Escort Reviews

[QUOTE=Thors;2008742]This weekend I plan to have a wet dream. I want to visit someone new. 3 providers I have been interested in; Melea, Airelle from Buddha, and liljew. Can one of the senior members tell me who would be the best? Anyway is Liljew full service? I might visit 2 of them. I have heard that Melea can be mechanical sometimes and I haven't read a review about her in a while. Do mongers even visit her anymore? I really like Liljewl pics and thought she was super cute. I just know pic can be deceiving sometimes. If a senior member tells me which one is best; I will for sure take their advice and visit the provider. I work tomorrow, and will check this forum when I come home. My visit will be Saturday of Sunday. So hopefully I can get a response by then. Thanks so much for the help.[/QUOTE]I've seen LilJewel. I would avoid that unless you want a half-assed BBBJ. Melea's reviews should be enough to warn you off. I've seen multiple girls from Buddah and never been disappointed. Scrape up the dough and go with him.

[QUOTE=SouthSonny;2009170]Is this the same Malea from EE?? I was planning to meet her since a while. Couple of weeks back, I almost did set up an appointment but had to cancel it for a different reason.[/QUOTE]Yes its the same Melea. Some guys like her but most have left disappointed. Definitely a YMMV girl.

Against advice from fellow mongers to NOT go to sleep thinking about this one! I fell asleep anyways.

And dreamed about Kelly. I dreamed I did not like the incall location.

And I said so. She offers outcall (which I like) but tells me her.

Car is "in the shop". I dreamed I got the feeling that whatever problems.

In her life will surely get the best of her sooner than later. Unfortunately in my dreams I am only.

Attracted to dangerous women, female drowning victims, and.

Part time providers who act shady, scatterbrain, & can throw one.

See-through lie after another at me for no reasonable reason at all.

In my future dreams I imagine myself introducing this girl to my friends and family & moving her.

Inside my beautiful 4 bedroom home in Cincinnati & I may dream all of this around the time.

When she is out of options which could be any minute now.

Then, when it doesn't work out (beyond the speed of light and time) I will have only myself.

To blame and real disaster on my hands (and other important parts). Long story short. While awake or dreaming and in this instance being FAST ASLEEP and DREAMING. I make what many intelligent people would label "bad.

Decisions", but to me. Normal, calm, respectful, honest, morally sound women either don't exist and / or when they do they are BORING As F**K! KELLY IS A LOT OF THINGS BUT SHE IS NOT BORING!

Knowing what I know only a committed mental patient would be interested in this girl (I am actually asleep right now, dreaming I'm typing this review).

That being said. I have an appointment for a 4 pm straight jacket fitting with my long-time taylor this afternoon.

And with any luck I will dream of this complete lunatic again and again but only in my bed at home.

I had a few nice sessions with her lately, nice petite girl, early-mid thirties, definitely like to please.

Says she keeps getting flaked on, so try not to stand her up guys.

Also she said she can't answer pm's, her phone acts funny, just txt her. She is working on getting a new phone.

Anyway BBBJ, daty, cfs, cg, mish, doggie, she gives great head give her a try.

Sometimes this board is a puzzle to be solved. I met the most extraordinary lady last night, and her reviews here are pretty mixed.

I spent an awesome two hours with Kelly, aka CinciDoll, aka BlondeBabyDoll, aka I don't even remember. Kelly seems to have one foot in and one foot out of the hobby. She's a classy, intelligent girl with a career, and generally doesn't rely on this for her income. As she put it, she's unattached and genuinely loves sex. So why not make a little money in the process?

Guys, Kelly is gorgeous. Blonde hair, blue eyes, slim athletic body, great easy smile. She reminded me of some of the smoking hot Olympic women skiers and snowboarders I've been drooling over this week. She's also easy to talk to. She is also a whole bunch of fun. We shared a bottle of wine, chatted, cuddled, got to it, and then started over. Three times! And I'm hoping to do it all again soon.

The one drawback to Kelly is scheduling. She doesn't see many guys and admits she gets far more texts and PMs than she can handle. And even when she does respond, it sometimes takes a while. She just isn't someone you can text and expect to meet in an hour. Or necessarily even the same day.

But if you're polite and have a little patience, you could be in for one hell of a good time! Big thanks to Cincy Todd for the trusted intel on this one.

Sometimes, when you get try to get creative, you lose the message. I have absolutely no idea what happened, if anything at all, from your reports. I have no idea if this was a positive review, or a negative review. I'm not even sure you would pass a drug screening for employment.

Ever hear of the acronym, K.I.S.S.? "Keep it simple stupid.". Avoid waxing poetry and just speak plainly. After all, we're just a bunch of horny men.

[QUOTE=CharleeChair;2009896]Against advice from fellow mongers to NOT go to sleep thinking about this one! I fell asleep anyways.

And dreamed about Kelly. I dreamed I did not like the incall location.

And I said so. She offers outcall (which I like) but tells me her.

Car is "in the shop". I dreamed I got the feeling that whatever problems.

In her life will surely get the best of her sooner than later. Unfortunately in my dreams I am only.

