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[QUOTE=SainHT;6532015]I wonder if that was the same booker, the profile looked different from the other girls and now it seems to be deactivated.
I rarely ask for reviews here since I don't share as often as I should as far as writing reviews but I'm curious about this crew and if the other girls deliver a more pleasant experience.[/QUOTE]The formatting of the message was exactly like the one mentioned in the original post so I'm going to assume it's the same booker.
[QUOTE=Flaco220;6431238]L: Cute in the face, nice body, thick ass (best part to me).
A: Nice, chatty, easy going.
S: BBBJ, Choked, K9 (nice ass, I'll give her that), Overall it was ok but I was a little disappointed that I didn't get Greek because that's the whole reason I wanted to see her to begin with. On top of that her breath wasn't fresh even though she says that hygiene is important to her, her pussy and ass were hairy af and she was musty. I just like when a girl presents the meal properly, fresh etc. I also paied an extra $ for Greek up front so asking for my $ back was awkward.
E: $$HH.
Are: No, because she ghosted me for 30 min without replying to my texts letting her know I was there and parked, hygiene was off and not being able to fuck her booty hole. It just didn't go as expected so one and done for me but she has good reviews so she might work for others.
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lovely_Lena[/URL][/QUOTE]I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.
I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that. I'd rather have a poor attitude with stellar performance and hygiene. But these girls are smart like that. They know if they laugh and chat with you that the simps will disregard all the bullshit. Definitely can't recommend her just based on the horrible smells.
[QUOTE=JohnBlaze36;6534944]Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. [/QUOTE]Yeah this is why I don't put my mouth near these girls.
I feel for ya man.
No one should have to ever taste prostitute dookie.
[QUOTE=JohnBlaze36;6534944]I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.
I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that..[/QUOTE]Some dudes like rotten smelly ass fetish. Som also like girls taking a dump on them. I remember the rumor going around about that Munk dude likes shit fetishes he denied. LOL.
[QUOTE=JohnBlaze36;6534944]I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.
I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that. I'd rather have a poor attitude with stellar performance and hygiene. But these girls are smart like that. They know if they laugh and chat with you that the simps will disregard all the bullshit. Definitely can't recommend her just based on the horrible smells.[/QUOTE]Your review made me laugh. Jokes aside, that's terrible but I'm not surprised. I don't get it either because she seems like a nice person. I mentioned in my review, she tried to play it off as if she almost forgot to give my money back and on top of that, she never rated me back as well so maybe asking for the "Anal entrance fee" back, rubbed her the wrong way? Oh well, she needs to learn how to prepare the meal properly and clean her butt hole. Personal awareness goes a long way so I appreciate the ladies who make the effort. I also question some of her reviews too.
[QUOTE=JohnBlaze36;6534944]I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.
I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that. I'd rather have a poor attitude with stellar performance and hygiene. But these girls are smart like that. They know if they laugh and chat with you that the simps will disregard all the bullshit. Definitely can't recommend her just based on the horrible smells.[/QUOTE]She straight put you on the IL!
When I know I'm going to see a girl who's does Greek I go in with high caution! Can definitely find your self in a muddy situation.
I've banged jademichelle booty hole and ended up with leftovers on my cock. She's hot as fuck I just hope for the sake of the next gent she at least showered up!
Hey everyone! Has anyone seen her? Messaged her & got the menu. Would like to know any one's experience with her.
Thanks!
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/13522[/URL]
[QUOTE=MnkyPunch95;6546444]Hey everyone! Has anyone seen her? Messaged her & got the menu. Would like to know any one's experience with her.
Thanks!
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/13522[/URL][/QUOTE]She's got a plain yogurt personality and gives pretty dismal head. But you can talk her into BBFS.
[QUOTE=HardRick;6483771]I've been enjoying VSultry's silky wet naked kitty on my cock since 2017. She is just my speed. Cute, great body, a good personality, and is an amazing fuck.[/QUOTE]Is vsultry the same person as hotvalerie who deleted her hx account about a year ago?
