Massage Parlor Reports

Tried to find the place behind RL off harbor. Either I'm retarded, or it's closed. Or both. I went to the previously mentioned bank where a monger spotted a "monger moment" and had no idea where to go or what to do. I saw a place that looked very seedy and seemed to advertise "back work" but it was close (lights were on though). Maybe I was too late (7:15pm?) or I'm supposed to call, or as noted early. I'm stupid.

Ended up swinging by California Girls on the way back to hotel which I knew was going to be a waste of money because I've been there before (too many times) , but what the hell.

[QUOTE=Johnny Dangle;1412605]From MMS at 101 (formerly 123) , in LF. I haven't been there for a few months. Apparently, they have a new staff.[/QUOTE]I hadn't been there in a while, but decided to give it a shot again today (Thurs 3/29). My initial attempt was about 10:30AM, but the tiny V with nice fakies said they were too busy, try back later. An appointment I had for work got cancelled, so I decided to give it another shot about 11:15 with much better results. W@**ie has a so-so grill, but nicer body, a little thick but in a good way, nice ass, small naturals. Very sweet girl, spent a lot of time talking about her elaborate body art while receiving a really good massage. She applied baby powder to my backside and did a very nice light-touch session focused on the areas I wanted, then had me flip. When I refused oil (and the post-itch) , she applied more powder. Interesting. The only downside is it left a residue I need to remove before going home tonight. Nice finish, but the clean-up nearly ruined it for me. She applied Purell (or similar) to my junk and it BURNED. Yee-ouch! She fanned the area until it cooled down (2-3 min later) and was very sweet and apologetic, but still. Not the ideal finish. I would definitely return, but will turn down the powder and purell next time. .4 +.4; L=7, A=9, S=8

Do what I did. I contacted them and blasted them for the sheer audacity of charging people for the use of the site. I figured, hit 'them hard on this one, right? What have I got to lose? I quickly got a nicely worded response back explaining why (costs money to run the site) and promptly gave me 2 free months subscription. Not sure if I'll actually pay when my time is up, though.

[QUOTE=Rubherduck;1413411]I'm more of a lurker and visit AMP / LMP about once a month. I liked the RM site because there was a ton of information easily available. But now they are charging a membership fee. I guess I will have to start posting my own personal experiences on this site to build up credit from senior members.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the post. I feel funny giving advice to a guy with over 250 posts. One might think you've hit 'them all, but I'll give it a go. The three you went to. Naaah. Try Emerald in LH. They do it right. My favorite place. Coral & Valencia. Also in LH. Ortega in SJC. Bella Vie in LN. That's oughta keep you busy for a while. PM me if you want any details.

[QUOTE=NeverTell; 1413295]I visited a few new (to me) places in the last few months but haven't updated here. (I don't post every visit to every place as most have been recently reviewed)

First:

Body Care Center in Santa Ana.

Second:

Diamond Spa in Fullerton.

Third:

This place is Mint Spa in LF on Raymond way.

Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-asian-fullbody-massage-28/20808004[/url]

Just TOFTT. Very robotic unenthusiastic performance. 5/10.

$.40 to my hotel. Massage was ok flip was terrible. Kept chatting the whole time killed the mood.

She does have a nice body and is attractive.

Good Luck

Been twice now, both times with Vicki, nice HE with a great deep massage, also followed up with a nice light post massage, almost fell asleep! Standard rate, only if only she were about 10-15 years younger.

Did some recon around that area, saw Ocean Spa and the Acu place on GG just past Knott, curious about the latter one, may have to toftt.

[QUOTE=Arod Oc;1414141]Thanks for the post. I feel funny giving advice to a guy with over 250 posts. One might think you've hit 'them all, but I'll give it a go. The three you went to. Naaah. Try Emerald in LH. They do it right. My favorite place. Coral & Valencia. Also in LH. Ortega in SJC. Bella Vie in LN. That's oughta keep you busy for a while. PM me if you want any details.[/QUOTE]I love advice. I don't live here so I need it. I haven't tried any of these places. Yet. Can't wait for my next trip to OC. Thank You.

[QUOTE=Arod Oc;1414133]Do what I did. I contacted them and blasted them for the sheer audacity of charging people for the use of the site. I figured, hit 'them hard on this one, right? What have I got to lose? I quickly got a nicely worded response back explaining why (costs money to run the site) and promptly gave me 2 free months subscription. Not sure if I'll actually pay when my time is up, though.[/QUOTE]FYI-Try Naughty Reviews-they just overhauled the site. Yeah, I know the so-called "Premium Reviews" ya' got to pay for. Most are lame and outdated anyway, BUT-if you send them a bunch of information (reviews, photos, etc.) you get free total access for a while. The more you send, the longer it doesn't cost you. I got a nearly lifetime membership for free just for sending photos, reviews and creating new profiles.

The last few months I have visited Bebe, an LMP off of HB, and another AMP off of Brookhurst & just North of the 22.

Bebe, I had been there previously and had gotten a young, cute provider who only gave a HJ. When I went back again recently I was in the mood for some pussy & had heard they offer FS. It had been awhile since I had been there so I did not recognize that the girl I got was the same one from my previous session, so again I only got a HJ. I must admit she had a funny personality and talked dirty. I believe her name is Au. She is not a FOB, but a regular Viet girl from the OC. Although she was fun the prices are our typical Viet prices (60 for HJ) and asking for more to just get naked with total free roaming of the hands. A month later I passed by around 11pm & saw they were open. Turns out they are open till midnight. Got a girl named Ho. Totally lame service. Very mechanical and complained that I was taking too long. After I finished she tried to be all friendly and as she got dressed attempted to make some sexy poses for me, but I totally blew her off and she could tell I wasn't happy. Seriously, don't try and act cute & friendly when just a few minutes ago you were rushing me to cum. Will not go back.

