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[QUOTE=Smokie1201; 1703073]I texted her today, asked the standard questions, donation for her time & location. 10 Min later I get a text back asking me how big my Di_k was and that was it. Any one know this so called provider?

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Us mongers have standards too. It's our hard earned money we are giving up for a few moments of pleasure. Can't see wasting it on a chunky secretary with a bitchy attitude who probably can't hasn't gotten off since the last moon shot. I would love to be the executive she works for, the unemployment rate would be a tad higher that month. Save your money fellow monger. There are very nice providers out there who realize this is a service industry and that no shows, rushing, bitchy attitudes, poor performances are not what we pay for and that is why this forum is so good. We the mongers who share a common bond and goal tell our fellow mongers who is a delight and therefore worthy of spending our money on, and which bit*h's to avoid.

Hey guys its your girl Vida, I just wanted to let everyone know that I will no longer be posting on backpage or any other escort site. I am re entering society LOL its defenetly gotten way too dangerous and not worth the risks! Also I am expecting a baby in September. Therfore soon I won't physicly be able to be on BP or want to. I will be changing my number in a couple days, if you would still like to stay in contact with me. (REGULARS ONLY!) you are more than welcome to send me a message here. I will not be deleting my account and I'll give you my new number, like I said before REGULARS ONLY! I will be working & going to school so I will have a very busy schedule (not all of us on BP qre cracoheads LOL) anyways I wish everyone luck & stay safe guys!

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[QUOTE=Luknaround; 1703589]That's one of several standard questions by this provider. I have seen where several mongers have gone through the process, some don't make it through based on their answers, others give up and just say fu*k you bit*h, your process stinks. I thinks it's time for someone to call and answer with 10 inches. 2' thick, white, over 35, 60 min stamina, etc and then when she wants to set up the appointment say, not so fast you porky little glorified receptionist. I have a few questions for you before I will bother to stick my di*k anywhere in you. How big is that pussy? Are the lips on the inside or outside? Do they look like a butterfly or a taco or just one long slit down to your ass giving you the look of a zipper? Once inside, is it tight and warm feeling, or do I need to bring a board to strap onto my ass so I don't fall in? BTW, are you shaved, trimmed or look like a tazmanian devil? Are you fresh and clean or does "thang" knock flies out of the air as they approach? Are those tits real? Do they sag and lay on your belly and roll around like a beached whale or perhaps firm and perky? How old are you anyway, maybe those prime perky days are behind you, speaking of behind you. How much junk in the trunk are tou carrying? Is it one of those tight firm spank me daddy asses, or perhaps one that I should bring a salad for with all of the cottage cheese your carrying back there?

Us mongers have standards too. It's our hard earned money we are giving up for a few moments of pleasure. Can't see wasting it on a chunky secretary with a bitchy attitude who probably can't hasn't gotten off since the last moon shot. I would love to be the executive she works for, the unemployment rate would be a tad higher that month. Save your money fellow monger. There are very nice providers out there who realize this is a service industry and that no shows, rushing, bitchy attitudes, poor performances are not what we pay for and that is why this forum is so good. We the mongers who share a common bond and goal tell our fellow mongers who is a delight and therefore worthy of spending our money on, and which bit*h's to avoid.[/QUOTE]I try to be polite to each response, but sometime it's hard. I just responded with, It's Big Enough. I wonder if this posting could be a guy just dicking with us?

[QUOTE=Smokie1201; 1703073]I texted her today, asked the standard questions, donation for her time & location. 10 Min later I get a text back asking me how big my Di_k was and that was it. Any one know this so called provider?

[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jax-secretary-by-day-looking-for-fun-in-her-spare-time-hosting-from-westside-home-last-day-41/4115866[/url][/QUOTE]She is just wasting people's time. Probably friggin off to the computer on the replies or dick pics. She needs to lose 10 or 70 pounds before I would hit that anyway!

[QUOTE=Quebec;1703620]She is just wasting people's time. Probably friggin off to the computer on the replies or dick pics. She needs to lose 10 or 70 pounds before I would hit that anyway![/QUOTE]What he said!

I was duped. Pimp in the bedroom. Thankfully, no drama, and didn't lose anything other than my cousin Ben.

