[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5739946]Mostly due to viagra from Costco...[/QUOTE]What? Looking for viagra kinda in a way to just mess around with it. Don't need it but could be fun.
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[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5739946]Mostly due to viagra from Costco...[/QUOTE]What? Looking for viagra kinda in a way to just mess around with it. Don't need it but could be fun.
[QUOTE=BigBlue333;5740929]What? Looking for viagra kinda in a way to just mess around with it. Don't need it but could be fun.[/QUOTE]It's very easy to come by these days and if you use GoodRX you can get it dirt cheap.
I decided to spend the extra money Friday went to her home, nice house bigger then the apartment she had last time she let me come to her house, she's aged since last time I saw her guess I have as well, 200 for standard finish seems high but she seemed to enjoy helping me get there.
[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;5741155]It's very easy to come by these days and if you use GoodRX you can get it dirt cheap.[/QUOTE]Interesting, I have to look up info bc I have / had no idea.
Anyone have any luck here? At 73X Mayfair rd. Far East Foot and Massage?
Had all the signs and I stopped in. Two very beautiful Chinese girls were working. Top notch for AMPs. One Lu Lu I think. Didn't catch the other.
Unfortunately, nothing but badgered for a tip. No flirting. Decent massage but not great for no extras.
Any word on repeat visits?
[QUOTE=BigBlue333;5742235]Interesting, I have to look up info bc I have / had no idea.[/QUOTE]Those commercials on tv make you think Viagra is expensive and they can sell it to you cheaper for $X a pill. Yeah right. Maybe 20 mg. Go to Costco and use the Good Rx coupon and get 90 X 100 mg pills. OMG I only bite one in half, chew it yuk. Go down on granny for 20 minutes and I'm all set. I doubt I will outlive my stash.
Asa is a lesbian. Never had any intimate dealings with her. I like her mom. But I'm into mature.
Saw my new granny tonight. No action. She messed up her back moving furniture and talked about her husband a lot. So a no go but got a couple of pics.
[QUOTE=Roy;5733436]Works for me! She looks Great. Some of the best women I know are older, in good shape and lots of fun.[/QUOTE]When I was 21 I dated a super small 21 yr old Korean chick. We got comfortable with each other and her family and I was allowed to sleep over at times. Her mother was hot but what got me was her grandmother. One day my girl and grandma were at the breakfast table when her grandma got up from the table, walked to the door and looked out the window at the morning sunrise. Granny was wearing a white robe which you could not see anything indoors but when the sunlight hit granny you could see right through. She had average size tits (34 c) but the largest nipples I've ever seen! My g / f who was 32 a with long ones as well so it must've run in the family. My g / f caught me staring at grannies hooks and asked if I'm staring at her. I denied it but she looked at my pants and noticed my bulge. She shamed me and denied me our afternoon sex session. So, I went to the bathroom to jack off. While almost cumming my g / f barged in and asked if I was thinking of grannies titties. I denied it at first but she kept asking and as I was about to blow I confessed. She told me no more sex for a week. I was devastated. A few days later granny comes up to me (wearing the same robe) and asks why my g / f and me were so distant. I blew it off but she kept on and I finally confessed. She put her arm across her chest and was taken aback. She seemed flattered. Her tits were crunched in her arm but you could see the outline of one her nipples growing. She looked at my crotch and said," Bad boy"!