The AMP just North of the 22 is owned by the same people as Bebe. Saw the same old Viet gentleman in the front as I had during my late night visit to Bebe. He told me if I didn't see anything I liked at this location that they had yet another one off of Magnolia. I got this girl that was super, super cute, but again totally mechanical and lame service. She got naked but as I felt up her tits she said my hands were cold and told me I could play with her tits through her shirt. I was about to go off on her because I sure didn't pay to play with tits through a shirt. I am fed up with the Viet girls. I need to find a nice K-girl.

As for the LMP off of HB, I have been there twice with mixed experiences. The first time I got an amazing looking latina. She looked as if she could be on a novella. Although she was hot I kind of didn't feel her service was all that great. Although as she sucked my cock I couldn't help but think that here I am a not so attractive man and I have a novella quality woman sucking my dick. On my second visit I got a provider that complained that I was taking too long. We started with her on top, then doggy, then me on top. She started to complain that I hadn't cum so I told her to go doggy again, but she said,"no" & that I wanted too many positions. She then got down and started sucking my dick again while stroking it with her hand. Afterwards she said I was her superman or superboy because of how long I lasted, but to me that didn't make up for her rushing me.

Was on my way to the Forbes road location with my 10 off an hour coupon. Had figured out earlier that non of the white / latina providers I previously knew from Ortega moved there but was heading there anyway. However needed to be somewhere shortly later so decided I could not use an hour anyway. I Decided to try the place on La Paz in Laguna Hills. Think my provider said her name was summer. And has only ben there 3 weeks, coming from a place in Torrance.

It was 40 to get. She immediately knows why you are. We did not talk about tip at all. She immediately started rubbing the boys, touching whereever I did not object to, worked the.

Back until I let her know no more by changing position. She let me roam freely with my hands. But would not let me get her shirt or even Bra off. But had full access above. For below she had a belt and shorts on and only option was to feel though her shorts.

Anyway she was pretty good looking, though as mentioned am less into asians that other options so might be more perfect for others. She did take her time and probably for that reason I built up to where it shot all over her shirt. Ended up tipping 40 which is actually higher than I normally do. Normally tip 30 for HJ but after reasong here think it is too low.

Anyway don't think I will repeat this place, but is good for a try. The parking lot is all torn up as I think they are renovating the buildings.

I tried the new place H20 I would not reccomend I got a lot of teasing and am guessing next time would be much better. I ended up tipping $10 I will not be back due to the girls being pretty old, they were nice but I want much much younger. I also tried 1500 address is Coata Mesa a month ago and it was not good. 2 girls one so so I did not get that one I got a girl about 40 with the worst by far skills I have ever had. I did tip $40 and walked out feeling I had waisted my money. On the the other hand I have done a $25 dollar place on Westminster that is starting to be pretty good I leave a $30 tip for an hour and I am pretty happy. $55 dollars for a hour is not bad. I do like My spa in HB although I have not been there for a few months, cute youngs girls except one and they will let your hands roam. Also had a goodtime at Holiday in CM the other day. The paces I like I get tired off real quick so I am always trying new places it gets expensive but I do like never knowing what is to be had.

Once again as others have already been saying, I visited the Gemstone parlor in LH. Sin D is a great provider and really goes out of her way to provide. Does a great massage with stretching and a lot of teasing around the jewels. I am not a FS guy but she always hints around it now that I have been a regular of hers for a while. This last time she even mentioned she works from home as well. May take her up on that if I ever do want FS. On the flip she is always very thorough with her hands and makes everyone happy and clean.

Enjoy!

David

I've treid Kim* and Ju, but not anyone else. Kim is super great but a bit older for my taste. Please let me know if you guys have any recommendations. PM please.

Been there a few times and have tried Mary, Megan and jessica. Anyone no what up with this palce? And who else I should see for a little more? Or should I try one of the thee again? Megan, Jessica and another yonger one might have possibilities.

Yep, Mila is a quack, but it was an entertaining (expensive) session.

As for BP drugs and ED, I had always suspected there was a connection and kept asking various doctors about it. After all, if the BP meds are there to lower BP and BP is what fills the Boy up when needed, it makes sense. Mostly they argued that onset of ED and higher BP normally occurred around the same time. Finally, I got a doctor, not here, to admit that there was likely some connection. So he prescribed Cialis as a way of overcoming the ED the lower BP produced. Since I have a little BP tester, I have since noticed that Cialis and Viagra both lower BP. I admire JD's chucking of Lisinopril et al but it has been a number of years now, and I eat and drink and workout a bit more wisely too, the BP is OK, so I think I'll stand pat.

[QUOTE=Johnny Dangle; 1411693]Sheesh, Bronco, the mongering is supposed to take care of the work stress!

I stopped taking my BP meds. Knowing that the docs these days make their money from their prescription pads, added to the fact they are totally unsympathetic to the side effects, plus a little research into natural alternatives made me throw my quack m. The. And his Lisinopril off the Dangle train. Guy was nice enough to prescribe Levitra, however. I'm feeling fine.

I went to see that Mila chick that advertises on BP last Summer. I pretty much decided that she is a quack.