Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gto69;4883569]So, my 2 cupcakes are no where to be found. Now, you probably wondering why I call them cupcakes. Every time they leave, they are cream filled. I think it's fair I get unlimited Asian cobbler and they get cream filled.

Horned up, I needed a place to go. Wanted the works without driving to far. Called around, made a decision. Worked out well.

They weren't busy, asked if I could stay longer, said sure, why not. Maybe Double dippings. Between sessions, hand and hand, walked down lovers lane to the table shower. Dis-robed her, Had a water fight, she said, that was fun, no ones ever done that with me.

Back to the room, started massage, didn't last long, got back to business. She couldn't stop singing, second time around, took me longer, but she enjoyed it. Felt good, cleaned me up and asked when I might return[/QUOTE]Where was this?

[QUOTE=JWilson9969;4883892]Has anyone been to Relaxing massage? Denise looks like she could offer more than just a massage. I'd love to get rubbed down and serviced by a hot cougar like her.

Phone is (860) XXX-4235.[/QUOTE]100% therapeutic.

Your mileage will not vary and you will not be happy if you try. Great massage, though, well worth a visit for legit reasons.

[QUOTE=Woody50;4884631]100% therapeutic.

Your mileage will not vary and you will not be happy if you try. Great massage, though, well worth a visit for legit reasons.[/QUOTE]Yup she is 100% therapeutic, I've been there many times, great massage though.

Visited this SPA yesterday for half hour massage. Decent massage from around 40 years old Asian lady. Massage was pretty average with H. E. Allowed to touch her from outside and that's it. If you are only looking for HJ then a decent place to visit. She follows your command for HJ. Tip $30. I don't remember her name but she runs the parlor so she should be the one who you get if you are the only person when you visit.

Any parlors or masseur who provides massage plus extras other than HJ near Hartford?

Table shower with extras, BJ, kissing, mutual touching inside the clothes, etc?

Please feel free to PM I will provide some contacts (non massage) in return.

Thank you!

Just moved to CT 3 months ago and finally got bored, wanted to check out some places (if they are open?) Tired going by reviews but a bit harder to figure out (sn seems to be a good place), I lived in MA and used to hit the places in RI since they were better but I guess they got shut down.

[QUOTE=Dedreck;4893058]Any parlors or masseur who provides massage plus extras other than HJ near Hartford?

Table shower with extras, BJ, kissing, mutual touching inside the clothes, etc?

Please feel free to PM I will provide some contacts (non massage) in return.

Thank you![/QUOTE]You could explore Wethersfield or Bradley Airport if you have a grandmother fetish. My recommendation would be going to New Haven, Danbury, or better yet NYC.

[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;4893531]You could explore Wethersfield or Bradley Airport if you have a grandmother fetish. My recommendation would be going to New Haven, Danbury, or better yet NYC.[/QUOTE]Bradley Airport? I think my friend has a grandma fetish you have a link? Lmao.

[QUOTE=Gto69;4883569]So, my 2 cupcakes are no where to be found. Now, you probably wondering why I call them cupcakes. Every time they leave, they are cream filled. I think it's fair I get unlimited Asian cobbler and they get cream filled.

Horned up, I needed a place to go. Wanted the works without driving to far. Called around, made a decision. Worked out well.

They weren't busy, asked if I could stay longer, said sure, why not. Maybe Double dippings. Between sessions, hand and hand, walked down lovers lane to the table shower. Dis-robed her, Had a water fight, she said, that was fun, no ones ever done that with me.

Back to the room, started massage, didn't last long, got back to business. She couldn't stop singing, second time around, took me longer, but she enjoyed it. Felt good, cleaned me up and asked when I might return.[/QUOTE]Nice review! Where can I find these sweets??

[QUOTE=SlimShady132;4893582]Bradley Airport? I think my friend has a grandma fetish you have a link? Lmao.[/QUOTE]Great Beauty Spa, 5 National Dr, Windsor Locks, CT 06096.

[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;4893711]Great Beauty Spa, 5 National Dr, Windsor Locks, CT 06096.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your $$.

Been there done that, not quite worth the bucks. IMO.

Phz.

I think I am done with Oasis in Wethersfield for a while. They have always given good service but I cannot stand that you can just walk right in. Today I walked right in. No one was around. I said, "Hello! But no response. I don't need some civilian walking around when I am getting a relaxing massage. I am sure someone would have eventually poked up their head but I was not waiting around. I headed over to Gold Rose in East Hartford and had a playful session with Tina. FYI, Tina is a BBW. She is great fun but if you want a spinner you need the other lady, Angela.

