Had an itch that had to be scratched. Bad move
Well, when it's time to open the valve to release the pressure you take the good with the bad.
I had the time and went outside my regular pattern. Mistake. Got the Jasmine and River combo. Just contacted Jasmine, but River came as well. A bonus as far as they were concerned. The best part was they left.
Two old broads in their 60's, pics are probably from 10 to 15 years ago. Donation given, I was hoping at least they would have a little body tone. Envelope in their purse and the clothes came off. "Picture if you will" (Twilight Zone guys voice). Two old ladies standing in your room naked that look like the starved old women in Nazi death camps before they go to the chamber. (I am simply using a reference on looks here.)
I had to close my eyes as River started the oral dictation. My mind thinking Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, etc. And final concluded on Angelina Jolie.
My advice, if you are going that route, troll the local old folks home. You can get what I got for a ham sandwich, a bag of chips, a coke and a brownie. $20 bucks tops and that includes gas money and a pack of smokes afterward for yourself. Oh, and they wanted my paper for the coupons.
Peace.
Pappa54.