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By all means tip whatever you want. No one is telling you what to do with your money. However, I really do not see the point. I agree that the excellent therapists work hard and should be tipped well. But, when you reach the level of +50% it seems excessive. Maybe you are A) trying to help someone in need B) enjoy feeling like Bill Gates C) trying to get into her pants.
[QUOTE=Exec Talent]When SW and I agree on something, you might find it as the lead story on CNN.
By all means tip whatever you want. No one is telling you what to do with your money. However, I really do not see the point. I agree that the excellent therapists work hard and should be tipped well. But, when you reach the level of +50% it seems excessive. Maybe you are A) trying to help someone in need B) enjoy feeling like Bill Gates C) trying to get into her pants.[/QUOTE]
Well said. You're fooling yourself if you think paying extra will get you more than a tug the next time with any Orlando AMP. You've got the wrong town. For the record, I've been asked out for drinks several times by AMPs, not once was it because I left a big tip.
[QUOTE=Dr Kool]Hey Buddy,
Ignore the advice from the cheapos on this forum and TIP as you see fit. Don't let anyone dictate to you what to do with your money. If you got great service and deemed it reasonable to leave a generous tip then go for it. I do the same thing and have been rewarded for it by the therapist.
I am all for rewarding the therapist if the service merits it. So I will stand with you on this one! The hell with the cheapos. That is the main reason they end up servicing themselves most of the time. And then they leave a tip. How ridiculous is that.
Stay Safe!
DK[/QUOTE]Thanks for your support! I had no idea that posting the tip I gave would cause so much stress. I'd just like to say in response to some of the more unfavourable comments that I didn't give that tip with the intention of screwing things up for everyone else. Also, I never gave that tip because I was expecting a whole lot more next time and I am certainly NOT delusional.
If I tip 20% in a restaurant that's not because I may get a free meal next time. I do it because the service was better than average. Some people get an average service and leave nothing or 10%. Does that screw things up for anyone else?
In the past in an AMP I have left nothing even though I got a service. Does that screw it up for anyone else? Maybe that means the girl needs to improve her technique. I could say to all you guys who left. 4 for a "so so" massage, don't screw it up for all us guys as if you tip her for a cr*p service she does not need to try!
Fact was this service was exceptional and the mistake I made was to report the tip I left. I don't know why I did it other than it seemed the norm on here. It was also I guess meant to say how good I thought the service was to tell everyone else. It was my opinion and it was my money.
I'm not trying to set any new standard nor am I trying to tell people how to spend their money. AND, I'm certainly not trying to screw things up for anyone else.
Take it easy out there guys.
Old joke, serious topic. My philosophy on tipping is that I tip well for exceptional service. I tip 10% for the basics. I do not expect the therapist to do more on another visit because of a previously generous tip. I tip well to encourage a superior level of service.
For those who feel that a 50% tip is an outrage, stop taking your medicine with alcohol. It is just a bad idea (Lighten up: it was a joke). Tipping is up to the individual. We are not tipping waitresses when we go to MPs. There are not enough therapists out there to start a new trend: expect a 50% tip all the time.
Finally, tipping is an individual courtesy. Tip what YOU feel is correct (or not at all) based upon your experience. The best therapists take care of their customers, and want them to come back (and encourage their friends to return). Give them a tip to encourage the best service, and likewise, withhold a tip to discourage the bad ones out there.
Now let's get back to the business at hand (MP reports) and be safe.
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]
Finally, tipping is an individual courtesy. Tip what YOU feel is correct (or not at all) based upon your experience. The best therapists take care of their customers, and want them to come back (and encourage their friends to return). Give them a tip to encourage the best service, and likewise, withhold a tip to discourage the bad ones out there.