The next day granny came out in the same robe and joined me at the table (everyone else was gone). After breakfast I helped her wash dishes. We had to cross paths and she brushed her tits on my chest. They were big but not erect. On the second pass she slowly brushed them past me and they were hard as hell! I smiled at her and she smiled back and went back to washing the dishes. I noticed granny had a mani / pedicure and smelled of perfume. She bent down to get more soap and her robe opened up just enough to expose her banana breasts with large, chocolate nipples. I gasped! Granny looked at me with a little bit of mischevious disdain. I gave her a look of apology and excused myself to the bathroom. I was hard as a rock and couldn't wait to squeeze one out. I dropped my shorts and furiously jacked my rod. It didn't take long and I was about to unload 4 days of cum when the door slowly crept open. I couldn't believe my eyes! It was granny fully unclothed with her trimmed but hairy Bush and her erect nipples staring right at me! She had her hand covering her Bush with her finger pressed against her clit. She stepped up to me and replaced my hand with hers. She pinched my engorged head hard which prevented me from cumming and I went sorta limp. She grabbed my shaft and led me to her bedroom. Her small but jiggly ass was quite a sight and I also thought this would be the first time in a while that I could get the entire length of my cock inside someone. I'm hung (8. 5 x 5. 5) and my g / f couldn't handle it. Granny took me to the bed and just laid there. I crawled on top of her and then I froze. I didn't know what to do! She closed her eyes and I leaned in for a kiss. She turned her head and I just started kissing her neck. I pressed my chest on hers and could feel her nipples start to swell. She turned her head to mine and eagerly swallowed my tongue. I couldn't believe I was swapping spit with a 71 yr old granny. But, here I was sucking her unusually long tongue. My g / f's is long but granny's stuck out a good two inches. I can actually cum from kissing and granny noticed me trembling. She grabbed my penis and pinched the head as if to soften it up. It worked. We laid side to side continuing kissing while granny led my hands to her tits. She moaned," Softly" as I may have been to rough. She pushed my head to her tits and guided one of her nipples to my mouth. I gently sucked on it till she said," Harder"! I climbed on top of her and alternated between nipples. My cock rubbed against her soft pubes and met her hand which had been massaging her pussy. I tried to enter her but she swapped my cock away and pushed me down between her legs. It was my turn to tease her and ran my tongue all around her lower extremities but her pussy. When it came to her toes she really got worked up! She lowered her hand to her nether regions and massaged her clit between her two fingers. It was poking through her hood and was prominent! She grabbed my hair and pushed me in her. She mashed my head between her thighs till I built a nice rythym sucking her mini-dick. She dug her fingernails into my shoulders while bucking my face. Her clit kept hitting my nose to my chin. Her legs started quaking and she let out a gusher of an orgasm on my tongue. I guess they use the same hygiene products because they both tasted the same. She wanted another and started riding my face again. She grabbed my hands and helped me pinch her unbelievably hard nipples which to this point must've one inch long with dime size thickness. Granny was close to cumming again but before she did she flipped over. We were in 69 position with her glorious, hairy asshole peering at me. Again, I froze. But a few seconds later I felt a cooling sensation on my cock. I peeked underneath and saw grannys lizard tongue lathering up my shaft. She sensed I was cumming and felt the pinch again. I went limp to around two inches when I felt grannys mouth circumference my little willy. I felt myself growing in her mouth. She took in all of my semi-erect five incher including tonging my balls. Everytime I would get hard she would pinch me. In the meantime, granny started grinding my face. She would occasionally rub her ass opening on my mouth but still reverted back to her clit. I extended my tongue and caught her ass bud. She moaned loudly and I started probing my tongue up her ass. She tasted fine in the beginning but after a while she tasted well. Kinda sh*tty. I knew she enjoyed it so like a good trooper I earned my brown wings. In the meantime she's sucking me off while squeezing my balls. Everytime I was close she'd pinch my head. I was getting frustrated but I kept at granny's back canal. She started grinding and I could feel her second orgasm arrive. I peeked again to look at her luscious pussy lips when I noticed her fingers rubbing her clit. She was ready to exhume and she didn't hold back. She gripped my third leg firmly and sprayed several jet streams into my mouth. She had multiples and her orgasm lasted a full minute! It tasted a little bitter and salty so I think she had passed some urine in me. No big deal since I tasted what her ass had to offer. During this time I was stiff and she ddnt pinch me. I warned her of me cumming and I let out a small shot. Then I felt the pinch. She turned to me with her mouth closed and motioned to me to fuck her. She turned on her back, spread eagled and pointed to her pussy. Finally, I could get laid! I mounted her and she grabbed my cock and led me into her opening. She was sopping wet and wide! She gripped the base of my cock as I slowly entered her. She gurgled out a moan as I was six inches inside of her spreading out her walls. She leaned up to me for a DFK and I could taste my cum on her tongue. So, I returned the favor. We wildly kissed and spit on each other as she loosed up her grip on my cock and dug her nails in my back. I was finally able to fuck her deeply as she moaned deeply at every thrust. Our hips were in rhythm and shortly I flooded her uterus. She kept thrusting and she soon convulsed repeatedly. She gripped my softening cock and had several convulsion. After about thirty seconds she started to relax. I felt a warm sensation. She was urinating on me with me still in her. It felt exhilerating and she made quite a puddle.
