Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;3232498]Down the way lived a girl named kay.

To outward appearances seemed proper until she had whiskey then became frisky.

First off came the glasses and shed put down her glass then with wicked glint shed smack her ass.

Shed start to laugh shed start to giggle the with her hips shed give a wiggle.

Suddenly she's curling her finger around golden locks then whisper in your ear oh please fuck my box just when you think you might explode her senses kick in and she's screaming oh no she's going to burst she's going to cream and it is you who made her scream you feel like a champ like a sex master you did it your outlasted her.[/QUOTE]LOL that's too cute silky! I really do like this poem alot, girl! Especially what you did with sex master / out lasted her. Clever;) keep them coming!! (pun absolutely intended) you made me want to write something. Ill text it too you when I am finished!! Oh! Maybe we can take turns making a poem together we put together! Keep it up! (Again. Literally! LOL. Gracie May.

[QUOTE=Mikeeee501;3235517]A ignore or block option for a user name that posted ad? Then everyone can post a ad and the monger can block the user name of the ads that the monger does not want to see in the future.[/QUOTE]I don't think an "ignore" or "block" option would work very well due to the sheer volume of new ads. Everyday we'd have to go through a whole new list to block them out and it would be too time consuming. Is there a way to identify those advertisers who have been reviewed? Even if it was a lousy review, at least we'd know that the girl is for real.

[QUOTE=MisterDe;3235371]Hey Raider. Your inbox is full! And calm down a little so you don't have a heart attack! Just kidding buddy.[/QUOTE]I tried to PM him as as well, he is a very popular guy.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;3235156]To all those who feel the need to ask for weight height and pictures read my reviews or rtff I'm not going to pose this way or hold a middle finger up or balance a ball on my nose at a certain time just so you can have peace of mind I'm 100 percent who I say I am I totally understand but at the same time I don't and its all because of the BP girls sending pics of college coeds when its really something from the rocky horror picture show when you arrive its unfair and intolerable you're messing up the hobby for those that truly enjoy it so stop playing games and wasting everyones time.[/QUOTE]Girl it's the new back page users!! They are horribly trashy the way they treat us!! One told me to strip buck named, slap the time on my ass and take a picture to prove myself! Hahhaahahaha!! My next ad will say uda members only if this doesn't stop! I have been so disrespected lately girl. . just have to try and bite our tongues and politely only respond to our USA men!!

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;3235156]To all those who feel the need to ask for weight height and pictures read my reviews or rtff I'm not going to pose this way or hold a middle finger up or balance a ball on my nose at a certain time just so you can have peace of mind I'm 100 percent who I say I am I totally understand but at the same time I don't and its all because of the BP girls sending pics of college coeds when its really something from the rocky horror picture show when you arrive its unfair and intolerable you're messing up the hobby for those that truly enjoy it so stop playing games and wasting everyones time.[/QUOTE]Never thought of asking you to balance a ball on your nose. Too bad the Ringling Bros. Circus is closing. That could be a good act! LOL k.

[QUOTE=NdayGuy;3236140]Never thought of asking you to balance a ball on your nose. Too bad the Ringling Bros. Circus is closing. That could be a good act! LOL k.[/QUOTE]A provider who can balance the ball, do lasagna roll ups and look like Silky should never want for lack of work!

[QUOTE=Smilesallround;3236394]A provider who can balance the ball, do lasagna roll ups and look like Silky should never want for lack of work![/QUOTE]Does the ball count if its a clown nose hmm.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;3235156]To all those who feel the need to ask for weight height and pictures read my reviews or rtff I'm not going to pose this way or hold a middle finger up or balance a ball on my nose at a certain time just so you can have peace of mind I'm 100 percent who I say I am I totally understand but at the same time I don't and its all because of the BP girls sending pics of college coeds when its really something from the rocky horror picture show when you arrive its unfair and intolerable you're messing up the hobby for those that truly enjoy it so stop playing games and wasting everyones time.[/QUOTE]You know, I have had these chats with some providers and they mention other guys make these kinds of requests. I suggested taking a pic wearing some Bengals or Cincinnati Reds sports gear to at least show the girl in the pic is local, and not just random pic of some random girl on the internet. They said it helped; not 100%, but helped allay some fears.

