Massage Parlor Reports

Nice report. You paid less than the normal $ at this place so you didn't overpay. I'll be looking for the nipple with the bite marks next time I go.

[QUOTE=Mlaven19; 1401627]Hey guys this is my first post on here even though I've been lurking around this site for a while now. I apologize for the long delay but it took some courage for me to actually go to this place, since it is my first time at one of these fine establishments.

I pull in to the normal an busy looking shopping center with the red lobster and I see my destination hidden somewhat in the corner. I go through the front door and there was no one there but there was a bell that I had to ring. I rang the bell and while waiting thought that some old fat ass latina woman was going to come out and greet me. Instead this gorgeous looking face looks through the window thats behind the corner and my heart sank. This girls face was gorgeous. She unlocks the door and comes out and asks me if I have been there before I say yes. I pay the house fee and we go inside to the first room on the left and she sits me down and explains to me what kind of place this is. I think she did that because I have a very young face on me people think I'm in high school even though I am done with dental school. Anyway I tell her yes I understand and its my first time and she says its going to be $ but I tell her I only have 20 less than that. She said ok and told me next time I have to bring more.

Now time to the good part. She leaves I get undressed she comes back and starts lightly massaging my back, more like gently palpating my back but it doesn't matter I'm not there for that. She starts playing with jr. At which point I just flip on my back. At this point I start feeling her up and caressing her boobs a bit (they were fake, but who cares) and after I was done she quickly gets a condom and starts giving my a good sloppy kiss, just how I like it. She then gets on top and we start doign CG and at this point I'm biting her licking her nipples and I get carried away and bite down a little bit and she squeals and says you can lick don't bite I'm sensitive I apologized and we continued our business when it was all done she wiped me down and I got dressed. As I was leaving I saw another gorgeous girl who was a bit taller but had the same amazing body as the one I had.

I definitely recommend this place, even though I felt that I paid too much (not sure if I got a good deal or not) damage was $.35 you guys tell me. PM me with any questions.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wireless91910;1401815]Was at Wells Fargo depositing money on Friday. As I was preparing my slips. Notice alot of activity at location. One awkward moment. One monger was going in as the other was coming out at the same time. Both had that classic "WTF" look. Priceless![/QUOTE]LOL that's why I always use the backdoor to exit that place.

Went to this place for a massage, she pretty much ran her hands over my body (aka. Not a massage) starting playing with my nipples and roaming around junior. She got me excited I asked if she wants to make him "happier" so she got some oil poured it on and told me to make my self happy. In other words she wanted me to pay her to finish my self. Then she had the audacity to wait at the door and ask for a tip. Never going again.

Who remembers Helen in hacienda heights on Tetley? Well I've found her. Enough said! Seniors, PM me.

[QUOTE=Mlaven19;1402669]Went to this place for a massage, she pretty much ran her hands over my body (aka. Not a massage) starting playing with my nipples and roaming around junior. She got me excited I asked if she wants to make him "happier" so she got some oil poured it on and told me to make my self happy. In other words she wanted me to pay her to finish my self. Then she had the audacity to wait at the door and ask for a tip. Never going again.[/QUOTE]You shouldn't have asked her. Maybe she got suspiscious. Usually once they are comfortable they will ask you what you want.

[QUOTE=Bud For U; 1399110]Thanks to all the guys who took the time to PM me on some new ideas. Feel free to PM me on any ideas you might need.

Decided on the new place on Forbes. Close by and convenient. The place is very clean, professional, nicely decorated with candles and insence to make the place exotic.

Was told to ask for Tiff but she was off so gambled and took Kimberley. Mid 30's, slender build, attractive. Hopped in the shower for a quick rince, got to my room and got into the popsition. Went for the meduim massage with hot oil.

Kimberley has very soft hands and the massage was good. After 15 minutes I got a bit concerned that this was not going to come together as planned. I spread my legs to give her plenty of access and finally she wispered In my ear " have you been here before." Thanks to my pm from Juan I mentioned Tiff and that yes I had been there twice and the game was on. Soft hand on my sack and she spread my legs even further so she could get plenty of pole. 15 minutes of playtime and she asks me to flip. I got the hot breath treatment on my wood and little kisses on my stomach and took her time so I wouldn't blow too soon. I did get very close to getting off and she stopped and played with my brown eye to calm me down a bit, kind of a Tantra thing before bringing back for a very nice eruption.

There should be more Tantra experiences available at these places. Years ago at a place in Newport Beach I had a girl show me the Tantra game. Took me to the egde a half a dozen times before she let me get off. It was like nuclear.

Anyway, got cleaned up, a water, a hug and out the door.

Had the coupon from Craigs List so got a $10 discount and left a. 40 tip.

A very relaxing hour.

Bud[/QUOTE]I just went again yesterday, got Eva, Chinese girl. Cute mid 30's, I'm guessing. Good massage, left satisfied.