We laid there for a while with me sucking on her still erect nipples while she fondled my hanging balls. After a while we got up and took a shower. There was some more pampering and she even sucked my soft cock down her throat. We dried each other off, dressed and went back downstairs to the kitchen. My g / f was there and knew what happened. She didn't seem that pissed but she did throw me out of the house. A couple weeks went by and my g / f finally called me up. We went out to dinner where she told me her granny was never so happy for a week then she started getting depressed. We went back to her house and started making love. It had been a while since I fucked and the build up was there. As I was about to cum I felt a pinch on the head of my cock. I said," You talked to your grandma about this"? She smiled and said," Yes"!
[QUOTE=EyeEatAss;5742852]When I was 21 I dated a super small 21 yr old Korean chick. We got comfortable with each other and her family and I was allowed to sleep over at times. Her mother was hot but what got me was her grandmother. One day my girl and grandma were at the breakfast table when her grandma got up from the table, walked to the door and looked out the window at the morning sunrise. Granny was wearing a white robe which you could not see anything indoors but when the sunlight hit granny you could see right through. She had average size tits (34 c) but the largest nipples I've ever seen! My g / f who was 32 a with long ones as well so it must've run in the family. My g / f caught me staring at grannies hooks and asked if I'm staring at her. I denied it but she looked at my pants and noticed my bulge. She shamed me and denied me our afternoon sex session. So, I went to the bathroom to jack off. While almost cumming my g / f barged in and asked if I was thinking of grannies titties. I denied it at first but she kept asking and as I was about to blow I confessed. She told me no more sex for a week. I was devastated. A few days later granny comes up to me (wearing the same robe) and asks why my g / f and me were so distant. I blew it off but she kept on and I finally confessed. She put her arm across her chest and was taken aback. She seemed flattered. Her tits were crunched in her arm but you could see the outline of one her nipples growing. She looked at my crotch and said," Bad boy"!
The next day granny came out in the same robe and joined me at the table (everyone else was gone). After breakfast I helped her wash dishes. We had to cross paths and she brushed her tits on my chest. They were big but not erect. On the second pass she slowly brushed them past me and they were hard as hell! I smiled at her and she smiled back and went back to washing the dishes. I noticed granny had a mani / pedicure and smelled of perfume. She bent down to get more soap and her robe opened up just enough to expose her banana breasts with large, chocolate nipples. I gasped! Granny looked at me with a little bit of mischevious disdain. I gave her a look of apology and excused myself to the bathroom. I was hard as a rock and couldn't wait to squeeze one out. I dropped my shorts and furiously jacked my rod. It didn't take long and I was about to unload 4 days of cum when the door slowly crept open. I couldn't believe my eyes! It was granny fully unclothed with her trimmed but hairy Bush and her erect nipples staring right at me! She had her hand covering her Bush with her finger pressed against her clit. She stepped up to me and replaced my hand with hers. She pinched my engorged head hard which prevented me from cumming and I went sorta limp. She grabbed my shaft and led me to her bedroom. Her small but jiggly ass was quite a sight and I also thought this would be the first time in a while that I could get the entire length of my cock inside someone. I'm hung (8. 5 x 5. 