While I was waiting my turn I overhead the next door client leaving. It sounded like the therapist was not happy with the tip. He said something like I will give you more next time. Please treat these ladies nice. If you cannot tip well than don't go grabbing the goods.

[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;4897697]I think I am done with Oasis in Wethersfield for a while. They have always given good service but I cannot stand that you can just walk right in. Today I walked right in. No one was around. I said, "Hello! But no response. I don't need some civilian walking around when I am getting a relaxing massage. I am sure someone would have eventually poked up their head but I was not waiting around. I headed over to Gold Rose in East Hartford and had a playful session with Tina. FYI, Tina is a BBW. She is great fun but if you want a spinner you need the other lady, Angela.

While I was waiting my turn I overhead the next door client leaving. It sounded like the therapist was not happy with the tip. He said something like I will give you more next time. Please treat these ladies nice. If you cannot tip well than don't go grabbing the goods.[/QUOTE]Did Gold Rose get new girls? Last time I was there it was Nancy and Katie.

[QUOTE=CravenMorehed;4898800]Did Gold Rose get new girls? Last time I was there it was Nancy and Katie.[/QUOTE]Staff always come ago. It is basically just a rug and tug so as long as the hostess is not 100 years old or 300 pounds I am ok.

Still in search of a solid UTR with good massage skills and L1 finish.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=JustLooking30;4881105]Has anyone been there? In Manchester, close to the McD 's.[/QUOTE]Finally had a chance to inquire about this place. Looks to be legit from the website and pics of owner / operator.

[QUOTE=JWilson9969;4902286]Still in search of a solid UTR with good massage skills and L1 finish.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]What is an L1 finish?

[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;4902819]What is an L1 finish?[/QUOTE]Never saw it before and it is not in the abbreviations but from context I think it is another way of saying just a HJ finish, as in level 1?

After a rough weekend with my cupcakes. For those that I told, man, wasn't fun. So damm immature.

Headed out, haven't been here but she knows me. Walked in, she was happy to see me. Cute little Asian. Thought, I was in for another double drippings since this was her last day, but just didn't work out that way.

Her friends told me she was leaving but waited for her to tell me. She did.

Asked: Why are you leaving? She told me.

WELLLL, Blow Me Down.

My NEW sweet little Cupcake. I'll take care of you.

Anyways, doing the deal, thought she was positioning herself for 69, well, the little brat, she was going for RCG BB. Lucky she's small, picked her up, I felt I was Kevin Costner carrying Whitney Houston in the bodyguard. She got a kick out of it, so I started tossing her in the air. Enjoyed watching her Tits bounce.

So getting back to business, placed her back on the table, punishment? You guess it, I gave her a non-stop tongue lashing for trying that on me.

At the end, she said, you bad for me. Told her, just wait until you really get to know me.

I got a feeling that the other providers told her about me. She knew what I liked.

[QUOTE=Gto69;4905554]......[/QUOTE]What is this?

[quote=joemuckinfutch;4902822]never saw it before and it is not in the abbreviations but from context i think it is another way of saying just a hj finish, as in level 1?[/quote]l1 hj / l2 fs.

[QUOTE=Gto69;4905554]After a rough weekend with my cupcakes. For those that I told, man, wasn't fun. So damm immature.

Headed out, haven't been here but she knows me. Walked in, she was happy to see me. Cute little Asian. Thought, I was in for another double drippings since this was her last day, but just didn't work out that way.

Her friends told me she was leaving but waited for her to tell me. She did.

Asked: Why are you leaving? She told me.

WELLLL, Blow Me Down.

My NEW sweet little Cupcake. I'll take care of you.

Anyways, doing the deal, thought she was positioning herself for 69, well, the little brat, she was going for RCG BB. Lucky she's small, picked her up, I felt I was Kevin Costner carrying Whitney Houston in the bodyguard. She got a kick out of it, so I started tossing her in the air. Enjoyed watching her Tits bounce.

So getting back to business, placed her back on the table, punishment? You guess it, I gave her a non-stop tongue lashing for trying that on me.

At the end, she said, you bad for me. Told her, just wait until you really get to know me.

I got a feeling that the other providers told her about me. She knew what I liked.[/QUOTE]I think you meant to put this in Penthouse Forum.

No useful info in that post.

Hahaha, that's funny Looking30.

Nah, Ronone is still in Flushing, she's with the other providers who are waiting to return. August 1st might be her return date.

I was telling all you guys I got a new Cupcake, she's sweet. Some of you guys know her. But you won't be experiencing her any longer.

