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So had a little free time this morning and was on the prowl. Had a little African chick in Jonesboro I was going to go see but didn't feel like making the drive or dropping 120 on her, so I opted for something closer. That's when this chick came into play and responded back to my email. She was only 20 minutes away (vs 40 minutes for Jonesboro). There were lots of pics on the site she was on, so had to ask her which one was her, and she said she is the skinner chick with the Bush. Of course when I got there, she looked nothing like her (She told me her hair color was different (a damn wig or weave). UnbeWeaveable what these chicks claim. Anyway, she was darker, same skinny body type. Now I typically like my chicks with meat on them cause I have a hard time nutting with these skinny chicks. They can take pipe, but sometimes they are either too tight or too loose (with an echo), Mind you, I don't possess a 15 in Anaconda like JohnnyM, but I do alright at 13 inches. I digress.

[/QUOTE]I was actually going to go see this one because of the first pic I posted. Slim broads with big breast turn me on LOL, but something made me hesitant to go, I figured it would be the bait and switch so asked her to send me a pic. The other pics I posted is actually her, she actually had the nerve to tell me she was the same girl in both pics. Gtfoh I stayed home.

[QUOTE=SkyWalker21;4259179]... There were lots of pics on the site she was on, so had to ask her which one was her, and she said she is the skinner chick with the Bush. Of course when I got there, she looked nothing like her (She told me her hair color was different (a damn wig or weave). ...[/QUOTE]Hilarious that I see that 2nd pic of the skinny chick with the Bush! I was just jerking it to that photo set a couple days ago! Check out the link below:

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[QUOTE=FredWinters;4258965]Thinking about going to see her and curious if anyone else has seen her before?

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I went to see jade today and I left without getting service after walking in the door. She had me wait 15 minutes then told me she was ready. She was in a dump in kennesaw. When I walked in she is a little bigger than the pics indicate but she has marks on her face that are normally from someone doing heroine scratching themselves. Like craters. I just got a bad vibe and left.

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I shacked up with Donatella again a few days ago. First visited this chic last month and had a fairly decent time with her, so I thought I'd give her another shot. She flaked on me once before, but there were a whole lot of police cars at her hotel when I got there, so I don't know if that had anything to do with it. I also noticed that she has some negative comments on her ads and has changed her phone number a few times as well. The comments said that she has a few pimps and also a disease. Hmm.

Reading through the comments, it looks as if she's pissed off a customer or an old boyfriend is throwing salt in her game. The comments seem unbelievable and far-fetched. I asked her about them via text and she claimed that it was done by a malicious person. Fare enough, I think. I also asked her where was she staying and she gave me the address to a 2 star hotel right up the road from me. The hotel was on the same road I lived on. Good thing.

I told her that I could head out there in a few and 10 minutes after I told her that I was headed out there, I arrived. I text I was in the parking lot, but got no response. I called a few minutes later and got no response as well. Oh well. I text her once more thanking her for wasting my time and headed to a gas station up the road.

Once I got out of the gas station and back into my car, I looked on my phone and read a text stating, "Are you still here". Hmm. I text her back letting her know that I was at a gas station some 5 minutes up the road. I told her that I would head back down her way and that I did some 5 minutes later. I text once more that I arrived and she text me the room number right away. Good thing.

I locked my car door, put 1 slab in my sock, donation in pocket and headed up to her room. When I got there, I knocked on her door and it was opened immediately by the same brown-skinned girl standing right next to it. I walked in and said my greetings as she closed and locked the door behind me and greeted me as well. She was wearing a sky blue pair of denim jeans and a black tight t-shirt. The bathroom door was wide ass open with the lights on as well, so I guess no girlfriend hiding in the bathroom this time. Great!

The room overall was very lit and neat and clean with no smoke smells anywhere. Great, again. We gots' ta' talking for a minute as I could tell that she didn't recognize me from the last time. Smh. She claimed that she just got out of the shower and that's why she didn't answer my text right away. Sure thing. She then started asking me a bunch of retarded questions like, "What's your sign", "How often do you do this".

I guess she was doing this to calm her nerves down or something. Dunno. After a few minutes of the idle chit chat, I pulled out the bones and gave it to her. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She took the bones in hand and held each bill under the light to check its authenticity. Why? I asked and she said it was just to make sure because someone gave her 2 fake 50 dollar bills once. Ok.

