The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3163419]So he didn't go to her apartment behind the mall by the Shell gas station by the pool. Her bed made a lot of noise with typical beige walls. Shall I go on?[/QUOTE]LOL my walls are white. Not beige. But nice try. For some reason admin will not let me stick up for myself. Hmmm.

[blue]I wonder what that reason might be? Hmmmmm let me think on that a minute.

Oh I know, because providers aren't allowed to defend on review threads and haven't for, oh I don't know, maybe forever.

Do you really want to make me notice you like this? Because up until now I just deleted your posts where you were violating the forum guidelines. Seriously I would advise against it.

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[QUOTE=Chris5;3164142]You're the ultimate white knight, you and cry baby PG. Dude anyone can. Set up a fake text app and say such and such contacted me and said this etc.

HOWEVER jenn did make a mistake, she tried to cover her tracks by denying that she saw me and tried to play dumb with me AND she sent me a PM on this site saying why am I trying to hurt her or something to that effect. I specifically said in my response to her that she was a smelly pussy ho, AND I was going to pm all my guy's and tell them not to see her due to her smelly fish pussy AND that I wanted my money back!! I will repeat that again, I said specifically I want my money back!! I also said she obviously doesn't know who I am and that I would blast her smelly pussy all over this forum!! I feel I am entitled to a REFUND!! A, because I didn't finish due to the horrible smell of her pussy and B, I was NOT a satisfied customer!! I simply want my donation back! LOL!

C5.[/QUOTE]If what you said are true, take a screen shot of that PM message from her. Idk who's faking and sh! T but it doesn't hurt to back up what you said bro.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;3164685]If what you said are true, take a screen shot of that PM message from her. Idk who's faking and sh! T but it doesn't hurt to back up what you said bro.[/QUOTE]Posting screen shots of ANY private message on this site is again the rules.

[blue]Correct, if there is an issue with PM's you report it to me.

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[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3163657]If you can't get this in 5 seconds something's wrong.[/QUOTE]Would've responded sooner but I was out of town wasting my time with relatives. The answer is imbedded after the second digit.

Edit: Well, I thought I had it. I was just looking for the sum answer but missed the product and difference answers. Bummer.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3164439]Dude stop trying to be a tough guy and impress the other CLOWNS on this site! Swim is another loser who continues to try and suck my dick! The little I do remember about you is that you were white knighting and cheering on that fucking twat TinkerBell in Deland! TinkerBell is a dumb cum rag and you defended her when her loser boyfriend who is pimping her out, left countless mongers waiting in her shitty front yard for hour's!

You're not a real monger, you're a coward which is why I have zero respect for you. So are you saying I didn't see tinkerbell? Because tinkerbell herself posted she had seen me several times but said I got too cheap on her!! LOL!! Man I was fucking her bareback and nutting all inside that pussy inside that shed out back. Ahhhh the memories.

Unfortunately she now hates my guts!! Oh well! LOL.[/QUOTE]I go about my business on my own terms. You are the one constantly crowing about himself like you have something to say. If I was interested in your dick I'd be using it as key fob.

Pay attention, you missed a couple of points. The chick you didn't see was Tiffany. You didn't like my positive reviews and PMed me to tell me to knock it off. You are nobody to tell anyone anything. I certainly won't be taking any cues from you. Then you bashed Tiffany, like you have Brittany and others, for no real reason. The Tiffany incident is the one I've got the PMs where you threatened to post fake reviews and tell everyone her pussy stinks and up close she looks like a man (Would an admin be interested in those? Basically the same M. O. You employed on Jenn. Lots of people warned Jenn about you. She wouldn't see you so, true to form, you did what you do. You lied and attacked her.

