Has Anybody Seen My Dead Horse?
I think it's way past time we move on.
Has anybody around here gotten laid or even just a hand job lately?
Muff
Taylor & my final thoughts on the docbh incident
[QUOTE=Dagame;1357125]She still has the cuteness but the weight has dropped to an all time low. I hope she gets it together.[/QUOTE]Yep, that's Taylor alright. For those of you who say mean things about docbh, you should really look at this pic and some of the collections that doc has posted on Brit. They are both pretty gals with girl-next-door look and horny nymphs once they have their libido brought out. Sessions with fine gems like that costs $$ if you find them on (and even more when they "tag team") so while docbc may not be treated "right", I would not say that he's mad about the lost money but rather about a business deal gone bad.
This is, after all the oldest profession and there is a strong emphasis in treating your customers right (after all it is a service industry). At the same time, as a client, you don't go around disrespecting your provider for no good reason, with that kind of attitude you will end up with no provider unless you want someone real desperate.
While some guys may prefer to spend an Abe getting serviced from some diseased tranny, I (as well as most of the normal males) personally prefer long sessions with a pretty gal. For those of you who only want a quick 10 second of in&out, my recommendation is to save your Washington to buy yourself some toilet papers and Vaseline which is the safest and cheapest way of them all! Some guys may never enjoy that level of ecstasy of doing it with a real person (particularly someone pretty who actually moan out of pleasures provided by our skillful usage of our endowment) and my pity is on them.
Has Anybody Seen My Dead Horse
[QUOTE=Muff Scout; 1357512]I think it's way past time we move on.
Has anybody around here gotten laid or even just a hand job lately?
Muff[/QUOTE]I've traded a few dead horses, which one was yours?
Now, back to the subject of sport fucking.
In my professional opinion.
I would have to concur.
[QUOTE=The Big Man; 1356837]You guys are making my ass suck a damn lemon. All of you damn clowns are the same ones who:
Hide your cell phone when on a date.
Take out your tricking money an hide your wallet.
Keep your hand on your wallet while your are getting head.
Take these girls to "Tim's" and be sure not to fall asleep (Damn jackass)
Negotiate as low as you can go because you know she sucked the other guy's dick for less (You read it here.
Run checks on girls while on the loop to be sure of what you are getting and & what to watch out for.
You do all this because what? They are so nice. No, they will steal the milk out of your coffee. They have the nerve to ask for a "Tip" Why, isn't your boss paying you enough. No, they just try to nickle and dime us to death. If you do not catch a nut, how many of you got a refund? (None)
I put my wallet in my bag and leave it in the trunk. I put both of my cell phones in my front pockets. The good one for pics and the other in case I want to get there number; that is my bat phone. No nap taking at Tim's, just straight fuckin. I bring my bag with lubes & toys in the room and my car keys. I do not take a shower in the room I just dry clean with one eye on my shit. I am not a taxi so no rides to special places. If we have to stop at the store for something, * get out and go get it. I do not trust your dirty ass.
Again, you guys can say what you want. We all fill there mouths with cum and fuck them as hard as we can for $40. We fuck them in the park, alley ways and bed bug ridden filthy rooms which rent by the session. And then off to the next one. All you care about is a place to drop your load."When I drop my goo, I am through" Now you pompous son's of bitches talk about how fuckin pious you are. What you are is delusional. You prey on girls of low moral fiber and justify it by saying "I care about her" What a joke. At least I am real and up front with what I am doing. I will not piss in your or their faces and call it rain. I FUCK THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE CHEAP AND PLENTIFUL, They do not care about me and I do not care about them. They get what they want and I get what I want. Fair exchange is never robbery.
So next time Mr ("I care about her") Take the * home then. I will eat my words. Also, stop eating dope fiend street walker pussy.[/QUOTE]
2011 Talent Review. Part 1
I met this little gem named Megan (20) at the WW circle a while back. She was a sexy dirty blond spinner with sparkling green eyes. (a solid 8+ on any scale.)
I have never seen her before that day. But then again, I don't get out to play as often as one would liked. Other than a few tattoos (the most notable being a circular reef design encircling both of her nipples.) she looks as fresh as an 18 year old out on her first date. Well, actually a slightly used late model Lexus would be a better comparable.
Without getting into too much details, the encounter itself however, did not start out very well. After the prerequiste "viability check" she begins to complain incessantly. And on top of all that she says her time was limited because a friend was waiting for her back where she was picked up. Now, by this time my mental Klaxon was wailing at top volume. Remembering all the warning posts I'd read on this Forum, and to loosely paraphrase the monger-axiom; when in doubt, cease all endeavor, cut your loses and drop her off like a bad habit. But, for reasons unexplainable by higher intelligence, and as ashamed as I am to admit it. The "little head prevailed. Oh, did I mentioned she was totally HOT!
With a deliberate patience, along with an unambiguate firmness I explained to our little beauty the difference between a "men" and a "women" when it comes to the mechanics of procreation. Once she understood that (stop your f*ing bitching, it ruins the mood.) we had no further issues.
Off we go (no Tim's, thanks to this site.) to a motel. Wow! She looks even better in her birthday outfit. From her pretty face to her sparkling green eyes; her luscious apple bottom to her full B's. The anticipation of what awaits, had me bursting at the seams.
End of part 1
2011 Talent Review. Part 2
Well, she did not keep me waiting long. The BBBJ was amazing. Slow, deep and sensually playful. I have such a powerful erection going by this time, it was unbelievable. (guess it helps that I made it clear to her that a good tip awaits for a job well done.) As she pumps steadily away, I thought my head was going to explode-no pun intended.
With a look of mischief, Megan locks gaze with me. Suddenly, and without asking, she mounts me. Rhythmically, this hot vixen rocks me slow and steady, like a little Mink in heat. At this point I was ready to shoot my load. She must've sensed something, with her bedroom eyes she says "don't cum yet, I'm almost there." (she's either a good actress or feeling it for real. You know what? Who cares, I win either way.) I mean who am I to argue, right? Well, no guarantee holding back on this request but, I'll try my best.
Between shallow breaths, she says "oh baby, I want to taste your sweet cum in my mouth. I want you to shoot your hot load down my throat." Holy shit, I don't know how much more of this I can take. I told her I was ready to bust! She rolls over, takes off the condom (when did she slip one on? Thank God, she did. I was wondering for a while there.) I came so hard, I must've shot 7, 8 times. Like a geyser erupting, I gushed a massive load in her mouth. She swallowed every last drop of the thick goo (not before she showed it to me.) then she tells me how sweet it tasted. Wow. Every once in a while, all the planets aligned or something and a brother monger gets lucky.
As promised, fifty beans plus a handsome tip and we were both very happy. However, like two ships passing. I never saw her again. Anyway, Cheers! And may the force of Fornication be with you.