[QUOTE=Azzluver;1403497]You shouldn't have asked her. Maybe she got suspiscious. Usually once they are comfortable they will ask you what you want.[/QUOTE]Sometimes they don't ask so if a provider has been staying near jr and rubbing your belly etc for more than 20 seconds she's probably waiting for you to make a move. Before the flip make hints such as caressing her legs or butt and offer encouragement when she 'accidentally' brushes the boys then after the flip if she roams near jr for more than a few seconds, gently place her hand on jr to show her you're not her long lost Uncle Leo."What you want?" is usually the next thing she'll say.

CS

[QUOTE=can't Stop; 1403737]Sometimes they don't ask so if a provider has been staying near jr and rubbing your belly etc for more than 20 seconds she's probably waiting for you to make a move. Before the flip make hints such as caressing her legs or butt and offer encouragement when she 'accidentally' brushes the boys then after the flip if she roams near jr for more than a few seconds, gently place her hand on jr to show her you're not her long lost Uncle Leo."What you want?" is usually the next thing she'll say.

CS[/QUOTE]Agree with this. You don't have to be overly aggressive, but it's ok to assert yourself a bit if she's gotten to the point of pouring the oil on your junk for you. Whether it's her regular thing or not, once she pours it on, you may as well push a little more. With a (not-so-creepy) smile, of course. After many, many years in this biz, that's happened to me twice maybe, and after a little pushing (steer their hand down there, tell them it's ok) , I've always gotten the finish. I remember it happening last year at the 2nd floor spot off of Culver in Irvine. Gently guided her wrist down there 3 times, and on the 3rd, she finally took care of it. Got into it at the end, too.

Figured I'd try this place today. With the 10 dollar coupon, why not right? I made the mistake of not calling first, so out comes what I'm guessing was the MMS. Older Asian lady, that I'm guessing was in her 40's? I prayed to the HE gods that she wasn't my provider, but after I was in the room, in she comes. Don't get me wrong, very nice lady, but she reminded me of my friend's mom. So Jr during the massage was a bit conflicted. Some times he'd be hard, then the thought of my friend's mom had him scurrying away again. During the flip, my little pervy head won out, and I figured, why not. I'm already here and paid the fee. The massage was pretty average, and the HE was non enthusiastic. Though her technique was pretty good. She ran her fingers around the boys and near the balloon knot which helped a great deal. So using my super human imagination, I got off, and left with the standard $4 tip. I asked for her name and she said kimberly. The attire at that place is pretty weak as well. I think I should head back to the Rest Area again, at least they have dresses there. And as we know, it's all about the dresses / skirts.

[QUOTE=Bud For U; 1399110]Thanks to all t he guys who took the time to PM me on some new ideas. Feel free to PM me on any ideas you might need.

Decided on the new place on Forbes. Close by and convenient. The place is very clean, professional, nicely decorated with candles and insence to make the place exotic.

Was told to ask for Tiff but she was off so gambled and took Kimberley. Mid 30's, slender build, attractive. Hopped in the shower for a quick rince, got to my room and got into the popsition. Went for the meduim massage with hot oil.

Kimberley has very soft hands and the massage was good. After 15 minutes I got a bit concerned that this was not going to come together as planned. I spread my legs to give her plenty of access and finally she wispered In my ear " have you been here before." Thanks to my pm from Juan I mentioned Tiff and that yes I had been there twice and the game was on. Soft hand on my sack and she spread my legs even further so she could get plenty of pole. 15 minutes of playtime and she asks me to flip. I got the hot breath treatment on my wood and little kisses on my stomach and took her time so I wouldn't blow too soon. I did get very close to getting off and she stopped and played with my brown eye to calm me down a bit, kind of a Tantra thing before bringing back for a very nice eruption.

There should be more Tantra experiences available at these places. Years ago at a place in Newport Beach I had a girl show me the Tantra game. Took me to the egde a half a dozen times before she let me get off. It was like nuclear.

Anyway, got cleaned up, a water, a hug and out the door.

Had the coupon from Craigs List so got a $10 discount and left a. 40 tip.

A very relaxing hour.

Bud[/QUOTE]

Hey fellow mongers. It's been a while since I've been back on the scene due to the financial collapse. Now that I've gotten to room, I'm back to searching for some R & T place. Those that know Emerald well, who is good there? Who's young and allow roaming? Any advice thru PM would be appreciated.

Looks like Eda is getting most of the Relax Zone crew back together at the new location. Tina, Jessica, Sonya, and Cathy. There is another woman that works there too but I forgot her name. Supposedly Eda has been teaching them all her style. Strictly a jack shack as far as I know but if the other girls adopt her technique it is bound to be a success. It's nice to get a happy ending and a damn good massage to boot.

[QUOTE=Greenhornet57;1407152]Older Asian lady, that I'm guessing was in her 40's?.I asked for her name and she said kimberly.[/QUOTE]Just one Kimberly. She's definitely at least in her 50's.

