The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3174257]Swags has been a very naughty girl and would like a Pandora bracelet with a clover charm for the Irish in me LOL thank you Santa.[/QUOTE]I had lunch with Santa today. I'll let him know.

[QUOTE=Admin2;3166722][BLUE]Note, this is in blue.

A couple of you guys have decided to organize a "lets report a bunch of Chris 5's posts so A2 will get rid of him. I suggest you stop it now. He's a pain in my ass, I routinely delete about 40% of his content so no I don't protect him but I'm not getting rid of him. I've spoken about this about a gazillion times, if you don't like what somebody posts put them on your motherfucking ignore list and stop wasting my fucking time reporting posts that are not breaking the rules of the forum.

Chris I shit you not if you post some stupidity quoting this in order to piss these guys off more I'll delete everything you write for a week.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]You delete 40% of the posts, what do they violate phone name.

Anything good PM me.

Just curious.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3174557]I love reading a good review and look forward to all reviews everyday on this great forum. HOWEVER a few of you idiot motherfuckers are writing these long ass fucking stories about one motherfucking dream! This pussy behavior must stop immediately! There is no need to write a book about a dream! One asshole actually said he wishes to take an Orlando smelly pussy provider to fucking Europe with him for a week! This behavior is beyond ridiculous! Another monger bragged about after him and his provider finished there dream that they cuddled up to each other like high school sweethearts! Lmao! Do you know how many other mongers loads were on the sheets and pillows you cuddled up with her on? One monger says he wishes to take a said provider here in Orlando away for a vacation on a private island!! Lmao! You stupid idiot loser ass monger really need to get outside more!!

Pathetic!

C5.[/QUOTE]I spat out my coffee from laughing so hard!

LOL.

BG111.

Two weeks in a row my Gators got rolled up on bad. What a shitty couple weekends. I need to vent inside of one of these lovely ladies. So many to choose from. Hmmm who will it be?

BG111.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3174696]I guess I can fatten your Christmas Bonus to ensure a great gift. LOL.[/QUOTE]You're way too good to me Savanna!! LOL! Me and you have went through a lot this past year.

C5.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;3174992]I spat out my coffee from laughing so hard!

LOL.

BG111.[/QUOTE]Some mongers on this site act like they're on their honeymoon with these providers. Actually it's more than pathetic. If anyone wants to take in Orlando provider to fucking Europe or a private island they need to seek mental help.

C5.

Goes round and round. After over a year away I stopped in to find the same bull shit from the same bull shitters. And the wheel. Goes round and round.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3175374]Some mongers on this site act like they're on their honeymoon with these providers. Actually it's more than pathetic. If anyone wants to take in Orlando provider to fucking Europe or a private island they need to seek mental help.

C5.[/QUOTE]I always have a valid passport that could use a few more stamps. I speak fluent Italian so let's go. I think I deserve to go to Europe after all of the ups and downs this past year. What do you think love? So I say yes to Europe.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;3180277]I always have a valid passport that could use a few more stamps. I speak fluent Italian so let's go. I think I deserve to go to Europe after all of the ups and downs this past year. What do you think love? So I say yes to Europe.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]Bro DON'T tell me that you're taking Mystical to Europe, to Italy! LOL.

TH.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3181563]Bro DON'T tell me that you're taking Mystical to Europe, to Italy! LOL.

TH.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;3180277]I always have a valid passport that could use a few more stamps. I speak fluent Italian so let's go. I think I deserve to go to Europe after all of the ups and downs this past year. What do you think love? So I say yes to Europe.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]TH my good friend, Mystical and C5 go WAY back!! Mystical is a beautiful person and is even more crazy than me! I have personally met up in person with this doll several times but not for dreams. We've went out to eat together and she has the best watermelons in central Florida. Mystical has a awesome set of tits!! I've always wanted to fuck her! However I can't afford her and she refuses to give me any discounts!! LOL.

I would absolutely go anywhere with this chick.

C5.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3181563]Bro DON'T tell me that you're taking Mystical to Europe, to Italy! LOL.

TH.[/QUOTE]Do you want to go instead? What's the problem if he did want to take me to my homeland?

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot *pushes the death button and runs off*.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3181803]TH my good friend, Mystical and C5 go WAY back!! Mystical is a beautiful person and is even more crazy than me! I have personally met up in person with this doll several times but not for dreams. We've went out to eat together and she has the best watermelons in central Florida. Mystical has a awesome set of tits!! I've always wanted to fuck her! However I can't afford her and she refuses to give me any discounts!! LOL.

I would absolutely go anywhere with this chick.

C5.[/QUOTE]Bro yeah, how are Mystical's Titties compared to Rachel's BIG Tits? LOL.

TH.