Now let's get back to the business at hand (MP reports) and be safe.[/QUOTE]
Here's my tip. I do not tip to encourage new or better behavior on the next visit, I tip because I had great service and I want the therapist to remember me and tell her friends. That is why servers in restuarants know who I am on the second time I visit. You give a server a 30-40% after great service, you will ALWAYS get extras that more than make up for it. I don't think big tips raise the expectations for everyone, but it always guarantees I get that "top drawer" service again the next time. Now if they provide average service they will get 20%. Poor service 0%. Now for the lady the pushes the right buttons, the sky is the limit!
WOF
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]There's a difference between being cheap and stupid. You're right, people can do as they see fit with their money. Feel free to be as dumb as you please, but don't expect everyone to stay silent about it. [/QUOTE]Here we go again. The TIP Rollercoaster Again!
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]There's a difference between being cheap and stupid. Feel free to be as dumb as you please. [/QUOTE]You hit it on the nose. "There's a difference between being cheap and stupid. " STUPID is the person who thinks they can tell me what to do with MY Money. And He is even more STUPID when he calls me names just because he does not agree how I MANAGE MY MONEY!
I can and will do as I please with my MONEY. I don't need no one to dictate how I spend my money. And just because I feel like being generous that does not mean I am DUMB.
That’s the problem with some of the Seniors on this forum. They think that because they have a "SENIOR TITLE" They Are The "GODS" of this forum. They also think that just because they have a Senior Status they can Control and Dictate the WHO, WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE on this forum. WHO we TIP and HOW much we TIP.
COME DOWN OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE BUDDY. Don’t criticize a person and call them names just because you don't agree with what they want to Tip. I won't stoop down to your level and call you DUMB! Or any other childish names this is not what this forum is for.
GENTLEMAN 100 said it right. I am 100% in agreement with him. That is good sound advice. .
My TIP reflects the level of service I received and my level of satisfaction. So there is nothing you can say that will change that. .
I am a generous Guy! And I TIP as I see FIT. If you don’t like it or it RUBS you and others the wrong way. Well that’s just too BAD. .
Be Generous Guys!
DK
[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]Here's my tip. I do not tip to encourage new or better behavior on the next visit, I tip because I had great service and I want the therapist to remember me and tell her friends. That is why servers in restuarants know who I am on the second time I visit. You give a server a 30-40% after great service, you will ALWAYS get extras that more than make up for it. I don't think big tips raise the expectations for everyone, but it always guarantees I get that "top drawer" service again the next time. Now if they provide average service they will get 20%. Poor service 0%. Now for the lady the pushes the right buttons, the sky is the limit!
WOF[/QUOTE]100% in Agreement! Too bad only a few Share this Vision.
DK
[QUOTE=Viamx]Thanks for your support! I had no idea that posting the tip I gave would cause so much stress. I'd just like to say in response to some of the more unfavourable comments that I didn't give that tip with the intention of screwing things up for everyone else. Also, I never gave that tip because I was expecting a whole lot more next time and I am certainly NOT delusional.
If I tip 20% in a restaurant that's not because I may get a free meal next time. I do it because the service was better than average. Some people get an average service and leave nothing or 10%. Does that screw things up for anyone else?
In the past in an AMP I have left nothing even though I got a service. Does that screw it up for anyone else? Maybe that means the girl needs to improve her technique. I could say to all you guys who left. 4 for a "so so" massage, don't screw it up for all us guys as if you tip her for a cr*p service she does not need to try!
Fact was this service was exceptional and the mistake I made was to report the tip I left. I don't know why I did it other than it seemed the norm on here. It was also I guess meant to say how good I thought the service was to tell everyone else. It was my opinion and it was my money.
I'm not trying to set any new standard nor am I trying to tell people how to spend their money. AND, I'm certainly not trying to screw things up for anyone else.
Take it easy out there guys.[/QUOTE]No Problem, That what we are hear for. Too Many GODS here on the forum trying to control what we do. Let us know when you Tip $100. That should really ruffle some feathers.
Stay Safe
DK
Ok.......... back to the real topic. So I forgot to mention this in my last post regarding my visit to ASSA. When I was getting my massage she left the door open, also she put a light then cloth over my body while she was massaging me. Both of these things is something new to me, is this common for ASSA or was it just the girl I got (Kim).
