Massage Parlor Reports

Wow. That's so opposite of my experience it's crazy. I've had the most GFE experience I've ever had in a massage parlor with her. She even charged you differently than she charged me. That really sucks.

[QUOTE=TheBigA1;4656289]Have had my eye on Claire for a while since I am a sucker for big boobs (pun intended). Finally took the plunge last week after reading several positive reviews such as this one.

The positives: set up was easy, the massage was good and I got the full hour.

The Cons: She refused to remove her top without a tip and the bottoms never came off. After the top cake off, my attempts to touch (or suck on) her nipples were rebuffed. She said that touching her nipples made her feel uncomfortable (ie, weird). The only touching allowed below the waist was her legs and butt, but no touching the pussy at all. Upgrades that we're available were excessive, including an extra $150 for oral (BBBJ or CBJ not specified) and $300 (on top of the door fee) for FS. No kissing, DATY or Greek at any price.

She tried to give a decent HJ, but without the stimulation of being able to touch her in any meaningful way, I was finding it difficult to achieve my goal. I started in with self service and she agreed to play with herself, but even that was through her thong. I may as well have been jacking to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

She brought me a couple of warm washcloths and I cleaned the oil off, got dressed and left.

Maybe this was just a severe case of YMMV. Or, she has changed her menu. She did mention that she had had some bad experiences but did not elaborate.

I texted the owner about the session and they were apologetic and offered me a small discount on my next appointment.[/QUOTE]

Coming to Chicago soon and staying at O'hare. I'll be near a train station. Any decent spas in ok (good) neighborhoods that are in walking distance from a train station. Really rather not deal with Uber's (as the bill is on my credit card). Don't mind the train. Close to O'hare would be a plus!

Thanks,

Brad.

[QUOTE=Citybird;4604492]Has anyone been to the Red Bull milking table? Seems like they are a group of Latinas. Tina, Lena, Ivy. I'm curious if anyone has any feed back on them? Been seeing a lot on CLM, might be going to see what all the good word is about.[/QUOTE]I went there about 2 weeks ago. Promised a girl named Rina, and another named Amy. From the pics, I told the woman on the phone I wanted Rina. Got the address and waited outside of the place. Woman on phone says that she will be down in a few minutes. A car pulls up on the opposite side of the street. A black woman comes out, walks towards the door that I was standing next to and asks if I was here to see her. I told her no, I'm here to see Rina. She says that she never heard that name. Showed her the picture I was sent of "Rina. " Tells me that she has no idea who that is. I was like "ok then. " And continued to wait. A sketchy looking man opens the door for her and closes and locks it after she walks in. Ok this is getting weird. I get a phone call from the woman who sent me the photos and she says she's getting the door open for me and I can wait inside. Apparently a girl named Amy will be coming really soon, and I can have an appointment with her. . I was hesitant at first, but the I was like what the hell, why not? I drove all the way to Chicago for this. Anyways, the black woman who I just saw opens the door for me and let's me wait in the lobby as she walks into another room. I call the woman again and asked if I can have Rina specifically. She says "of course. " Black woman comes out, and says "you wanted to have an appointment with me," and I said, no, I would like Rina. Definitely bait and switch. I was in the mood for Latina, not some black chick. However it was more that she was overweight, definitely not with 200+. Anyways I left. Got a phone call and the woman who sent the pictures says that Amy arrived and I can go see her. Fuck that. I left.

[QUOTE=MeowMix414;4661516]I went there about 2 weeks ago. Promised a girl named Rina, and another named Amy. From the pics, I told the woman on the phone I wanted Rina. Got the address and waited outside of the place. Woman on phone says that she will be down in a few minutes. A car pulls up on the opposite side of the street. A black woman comes out, walks towards the door that I was standing next to and asks if I was here to see her. I told her no, I'm here to see Rina. She says that she never heard that name. Showed her the picture I was sent of "Rina. " Tells me that she has no idea who that is. I was like "ok then. " And continued to wait. A sketchy looking man opens the door for her and closes and locks it after she walks in. Ok this is getting weird. I get a phone call from the woman who sent me the photos and she says she's getting the door open for me and I can wait inside. Apparently a girl named Amy will be coming really soon, and I can have an appointment with her. . I was hesitant at first, but the I was like what the hell, why not? I drove all the way to Chicago for this. Anyways, the black woman who I just saw opens the door for me and let's me wait in the lobby as she walks into another room. I call the woman again and asked if I can have Rina specifically. She says "of course. " Black woman comes out, and says "you wanted to have an appointment with me," and I said, no, I would like Rina. Definitely bait and switch. I was in the mood for Latina, not some black chick. However it was more that she was overweight, definitely not with 200+. Anyways I left. Got a phone call and the woman who sent the pictures says that Amy arrived and I can go see her. Fuck that. I left.[/QUOTE]Where is this dump so I know to avoid it.