[QUOTE=JustLooking30;4905861]What is this?[/QUOTE]

Opinions vary Garthy.

Unfortunately you seem to be very narrow minded.

If you read one of my post from the holiday's, I said, "she wanted to clean my face but I wanted to keep the taste".

Someone on this site experienced that recently. He's very happy.

[QUOTE=Garthy;4906083]I think you meant to put this in Penthouse Forum.

No useful info in that post.[/QUOTE]

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I don't want to stir up anything, but I think Garthy's point is that your posts are sort of enigmatic. That's all well and good and I agree with him, but this is a free forum and you have every right to post whatever you want whether it makes sense to anyone else or not.

[QUOTE=Gto69;4906892]Opinions vary Garthy.

Unfortunately you seem to be very narrow minded.

If you read one of my post from the holiday's, I said, "she wanted to clean my face but I wanted to keep the taste".

Someone on this site experienced that recently. He's very happy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WhenWhen;4908041]I don't want to stir up anything, but I think Garthy's point is that your posts are sort of enigmatic. That's all well and good and I agree with him, but this is a free forum and you have every right to post whatever you want whether it makes sense to anyone else or not.[/QUOTE]Agree, just penthouse forum stuff from 1980's with no real useful info, no towns, or a clue of place. We all have great experiences at these places, he writes like a teenager. We all have cupcakes and sound like his are moldy at the high traffic areas we all know, not useful.

Thanks Garthy.

[QUOTE=WhenWhen;4908041]I don't want to stir up anything, but I think Garthy's point is that your posts are sort of enigmatic.[/QUOTE]Yup. And not at all actionable, unless you frequent lots and lots of different AMPs all the time to gain enough experience and figure out what he's talking about. But if you did that then you would just have the experience and it wouldn't matter what he wrote anyway because you'd already know from all that experience. So what's the point?

The message I take away from his posts is: If you have a ton of time and money on your hands, and if perhaps you're charming and attractive, you can go to lots and lots of AMPs (repeatedly, so you're a regular) until you find a girl who likes you enough to fuck you.

Translated into the civvie world, his advice is: "If you go out to the bars every weekend, eventually you'll meet someone to go on a date with." Well, duh.

So I came across her add on STG.

[URL]http://hartford.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/nuruswedishdeep-tissue-therape/899094593392[/URL]

Has anyone booked an appointment with her? The rates are kind of high.

"half an hour is 150 1 hour is 200 that does not include any type of full service there's a 50 donation added still original price".

I've taken screenshots of the add please see attached.

Any feedback on his provide would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=ThebbcMonger860;4908644]So I came across her add on STG.

[URL]http://hartford.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/nuruswedishdeep-tissue-therape/899094593392[/URL]

Has anyone booked an appointment with her? The rates are kind of high.

"half an hour is 150 1 hour is 200 that does not include any type of full service there's a 50 donation added still original price".

I've taken screenshots of the add please see attached.

Any feedback on his provide would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]That is Ms J who has been discussed / mentioned many times, hosting at Monger Central in Manchester.

I had a wonderful time with her alone but chose not to write a review for personal reasons. She offered a 3-way (or 4-way) with either of 2 attractive spinners for my next visit, but when I pressed for what these other ladies might like or not, I got crickets so I stopped trying. Based on direct feedback from another monger, you may want to avoid the nuru, but FS is definitely on the menu and so is Greek (but only if you're not too big for her to slip on a cover with her mouth). She does not offer cim.

I suggest you skip the massage even though there's a table in the large, clean room. Negotiate for FS and have a great time. She was very sweet to me, very responsive to DATY, can pop multiple times, and loves to treat herself with a vibrator. I wanted another visit if I could have received menu options for either spinner she offered, but when I got no reply, I lost interest. She's a non-smoker, a very nice person and wants to please us (me anyway). She is a bit on the thick side but not flabby fat and certainly not BBW. Good luck and please be nice.

--Newb.

[QUOTE=ThebbcMonger860;4908644]So I came across her add on STG.

[URL]http://hartford.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/nuruswedishdeep-tissue-therape/899094593392[/URL]

Has anyone booked an appointment with her? The rates are kind of high.

"half an hour is 150 1 hour is 200 that does not include any type of full service there's a 50 donation added still original price".

I've taken screenshots of the add please see attached.

Any feedback on his provide would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Sure Yolo, I wouldn't mind seeing detailed post from you. Use some descriptive adjective explaining your experience at one of your favorite AMP. Show us how it's done.