5) and my g / f couldn't handle it. Granny took me to the bed and just laid there. I crawled on top of her and then I froze. I didn't know what to do! She closed her eyes and I leaned in for a kiss. She turned her head and I just started kissing her neck. I pressed my chest on hers and could feel her nipples start to swell. She turned her head to mine and eagerly swallowed my tongue. I couldn't believe I was swapping spit with a 71 yr old granny. But, here I was sucking her unusually long tongue. My g / f's is long but granny's stuck out a good two inches. I can actually cum from kissing and granny noticed me trembling. She grabbed my penis and pinched the head as if to soften it up. It worked. We laid side to side continuing kissing while granny led my hands to her tits. She moaned," Softly" as I may have been to rough. She pushed my head to her tits and guided one of her nipples to my mouth. I gently sucked on it till she said," Harder"! I climbed on top of her and alternated between nipples. My cock rubbed against her soft pubes and met her hand which had been massaging her pussy. I tried to enter her but she swapped my cock away and pushed me down between her legs. It was my turn to tease her and ran my tongue all around her lower extremities but her pussy. When it came to her toes she really got worked up! She lowered her hand to her nether regions and massaged her clit between her two fingers. It was poking through her hood and was prominent! She grabbed my hair and pushed me in her. She mashed my head between her thighs till I built a nice rythym sucking her mini-dick. She dug her fingernails into my shoulders while bucking my face. Her clit kept hitting my nose to my chin. Her legs started quaking and she let out a gusher of an orgasm on my tongue. I guess they use the same hygiene products because they both tasted the same. She wanted another and started riding my face again. She grabbed my hands and helped me pinch her unbelievably hard nipples which to this point must've one inch long with dime size thickness. Granny was close to cumming again but before she did she flipped over. We were in 69 position with her glorious, hairy asshole peering at me. Again, I froze. But a few seconds later I felt a cooling sensation on my cock. I peeked underneath and saw grannys lizard tongue lathering up my shaft. She sensed I was cumming and felt the pinch again. I went limp to around two inches when I felt grannys mouth circumference my little willy. I felt myself growing in her mouth. She took in all of my semi-erect five incher including tonging my balls. Everytime I would get hard she would pinch me. In the meantime, granny started grinding my face. She would occasionally rub her ass opening on my mouth but still reverted back to her clit. I extended my tongue and caught her ass bud. She moaned loudly and I started probing my tongue up her ass. She tasted fine in the beginning but after a while she tasted well. Kinda sh*tty. I knew she enjoyed it so like a good trooper I earned my brown wings. In the meantime she's sucking me off while squeezing my balls. Everytime I was close she'd pinch my head. I was getting frustrated but I kept at granny's back canal. She started grinding and I could feel her second orgasm arrive. I peeked again to look at her luscious pussy lips when I noticed her fingers rubbing her clit. She was ready to exhume and she didn't hold back. She gripped my third leg firmly and sprayed several jet streams into my mouth. She had multiples and her orgasm lasted a full minute! It tasted a little bitter and salty so I think she had passed some urine in me. No big deal since I tasted what her ass had to offer. During this time I was stiff and she ddnt pinch me. I warned her of me cumming and I let out a small shot. Then I felt the pinch. She turned to me with her mouth closed and motioned to me to fuck her. She turned on her back, spread eagled and pointed to her pussy. Finally, I could get laid! I mounted her and she grabbed my cock and led me into her opening. She was sopping wet and wide! She gripped the base of my cock as I slowly entered her. She gurgled out a moan as I was six inches inside of her spreading out her walls. She leaned up to me for a DFK and I could taste my cum on her tongue. So, I returned the favor. We wildly kissed and spit on each other as she loosed up her grip on my cock and dug her nails in my back. I was finally able to fuck her deeply as she moaned deeply at every thrust. Our hips were in rhythm and shortly I flooded her uterus. She kept thrusting and she soon convulsed repeatedly. She gripped my softening cock and had several convulsion. After about thirty seconds she started to relax. I felt a warm sensation. She was urinating on me with me still in her. It felt exhilerating and she made quite a puddle.
