Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=BigD2013;2400395]I'm totally new to the SW scene. I usually just partake on BP or the strip clubs. However, with funds starting to be tight I'm finding the extras to be too rich for me. So I've been reviewing this page and seeing where to look for them. So I took the plunge last night. The Haines area was dead and so was 34th. So I ventured as far as the Clearwater stroll and nothing there but the dope boys. So I came back to 34th and spotted what I swore had to be a WSW wearing a kinda short pink flowing dress walking around 51st heading north towards 54th. I circled around a few times so she could see me. Finally I parked at a gas station and waited for her. When she came by I yelled to get her attention. Needless to say it didn't work, so I yelled louder still nothing. Well I was horny from drinking and really wanted a milking, so I yelled don't you want to make some money! Maybe a bad thing but it was the little head taking over. Finally I yelled that I wasn't the po po and left. Got some grub went home and popped a DVD in and milked myself. Question is what is the trick to getting them to come over? I know that they do not know my vehicle like some of the others on here. Do I just keep trying? Will I eventually have luck? Or was I totally stupid how I approached my first opportunity? Thanks for any guidance and / or suggestions?[/QUOTE]Seriously, this is an April Fools Joke right?

FYI, since I drive a luxury car, when I pull over they practically sprint to get in. If you drive a shitter car, your mileage may vary, but eye contact and a smile might be enough to coax one to the passenger door looking for a "ride". YMMV if you are ugly, old, fat, stupid in which case a HJ is likely all you will get. Even streetwalkers have standards.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;2402034]Loss for words. How to go about it 100% wrong. My guess would be that this behavior probably would have scared off a regular SW.[/QUOTE]I would like to add that although some mongers do so, it is the Worst time to get in and drive when drinking or whatever ones vice may be. It lends credence to the traffic stop and 10,000 and another charge.

I can't tell you how many time I got out scooped and saw uncle on a side street 2 blocks away. The girls may not know he's there.

Have fun be safe.

[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2402160]I would like to add that although some mongers do so, it is the Worst time to get in and drive when drinking or whatever ones vice may be. It lends credence to the traffic stop and 10,000 and another charge.

I can't tell you how many time I got out scooped and saw uncle on a side street 2 blocks away. The girls may not know he's there.

Have fun be safe.[/QUOTE]Thanks Reaper, Tonto, and Taster for the advice. I know now that I screwed up my first possible chance. I will take head to your wisdom and approach much differently on my next try. And as for Johnson with all due respect I may not be lucky enough to drive a "luxury" vehicle however, I do not drive a beater either. My SUV is a 2014 that I bought brand new in 2013 that I keep detailed. My question was not a joke and that is why I stated that I would like guidance. Luckily for me a few members stepped up. Thanks again and on my next time I will be more smooth about my approach. I'll leave my windows up and circle the block and try to catch one on a side street by nodding and smiling.

[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2402160]I would like to add that although some mongers do so, it is the Worst time to get in and drive when drinking or whatever ones vice may be. It lends credence to the traffic stop and 10,000 and another charge.

I can't tell you how many time I got out scooped and saw uncle on a side street 2 blocks away. The girls may not know he's there.

Have fun be safe.[/QUOTE]Good point that gives LEO an invitation to bend you over for sure.

[QUOTE=Garnigan;2402125]We got any pics of cupcake just so I know who to look for? She's gotten some great reviews but I haven't been directed at any of her pics on here yet.[/QUOTE]Type cupcake into the search box, click search, then click on page 3, scroll down to the late great xia xing post on 11/28.

I must say she looks a little hard in those pix, but God damn she can suck a cock.

[QUOTE=Garnigan;2402125]We got any pics of cupcake just so I know who to look for? She's gotten some great reviews but I haven't been directed at any of her pics on here yet.[/QUOTE]You don't have to look too hard. She has upgraded to BP. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-boysyes-its-cupcakeno-need-to-look-any-further-im-all-u-wantandneed-plus-much-morereadyand-wait/9756310[/URL].

[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2402160]I would like to add that although some mongers do so, it is the Worst time to get in and drive when drinking or whatever ones vice may be. It lends credence to the traffic stop and 10,000 and another charge.

I can't tell you how many time I got out scooped and saw uncle on a side street 2 blocks away. The girls may not know he's there.

Have fun be safe.[/QUOTE]I definitely second the suggestion that you read the 22 rules. Take them to heart. The only time I almost got busted was by breaking one of these rules and chatting through a window. Fortunately I didn't say enough to find myself in cuffs, but 15 minutes later I saw some other poor bastard who wasn't so lucky. Taught me a huge lesson that day. Picking them up is kind of an art. You'll get the hang of it. If you want the two most important rules, here they are: keep your windows up and your mouth shut!

