Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Indy420;3196272]I'm a newbie AMP enthusiast and have been trying to crack these codes for a couple weeks. I've read pages of reports on here and compared them with listings and I'm still too dumb to figure it out. Would anyone be able to help me out through a DM or something? Anyone have recommendations on the north side?[/QUOTE]I wrote a long post that would help you, but I can't find it at the moment. But here's a bit of the advice:

Just go. Find an ad on CL or BP and go there. Pay attention to the name and address and any nearby landmarks, these will help you start to crack the codes. Get a massage. You may or may not get anything extra, but you'll learn a few things.

After the experience, come back and use your newfound knowledge to see if that place was one whose code you couldn't crack. Write a review.

If you liked the place (even if you didn't get any extras), go back. Things usually get even better once they recognize you. If the whole experience was blah, pick another one. After visiting a few different places you'll be able to crack most of the codes, and after a few reviews you'll be more likely to receive information on the ones you can't crack.

Anyone here can give you a place to go, where you're guaranteed a good time, except there are no guarantees. What if they think you're a cop? What if the owner is worried about getting busted and has stopped all extras? What if the hot young 8 has been replaced by an ugly old 3? What if the massage is bad, table is cold, table shower is broken, etc?

Or,

What if you pick a place, get a home run and then, after cracking the code find out everyone has reported no extras available?

Explore.

Another visit to the muffler shop. Standard handshake, standard rate. No preimum services. Probably take my business elsewhere next time. Either try some place different or back to H.

[QUOTE=Dracos;3185857]Her massage was decent, but I got the sense that she's not super into the extras. She kind of stared off into the distance during the handshake, but she was very nice about offering it.[/QUOTE]I'm new to this. Does her $85 an hr include that or is it extra?

Visited H everythin covered with a full menu.

Unless your code is harder to crack then I think, I went to the muffler shop for my 2nd ever successful AMP visit. Parking in the back, entrance 12 ft from the highway so everyone can drive by and judge you?

What a dump, dirty ass towel with a paper towel sitting where your junk goes and one for your face. Got Rebecca and she seemed depressed, total downer. SHITTY awkward massage. Sounded like shoes in the dryer somewhere in there, could hear other dudes talking at times. I couldn't relax at all.

She like didn't trust me or something because I keep my hands to myself. When I asked for a dice shake she said no then asked how old I was. She thought I was 10 years younger than I am. You geezers have set the young bar low LOL. She would not do anything till she made me touch her. Glad I didn't get a hair cut today because everyone says I look like a cop when I do. I paid for an hr an got maybe 40 mins. She seemed shocked when I tipped $40. I could not drive the hr and a half back home fast enough to wash that place off me. Waste of money.

My other and first experience was aquaris with a 50 some year old woman with false teeth LOL. She was alright. Can someone give me a clean spot where the girls don't act like they hate life and give a decent massage?

Patience grasshopper!!

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3196776]I wrote a long post that would help you, but I can't find it at the moment. But here's a bit of the advice:

Just go. Find an ad on CL or BP and go there. Pay attention to the name and address and any nearby landmarks, these will help you start to crack the codes. Get a massage. You may or may not get anything extra, but you'll learn a few things.

After the experience, come back and use your newfound knowledge to see if that place was one whose code you couldn't crack. Write a review.

If you liked the place (even if you didn't get any extras), go back. Things usually get even better once they recognize you. If the whole experience was blah, pick another one. After visiting a few different places you'll be able to crack most of the codes, and after a few reviews you'll be more likely to receive information on the ones you can't crack.

Anyone here can give you a place to go, where you're guaranteed a good time, except there are no guarantees. What if they think you're a cop? What if the owner is worried about getting busted and has stopped all extras? What if the hot young 8 has been replaced by an ugly old 3? What if the massage is bad, table is cold, table shower is broken, etc?

Or,

What if you pick a place, get a home run and then, after cracking the code find out everyone has reported no extras available?

Explore.[/QUOTE]

Had a very nice massage from Mary. Cute, small lady, but very strong. 7/10 Better massage I've received in a while, and I left happy!