We laid there for a while with me sucking on her still erect nipples while she fondled my hanging balls. After a while we got up and took a shower. There was some more pampering and she even sucked my soft cock down her throat. We dried each other off, dressed and went back downstairs to the kitchen. My g / f was there and knew what happened. She didn't seem that pissed but she did throw me out of the house. A couple weeks went by and my g / f finally called me up. We went out to dinner where she told me her granny was never so happy for a week then she started getting depressed. We went back to her house and started making love. It had been a while since I fucked and the build up was there. As I was about to cum I felt a pinch on the head of my cock. I said," You talked to your grandma about this"? She smiled and said," Yes"![/QUOTE]I ended up here looking at the pics below and scrolled up and thought to myself "WTF is this long continuous post! And then I scrolled to the beginning and started reading and started getting turned the fuck on. This is an AMAZING story and I am fucking jealous! Well played sir. Well played.
[QUOTE=OlderGuys2;5734093]Just wondering if anybody has been there lately and anything good to report from there? THANKS OG2.[/QUOTE]I think it's 100% massage only. Could be wrong, I'm friends with her on Facebook.
[QUOTE=BiggerDeel;5727858]Anyone have any info on Tisha?
Been chatting and everything seems fine, but ya know.
[URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/best-lmt-in-mke-tisha-4one4fi/951015476412[/URL][/QUOTE]Met her when she was just starting out. I think it was 60 $ for half hour with HE.
She refused to see me after this, or honestly I refused to be overcharged because of my "weight" said I was "too big" I'm only 200 lbs 6,1. She's attractive, kinda on the bigger side. She opened the door with just a robe on when I first met her, on the flip she removed robe and placed my hand on her ass. I also think there are other people in the house that she pretends is empty.
[QUOTE=KingCozart13;5744994]Met her when she was just starting out. I think it was 60 $ for half hour with HE.
She refused to see me after this, or honestly I refused to be overcharged because of my "weight" said I was "too big" I'm only 200 lbs 6,1. She's attractive, kinda on the bigger side. She opened the door with just a robe on when I first met her, on the flip she removed robe and placed my hand on her ass. I also think there are other people in the house that she pretends is empty.[/QUOTE]Does she only offer HJ or is there more?
[QUOTE=BigPussySal;5744331]I ended up here looking at the pics below and scrolled up and thought to myself "WTF is this long continuous post! And then I scrolled to the beginning and started reading and started getting turned the fuck on. This is an AMAZING story and I am fucking jealous! Well played sir. Well played.[/QUOTE]I don't think it was really played. It was just the natural / respectful thing to do. Here's what happened the following two weeks:
My g / f and I went out to dinner after two weeks of being apart. Typical dinner banter then the awkward question popped. "So, did you like fucking my grandma"? I looked down then slowly raised my head and murmered,"Yes". "What was it that you liked about it"? She asked. I said," That she was able to accommodate me". "What do you mean accommodate"? I said," Ahem. My size"!