Attracted to dangerous women, female drowning victims, and.

Part time providers who act shady, scatterbrain, & can throw one.

See-through lie after another at me for no reasonable reason at all.

In my future dreams I imagine myself introducing this girl to my friends and family & moving her.

Inside my beautiful 4 bedroom home in Cincinnati & I may dream all of this around the time.

When she is out of options which could be any minute now.

Then, when it doesn't work out (beyond the speed of light and time) I will have only myself.

To blame and real disaster on my hands (and other important parts). Long story short. While awake or dreaming and in this instance being FAST ASLEEP and DREAMING. I make what many intelligent people would label "bad.

Decisions", but to me. Normal, calm, respectful, honest, morally sound women either don't exist and / or when they do they are BORING As F**K! KELLY IS A LOT OF THINGS BUT SHE IS NOT BORING!

Knowing what I know only a committed mental patient would be interested in this girl (I am actually asleep right now, dreaming I'm typing this review).

That being said. I have an appointment for a 4 pm straight jacket fitting with my long-time taylor this afternoon.

And with any luck I will dream of this complete lunatic again and again but only in my bed at home.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DNut;2010279]Sometimes, when you get try to get creative, you lose the message. I have absolutely no idea what happened, if anything at all, from your reports. I have no idea if this was a positive review, or a negative review. I'm not even sure you would pass a drug screening for employment.

Ever hear of the acronym, K.I.S.S.? "Keep it simple stupid.". Avoid waxing poetry and just speak plainly. After all, we're just a bunch of horny men.[/QUOTE]I am confused. No Idea if it is a good or bad review but error in saying it is a bad one.

Thanks, I think?

Hendo.

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[QUOTE=Orizaba;2010252]Sometimes this board is a puzzle to be solved. I met the most extraordinary lady last night, and her reviews here are pretty mixed.

I spent an awesome two hours with Kelly, aka CinciDoll, aka BlondeBabyDoll, aka I don't even remember. Kelly seems to have one foot in and one foot out of the hobby. She's a classy, intelligent girl with a career, and generally doesn't rely on this for her income. As she put it, she's unattached and genuinely loves sex. So why not make a little money in the process?

Guys, Kelly is gorgeous. Blonde hair, blue eyes, slim athletic body, great easy smile. She reminded me of some of the smoking hot Olympic women skiers and snowboarders I've been drooling over this week. She's also easy to talk to. She is also a whole bunch of fun. We shared a bottle of wine, chatted, cuddled, got to it, and then started over. Three times! And I'm hoping to do it all again soon.

The one drawback to Kelly is scheduling. She doesn't see many guys and admits she gets far more texts and PMs than she can handle. And even when she does respond, it sometimes takes a while. She just isn't someone you can text and expect to meet in an hour. Or necessarily even the same day.

But if you're polite and have a little patience, you could be in for one hell of a good time! Big thanks to Cincy Todd for the trusted intel on this one.[/QUOTE]Well said, Orizaba. I had the same experience once I met Kelly. We met through a different website that was not about the hobby. Took a while to connect, but we met for drinks, played some bar games, laughed our asses off, grabbed a late night snack and ended up in her house. She is easily the hottest girl on this board (no offense to anyone) and a sex kitten as well. Her menu is wide open (although I don't visit Greece), her eyes and smile are mesmerizing, her body is tight and she can go all night!

[QUOTE=Bckpg721;2010430]You are basically saying that she is a batshit crazy little vixen that is full of bullshit lies that are stupid and obvious but is a whole lot of fun to put your cock in. So how about just telling us something useful like is she any good at giving head? Is she a good fuck? I don't think iT was a good idea for you to melt down your adderall and shoot it. It made you focus a little too much![/QUOTE]At this time I invite you to go somewhere and do some thing. Being so smart.you know where and what.

What a re-action guys!

Well so much for my short career as a long winded stoney dreamer reviewer.

In this Dream Kelly is skilled but not the greatest provider available locally.

No pse, low enthusiasm, good cg, good misch, good doggy, I do not provide daty, I do not require anything extra such as BJ, just right to business. She accommodated me as requested to the best of her ability IMHO.

Incall- below my standards, the girl acts like a flake, acts deceptive or something IMHO.

Scale of 1-10 rating system for overall experience dream, low# bad, high # good, okay? For me is a shaky "6.5".

[QUOTE=CharleeChair;2010686]At this time I invite you to go somewhere and do some thing. Being so smart.you know where and what.[/QUOTE]Bckpg721 really isn't off base on his request. Answer the questions, the design flows a lot better without guessing. I'm sure you appreciate straightforward responses, the calculated next move to go by.

I know you were trying to provide information in a way you thought was useful and I really mean this in a constructive way but I have to agree with Bckpg721 in that I really found it hard to understand what you were trying to tell us.

[QUOTE=CharleeChair;2010686]At this time I invite you to go somewhere and do some thing. Being so smart.you know where and what.[/QUOTE]

Guys I need to give you and update on this friend of ours. If a senior can send a note I'll explain.