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]My heart tells me that a 20% tip is pretty fucking good. If I tip $20 on an $80 massage, then that's more than pretty fucking good. A $40 tip is 50%. Jesus, guys. Do some math here.
I get the feeling that some of you are so desperate for a woman's touch that you'll empty your wallet and giggle all the way. Do some of you think that over-tipping is a way to buy her love and affection? Get over it.
You can tip what you want. It's your money. I just suspect that a number of you a suffering from delusion.[/QUOTE]Allow me to be candid. "Dude You Sound like a Broken Record! ". Stop the Whining. No one is over-tipping, No one is trying 2 buy affection, No one is suffering from delusion.
We get the point. You are a $20 Man! And A Cheap SOB. Some of us are past that so Stop trying to convert everyone on this board.
Looks like you are the only one suffering. Seems like it hurts you every time someone mentions they Tipped more than $20 Norm.
Be generous out there!
DK
[QUOTE=Dr Kool]No Problem, That what we are hear for. Too Many GODS here on the forum trying to control what we do. Let us know when you Tip $100. That should really ruffle some feathers.
Stay Safe
DK[/QUOTE]Thanks again for your support. I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion and opinions are personal just like tips. One mans standard service is another man's heaven I suppose.
I am a generous guy and one time I gave a lot of money to a charity that Shania Twain supported. I got to meet Shania and chat to her and she gave me a nice cuddle and a kiss. Nothing sexual or anything like that. She's a singer not a prostitute. My point is that what goes around comes around and sometimes being generous gets you things you don't expect.
Some guys on here moan that they get nothing, well maybe that 's because they don't treat the lady right.
I have a therapist that comes to my home and gives me everything. She's become a friend now. I met her in a MP and her first tips were $10. Her service was good but not great. She then got better and I tipped more. She is now fantastic and she gets no tip but a good rate!
Ha ha re the $100 tip. Yeah, I might just report that! I don't see that coming anytime soon but who knows!
I apologize for the time between my posts. However, I recently awoke to discover that I had dreamed that I visited this place two times during the last month. There was something different with each dream as there was a different girl there each time.
The first girl in the dream had the same name as the season that comes after Spring and before Fall. In my dream she was awesome at her job.
Looks 7/10
TS 9/10
Body 7/10
.8 door .4 tip
left very happy, but not prior to juggling a couple of beautiful globes. I would repeat, if my juggling skills do not deteriorate.
The second dream occurred when I returned to visit my "seasonal" friend from the first dream, but I heard mamasan's voice tell me, "Sorry she on vacation." I then have this vivid memory of a cereal that I used to eat when I was a kid called "Coco" Puffs. Coco left a wonderful memory. During my dream, although I could not taste Coco, I do remember seeing how the cereal liked to be taken care of when it is all by itself. It was almost as if the bowl levitated above me so that I wouldn't miss a thing. Of course, no cereal is good without milk, but I digress.
Looks 9/10
TS 10/10
Body 9/10
.8 door .6 tip
Left very happy, with the sweet smell of Coco all over my hands. Would repeat.
[QUOTE=Dr Kool] H ere we go again. The TIP Rollercoaster Again!
You hit it on the nose. "There's a difference between being cheap and stupid. " STUPID is the person who thinks they can tell me what to do with MY Money. And He is even more STUPID when he calls me names just because he does not agree how I MANAGE MY MONEY!
I can and will do as I please with my MONEY. I don't need no one to dictate how I spend my money. And just because I feel like being generous that does not mean I am DUMB.
That’s the problem with some of the Seniors on this forum. They think that because they have a "SENIOR TITLE" They Are The "GODS" of this forum. They also think that just because they have a Senior Status they can Control and Dictate the WHO, WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE on this forum. WHO we TIP and HOW much we TIP.
COME DOWN OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE BUDDY. Don’t criticize a person and call them names just because you don't agree with what they want to Tip. I won't stoop down to your level and call you DUMB! Or any other childish names this is not what this forum is for.
