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Thanks brother AR. I am glad my misfortune lightened your day. With all the warnings of monger doom, grab and dash, etc. A little levity is warranted occasionally.
Peace.
Pappa54.
[QUOTE=DongQuixote;3457904]Sorry for the terrible experience. But it did make me laugh for 5 minutes straight reading and rereading this post. Hopefully your next roll will be an awesome one that can make you forget this Horror Story.
AR.[/QUOTE]
Shit is funny because it is true. Thanks for the info and the laugh Papa.
[QUOTE=Pappa54;3456949]Well, when it's time to open the valve to release the pressure you take the good with the bad.
I had the time and went outside my regular pattern. Mistake. Got the Jasmine and River combo. Just contacted Jasmine, but River came as well. A bonus as far as they were concerned. The best part was they left.
Two old broads in their 60's, pics are probably from 10 to 15 years ago. Donation given, I was hoping at least they would have a little body tone. Envelope in their purse and the clothes came off. "Picture if you will" (Twilight Zone guys voice). Two old ladies standing in your room naked that look like the starved old women in Nazi death camps before they go to the chamber. (I am simply using a reference on looks here.)
I had to close my eyes as River started the oral dictation. My mind thinking Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, etc. And final concluded on Angelina Jolie.
My advice, if you are going that route, troll the local old folks home. You can get what I got for a ham sandwich, a bag of chips, a coke and a brownie. $20 bucks tops and that includes gas money and a pack of smokes afterward for yourself. Oh, and they wanted my paper for the coupons.
Peace.
Pappa54.[/QUOTE]
Shit is funny because it is true. Thanks for the info and the laugh Papa.
[QUOTE=Pappa54;3456949]Well, when it's time to open the valve to release the pressure you take the good with the bad.
I had the time and went outside my regular pattern. Mistake. Got the Jasmine and River combo. Just contacted Jasmine, but River came as well. A bonus as far as they were concerned. The best part was they left.
Two old broads in their 60's, pics are probably from 10 to 15 years ago. Donation given, I was hoping at least they would have a little body tone. Envelope in their purse and the clothes came off. "Picture if you will" (Twilight Zone guys voice). Two old ladies standing in your room naked that look like the starved old women in Nazi death camps before they go to the chamber. (I am simply using a reference on looks here.)
I had to close my eyes as River started the oral dictation. My mind thinking Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, etc. And final concluded on Angelina Jolie.
My advice, if you are going that route, troll the local old folks home. You can get what I got for a ham sandwich, a bag of chips, a coke and a brownie. $20 bucks tops and that includes gas money and a pack of smokes afterward for yourself. Oh, and they wanted my paper for the coupons.
Peace.
Pappa54.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=NupeDog;3457745]I was saying all black guys are not pimps I understand how you missed the point and she does have a review 🤣.
Roflmao.[/QUOTE]LOL so who do thnk is in there with her brother? Because it's what most say or it's a friend LOL ok man you can believe that funny as hell. LOL.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/come-play-with-precious-limited-time-only/18552543[/URL]
This girl will flip flop her prices based on her mood not anything else and the sad part is guys must be falling for this bs. That's why these girls keep going up on donation because somebody is falling for this crap. You guys keep paying her whatever she wants not me. I will post a face pic of her soon.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/latina-hottie-with-the-skills-you-love/19997443[/URL]
This chic got mad because I would t come to her house almost cussed me too. I don't go to houses. After seeing the pics she looks hood as hell anyway.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/48-midget-colombian-playmate-5-experienc-with-an-upscale-young-lady-with-class/19693828[/URL]
So I asked this chic was her feet polished and done in the ad she was like no but I can do them for you and it will be extra! I was like WTF go to hell man you should already have your toes done I shouldn't have to tell you that. FYI she has the typical black female attitude. I was I'm done.
[URL]http://florence.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/vailable-now-southern-sweetheart-sexy-and-seductive/18703158[/URL]
This chic was one the worse when it came to performance it was so damn boring she wasn't just a waste of my time I would have been better off watching a porn movie. Hopefully a woman in the future will show her how to suck on a Popsicle.
This one seemed ok on the phone so planned to see her. She claims reviews and sent me here. And which they arent good LOL. I guess after reading them lucky she double booked so she didn't respond and I was gone. Waste of time.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/super-sweet-brunette-mature-playmate-waiting/16564670[/URL]
[QUOTE=Bling1982;3458681]This one seemed ok on the phone so planned to see her. She claims reviews and sent me here. And which they arent good LOL. I guess after reading them lucky she double booked so she didn't respond and I was gone. Waste of time.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/super-sweet-brunette-mature-playmate-waiting/16564670[/URL][/QUOTE]This chick is using the name Emma because there is a very reputable higher-end Emma Banks in town. When I called and asked about the reviews, this chick actually gave me a I'd for the other site for Emma Banks. Comparing the pictures, reading about Emma Banks, there's no way this chick is her. Also extremely fake pics. This chick really looks like a washed up meth head and has a seriously annoying voice in person. Watch out for this one.
[QUOTE=Bling1982;3458681]This one seemed ok on the phone so planned to see her. She claims reviews and sent me here. And which they arent good LOL. I guess after reading them lucky she double booked so she didn't respond and I was gone. Waste of time.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/super-sweet-brunette-mature-playmate-waiting/16564670[/URL][/QUOTE]And don't confuse this Emma with the very highly rated Emma Banks.
Per Emma Banks blog, she is officially "Out of Service" until end of this month or first of August.
What's up mongers? Are you playing nice with our Columbia providers?
PalPat1783.
[QUOTE=Pappa54;3439224]There is a provider in W. Columbia that goes by "Harley" (Hangs out with "Caroline" No info to link, but this kid is on the "Bat Sh*t Crazy" list. She is a hot little number, and does BB head bobbing well. But on my second visit, she started talking about ending it all (her life) because she said she needed mental help and the prescriptions that go along with it. I do agree with that assessment and would caution anyone in pursuing her company. I read her as the type you see on the news with the headline "Man and Woman found dead in hotel room. ". She seems to be a "powder keg ready to blow", no pun intended. Just an FYI.
Peace.
Pappa54.[/QUOTE]Is this the caroline? If so is she cool.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/needgrown-andsexy-guys-ladies-or-couples-needsomething-newandfun-in-my-lyfe/19221183[/URL]
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Yes that's the one, but it was not her I was speaking of in the post. The provider I was posting about went by Harley or Haley. Brunette, not bad looking, but a certified "wing nut".
[QUOTE=Bling1982;3458724]Is this the caroline? If so is she cool.
[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/needgrown-andsexy-guys-ladies-or-couples-needsomething-newandfun-in-my-lyfe/19221183[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pappa54;3459265]Yes that's the one, but it was not her I was speaking of in the post. The provider I was posting about went by Harley or Haley. Brunette, not bad looking, but a certified "wing nut".[/QUOTE]I saw Haley and I'm going based on my experience she was very nice to me and I will repeat with her. Now this chic Carolina I found on social media and she does have a habit talking about having strength to stay clean. But if your talking about the Haley I know she was legit and she doesn't even post a lot is what I like. She only post for $$$ when it's needed.