After dinner we walked in the park. We found a secluded spot. She raised her skirt, pulled down her panties and said," You know what to do". She was really horny and came twice in ten minutes. I did not. She apologized and then we headed home. Her feet were killing her so she took over her shoes and I massaged her cute, petite feet. Twenty minutes later granny comes in from a banquet event. It involved dancing and granny said, "That looks inviting". Granny then walked upstairs and ten minutes later came down in the same white robe and panties. She sat in the lounge chair with her feet resting the stool. I looked at my g / f then she nodded at me. Grannies toes were wiggling inviting me to come over. I set beside granny and started the massage. Granny was cooing and moaning as my g / f looked on embarrassingly. Grannies legs started trembling and she curled her tongue around her lips. She tried to hold back her emotions and she did, briefly after I pulled my hands from her feet. "OMG" my g / f exclaimed! Grannies robe had parted and part of her tits was exposed where her nipples was openly visible and erect like never before. Granny quickly covered herself and as she closed her legs there was a grey spot in her panties. Yes, granny had soiled herself! My g / f looked angry, but she was also happy her grandma was satisfied. Granny lifted her feet to my mouth. I extended my tongue and started flicking her big toes. "OMG!, my g / f exclaimed and said," I'll leave you two alone and stomped off to her bedroom. Granny and I hesitated and thought it best to go to her bedroom. Granny groped my dick as we headed upstairs and said," Good boy"! She stood next to the bed and I slowly pulled off her robe. Her back is very feminine and silky smooth. I approached her from behind and started kissing / licking neck and shoulders down her back to the crack of her ass and back. She turned to me, grabbed my neck and force fed her tongue down my throat. It gagged me and she laughed as I coughed. She grabbed my cock and rubbed it on her ass. "Ooh baby. You're nice and hard", she whispered as pre-cum seeped from my head. She bent down and I started rubbing my cock on her ass. I rubbed precum on it then started to enter her anal bud. I barely got the tip and when she pulled back and said," You need to prepare me". She smiled and bent back down exposing her glistening asshole. I was hesitant at first because she did not smell as pleasant as before. But, I looked down and not only were her nipples looked like mini bananas but she was dripping from her love canal. I cautiously moved in and slowly started sampling her rim. The scent was bad but not unbearable. Besides, granny was flicking away at her clit begging me to go in. She spread her ass cheeks and the aroma got stronger. I took a deep breath and started tongue fucking her gaping back end. Granny was furiously masturbating her clit as a mixture of her pussy and anal nectars seeped into my mouth. After twenty minutes granny pulled away and laid on her back spread-eagled and exhausted. Her nipples were still hard and her clit was poking straight in the air. I looked in amazement and felt even more when granny gripped my rock hard cock and started stroking it. With grannies pearly whites smiling at me and her long, cherry tongue sticking out it didn't take long for me to explode. The coupe de grace was when she stuck her finger up my ass. She leaned in open mouthed to accept my load. I missed her mouth but the three streams I left complimented her olive skin. Her face looked like a glazed donut!
We rested for a bit then she raised her arms as if to carry her to the bathroom. I picked up her 90# carcass and carried her into the shower. During the shower she turned from me when I tried to kiss her. We showered and dried each other off and fell asleep together on her soiled bed. The next morning she was gone. I went downstairs to get a glass of orange juice and my g / f was sitting there at the breakfast table. I leaned in to kiss her and she said," Not today, potty mouth"!
[QUOTE=CuteWOne;5745908]Does she only offer HJ or is there more?[/QUOTE]I'm sure there is more, be prepared to pay for it. She know wants 1 for a half hour, and 1. 5 for the hour HJ only, so FS probably 3.
[QUOTE=OlderGuys2;5734093]Just wondering if anybody has been there lately and anything good to report from there? THANKS OG2.[/QUOTE]Here now will report back soon:
Very clean location, very very clean. Seems like it will definitely be massage only.
[QUOTE=EyeEatAss;5746359]I don't think it was really played. It was just the natural / respectful thing to do. Here's what happened the following two weeks:
My g / f and I went out to dinner after two weeks of being apart. Typical dinner banter then the awkward question popped. "So, did you like fucking my grandma"? I looked down then slowly raised my head and murmered,"Yes". "What was it that you liked about it"? She asked. I said," That she was able to accommodate me". "What do you mean accommodate"? I said," Ahem. My size"!
[/QUOTE]Yeah yeah yeah, sounds like you've done another name change. Right, so a young Korean girls going to let you fuck her grandmother? Right. Copy and paste from who-knows-where.
I'm not buying it and a lot of others aren't either. You need to put your Penthouse Forum stories in another USASG forum.
For a while they put Mr. Hangingballs in quarantine in the Chicago forums. Occasionally he would Branch out with his BS story Into the suburb forums. Looks like he's moved to Milwaukee now with his BS stories