GENTLEMAN 100 said it right. I am 100% in agreement with him. That is good sound advice. .
My TIP reflects the level of service I received and my level of satisfaction. So there is nothing you can say that will change that. .
I am a generous Guy! And I TIP as I see FIT. If you don’t like it or it RUBS you and others the wrong way. Well that’s just too BAD. .
Be Generous Guys!
DK[/QUOTE]
LOL, good lord dude. Step out side and cool down. Nobody really cares that much. Tip a million bucks if you want. Tip $50 bucks. Honestly nobody cares. I'm just saying I'd never tip that much. $30 - $40 seems plenty for the type of massage you get in Orlando. Anything more than that is either generous or stupid, but that totally depends on the person leaving the tip.
Now go get a massage. Sounds like you need it.
I decided to stop in and see Pearl. I took the 1 hour appointment. As usual, I took a quick under-carriage wash. When I got back to the room, Pearl took over.
She is outstanding in the therapeutic massage department. I was sore and she pulled and kneaded all of the stress and soreness out of me. Outstanding. I left very relaxed and happy.
Pearl:
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Looks: 9.8/10
Enthusiasm: 10/10
Devotion to Craft: 10/10
Attention to Detail: 10/10
Overall Experience: A++
House Fee: $90
Tip: $500*
*What. Was that too much? Of course I did not tip that much. Since there are many that are so worried about tips, I won't divulge that amount.
Be safe.
[QUOTE=Mikeinbrazil]Ok.......... back to the real topic. So I forgot to mention this in my last post regarding my visit to ASSA. When I was getting my massage she left the door open, also she put a light then cloth over my body while she was massaging me. Both of these things is something new to me, is this common for ASSA or was it just the girl I got (Kim).[/QUOTE]
I think it must have been your first time with Kim. She was probably just warming up to you and being careful. It gets better.
WOF
On Moonlightbiker's recommendation that I needed a massage... Decided to stop at TOA and see Pearl.
I have nothing new to say or add about this Therapist than what's already been said... Other than "She Is an a Class By Herself".
I left very relaxed and with a Smile on my face (also got treated Extra Special by her).
Overall Experience was A+++
She is a 10 in my books
House Fee: $90
Tip: $70
Bonus: $30 (She tickled my Balls I felt it was worth it)
Bonus was a Holiday Extra since I will be away on business travel for the holidays
Stay Safe
DK
[QUOTE=Isoflurane]I believe I was on Colonial. I'm new to area from south florida.
I drove by after work and saw a massage sign out of the corner of my eyes. I believe it was new dawn or new age or something like that.
Info?[/QUOTE]This place has always intrigued me. Almost everytime I have tried to go there, they are closed. I did get in once, but my experience was not very good. The girl massaging me was cute however. The massage was not very good and half hearted. To top it off, there was nothing extra on the menu. They were expensive and not very good. I did not leave a tip. I would def. Give it another shot, but not until I hear a recomendation from someone else.
Dr. Kool seems to have lost his cool. It's fine for him to insult me with names (directly) while be bitches about someone calling him names (indirectly).
As I've said many times before, it's your money. My suggestion is that you learn a little something about math and how to use it.
Does that mean that I think you're stupid. Well, of course. So what? Honestly, what do you care that some person on the Internet thinks that you're a fool with your money?
Seems like you need to work on more than your financial sense.
[QUOTE=Buckobruce69]I apologize for the time between my posts. However, I recently awoke to discover that I had dreamed that I visited this place two times during the last month. There was something different with each dream as there was a different girl there each time.
The first girl in the dream had the same name as the season that comes after Spring and before Fall. In my dream she was awesome at her job.
Looks 7/10
TS 9/10
Body 7/10
.8 door .4 tip
left very happy, but not prior to juggling a couple of beautiful globes. I would repeat, if my juggling skills do not deteriorate.