After the authenticity check, she placed the bones on the table and told me that I could get ready. I was still a bit weary of her so I took my shirt off only. She then got off the bed and looked as if she was headed for the door, but she just started stripping instead. Good thing. She took her denim pants off to reveal no underwear and a smooth and clean looking athletic landslide ass. She also took her tight shirt off to reveal a flat baby-free stomach and a nice pair of A cup tits.

Face is still a "5. 5" with a nice sizable amount of bumps on it. She's very doable though. After she shed her clothing, I did the same as well and sat down at the edge of the bed. She in turn got down on her knees before her master and started BB sucking on my BVD (Big Vicious Dick). She BB sucked me off all-neck just like the last time. That a girl.

She had some spit rolling down the side of her mouth as well as she was making it juicy. Get it juicy! She sucked me off for a good 4 minutes non-stop before I told her that I was ready. I didn't want to prematurely blow my load. LOL. She got up from between my legs and walked across the lube to go fetch some protection. Oh boy.

You should have had it out and ready, lady. Smdh. She searched for 30 seconds before asking me if I brought any protection. I told her no at first, but then remembered how these chic's love to use those ridiculously thick magnum garbage condoms. I regressed and told her that I indeed brought some protection with me. I reached into my sock and furnished a thin slab from out of it.

She came back around to me and I handed it to her. I told her that I needed a little more before she placed it on my 3/4th's boner and she started BB sucking me again. That a girl. I let her BB suck me off for 3 more minutes before telling her that I was ready again. She placed the slab on my now very immense boner and asked me which position I wanted.

I choosed doggie as usual, as she bent over the edge of the bed and awaited my arrival. I entered her in doggie and gots' ta' stroking. As soon as I entered her, she was kinda stiff backing me at first as she adjusted to my size. I stroked her out in doggie and told her to relax as she had some medium friction on her walls. Could stand to be a bit more lubricated though.

I stroked her out for a good 4 minutes in doggie as she was throwing it back and giving me some good moans. She has a nice looking spread back there too. 4 minutes into my stroke game, I started feeling that heat building up in my nut sack. I blew a medium load into the cover and kept pounding some 2 minutes more until I was completely drained and numb. I withdrew and told her that I was done with her.

She turned around and said, "That's it", before getting off the bed and standing around idly. I asked if she had anything to clean up with and she said the usual toilet paper. LOL. I just pulled some tp from out of my pants pocket and removed the slab myself. I wrapped it up and started getting dressed as she stayed in the buff. She eventually sat down on the bed and started texting around on her phone and I did a quick looksie over her shoulder to see who she was texting.

I couldn't see who or what she was texting though as I made my way to the door for my exit. She got off the bed and asked me for a hug before I left and I gave her a quick one at the door before letting myself out. As I got outside the door, I didn't see any dudes or females lurking around anywhere. That's always good to see. I didn't see anyone before or after the session hanging around inside or outside the hotel either.

I doubt that pimp thing in her comment is true. Probably written by a scorned simp or ex-boyfriend. She was smelling fresh and clean just like the first time I saw her. She said she does anal too as per her ad, so she should be good to go in the pooper shooter. She seems a bit too intelligent to be engaging in this line of work if you ask me. She doesn't act like your typical illiterate dumb ghetto hood rat.

She also may be a bit of a pain to get a hold of, too. You may not get a response back from her until like 2-3 hours later. I don't know how she expects to make business like that. Oh well. I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "7" in service just like the last time. No mas!

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I got no passion from this chic 5 months ago. First saw this chic posting in December of last year and shot her a text for her rates. She wanted $75 for a qv and I wanted no parts of it. I text her again a month later and she's now singing a different tune of $60 qv. LOL. What the hell was this broad thinking?

She told me that she was in her own private home in the Jonesboro area. Ehh. I usually don't like messing with any of those gully rats on the the south side, but I made an exception. She gave me her address and I arrived some 40 minutes later. Once I made it to her raggedy house, I called to let her know that I was outside. She told me to meet her at the side of the house which was dark as hell at 8:00 pm at night. Hmm.

I cautiously walked to the side of the house as I saw no one there. I kept my distance before I saw someone emerging from out of the darkness. That someone got about halfway towards me before beckoning me to following her to the back of the house. Hmm. I cautiously walked back there as it was pitch black back there with no lights on anywhere. Turn some lights on you asshole, before someone thinks it's a robbery or a set up or something. Ridiculous.