I had a crap dream w Claire too. Body type was super flabby other than the natural DD chest. I got super turned off by that fishy smell down there, I wasn't even interested in her 70 $ BBBJ offer.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;4659285]Wow. That's so opposite of my experience it's crazy. I've had the most GFE experience I've ever had in a massage parlor with her. She even charged you differently than she charged me. That really sucks.[/QUOTE]

I was recently at a AMP and I got the cute 29 yr old and I have seen her a few times. I was getting fiv and BBBJ total nude. 1 day I got my digits in their and I could smell her pussy. Smelled like raw sewerage. I double check and stuck the other finger in and found it smelled the same. She went down to give me BBBJ. I couldn't get it up because the smell on my fingers was so bad. Should I have told her. I didn't tipped and left. Took me 2 days to get smell off.

Has anyone seen either of these two? They are relatively new to CLM and I love the posted pics. Any info would be great. Thanks! Pms are appreciated. Will report back and share other CLM gals.

Stay safe,

James.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;4661986]I was recently at a AMP and I got the cute 29 yr old and I have seen her a few times. I was getting fiv and BBBJ total nude. 1 day I got my digits in their and I could smell her pussy. Smelled like raw sewerage. I double check and stuck the other finger in and found it smelled the same. She went down to give me BBBJ. I couldn't get it up because the smell on my fingers was so bad. Should I have told her. I didn't tipped and left. Took me 2 days to get smell off.[/QUOTE]That sir is the funniest thing I heard all day. Thank you!

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4662133]Has anyone seen either of these two? They are relatively new to CLM and I love the posted pics. Any info would be great. Thanks! Pms are appreciated. Will report back and share other CLM gals.

Stay safe,

James.[/QUOTE]I saw Sarah a few months ago. Hot MILF who wants to please and did it for me. Pictures are close to reality. I posted in the Euro Thread on her and will see her again. I heard Kasia is a little heavier than the pictures so my plan is to see Sarah or Jennifer the same day as Kasia is working and check her out in person.

[QUOTE=Citybird;4604492]Has anyone been to the Red Bull milking table? Seems like they are a group of Latinas. Tina, Lena, Ivy. I'm curious if anyone has any feed back on them? Been seeing a lot on CLM, might be going to see what all the good word is about.[/QUOTE]This place sucks. It seems to be associated with Yady, who has a bunch of reviews, but when I tried to set up a 4-hand a few weeks ago they were supposed to confirm morning of the appt and give directions. They never did and never responded to me asking if we were still on. Totally ghosted me. Basically no different from a NCNS if you ask me. It's a shame because the ads look great.

[QUOTE=Lukkylou;4661546]Where is this dump so I know to avoid it.[/QUOTE]Their ads are all over rubratings. They all kind of look like each other and they flood the board with them. Most say something about "red bull table" It's pretty annoying.

Hey fellas,

I'm going to be in Chicago for work and I'd like some advice on FBSM providers. I got some good info from my previous post, and I settled on one provider. I'd like to see one more though. I'll be in the Loop and don't want to travel into the remote burbs; otherwise outcall is fine. I'm fine with either a mostly sensual thing, or a CMT thing, but some sensuality is desired. Can you help?

Here are the last of the ladies I'm considering. Any feedback? Thanks!

1. [URL]https://massage.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/9357095.htm?cat=83[/URL] - Jasmine Vega.

2. [URL]https://massage.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/8769317.htm?cat=83[/URL] - mature Nicole.

3. [URL]https://www.slixa.com/illinois/chicago/bella-384[/URL] - Bella.

4. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/158301[/URL] - sometimes advertises for Massage Escapade.

5. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/155717[/URL] - Galilea.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;4661986]I was recently at a AMP and I got the cute 29 yr old and I have seen her a few times. I was getting fiv and BBBJ total nude. 1 day I got my digits in their and I could smell her pussy. Smelled like raw sewerage. I double check and stuck the other finger in and found it smelled the same. She went down to give me BBBJ. I couldn't get it up because the smell on my fingers was so bad. Should I have told her. I didn't tipped and left. Took me 2 days to get smell off.[/QUOTE]Reminds us of looks like dog shit huh. Taste - huh. Taste like dog shit yeah good thing we didn't step in it. Huh yeah good thing.

Lmao.

[QUOTE=JalLalabad;4663217]Reminds us of looks like dog shit huh. Taste - huh. Taste like dog shit yeah good thing we didn't step in it. Huh yeah good thing.

Lmao.[/QUOTE]Killing me. Sounds about right.

[URL]https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/posts/8-Adult/123-Body-Rubs/1506493-HoTT-As-HeLL-OLIVIA-will-caress-you-down-773-800-9521.html[/URL]

This one has been discussed before. This is Olivia who offers a bodyrub in her condo on the NW side of the city. Charges $200 an hour with a topless L1 finish.

I saw her about two years ago, and while I thought she was hot as hell with a great rack (no touching), nothing other than L1 was available. Has anyone seen her recently? Is anything else on the table? I'd love to see her again but not if nothing's changed.

Thanks.

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Anyone been to a place on Oakton just west of Crawford? Pass it all the time.

Went back to Vida on Belmont near Central Park. Hadn't been there in a while. Had a good time. Only 1 girl working, Ana. Cute, a little chubby. 70 for hour massage. Massage was not bad. On the flip 50 for HE, 120 for fully nude HE. Fully nude was not worth another 70 to me, so I was happy with the regular clothes-on finish. She allowed a little roaming and did a good job. Let me use their shower to clean up. Didn't short me on time. Would probably repeat.

Fellow Mongers, I will be visiting the Windy City soon. My hotel will be near UIC and I'm wondering what my best options are for Asian providers. Should I take a Lyft to Chinatown and go to a parlour, or call an outcall from rub ratings? I'll be in town several nights and want a good mix of quality and quantity. Thanks and I'll return the favor if you come down to STL.

I'm back.

I found Jenny from Senina.

As I recall May was at TP does anyone know where she is now?

Lastly, any seniors want to inbox me an apt girl in the Catherine courts building or near by?

[QUOTE=StevenHyde;4668005]Fellow Mongers, I will be visiting the Windy City soon. My hotel will be near UIC and I'm wondering what my best options are for Asian providers. Should I take a Lyft to Chinatown and go to a parlour, or call an outcall from rub ratings? I'll be in town several nights and want a good mix of quality and quantity. Thanks and I'll return the favor if you come down to STL.[/QUOTE]SXL on Michigan or Ruby Spa or archer both are decent options for l2. Explore the forum for reviews on those. Depending on what you are looking for, Macau might also be of interest for you. Moon spa is the closest to UIC where you might get l3 service. Rest are l1 or l2.

Visited Relax again recently (the good ol reliable).

Had a new woman (I wouldn't call someone in their mid 30's girl.).

She is quick to her bizniz, on the flip asked for L3 service. But man. I think she must be on her period, you can smell it. So I opted out: X.

Can anyone recommend a good place in Chinatown for L3 services where the gals are clean.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen;4668062]I'm back.

I found Jenny from Senina.

As I recall May was at TP does anyone know where she is now?

Lastly, any seniors want to inbox me an apt girl in the Catherine courts building or near by?[/QUOTE]May is at H Wellness Spa, Milwaukee and Pulaski.

[QUOTE=Ufeelmylove143;4668464]SXL on Michigan or Ruby Spa or archer both are decent options for l2. Explore the forum for reviews on those. Depending on what you are looking for, Macau might also be of interest for you. Moon spa is the closest to UIC where you might get l3 service. Rest are l1 or l2.[/QUOTE]I would avoid Macau, the others are good suggestions though.

-w.

[QUOTE=Wenger;4669742]I would avoid Macau, the others are good suggestions though.

-w.[/QUOTE]Thank you, gents. I'm a L3 guy, so maybe I'll give moon a try. If anyone has further recommendations feel free to shoot me a private message.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen;4668062]I'm back.

I found Jenny from Senina.

As I recall May was at TP does anyone know where she is now?

Lastly, any seniors want to inbox me an apt girl in the Catherine courts building or near by?[/QUOTE]Where is she now?