The second dream occurred when I returned to visit my "seasonal" friend from the first dream, but I heard mamasan's voice tell me, "Sorry she on vacation." I then have this vivid memory of a cereal that I used to eat when I was a kid called "Coco" Puffs. Coco left a wonderful memory. During my dream, although I could not taste Coco, I do remember seeing how the cereal liked to be taken care of when it is all by itself. It was almost as if the bowl levitated above me so that I wouldn't miss a thing. Of course, no cereal is good without milk, but I digress.
Looks 9/10
TS 10/10
Body 9/10
.8 door .6 tip
Left very happy, with the sweet smell of Coco all over my hands. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]Not wishing to labor the point but, WOW .6 tip !!!!! Some MAY say that's excessive except G100 that gives $500 lol lol.
Seriously, I 'm sure you had a great dream and thanks for reporting!
Take it easy out there guys.
Natural Therapies is under new ownership as World Therapies. Marisha is one of the cutest therapists seen. She's Asian, mid 20s, and gives one of the best massages I've ever had. Didn't ask about extra's. She just went into it. 80 & 80. Worth it.
Ahhhh...that use to be my goto place. It was out of business for so long, 2 years, that I moved onto to greener longwood pastures.
[QUOTE=Isoflurane]I believe I was on Colonial. I'm new to area from south florida.
I drove by after work and saw a massage sign out of the corner of my eyes. I believe it was new dawn or new age or something like that.
Info?[/QUOTE]
Throughout the past year, I have had many dreams about going to Toxyo Spa on 17-92 next to Wally's. In my dream I am guaranteed to wake up satisfied from here unless you get this Russian chick who is cute but offers no extras on her menu. She used to work at this other massage place near Dancers Royale and have had three sessions with her. She makes it very clear that there are no extras on the menu. Any of the Asian girls are sure to take care of you. Other then HR and some very close and personal touching, nothing else is on the menu. The girls are very nice and treat you right.
Highly recomended.
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Dr. Kool seems to have lost his cool. It's fine for him to insult me with names (directly) while be bitches about someone calling him names (indirectly).
As I've said many times before, it's your money. My suggestion is that you learn a little something about math and how to use it.
Does that mean that I think you're stupid. Well, of course. So what? Honestly, what do you care that some person on the Internet thinks that you're a fool with your money?
Seems like you need to work on more than your financial sense. [/QUOTE]One would need to know a person before he suggest he needs work on his financial sense.
With the world economy the way it is. Lucky I am one of the one's who can say I have nothing to worry about.
With out going into too many details. While many work because they have to. I work because I want to or mostly to kill four to five hours a day and also because the travel and perks are great. Wall Street and the Real Estate Markets which are in trouble today have been very good to me for many years.
For a person who worries when another person Tips his Therapist more than $20. To tell a person who does not owe anyone a dime, owns many real-estate properties all mortgage free and pays everything with Debit Cards not Credit Cards that he needs financial sense is "STUPID" indeed.
Guess I can say I have been a good Wise FOOL with my money over the years that it now gives me the pleasure to TIP it away with out worrying about learning the math you are trying to teach. The math I learned has work for me so thanks for the advice but I don't think I will be needing it.
I think its time to move off this subject and get back to the business of reporting. This will be my last comment on this subject.
Stay Warm Out There.
DK
[QUOTE=Tex Cobb]Natural Therapies is under new ownership as World Therapies. Marisha is one of the cutest therapists seen. She's Asian, mid 20s, and gives one of the best massages I've ever had. Didn't ask about extra's. She just went into it. 80 & 80. Worth it.[/QUOTE]Good One Tex!
Glad to see you join in on the Tip Fun.
[QUOTE=Dr Kool]On Moonlightbiker's recommendation that I needed a massage... Decided to stop at TOA and see Pearl.
I have nothing new to say or add about this Therapist than what's already been said... Other than "She Is an a Class By Herself".
I left very relaxed and with a Smile on my face (also got treated Extra Special by her).