I finally reached the back of the house as she opened the back door and told me to come on in. I walked up the stairs of her porch and on into her small and junky bedroom. Ehh. The room was well lit, but it looked like a junky ass barn house or some shit. There was an open bottle of hot sauce in the middle of the floor too. Why? I guess that's where she eats her chicken and grits?

She closed the door behind me and we got's ta' talking for a minute. This chic looks like your typical ghetto hood rat. She sounded like one too. I was about to make an about face and run out the door, but she looked like she had a nice ass back there. She looked to be in her late 20's like 28-30 years old. Some of the pics she uses in her ad are old.

After a few minutes of chit chat, she asked me how much time was I looking for. I told her the same time I told you via text. Hmm. 60 bones for 15 minutes. She asked for the income as I gave it to her and she counted it before placing it right next to a jumbo box of tampons that was sitting on top of her 20 inch ghetto tv. Typical hood rat. Jesus Christ. Why did I even stay?

There was also the shower running in the room next door which she said was her teenage daughter taking a shower. Ok. She told me to get comfortable as she stated she does nothing uncovered. Ok again. I just took off my pants and left my shirt on because the room was pretty junky and dirty. The bed was also 2 mattresses piled up on top of each other on the floor. Great!! The ghettoness continues.

She went searching for protection for a good 2 minutes before I furnished one instead from out of my pants sock. I handed it to her and she told me to sit down on her cheap mattress. I did just that as she took her pants off only and sat right next to me. She's about 5'5-5'6 and looks to be in the 170-180 lbs range or so. I'd say her body is average though as she's pretty solid.

Well, she started opening the wrapper before I suggested a bare hand job to start. She reiterated that she does nothing uncovered and began placing the thin slab on my deflated cock. She then started a terrible ass covered hand job. Oh boy. A minute into the wacked ass covered hand job, I asked her if she could give a covered BJ instead.

She said that she thought that I just wanted a hand job instead. Yes, an uncovered hand job you moron! Ridiculous. She started on the covered BJ, but it too was just as wacked as the hand job. She sucked me off for a good 2 minutes before reminding me that iI only paid for a quickie. Ok bish, just keep sucking.

She sucked for like 30 second intervals and kept stopping to remind me that I only paid for a quickie. Yes bish I know, just keep sucking asshole. She sucked me off no more than 3 minutes before reminding me that my quickie was almost up. Really? I just told her to assume the doggie position as my cock was at no mass at the time. Smdh.

She got off the bed and then went around the room searching high and low for her lube. Oh my Gawd, come on bish cut the bullshit. She was searching high and low in several drawers for her lube, then spent another 2 minutes searching in her pocketbook for her lube before finally finding it. She lubed up then started heading over to the bed but then this retard knocked over the bottle of hot sauce that was sitting in the middle of the floor. Dumbass!!

What is an open bottle of hot sauce doing in the middle of the fucking floor in the first place? Now this retard is searching everywhere around the room for some napkins to clean up the hot sauce spill with. You've got to be kidding me. I was ready to call it a night because I knew this was not going to work out at all. My cock had shrunken to heights that I've never seen before.

I looked down and I was sporting a 5 inch baby dick. WTF! For a second there, I thought I was cursed with one you guys dicks or something. After she cleaned up the oil spill in the middle of the aisle, she got back on the bed with me and assumed the doggie position. I got behind her with a completely flaccid cock and looked down to see 2 two inch circular water boils on the middle of her ass cheeks. Yuck, fucking gross!!

Can this session get any worse? That shit just turned my stomach as I still tried to get in there to no avail. 4 minutes into my feeble attempt to make something happened, absolutely nothing happened and I threw in the towel. Surprisingly, she didn't stink back there at all as she didn't smell like anything. Hmm.

I withdrew and told her that I was done with her as I couldn't even muster up half a woody, much less a weak nut. I got off the bed and reached for my pants and tissue in my pants pocket. I pulled the unspent shell off my dong and wrapped it up and placed it in my pants pocket for take out. I started placing my pants back on as she apologized for the bad session and told me that she was about to get a room very soon. Ok. Like that makes any difference.