Hello. I will be in town next week staying out in the western suburbs and would like to find a reliable place to visit. Please feel free to send me a PM. I have info I can share as well about other areas in the upper Midwest. Thanks in advance.

Cities Boy.

Sorry for the stupid questions but I could not find these terminologies in the abbreviations. Can someone please tell me what they mean.

Thanks.

[quote=boo1969;4670692]sorry for the stupid questions but i could not find these terminologies in the abbreviations. Can someone please tell me what they mean.

Thanks.[/quote]l1 = hj, l2 = bj, l3 = fs.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/159982[/URL]

Anyone try this place out? Don't think I've seen the ad before. A are fine with me. Thanks!

Has anyone tried them? If so, what are your thoughts. TIA.

[URL]https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/special-today-4hand-call-mamasan-mimi-now-38403834[/URL]

[QUOTE=IggyD;4672149]Has anyone tried them? If so, what are your thoughts. TIA.

[URL]https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/special-today-4hand-call-mamasan-mimi-now-38403834[/URL[/QUOTE]I see the ad, but I don't see anywhere that it's 60. Probably just the usual Asian ad nonsense.

I texted the number and that was the reply. I've seen this ad for a while now but it is too long a drive for me to toftt.

[QUOTE=MrLoudMonger;4672293]I see the ad, but I don't see anywhere that it's 60. Probably just the usual Asian ad nonsense.[/QUOTE]

Hi all, I am new to the site. I came across it while traveling for work.

I have always gone to Belmont spa as I don't know of any other options.

They haven't been all that great lately.

Can someone point me in the right direction?

Thanks in advance.

Any recommendations for younger (20's) L3 providers? I had asked for recommendations for younger providers in the past, but only got back recommendations for Chinese AMPs that I've learned only provide L1 and 2. Thanks!

[QUOTE=HappyNow;4673672]Hi all, I am new to the site. I came across it while traveling for work.

I have always gone to Belmont spa as I don't know of any other options.

They haven't been all that great lately.

Can someone point me in the right direction?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]The right direction would be up, to the abbreviations. In particular to RTFF. There is tons of information on here if you look for it, and people are wiling to help. The biggest thing is to remember you need to give to get, as lots of new members want to just ask for information without sharing. Let us know how your visit was, who you visited with, any issues tip or otherwise, level of service, etc. And you will get more people willing to share with you too. Also, when asking for information it helps to be specific in what you're looking for. Service, ethnicity, area, etc. Other than that I can't help really as I don't get up in that area to often. Welcome to the board, be safe, and looking forward to hear about your visits.

-w.

I stopped by Comfort in Oak Park last week. I wasn't expecting much. The MT was Linda. I thought there was a TS but wasn't offered and I don't see how their could be one in there but maybe I missed it. The massage was 5 minutes and horrible. MT was I guess decent maybe a 4 or 5 on AMP scale. Standard L1 and I attempted more but wasn't happening. I busted the high C maybe low D man made girls out and I've never felt harder tits in my life. I kid you not it was like feeling a little boulder. She offered 2 pops back to back and I gave her the standard 40 tip which she was fine with. I won't be back but thought I'd let you guys know in case you were wondering. ,. probably reviewed in past but I didn't bother looking. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=IggyD;4672149]Has anyone tried them? If so, what are your thoughts. TIA.

[URL]https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/special-today-4hand-call-mamasan-mimi-now-38403834[/URL][/QUOTE]I have gone here. It was 4 hands but they were older for AMP, assuming in their 50-60. Nothing extra was done, massage was decent but nothing special.

Was told first time next time 40.00 for her. And they motioned to another which I would assume had a younger girl in it that handled. The extras.

Haven't been back to try.

Any more info on Pacifico? I've never been. I know the location but looking for some details. Can someone pm me please and thanks!

James.

[QUOTE=UncleNutzy;4654212]Vida seems dead. Pacifico is as good as it ever was.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OrdLover;4648389]Any good places with a good massage up in the north side of Chicago other than Belmont Spa? We have a handful of spa but I never seen any new report anymore. And I already toftt alot of them years ago but I was disappointed. But surely some of them change. If you are a regular at any spa please write a new report or you can pm me.[/QUOTE]Anyone wants to mention any spa? If you are a regular at one please talk about them to drum up some interest and even if you posted about them in the past. Do it again.