Overall Experience was A+++
She is a 10 in my books
House Fee: $90
Tip: $70
Bonus: $30 (She tickled my Balls I felt it was worth it)
Bonus was a Holiday Extra since I will be away on business travel for the holidays
Stay Safe
DK[/QUOTE]Great to hear you had a good experience with Pearl. Also great to hear that you rewarded her well too (in fact, much more than I did but as we have said, each to their own and I am sure she made you very happy)
Take it easy out there guys and enjoy the holidays.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]Throughout the past year, I have had many dreams about going to Toxyo Spa on 17-92 next to Wally's. In my dream I am guaranteed to wake up satisfied from here unless you get this Russian chick who is cute but offers no extras on her menu. She used to work at this other massage place near Dancers Royale and have had three sessions with her. She makes it very clear that there are no extras on the menu. Any of the Asian girls are sure to take care of you. Other then HR and some very close and personal touching, nothing else is on the menu. The girls are very nice and treat you right.
Highly recomended.[/QUOTE]Totally agree, avoid the Russian.
[QUOTE=Dr Kool]On Moonlightbiker's recommendation that I needed a massage... Decided to stop at TOA and see Pearl.[/QUOTE]
LOL, you sound so much more relaxed now! You're welcome.
The asian women are all older (late Forties to Fifty max), not that attractive, and not sexually appealing. Russian girl Lisa is attractive but a complete ***** and no extras (did at one time when she was at My Soothing Touch). Another Polish girl named Anna offers a great massage no extras also and looks like a brute dyke. The asian lady that owns (Shewa? ) the place offered me a nude HJ (she should not offer the nude part because her body is not made to striptease). Eve or Eva (old and average so so body)offers uncovered BJ for a VERY high amount of dollars like something I would pay a high-class callgirl. My visits were all experimental. This place is not worth repeating for me.
Went to Ginza, by the convention center yesterday. Had a girl from the far south, as opposed to the far east. Decent TS and okay massage, wasn't happy at the end. Very nice place however.
Made an appt with Pearl today at TOA and, as usual, not disappointed.
Everything A1+++.
Massage A1+++
Attn to detail A1+++
Personality A1+++
House Fee .9
Tip Not Disclosed (lol)
Take it easy out there guys.
I have dozed off in there on 4 occassions now and each time I dreamed happy thoughts.
[QUOTE=Viamx]Made an appt with Pearl today at TOA and, as usual, not disappointed.
Everything A1+++.
Massage A1+++
Attn to detail A1+++
Personality A1+++
House Fee .9
Tip Not Disclosed (lol)
Take it easy out there guys.[/QUOTE]
OK, first it was tips and now it's stars. Clearly, six stars is too much to give any provider. The rest of us suffer, because now those providers will start expecting the rest of us to come up with six stars when three stars is the going rate.
On my next ToA visit, I will see Pearl again.
Here is my review of Pearl:
Looks: 11.7/10
Attitude: 14.5/10
Professionalism: 15.3/10
Ease of Use: 17.4/10
Technique: 21.3/10
Creativity: 29.9/10
Independent Ratings:
CarFax Rating: Overall Condition = Excellent (no known flood/fire/collision damage)
Conzumr Reportz: Excellent
Institute for Highway Safety: Good
CDC: Clean
County Health Inspector: A+
Maxwell House: Good to the Last Drop
Campbell Soup: Mmmm Good!
Overall Experience with Pearl: A++ times 100
Overall Experience at ToA: 9.7/10
Fees:
House: $90
Tip to Pearl:
1. $1,500
2. 2009 Jaguar XJ
3. 2009 Hummer (maybe she will reciprocate with one some day)
4. 50 $100 gas cards
5. $5,000 gift card from DSW Shoes
6. 3 Mark Jacobs bags (purses)
7. $10,000 gift card to Millenia Mall
8. $50,000 credit on Korean Airlines (to visit family/friends)
9. $50,000 in American Express travelers cheques (don't leave home without it)
10. A date with me sometime (on her time) - the most valuable item on the list
I sure do know how to spend my money. I look forward to even better service from Pearl, just for providing Tips #1-10.