I was in Noblesville eating some wings and decided to give the place nearby a try. Cute girl and good massage but no extras.

Probably won't return.

[QUOTE=LonelyInBTown;3198130]Unless your code is harder to crack then I think, I went to the muffler shop for my 2nd ever successful AMP visit. Parking in the back, entrance 12 ft from the highway so everyone can drive by and judge you?

What a dump, dirty ass towel with a paper towel sitting where your junk goes and one for your face. Got Rebecca and she seemed depressed, total downer. SHITTY awkward massage. Sounded like shoes in the dryer somewhere in there, could hear other dudes talking at times. I couldn't relax at all.

She like didn't trust me or something because I keep my hands to myself. When I asked for a dice shake she said no then asked how old I was. She thought I was 10 years younger than I am. You geezers have set the young bar low LOL. She would not do anything till she made me touch her. Glad I didn't get a hair cut today because everyone says I look like a cop when I do. I paid for an hr an got maybe 40 mins. She seemed shocked when I tipped $40. I could not drive the hr and a half back home fast enough to wash that place off me. Waste of money.

My other and first experience was aquaris with a 50 some year old woman with false teeth LOL. She was alright. Can someone give me a clean spot where the girls don't act like they hate life and give a decent massage?[/QUOTE]I have the exact same problem with all providers thinking I'm really young and a cop. I guess I'd get better services if I was a nasty looking old timer LOL.

So I've been dreaming about Angels quite a bit lately. I guess it is the best show in town for me. Couple flaws like if I take to long to close the deal I've had the boys squished, like that's going to speed up the process. But over all never let not happy. Don't remember any names. Got a younger girl once and she was by far the best. But as to the subject line those women keep trying the back exit for me that just doesn't do it. Oh well. Damage. 6 entry. 4 tip.

Almost forgot. Muffler visit with no he. Good shower plenty of teasing, good teasing during massage but no finish. Oh well maybe next time. Was my first visit. . 6 hr. 2 tip for her personality.

So I have been out of the game for a while. Kept hearing about H, saw a BP add for a place on Thompson and Madison. Had an H name. Thought I'd take a swing at it. OOH BOY, big ole strike out. Lackluster massage, bordering on like limp touch. I try to reach out and initiate the "hey this is what I'm here for" and not only do I get pushed back down to the table, She starts trying to engage me in conversation about her GD church. It was insane. If someone would message me with a clue to the H, I'd shorely appreciate it cause as of now, I dropped 60 on not even a boner, and some preaching.

[QUOTE=RobLove;3199491]So I've been dreaming about Angels quite a bit lately. I guess it is the best show in town for me. Couple flaws like if I take to long to close the deal I've had the boys squished, like that's going to speed up the process. But over all never let not happy. Don't remember any names. Got a younger girl once and she was by far the best. But as to the subject line those women keep trying the back exit for me that just doesn't do it. Oh well. Damage. 6 entry. 4 tip.[/QUOTE]Ha, the last time I was there, she started trying that with me as well. I declined, but then she went for HE while on my stomach. It was pretty awesome. Flipped over and she went for a second round, all for the price of one.

I was very happy, but also pretty sleepy after that!

I was doing some last minute shopping at meijer and decided to see the ocean! I had an incredible massage from YoYo! It may have been the best I've had. Hot towel before the flip, perfect amount of teasing and firmness. I'm still a newbie on these boards and have been taking a break from the hobby, but this was an awesome way to come back. Highly recommended!

[QUOTE=Foona2;3199703]So I have been out of the game for a while. Kept hearing about H, saw a BP add for a place on Thompson and Madison. Had an H name. Thought I'd take a swing at it. OOH BOY, big ole strike out. Lackluster massage, bordering on like limp touch. I try to reach out and initiate the "hey this is what I'm here for" and not only do I get pushed back down to the table, She starts trying to engage me in conversation about her GD church. It was insane. If someone would message me with a clue to the H, I'd shorely appreciate it cause as of now, I dropped 60 on not even a boner, and some preaching.[/QUOTE]There's an old knock knock joke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Emerson.

Emerson who?

Emerson big titties.

Somewhere in there is the clue to solving the H dilemma.