I got everything back on and headed for the door as she wished me goodbyes. I said nothing as I walked out the back door and threw the slab and tissue on the side of her house. LOL. I opened the tissue and threw the slab out separately from the tissue. LOL. She's gunna get an eye shocker when she sees the open slab at the side of the house in the daylight hours. LOL again.

This chic is a straight up ghetto chicken rat. She's got a nice looking ass on her minus the water boils, but a hell to the nah nah nah on a repeat. I'll give her a "6" in looks and "2" in service. Stay away!!

I found another provider that's worth seeing. This one is in College Park right off 285 near the Ramada. Dark skin with an athletic body. No baby damage and is easy to get a hold of. The times I've seen her she responded in a timely manner.

50 head.

65 qv.

100 half.

Sloppy head with no hands. Will attempt to deep throat every inch until water comes down her eyes. Pussy is good and will ride your dick like a pornstar. Second best dick sucker I've experienced since being in Atlanta. The other is in Riverdale and also advertise on listcrawler. A hint if you want to search for her is she gives alien head.

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She is now on my to see list. If she charged 80 for the half she would be my all time favorite. Right now it's a semi UTR woman in Douglasville that charges 100 for the hour. She is a close second though.

[QUOTE=Klumpz;4259312]Has anybody seen this one?[/QUOTE]She is very cautious and asks lots of questions. But she is worth the price of admission.

Weird request, but who would you guys say is the best provider to go to if I want to get better at sex?

Can you give us an update on how the visit went with Krystal?

[QUOTE=SugarDad555;4126684]Anyone have anything to say about this one? Meeting her tomorrow.

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A funny ass report! Johnny is the goat of posters!

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;4261474][URL]https://independent.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/32677550/[/URL]

I got no passion from this chic 5 months ago. First saw this chic posting in December of last year and shot her a text for her rates. She wanted $75 for a qv and I wanted no parts of it. I text her again a month later and she's now singing a different tune of $60 qv. LOL. What the hell was this broad thinking?

She told me that she was in her own private home in the Jonesboro area. Ehh. I usually don't like messing with any of those gully rats on the the south side, but I made an exception. She gave me her address and I arrived some 40 minutes later. Once I made it to her raggedy house, I called to let her know that I was outside. She told me to meet her at the side of the house which was dark as hell at 8:00 pm at night. Hmm.

I cautiously walked to the side of the house as I saw no one there. I kept my distance before I saw someone emerging from out of the darkness. That someone got about halfway towards me before beckoning me to following her to the back of the house. Hmm. I cautiously walked back there as it was pitch black back there with no lights on anywhere. Turn some lights on you asshole, before someone thinks it's a robbery or a set up or something. Ridiculous.

I finally reached the back of the house as she opened the back door and told me to come on in. I walked up the stairs of her porch and on into her small and junky bedroom. Ehh. The room was well lit, but it looked like a junky ass barn house or some shit. There was an open bottle of hot sauce in the middle of the floor too. Why? I guess that's where she eats her chicken and grits?

She closed the door behind me and we got's ta' talking for a minute. This chic looks like your typical ghetto hood rat. She sounded like one too. I was about to make an about face and run out the door, but she looked like she had a nice ass back there. She looked to be in her late 20's like 28-30 years old. Some of the pics she uses in her ad are old.

After a few minutes of chit chat, she asked me how much time was I looking for. I told her the same time I told you via text. Hmm. 60 bones for 15 minutes. She asked for the income as I gave it to her and she counted it before placing it right next to a jumbo box of tampons that was sitting on top of her 20 inch ghetto tv. Typical hood rat. Jesus Christ. Why did I even stay?

There was also the shower running in the room next door which she said was her teenage daughter taking a shower. Ok. She told me to get comfortable as she stated she does nothing uncovered. Ok again. I just took off my pants and left my shirt on because the room was pretty junky and dirty. The bed was also 2 mattresses piled up on top of each other on the floor. Great!! The ghettoness continues.

She went searching for protection for a good 2 minutes before I furnished one instead from out of my pants sock. I handed it to her and she told me to sit down on her cheap mattress. I did just that as she took her pants off only and sat right next to me. She's about 5'5-5'6 and looks to be in the 170-180 lbs range or so. I'd say her body is average though as she's pretty solid.