Be safe and note the intended sarcasm in this posting.
I think you did a great job-- I think I would have just gave Pearl a real nice wet pearl necklace to remember me by.... LoL!!
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]On my next ToA visit, I will see Pearl again.
Here is my review of Pearl:
Looks: 11.7/10
Attitude: 14.5/10
Professionalism: 15.3/10
Ease of Use: 17.4/10
Technique: 21.3/10
Creativity: 29.9/10
Independent Ratings:
CarFax Rating: Overall Condition = Excellent (no known flood/fire/collision damage)
Conzumr Reportz: Excellent
Institute for Highway Safety: Good
CDC: Clean
County Health Inspector: A+
Maxwell House: Good to the Last Drop
Campbell Soup: Mmmm Good!
Overall Experience with Pearl: A++ times 100
Overall Experience at ToA: 9.7/10
Fees:
House: $90
Tip to Pearl:
1. $1,500
2. 2009 Jaguar XJ
3. 2009 Hummer (maybe she will reciprocate with one some day)
4. 50 $100 gas cards
5. $5,000 gift card from DSW Shoes
6. 3 Mark Jacobs bags (purses)
7. $10,000 gift card to Millenia Mall
8. $50,000 credit on Korean Airlines (to visit family/friends)
9. $50,000 in American Express travelers cheques (don't leave home without it)
10. A date with me sometime (on her time) - the most valuable item on the list
I sure do know how to spend my money. I look forward to even better service from Pearl, just for providing Tips #1-10.
Be safe and note the intended sarcasm in this posting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]On my next ToA visit, I will see Pearl again.
Here is my review of Pearl:
Looks: 11.7/10
Attitude: 14.5/10
Professionalism: 15.3/10
Ease of Use: 17.4/10
Technique: 21.3/10
Creativity: 29.9/10
Independent Ratings:
CarFax Rating: Overall Condition = Excellent (no known flood/fire/collision damage)
Conzumr Reportz: Excellent
Institute for Highway Safety: Good
CDC: Clean
County Health Inspector: A+
Maxwell House: Good to the Last Drop
Campbell Soup: Mmmm Good!
Overall Experience with Pearl: A++ times 100
Overall Experience at ToA: 9.7/10
Fees:
House: $90
Tip to Pearl:
1. $1,500
2. 2009 Jaguar XJ
3. 2009 Hummer (maybe she will reciprocate with one some day)
4. 50 $100 gas cards
5. $5,000 gift card from DSW Shoes
6. 3 Mark Jacobs bags (purses)
7. $10,000 gift card to Millenia Mall
8. $50,000 credit on Korean Airlines (to visit family/friends)
9. $50,000 in American Express travelers cheques (don't leave home without it)
10. A date with me sometime (on her time) - the most valuable item on the list
I sure do know how to spend my money. I look forward to even better service from Pearl, just for providing Tips #1-10.
Be safe and note the intended sarcasm in this posting.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comedy Gold!! Number 8 is so perfect. Well done Gentleman 100.
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]On my next ToA visit, I will see Pearl again.
Here is my review of Pearl:
Looks: 11.7/10
Attitude: 14.5/10
Professionalism: 15.3/10
Ease of Use: 17.4/10
Technique: 21.3/10
Creativity: 29.9/10
Independent Ratings:
CarFax Rating: Overall Condition = Excellent (no known flood/fire/collision damage)
Conzumr Reportz: Excellent
Institute for Highway Safety: Good
CDC: Clean
County Health Inspector: A+
Maxwell House: Good to the Last Drop
Campbell Soup: Mmmm Good!
Overall Experience with Pearl: A++ times 100
Overall Experience at ToA: 9.7/10
Fees:
House: $90
Tip to Pearl:
8. $50,000 credit on Korean Airlines (to visit family/friends)
I sure do know how to spend my money. I look forward to even better service from Pearl, just for providing Tips #1-10.
Be safe and note the intended sarcasm in this posting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]On my next ToA visit, I will see Pearl again.