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[QUOTE=Luknaround; 1703589]That's one of several standard questions by this provider. I have seen where several mongers have gone through the process, some don't make it through based on their answers, others give up and just say fu*k you bit*h, your process stinks. I thinks it's time for someone to call and answer with 10 inches. 2' thick, white, over 35, 60 min stamina, etc and then when she wants to set up the appointment say, not so fast you porky little glorified receptionist. I have a few questions for you before I will bother to stick my di*k anywhere in you. How big is that pussy? Are the lips on the inside or outside? Do they look like a butterfly or a taco or just one long slit down to your ass giving you the look of a zipper? Once inside, is it tight and warm feeling, or do I need to bring a board to strap onto my ass so I don't fall in? BTW, are you shaved, trimmed or look like a tazmanian devil? Are you fresh and clean or does "thang" knock flies out of the air as they approach? Are those tits real? Do they sag and lay on your belly and roll around like a beached whale or perhaps firm and perky? How old are you anyway, maybe those prime perky days are behind you, speaking of behind you. How much junk in the trunk are tou carrying? Is it one of those tight firm spank me daddy asses, or perhaps one that I should bring a salad for with all of the cottage cheese your carrying back there?

Us mongers have standards too. It's our hard earned money we are giving up for a few moments of pleasure. Can't see wasting it on a chunky secretary with a bitchy attitude who probably can't hasn't gotten off since the last moon shot. I would love to be the executive she works for, the unemployment rate would be a tad higher that month. Save your money fellow monger. There are very nice providers out there who realize this is a service industry and that no shows, rushing, bitchy attitudes, poor performances are not what we pay for and that is why this forum is so good. We the mongers who share a common bond and goal tell our fellow mongers who is a delight and therefore worthy of spending our money on, and which bit*h's to avoid.[/QUOTE]Good stuff, and funny cause it's true. Simma down nah, big fella. No need to get upset-waaaay too much other hot, YOUNG, wet pussy out there for the plundering.

[QUOTE=Kevjax2010;1702141]She is a criminal avoid at all costs![/QUOTE]Yes, unfortunately, she cannot be trusted. The first time I saw her was amazing. I spent the whole hour with her, and we were both smiling, and she was begging me to stay longer with no add'l donations. So I thought, great. I've found one of my ATFs. So visit number two gets arranged, and I call to confirm about an hour before and no answer. No answer, no answer. Finally about 5 hours later, she made up some excuse and then said she was available now. Ok. So I go meet her. I've done this probably 100 times and never gotten burned. Until. I meet her at her hotel. She's outside and we talk. She says that she needs to go pay for the room again for the night, So I give her the $ and she gives me the room key. Of course, I go to the room and the key doesn't work, and she's already hopped in the car with her friend and left. She calls me an hour later and says that she had to go visit her daughter in the hospital and she'd make it up to me. Right. She got me, but I hope she doesn't get any more of you.

Got a call from my old standby this morning, and we did Brunch. She is apperenly only in town for a day or two only. She has a new number. Pm me for details.

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Leslie is a very sweet sexy spinner. Highly recommended.[/QUOTE]Enter at your own risk!

Has anyone seen her before? Perhaps it is LEO. You show up after getting into a convo about your private parts with this unknown individual, it might not play out too well for you. Think about it, talking about a sexual organ in the same company of money- bad combination! Maybe its LEO's new tactic! Stir clear!

[QUOTE=Smokie1201; 1703073]I texted her today, asked the standard questions, donation for her time & location. 10 Min later I get a text back asking me how big my Di_k was and that was it. Any one know this so called provider?

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Just woke up from a great dream involving Brittany. Now she's traveling through the Southeast region and leaving a trail of great reviews, so I won't try to duplicate what's already out there.

So to get straight to the point, Brittany is an excellent provider. Not only is she talented, she enjoys what she does and has a sense of pride to ensure that everything was satisfactory for me, and it was! She's also got her head on straight, she's independent and doesn't do this to support any bad habits. If she were local talent then I wouldn't even post about her, I'd try to have her be a best kept secret. But since she's only visiting I feel the need to add to the praises in hopes she passes through this city again. So if you have the pleasure, treat her right. Now to keep this post from being overly positive to the point it sounds fake I will point out a few "negatives". She's a low volume type, which isn't bad at all, but it might make getting into contact with her somewhat difficult. She also plays it safe and everything is covered, which also isn't bad, but if you like any kind of BB service then you'd best go elsewhere. All-in-all Brittany is a sexy, smart, super chill, lolita that gave me a memorable dream and I hope to have the opportunity to be in her presence again.