[QUOTE=SeniorFrog;2403368]You don't have to look too hard. She has upgraded to BP. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-boysyes-its-cupcakeno-need-to-look-any-further-im-all-u-wantandneed-plus-much-morereadyand-wait/9756310[/URL].[/QUOTE]Am I the only one who isn't surprised that she hasn't caught anything serious yet (that we know of)? I know she's a 3 hole BBFS girl if you want it. I'm the only one who ever mentions a cover when I hook up with her. Sweet girl who takes big chances with her health.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;2403416]Am I the only one who isn't surprised that she hasn't caught anything serious yet (that we know of)? I know she's a 3 hole BBFS girl if you want it. I'm the only one who ever mentions a cover when I hook up with her. Sweet girl who takes big chances with her health.[/QUOTE]That booty looks good, maybe ill give the 3rd hole a shot. No BB for me though hehe.

Stacy is in our area. I think that if she walks it'll be haines area. She was in college but someone paid her tuition. She definitely looks like she's aged 15 years. She's BP now and I hope she's OK. XX and I know her quite well. I once considered captaining her and pointed her in the direction of par. I never giver a bad review.

I was in St. Pete late Monday night, early Tuesday morning (between the hours of 11:30 pm and 1:30 am). Ran into Danielle in the vicinity of Marty's shack and asked about Cupcake. I was introduced and I had to pass. This girl is not pleasing to the eye and her body leaves much to be desired. To each his own but this is not my cup of tea. Good python tamer or not, the provider must at least be pleasing to the eye if I am to partake. I would hit her up in desperate times but haven't gotten desperate in a while.

Be safe out there mongers and Happy Mongering.

NC Hunter.

[QUOTE=SeniorFrog;2403368]You don't have to look too hard. She has upgraded to BP. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-boysyes-its-cupcakeno-need-to-look-any-further-im-all-u-wantandneed-plus-much-morereadyand-wait/9756310[/URL].[/QUOTE]Damn, she really has put on some good weight since I saw her last (about 2 years ago). She used to be thin as a rail. I like a little more cushion so maybe I should give her another try! Thanks for the link.

[QUOTE=NCHunter;2404242]I was in St. Pete late Monday night, early Tuesday morning (between the hours of 11:30 pm and 1:30 am). Ran into Danielle in the vicinity of Marty's shack and asked about Cupcake. I was introduced and I had to pass. This girl is not pleasing to the eye and her body leaves much to be desired. To each his own but this is not my cup of tea. Good python tamer or not, the provider must at least be pleasing to the eye if I am to partake. I would hit her up in desperate times but haven't gotten desperate in a while.

Be safe out there mongers and Happy Mongering.

NC Hunter.[/QUOTE]When I first saw her on the streets, but tried her oral skills and got hooked. The more time you spend with her, the better she gets. Had a good laugh with her today afterwards. She is an Academy award winning actress. Just the right amount of low, subtle moans with eyes half closed, then picking up tempo & intensity, as the event comes to a crescendo. The laugh was that she does this thing with her eyes that, for a brief second, she actually gets a look of innocence.

[QUOTE=AdamsWurst;2404406]When I first saw her on the streets, but tried her oral skills and got hooked. The more time you spend with her, the better she gets. Had a good laugh with her today afterwards. She is an Academy award winning actress. Just the right amount of low, subtle moans with eyes half closed, then picking up tempo & intensity, as the event comes to a crescendo. The laugh was that she does this thing with her eyes that, for a brief second, she actually gets a look of innocence.[/QUOTE]Famous flavor that she had a couple of years ago. She was slender and prowled the famous Hess harlot hot zone with the likes of Amanda G. And Bobbie Sue. Those 3 ladies.

All were competing to be the BJ queen; and they all excelled.

I have to agree I saw Cupcake on 58th and Haines and oh heck now she is twirling like a baton artist. No way is that worth the time or hassle. Cupcake actually looks scary with her crazy cracked out eyes. Brenda look ok but she was way to sweaty for my taste so I had to pass and call it a day.

[QUOTE=NCHunter;2404242]I was in St. Pete late Monday night, early Tuesday morning (between the hours of 11:30 pm and 1:30 am). Ran into Danielle in the vicinity of Marty's shack and asked about Cupcake. I was introduced and I had to pass. This girl is not pleasing to the eye and her body leaves much to be desired. To each his own but this is not my cup of tea. Good python tamer or not, the provider must at least be pleasing to the eye if I am to partake. I would hit her up in desperate times but haven't gotten desperate in a while.

Be safe out there mongers and Happy Mongering.

NC Hunter.[/QUOTE]