that sexy I probably could have pulled it off.[/QUOTE]Wow that is crazy most situations they will go in the bathroom or go outside. Yea you did right by leaving no doubt guys if that ever happens get the hell out if there like he did or have them leave the room and lock it behind you with deadbolt.

[QUOTE=PhatDog;3459963]That's pretty crazy, I've seen her twice, most recently this past Thursday night and my experience was the total opposite. The first time I had to start doggie a little slow but got it going good and hit it pretty good doggie on the second visit. She's been really sweet to me and never asked for any tip or anything, always did what I wanted.[/QUOTE]As I said before the service in Columbia sucks only reliable chic is Chanelle and she tops them all in every way.

[QUOTE=Pappa54;3459738]It's your playtime, not mine. Just expressing my opinion. And my opinion is she is either a head case or manipulator. Either way, bad news.[/QUOTE]I dunno I just text her to see if I can dream of her tonight she's with that other girl who has a drug problem but I saw no drug use in her none at all. I dunno man.

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Has anyone seen her lately? If so, how was it? I had a horrible experience with her, but I am a sucker for a sob story.

[QUOTE=DinCola;3460275]I went to see Kristy last night. Pretty easy to set up. When I pulled up it was pretty quiet. I called her and she opened the door. When the door opened a cloud of smoke rolls out. It reaked of weed. Oh well went in. She kept it real dark. Her pictures are pretty sexy. I didn't get that image looking at her. We were about to start and it looked like. Two dead bodies on the other bed. I said WTF is that. Oh she said it was her home girl and her man. They won't mind she says. So I said. BYE. I couldn't do it. LOL. So I wouldn't recommend this one. If she was dressed more like her pictures or even looked that sexy I probably could have pulled it off.[/QUOTE]That's damn ridiculous! Why the hell do some of these girls do that stupid shit? You need to warn me before hand so I don't waste a trip. I even hate when there's another girl there hanging out that I didn't know about, I mean I might not be in the mood for a public performance LOL. Thanks for the heads up, won't be calling her.

[QUOTE=PhatDog;3460787]That's damn ridiculous! Why the hell do some of these girls do that stupid shit? You need to warn me before hand so I don't waste a trip. I even hate when there's another girl there hanging out that I didn't know about, I mean I might not be in the mood for a public performance LOL. Thanks for the heads up, won't be calling her.[/QUOTE]It's the reason I ask if they are in the room alone or not most girls will have the roommate leave before you get there. Only the ignorant ones insist the roommate stay that's when I know to get the hell out if there.

This one I have kept to myself and only recommended a couple guys to. I knew if I posted a review here right away that she would get calls from a few cheap morons who would ask for the world and want to offer her 5 bucks and then she would get some calls from lurkers who never post and find ways to rip off newer ladies. Anyhow, she was staying pretty UTR and still working her professional college educated quality job full time as well. Seems she now advertises constantly and is no longer a scared UTR just wanting to see guys she trusted or I recommended. She has been full on GFE to me, offered a full hour with endless fun, multiple pops for 200 and looks in my opinion very much better than her pics. A sweet girl, no nonsense and a very hot stripper like lean toned body with a smooth clean tasty pussy. Her BBBJ is average but she does offer it and most anything else a full GFE would offer. I haven't seen her in a few weeks but her rates were very low for the quality of what was offered. She is a 300 per hour girl at a 200 per hour price. The only complaint I have with her is she often runs late with appointments but I have a feeling she is getting a little better since she is a little more out there now and seemingly advertising in the open quite often now. Looks way better than pics, is a sweet girl and with her professional job I have verified she has she is regularly drug tested and is a drug free pimp free girl. I have no problems spending my money with her as I know it's not going to self destruction but is going to her I guess taste for expensive things. Good girl, been great to me and I recommend her. She also frequents nicer hotels and would not be caught dead in one of those Broad River or Saint Andrews shit dumps so many of these lovely ladies in this shit town enjoy. If you're reading this and you're a board dumbass please try to keep from calling her to ask her stupid ass questions and low ball her with your 10 dollar offers for sex. Those guys can stick with their street walking diseased crack heads and their fat cheap hotel staying pimped out drug addicts offering pathetic service. If you are a good client, willing to see a nice lady and treat her as the nice girl she is then compensate her what she asks for you will be highly rewarded in service as I have. Her rates aren't even all that expensive by what she offers but undoubtedly a couple of you dumbasses will ruin it for all the good guys on here and will scare her out of the business as she has been before. I doubt she remains in it for the long run and she will eventually probably disappear back to only the professional career she has but until then I recommend the good, non cheap, non mentally challenged guys to call her.

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