That leads us to Tinkerbell. I know you saw her. She and I talked about it. You liked Tinkerbell a lot. Well enough to write glowing reviews of her. You wanted to bring her home with you. How sweet. I saw your review and contacted her to tell her what a tool you are and the kind of ridiculously unsafe activities you are up to. I suggested she go see a doctor. She checked your posts herself and was pissed, really pissed. Apparently you told our little Disney fairy you don't see or bareback streetwalkers. Well, we all know that's not true, right? You post about it all the time. That's why she hates you. As soon as she wouldn't see you, you bashed Tinkerbell too.

So, who is the coward telling and posting lies and misrepresenting himself? Oh, that's you!

I just did something that I never do. I posted up pics of Jenn in the Positive Escort Review thread, with her permission, of course. If all of you will look at the bangin bod on this girl, it won't take a genius to realize that Chrissy is lying his fucking ass off about seeing her. Do you really think something that hot, that clean, with no tats at all, would have a nasty smelly snatch, or would even see a lowlife like Chrissy? If so, then you're a special kind of stupid.

You see fellow forum members, Sissy tries to blackmail hot girls like Jenn. He tells them that he will put up posts like he did to destroy their biz if they won't give him a freebie and do him BBFS. That's just the type of slime that he is. Only he didn't even get that far with Jenn, because NO ONE would give him her digits! So he posted up his lies to try to get even because Jenn is sharp, savvy, and knows better than to touch Sissy. He knew that he'd never even get her digits, much less see her, so he got all pissy and you all know the result.

HaHaHaHa! It blew up in your face, didn't it, dipshit? Now the entire forum knows what a total loser and liar that you are, and what tiny sliver of rep you had with the SW's is now gone. Gone like the Heroin that you shoot and sell. So, when you've booted it all, you have nothing but a lackluster buzz and a Jones left to show for your Marios. So pitiful and pathetic eh, Sissy Chrissy?

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;3164090]Am I talking to FagGuy, PimpVino or FartyMarty?[/QUOTE]The answer is that you don't know, do you? You don't know who I am, who ET is, or who PharmaGuy is and you've just proven it with this post. The sad truth of the matter is that you really don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, do you?

But I know who you are: you are an aged old hag of a provider that uses pics that are at least twenty years old. You have a double chin, hideous hair and you are butt fucking ugly. You publicly admitted to everyone on here that you really only saw Sissy Chrissy one time and that he stalked you and was a freak. You posted up a pic of him and his car. Remember that old Stang, Chrissy? Yeah, good times in that old clunker the few times that it ran, right?

You see, Miss Hags, er, I mean Miss Swaggs, we know who you are. We have all seen your mugshots on the FL Arrest report. We've seen your double chins and we know that you're a crackhead because you were busted for it just a few months ago. Also, many mongers have reported via PM to myself and others' that they smelled it on your breath and saw the pipe also.

We're on to you and have been for years. I will give you some advice though: you are an old ho trying to scratch out a living now. You use twenty year old pics. You advertise on this great forum. You probably don't want to go back to your whacked out batshit crazy former self in the Trap if you want any biz at all. No monger in his right mind would possibly see you if he reads any of your BS. Go crawl back into your hole and shut your piehole unless you want your phone to go silent-yet again.

Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;3165107]Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.[/QUOTE]Chrissy needs to update his LinkedIn profile with this noteworthy achievement.

Some loser named Bush something or other offered him some moral support.

So he's got that going for him.

Hey, "We've got Bush!"

Funny, the phones of Jen and Britt must be blowing up from members wanting to see them.

He's right, C5 is a genius, his reverse psychology is brilliant!

It's totally paying off. This whole time right under our noses he's been actually trying to help them. We were just too dumb to figure it out, either that or too busy burning up our calculators with Swags mathnasium challenge.

PG.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;3165107]Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;3165107]Congrats sissy chrissy!! Your achievement; posting a negative review in the positive thread and generating more advertising for this provider than she could get anywhere else. You proved me wrong, I thought you were worthless, but here you are an advertising genius, using a fake negative review to generate so much feedback. Wow, how did you think that plan up? Oh wait, this isn't the first time you have written fake reviews because providers wouldn't play your blackmail game. I can't wait to see who will be the next provider you launch to stardom. What's wrong, all your OBT shooters and homees turn their back on you? But now you can go impress them with your award, Dumb Ass of the Year!