Visited this new place in HB on florida. They've been advertising all over the place so I figured what the heck. Arrived and girl at front said $70, I told her saw adds for 60. She says, very busy, it 70. You can do 45min for 60. Then she relented and said 50 for 45. So far, not a good vibe. Waited in room for 10 min then this young (mid 20) cute vamp walks in wearing short jean mini and tank top with nice (prob fake) girls. Her name was Sophia. Although a little cold on the attitude (typical for vamp). She says o I need oil, and leaves for another 10 min. When she comes back in, she complains how buys it is. Starts by slathering me with oil and then a light finger massage while continuously standing with my arm between her legs so I can rub her legs. At this point I'm thinking typical overpriced Vamp like down the street at HBS, but at least should be good. After about 5 min of massage tells me to flip."Ohhh you so excited, let's take care of him" as she dumps oil on. I'm like well ok at least a HJ. I try to reach for girls (over clothes) and she giggles and moves away saying to sensitive. So I start to rub her ass and move my hand to her leg and up her short little skirt and she swats my hand "O I don't' like to be touched". I'm like WTF! Not to mention her HJ skills rank about with the massage skills, suck. After about 4 min she starts saying " why you no cum, don't you like me" as she's making a fuss she's tired. Another min grabs my hand and says you finish, I tired."most guys come really fast for me, don't you like me." I say no thanks, she needs to finish. She says. Sorry, there time left so I massage your head as she puts the most greasy crap on my face and head (bald) and begins to rub it in. Then, she rubs the crap into my eyes and keeps doing that, I grabbed for the towel and she's like "whats wrong". At this point, I cut my losses. I try to was face and oil off with hot towel, but to know good. Gave her $5 and she starts the complain. So pony up 5 more and jet with her complaining. I've never left a place so greasy. Recommend you avoid this place.

[QUOTE=Tgman;1409663]Visited this new place in HB on florida. They've been advertising all over the place so I figured what the heck. Arrived and girl at front said $70, I told her saw adds for 60. She says, very busy, it 70. You can do 45min for 60. Then she relented and said 50 for 45. So far, not a good vibe. Waited in room for 10 min then this young (mid 20) cute vamp walks in wearing short jean mini and tank top with nice (prob fake) girls. Her name was Sophia. Although a little cold on the attitude (typical for vamp). She says o I need oil, and leaves for another 10 min. When she comes back in, she complains how buys it is. Starts by slathering me with oil and then a light finger massage while continuously standing with my arm between her legs so I can rub her legs. At this point I'm thinking typical overpriced Vamp like down the street at HBS, but at least should be good. After about 5 min of massage tells me to flip."Ohhh you so excited, let's take care of him" as she dumps oil on. I'm like well ok at least a HJ. I try to reach for girls (over clothes) and she giggles and moves away saying to sensitive. So I start to rub her ass and move my hand to her leg and up her short little skirt and she swats my hand "O I don't' like to be touched". I'm like WTF! Not to mention her HJ skills rank about with the massage skills, suck. After about 4 min she starts saying " why you no cum, don't you like me" as she's making a fuss she's tired. Another min grabs my hand and says you finish, I tired."most guys come really fast for me, don't you like me." I say no thanks, she needs to finish. She says. Sorry, there time left so I massage your head as she puts the most greasy crap on my face and head (bald) and begins to rub it in. Then, she rubs the crap into my eyes and keeps doing that, I grabbed for the towel and she's like "whats wrong". At this point, I cut my losses. I try to was face and oil off with hot towel, but to know good. Gave her $5 and she starts the complain. So pony up 5 more and jet with her complaining. I've never left a place so greasy. Recommend you avoid this place.[/QUOTE]Not the same experience, but bad still. Couple weeks ago, Sunday, called in, made appt, got there and still ended up waiting about a half hour, wasting my time watching the papasan read the V rags. Three other mongers walk in while I'm waiting and were turned away, so I thought hey, this place must be the bomb, so it's expected, right? Wrong! After the wait, this semi-hot hot V chick in her late 20's / early 30's, who by the way I think is her pics in the ads, walks me in and starts the massage. Without wasting too much time, I rubbed her leg (was nice) and got no resistance, so I figure heck at least I'd get a nice a* grab. Then less than 5 minutes into the session she suddenly stops and walks out with not so much as a word. Another five minutes and she comes back with another chick and I'm thinking hell yeah, I'm getting a 2-fer. Wrong again. They chit chat in V, which to me might as well be in Swahili but it sounds a lot like a serious business negotiation, and then the semi-hot one walks out. FTW? I look up and the second chick is not nearly as hot. She continues the rest of the hour sans any excitement and keeps her distance so roaming is not an option. Massage is mediocre at best, the hour ends and still no joy. Only good thing about this wasted time+$ was I got none of that crappy, smelly oil to wash off my back. Although I said "no oil" to both girls at least three time, the second one still went for the bottle and I managed to grabbed it out of her hand before she unleashed it and somehow managed to communicate "no oil" in sign language, I think (nicely of course).

I'm not sure, but I think I left a crinkly, old $5 bill on the table (I always keep one of those tucked away in my wallet) and got the hell out. I recommend we boycott turd holes like this and let them fall by the way side on their own. Better places to be had a few miles to the North and Northeast.

Checked out a new place in GG. Got Mxxxelle a cute thin & shapely VN babe with braces or retainer or something. She said she was a student & she's new at this, etc. Well, she must have had boyfriends before because she knows how to make a fella feel good. I guess the place is called Jae Spa. Will be back to check out the other cutie I saw waiting in the wings.