Just seeing this on here has my mind at ease now because I thought it was the backwards world for a minute. Yesterday I just had someone ask me to take a picture of my O with my name I just smh and laughed and I'm a newbie. Thank you with your info.

Kisses,

Candi LA.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;3235156]To all those who feel the need to ask for weight height and pictures read my reviews or rtff I'm not going to pose this way or hold a middle finger up or balance a ball on my nose at a certain time just so you can have peace of mind I'm 100 percent who I say I am I totally understand but at the same time I don't and its all because of the BP girls sending pics of college coeds when its really something from the rocky horror picture show when you arrive its unfair and intolerable you're messing up the hobby for those that truly enjoy it so stop playing games and wasting everyones time.[/QUOTE]To me it seems that most people who ask for "confirmation" that a provider is legit probably has done no homework at all on who their interested in. I've never met Silky personally yet but doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out she's real by reading this board or just look up her name. This forum and tineye goes a long way.

[QUOTE=SnoopyX;3236779]To me it seems that most people who ask for "confirmation" that a provider is legit probably has done no homework at all on who their interested in. I've never met Silky personally yet but doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out she's real by reading this board or just look up her name. This forum and tineye goes a long way.[/QUOTE]Well said. Amen! Haha.

Hi guys,

It would make much more sense and help out your fellow mongers to use the Private Messages to ask a member to send you info on a provider. Also, the system is set up so that monger that asked for info to be informed when they have a PM in their inbox.

There is no need for a poster to provide the info and ask mongers to send a PM if they want more info only to have a member post saying "please send me that info to my PM" or "PM has been sent. " You guys just rack up your post count without really contributing anything but wasted time by the other mongers having to read that crap.

PLEASE HELP OUT YOUR BROTHERS HERE AND POST AND USE THE PM SYSTEM CORRECTLY.

Thank you fellow mongers!

$Bill.

[QUOTE=DollarBill;3237727]Hi guys,

It would make much more sense and help out your fellow mongers to use the Private Messages to ask a member to send you info on a provider. Also, the system is set up so that monger that asked for info to be informed when they have a PM in their inbox.

There is no need for a poster to provide the info and ask mongers to send a PM if they want more info only to have a member post saying "please send me that info to my PM" or "PM has been sent. " You guys just rack up your post count without really contributing anything but wasted time by the other mongers having to read that crap.

PLEASE HELP OUT YOUR BROTHERS HERE AND POST AND USE THE PM SYSTEM CORRECTLY.

Thank you fellow mongers!

$Bill.[/QUOTE]It's about damned time somebody said that!

CFG.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;3235156]To all those who feel the need to ask for weight height and pictures read my reviews or rtff I'm not going to pose this way or hold a middle finger up or balance a ball on my nose at a certain time just so you can have peace of mind I'm 100 percent who I say I am I totally understand but at the same time I don't and its all because of the BP girls sending pics of college coeds when its really something from the rocky horror picture show when you arrive its unfair and intolerable you're messing up the hobby for those that truly enjoy it so stop playing games and wasting everyones time.[/QUOTE]Silk is on point! Love her posts! Now if we can get her to use a little punctuation to help me know when one sentence or subject ends and the other begins, I will be able to read them a lot quicker. Just a friendly poke Silkness, always love your contributions! Your delightful personality shines right through! .

CFG.

[QUOTE=Admin2;3234784][BLUE]I believe I got rid of the worst offenders

For you ladies that have been with us for sometime maybe we can figure out someway besides your good reviews to show that you have been around for awhile on the classifieds. Gracie it was a good point and thanks for bringing it up

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Thanks to Grace for raising this, and thanks to A2 for taking it on! Much appreciated by many, I'm sure!

CFG.