[QUOTE=YoloFun;4908067]Agree, just penthouse forum stuff from 1980's with no real useful info, no towns, or a clue of place. We all have great experiences at these places, he writes like a teenager. We all have cupcakes and sound like his are moldy at the high traffic areas we all know, not useful.

Thanks Garthy.[/QUOTE]

Yea Kwag, Looks like your out more than I am. Maybe if you had some intelligence someone would fuck you. If you can't find someone, invite Yolo over and jerk off to Asian porn. Wear a mask and use sanitizer.

[QUOTE=Kwagmire;4908238]Yup. And not at all actionable, unless you frequent lots and lots of different AMPs all the time to gain enough experience and figure out what he's talking about. But if you did that then you would just have the experience and it wouldn't matter what he wrote anyway because you'd already know from all that experience. So what's the point?

The message I take away from his posts is: If you have a ton of time and money on your hands, and if perhaps you're charming and attractive, you can go to lots and lots of AMPs (repeatedly, so you're a regular) until you find a girl who likes you enough to fuck you.

Translated into the civvie world, his advice is: "If you go out to the bars every weekend, eventually you'll meet someone to go on a date with." Well, duh.[/QUOTE]

Thats a real nice contribution to the community there kid, your useless, AND your an asshole.

[blue]You're, both times, you're not your.

He might be an asshole but you're a fucking idiot.

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Come on guys, really? You guys have escalated this publicly instead of poking fun of each other privately. Why? Let's stick with helping each other please. My 2 cents.

Agree, thanks much.

[QUOTE=Newbie58;4909649]Come on guys, really? You guys have escalated this publicly instead of poking fun of each other privately. Why? Let's stick with helping each other please. My 2 cents.[/QUOTE]

So, unhappy with the lack of cleanliness at the 'Burn' location lately (they haven't been changing the table sheets after each customer), I sauntered over to Silver early last week for a massage with Esther (sp?

The pros: First massage I've gotten in quite a while where I haven't felt like I was going 3 rounds with Mike Tyson. I'm a fairly muscular guy (sorry for the visual), so I think these girls believe they have to use a lot of pressure to be effective. She was spot-on there and gave an above average massage (not the level of teasing you can find at Burn however).

She has a tight bod which was what I was hoping for – and is open to putting that on display if you make it worthwhile. Expected ending was above par.

Cons: parts of the massage were a bit unorthodox (nothing bad), but not something I cared for (used multiple layers of hot coverings at one point – take it or leave it).

Overall a decent experience, I suspect there were additional opportunities there if someone was so inclined.

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I am a long time visitor to Silver Line Spa. Always had a good time there with my favorite Sarah, unfortunately she is not there anymore. Per recommendation, I decided to go there and picked Ester (she claims to be an owner of this place). I paid $70 for an hour as it was before. I was not impressed with her skills at all. After first pop I asked for feet massage and it was so so. Then I asked for a second pop and she asked me how much I am going to tip her. I always paid $40 tip for 2 pops and I told her that I'll give her $40 tip (no one ever asked me at this place for a tip upfront). She asked me for $80 tip for 2 pops and of course I declined because it's way overpriced. Now she expected $40 tip for 1 pop. Apparently some of you were giving them $80 tip for 2 times. I can tell you folks that it's way overpriced, we should not give them more than it's worth. Now they are asking to pay for HJ like for full service, it's unacceptable and whoever is paying such huge tips for HJ should stop. I gave her $20 tip for 1 time and she was not happy, she told me never come back and of course I will never be back to Silver Line Spa again. I am so frustrated with this visit.

[QUOTE=Ctgx97;4918486]I am a long time visitor to Silver Line Spa. Always had a good time there with my favorite Sarah, unfortunately she is not there anymore. Per recommendation, I decided to go there and picked Ester (she claims to be an owner of this place). I paid $70 for an hour as it was before. I was not impressed with her skills at all. After first pop I asked for feet massage and it was so so. Then I asked for a second pop and she asked me how much I am going to tip her. I always paid $40 tip for 2 pops and I told her that I'll give her $40 tip (no one ever asked me at this place for a tip upfront). She asked me for $80 tip for 2 pops and of course I declined because it's way overpriced. Now she expected $40 tip for 1 pop. Apparently some of you were giving them $80 tip for 2 times. I can tell you folks that it's way overpriced, we should not give them more than it's worth. Now they are asking to pay for HJ like for full service, it's unacceptable and whoever is paying such huge tips for HJ should stop. I gave her $20 tip for 1 time and she was not happy, she told me never come back and of course I will never be back to Silver Line Spa again. I am so frustrated with this visit.[/QUOTE]Greed will get you nowhere fast.