Well, she started opening the wrapper before I suggested a bare hand job to start. She reiterated that she does nothing uncovered and began placing the thin slab on my deflated cock. She then started a terrible ass covered hand job. Oh boy. A minute into the wacked ass covered hand job, I asked her if she could give a covered BJ instead.

She said that she thought that I just wanted a hand job instead. Yes, an uncovered hand job you moron! Ridiculous. She started on the covered BJ, but it too was just as wacked as the hand job. She sucked me off for a good 2 minutes before reminding me that iI only paid for a quickie. Ok bish, just keep sucking.

She sucked for like 30 second intervals and kept stopping to remind me that I only paid for a quickie. Yes bish I know, just keep sucking asshole. She sucked me off no more than 3 minutes before reminding me that my quickie was almost up. Really? I just told her to assume the doggie position as my cock was at no mass at the time. Smdh.

She got off the bed and then went around the room searching high and low for her lube. Oh my Gawd, come on bish cut the bullshit. She was searching high and low in several drawers for her lube, then spent another 2 minutes searching in her pocketbook for her lube before finally finding it. She lubed up then started heading over to the bed but then this retard knocked over the bottle of hot sauce that was sitting in the middle of the floor. Dumbass!!

What is an open bottle of hot sauce doing in the middle of the fucking floor in the first place? Now this retard is searching everywhere around the room for some napkins to clean up the hot sauce spill with. You've got to be kidding me. I was ready to call it a night because I knew this was not going to work out at all. My cock had shrunken to heights that I've never seen before.

I looked down and I was sporting a 5 inch baby dick. WTF! For a second there, I thought I was cursed with one you guys dicks or something. After she cleaned up the oil spill in the middle of the aisle, she got back on the bed with me and assumed the doggie position. I got behind her with a completely flaccid cock and looked down to see 2 two inch circular water boils on the middle of her ass cheeks. Yuck, fucking gross!!

Can this session get any worse? That shit just turned my stomach as I still tried to get in there to no avail. 4 minutes into my feeble attempt to make something happened, absolutely nothing happened and I threw in the towel. Surprisingly, she didn't stink back there at all as she didn't smell like anything. Hmm.

I withdrew and told her that I was done with her as I couldn't even muster up half a woody, much less a weak nut. I got off the bed and reached for my pants and tissue in my pants pocket. I pulled the unspent shell off my dong and wrapped it up and placed it in my pants pocket for take out. I started placing my pants back on as she apologized for the bad session and told me that she was about to get a room very soon. Ok. Like that makes any difference.

I got everything back on and headed for the door as she wished me goodbyes. I said nothing as I walked out the back door and threw the slab and tissue on the side of her house. LOL. I opened the tissue and threw the slab out separately from the tissue. LOL. She's gunna get an eye shocker when she sees the open slab at the side of the house in the daylight hours. LOL again.

This chic is a straight up ghetto chicken rat. She's got a nice looking ass on her minus the water boils, but a hell to the nah nah nah on a repeat. I'll give her a "6" in looks and "2" in service. Stay away!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WhenWhen;4262457]A funny ass report! Johnny is the goat of posters![/QUOTE]If I got a bad day I always lookout for one of johnny post because I know atleast one of his hijinks would crack me up.

[QUOTE=Fletch1;4262416]Can you give us an update on how the visit went with Krystal?[/QUOTE]I would b curious as well as her pics are hott!

Unfortunately, I think the pics are fake b / c tineye turned up one of the pics at a few other sites not related to Krystal or the type of service.

The pics look too professionally done.

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Hooked up with this one about a year ago and forgot to report. Can't remember a lot of the details but she's def real. I also follow her on snap and it looks like she's put on a little bit of weight. I had to pick her up from some apartment and took her to some whoretel in Norcross. She was pretty chill. While on the way to the hotel she did tell me this story about one of her kids being recently murdered. Crazy shit. I didn't even try to delve into the story for more details. What's interesting is that since then, following her on snapchat, it def seems like she's been coping by either drinking or being on drugs. Her demeanor is def different now than it was when I met up with her.

Anyway what I remember about her is that she def had a nice body. The head was aight at best, and the pussy was good but she could not take much dick. Kept complaining that my dick was long, which is weird because I definitely consider myself average. Her pussy felt good though so I was able to squeeze out a nut. I've been thinking about repeating but probably not. Her snapchat has turned me the fuck off.