Here is my review of Pearl:
Looks: 11.7/10
Attitude: 14.5/10
Professionalism: 15.3/10
Ease of Use: 17.4/10
Technique: 21.3/10
Creativity: 29.9/10
Independent Ratings:
CarFax Rating: Overall Condition = Excellent (no known flood/fire/collision damage)
Conzumr Reportz: Excellent
Institute for Highway Safety: Good
CDC: Clean
County Health Inspector: A+
Maxwell House: Good to the Last Drop
Campbell Soup: Mmmm Good!
Overall Experience with Pearl: A++ times 100
Overall Experience at ToA: 9.7/10
Fees:
House: $90
Tip to Pearl:
1. $1,500
2. 2009 Jaguar XJ
3. 2009 Hummer (maybe she will reciprocate with one some day)
4. 50 $100 gas cards
5. $5,000 gift card from DSW Shoes
6. 3 Mark Jacobs bags (purses)
7. $10,000 gift card to Millenia Mall
8. $50,000 credit on Korean Airlines (to visit family/friends)
9. $50,000 in American Express travelers cheques (don't leave home without it)
10. A date with me sometime (on her time) - the most valuable item on the list
I sure do know how to spend my money. I look forward to even better service from Pearl, just for providing Tips #1-10.
Be safe and note the intended sarcasm in this posting.[/QUOTE]Did you ever take a creative writing class in school? That was pure gold! LOLOL
It seems like talking girls and money are two of the best things to talk about on the USA guide.
This is the "Massage Parlor" forum and it just seems to me that this is the one place that "Talking Tips" really can help out our fellow members.
I just think what one member leaves behind at an AMP(Tip) is definitely somthing that will affect how the next fellow member walking in the AMP gets treated. Tipping too much or too little does impact the next guy.
So if this website is for giving useful tips to each other, here is my tip: "Talk about Tipping on the Massage Parlor forum" and don't get mad if somone says "Thats too little or Thats too much" Saying this is good advice.
We all know how to tip at a restaurant, AMP tipping is a different game and it fluctuates. Talk tips.
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]OK, first it was tips and now it's stars. Clearly, six stars is too much to give any provider. The rest of us suffer, because now those providers will start expecting the rest of us to come up with six stars when three stars is the going rate.[/QUOTE]Oh my GOD! Are you just out to criticise everything buddy? How on earth do the rest of you suffer just because I say I got a six star service. Grow up man - and get a life that is a little more in tune with the rest of the world.
[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]On my next ToA visit, I will see Pearl again.
Here is my review of Pearl:
Looks: 11.7/10
Attitude: 14.5/10
Professionalism: 15.3/10
Ease of Use: 17.4/10
Technique: 21.3/10
Creativity: 29.9/10
Independent Ratings:
CarFax Rating: Overall Condition = Excellent (no known flood/fire/collision damage)
Conzumr Reportz: Excellent
Institute for Highway Safety: Good
CDC: Clean
County Health Inspector: A+
Maxwell House: Good to the Last Drop
Campbell Soup: Mmmm Good!
Overall Experience with Pearl: A++ times 100
Overall Experience at ToA: 9.7/10
Fees:
House: $90
Tip to Pearl:
1. $1,500
2. 2009 Jaguar XJ
3. 2009 Hummer (maybe she will reciprocate with one some day)
4. 50 $100 gas cards
5. $5,000 gift card from DSW Shoes
6. 3 Mark Jacobs bags (purses)
7. $10,000 gift card to Millenia Mall
8. $50,000 credit on Korean Airlines (to visit family/friends)
9. $50,000 in American Express travelers cheques (don't leave home without it)
10. A date with me sometime (on her time) - the most valuable item on the list
I sure do know how to spend my money. I look forward to even better service from Pearl, just for providing Tips #1-10.
Be safe and note the intended sarcasm in this posting.[/QUOTE]LOL and LOL with six stars. Oh, sorry if I have over complimented and now everyone else will suffer.... lol and rofl