[QUOTE=Akdragon; 1396122]I had a dream laast week.
I went to this place next to lowes in Wasilla even though I read a bad review. Well horrible horrible, don't go there. $65 for a terrible massage, not the slightest bit of english. I kept saying "hard massage" she said OH good good "No Harder" she says yes you like. Arrrg. It's like someone putting sunscreen on your back.
Next she just grabs away and Pulls like hell "ahhh what the hell"and starts to go down. I said no way. Ok you done. I started to get dressed and she says you owe me tip. I said no way and she points to a sign on the wall that says "tips manditory". I said I already over paid for a bad massage and she got irate and went into the next room where she was yelling with some guy that sounded Russian but I was out the door and in the truck with my glock on the dash. Haha. Nuts.
Caveat emptor friends or bring more than one type of protection.[/QUOTE]I has a similar experience, that place sucks. She was pulling on it like she was pulling weeds out of her garden. Horrible, horrible, horrible. Someone on this forum contradicted me saying all was good, I'm convinced they're a plant, Avoid like the plague.