[QUOTE=ChefSolo;6546716]She's got a plain yogurt personality and gives pretty dismal head. But you can talk her into BBFS.[/QUOTE]I've tried to connect a couple times with her. She has a weird roommate that makes scheduling tough, and when she get a room it's usually in a real crap part of town. So I haven't tried her yet. She's flaky AF.
I've been a member of HX and the site before that since they started. I remember topping off my account a few times for fx points and mail privileges being extended.
Every now and then I read a gripe on the site about extending email privileges and I write that off to that person being super cheap.
Well, the time has come. My mail privileges expired yesterday and I was looking to renew. My jaw hit the floor.
The way I read it, if you spend $5 k you get 1 year. But, if you dig out your calculator, you can spend $50 and get 60 days so that's roughly $300 for a year.
Still not worth it.
You read it wrong. 25 bucks gets you 7 months and 3 days of mail if you are smart about it.
[QUOTE=SteveTandberg;6552231]I've been a member of HX and the site before that since they started. I remember topping off my account a few times for fx points and mail privileges being extended.
Every now and then I read a gripe on the site about extending email privileges and I write that off to that person being super cheap.
Well, the time has come. My mail privileges expired yesterday and I was looking to renew. My jaw hit the floor.
The way I read it, if you spend $5 k you get 1 year. But, if you dig out your calculator, you can spend $50 and get 60 days so that's roughly $300 for a year.
Still not worth it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BrainLara;6552241]You read it wrong. 25 bucks gets you 7 months and 3 days of mail if you are smart about it.[/QUOTE]Can you help a blind squirrel out? Just re-read and it says $25 gets you 30 days of mail membership. Can you point me in the right direction where it says $25 gets you 7 months of mail privileges?
[QUOTE=SteveTandberg;6552319]Can you help a blind squirrel out? Just re-read and it says $25 gets you 30 days of mail membership. Can you point me in the right direction where it says $25 gets you 7 months of mail privileges?[/QUOTE]Click on Membership / FX Points. Click on Credit Cards & Debit Cards via Gift Cards.
Look under $25 category benefits:
Release From Quarantine.
1 FXPoint per $0. 01.
+30 Days UnLimited Mail.
Notice that you get 30 days of unlimited mail and you also get 2500 FX Points. (1 FX per US cent).
Buy more mail using your 2500 FX Points.
30 more days for 500,60 more days for 900,90 days for 1200.
Not sure if you can mathematically combo these buys any more efficiently than 2 buys of 90 days for 1200 each to get 180.
Some strategy you take into consideration is that you may want to have some gaps of breaks where you don't have PM enabled for 2 to 3 weeks in between each buy.
Another strategy is to consider when you re-up more fx points in the future, in this case, the 100 spare that's useless won't be useless when you carry over in the next one or two buys.
Let's not put THAT much thought into it. I mean, it's a fucking dollar and I don't think Warren Buffet ever said watching one dollar will make you a billion.
[QUOTE=BenderOver;6552344]Click on Membership / FX Points. Click on Credit Cards & Debit Cards via Gift Cards.
Look under $25 category benefits:
Release From Quarantine.
1 FXPoint per $0. 01.
+30 Days UnLimited Mail.
Notice that you get 30 days of unlimited mail and you also get 2500 FX Points. (1 FX per US cent).
Buy more mail using your 2500 FX Points.
30 more days for 500,60 more days for 900,90 days for 1200.
Not sure if you can mathematically combo these buys any more efficiently than 2 buys of 90 days for 1200 each to get 180.
Some strategy you take into consideration is that you may want to have some gaps of breaks where you don't have PM enabled for 2 to 3 weeks in between each buy.
Another strategy is to consider when you re-up more fx points in the future, in this case, the 100 spare that's useless won't be useless when you carry over in the next one or two buys.
Let's not put THAT much thought into it. I mean, it's a fucking dollar and I don't think Warren Buffet ever said watching one dollar will make you a billion.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I didn't factor in the purchase of additional mail privileges using the fx points.