Carry on sissy chrissy, oh and Happy Holidays!

JC.[/QUOTE]In this hobby theirs really no such thing as bad business. In advertising the goal is to keep chatter going regardless to how bad a product may actually be. The power of conversation is very powerful. Now what does this mean for smelly pussy Jenn? I'll break it down for you old man. This chick, due to my very open and honest review, of which I never asked for anything except a REFUND, Her name will forever be remembered because of C5. Now that's NOT a good thing. Guy's associate me with being a very bad and toxic dude, After all the newness wears off from you old idiot's on this board and the association with C5, good or bad, will NOT be a good and promising thing for this chick. You guy's simply will fuck her until you get tired of her but the NEW business from NEW mongers will be non existent. Guy's typically don't like drama girls, Jenn is high drama and has made FOOL'S out of all the guy's who shined up the armor and got on the horse's and went to white knight this smelly pussy chick.

New girls come along each and every day boy's. This chick will be an afterthought in a week or so. The only business will come from the same cheap ass old dude's who's been seeing her. New girls come and go boy's. Countless chicks started fast then hit rock bottom. I can name several.

C5.

[QUOTE=BushHog;3164040]However, we all know you provided valuable information to the forum C5. The Mongers on this site should look at themselves in the mirror, if they think they are any better then you. I don't believe you are hated here as much as you think. I do know this place abounds with judgemental fools. Mongers here use your resources then complain about how you operate. Don't listen to these crybabys. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]I know of two reviews the dude wrote on chicks he did not see. Now, it appears another. These are just the negative fake ones I know, I can only imagine there are numerous fake positive reviews, as well. That is why I just ignore him. His Intel is useless.

Face it, he has an agenda that is counter productive to most of us. It is his choice to be that.

Do some of us think we are "better" than him? Nope. Not the issue. He writes reviews of chicks he has not seen. That just makes him useless.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[QUOTE=Swim999;3164937]I go about my business on my own terms. You are the one constantly crowing about himself like you have something to say. If I was interested in your dick I'd be using it as key fob.

Pay attention, you missed a couple of points. The chick you didn't see was Tiffany. You didn't like my positive reviews and PMed me to tell me to knock it off. You are nobody to tell anyone anything. I certainly won't be taking any cues from you. Then you bashed Tiffany, like you have Brittany and others, for no real reason. The Tiffany incident is the one I've got the PMs where you threatened to post fake reviews and tell everyone her pussy stinks and up close she looks like a man (Would an admin be interested in those? Basically the same M. O. You employed on Jenn. Lots of people warned Jenn about you. She wouldn't see you so, true to form, you did what you do. You lied and attacked her.

That leads us to Tinkerbell. I know you saw her. She and I talked about it. You liked Tinkerbell a lot. Well enough to write glowing reviews of her. You wanted to bring her home with you. How sweet. I saw your review and contacted her to tell her what a tool you are and the kind of ridiculously unsafe activities you are up to. I suggested she go see a doctor. She checked your posts herself and was pissed, really pissed. Apparently you told our little Disney fairy you don't see or bareback streetwalkers. Well, we all know that's not true, right? You post about it all the time. That's why she hates you. As soon as she wouldn't see you, you bashed Tinkerbell too.

So, who is the coward telling and posting lies and misrepresenting himself? Oh, that's you![/QUOTE]I definitely remember TinkerBell, Man I fucked her bareback several times in her shed. Filled that pussy all the way up swim. Did she tell you that pussy? LOL!!

NEVER said I saw tiffany. Tiffany is a big time candy girl as other's have also mentioned!! I know the dude she buys her candy from son! Then. You white knight her like she's Anna Nicole Smith. LOL!! You should get outside more swim. Stop falling in love with hos.

These chicks only want CASH!!

C5.

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But which of you providers got some cyber Monday deals though?