Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;3006799]Had a visit Sunday afternoon with Lisa. Pronouned like "Weeza" ! Older gal, close to 50 ish. Started out asking for TS. Moved back to the room and had initially a lousy rub. Once she applied oil, technique improved. The last 15 min of the hour Lisa started going to lighter touch, more playing in the touche and jewels area. On the flip, more oil, more tease till finally she grabbed me and went into high gear. Finished, cleaned me then water and bye bye. What I expect from an AMP.[/QUOTE]I went there on a whim on Friday. I was a walk-in and the lot was empty. 40 year old plus woman did an average massage. No teasing or much to indicate where it could go. Flipped me over and put her large tits right in my face for chest massage. She then gave the hand signal. It was so abrupt and out of the blue that I just looked at her. I didn't answer. Something felt off. After a minute I brought it up for discussion and she stopped massage and said $40. She seemed really annoyed. I said ok but she pointed to my pants and motioned for me to pay her up front. I did and she hid her disgust the best she could and tried to get it over with. Strange. She let me touch her chest oiside of shirt but kept maneuvering so I couldn't do much. At least pretend that you don't hate it lady. LOL. Self serve would have been better. The other thing, anytime I tried to talk she pointed to the wall and shushed me. Odd.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;3007049]I went there on a whim on Friday. I was a walk-in and the lot was empty. 40 year old plus woman did an average massage. No teasing or much to indicate where it could go. Flipped me over and put her large tits right in my face for chest massage. She then gave the hand signal. It was so abrupt and out of the blue that I just looked at her. I didn't answer. Something felt off. After a minute I brought it up for discussion and she stopped massage and said $40. She seemed really annoyed. I said ok but she pointed to my pants and motioned for me to pay her up front. I did and she hid her disgust the best she could and tried to get it over with. Strange. She let me touch her chest oiside of shirt but kept maneuvering so I couldn't do much. At least pretend that you don't hate it lady. LOL. Self serve would have been better. The other thing, anytime I tried to talk she pointed to the wall and shushed me. Odd.[/QUOTE]I, for some odd reason, after self swearing off AMP's, went there last Tuesday eve. Got paired up with who I believe goes by Lisa. 40 ish, very thin, and speaks very little English. I have had her many times in the past, and I must say, she gives a great massage and the best HE I have found at an AMP. It is hard to stay away, when such a good time is right there. Its not Tara by any means, but for Asian, it is the best I have had in the area. I did fail to see any remodeling done, and when we used her phone translator to convert remodeling to Chinese, she just laughed. If you put up the tent, the Asians will take it down for you! Now go get that massage! LOL.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;3007120]I, for some odd reason, after self swearing off AMP's, went there last Tuesday eve. Got paired up with who I believe goes by Lisa. 40 ish, very thin, and speaks very little English. I have had her many times in the past, and I must say, she gives a great massage and the best HE I have found at an AMP. It is hard to stay away, when such a good time is right there. Its not Tara by any means, but for Asian, it is the best I have had in the area. I did fail to see any remodeling done, and when we used her phone translator to convert remodeling to Chinese, she just laughed. If you put up the tent, the Asians will take it down for you! Now go get that massage! LOL.[/QUOTE]Does Lisa have a larger chest? C cup or so? Mine did. Have you ever got her to take top off?

[QUOTE=IronMan74;3007836]Does Lisa have a larger chest? C cup or so? Mine did. Have you ever got her to take top off?[/QUOTE]The gal who told me her name was Lisa, does NOT have big guns at all. She is super slim and probably rocks an A or B at best. Her massage is not the "best" I have ever had, but it is darn close. I sure wish she spoke a bit more English, as communicating with her is pretty rough. But I really don't have to say a word after I lay down either, other than "medium to hard massage please. " Look for the thinnest AMT there, and that is her. Lu Lu, I believe has bigger cans, but with the exception of Lexi, I have not gotten any nudity from AMP"S. But then, I don't ask either. I grab that ass, and tickle the sweet Asian promised land, and let her do her thing. For what is worth, and since there seems to be some confusion of names there, she may have just gave me some American name, and now goes by something else. Try the slim, you will like it!

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;3008585]The gal who told me her name was Lisa, does NOT have big guns at all. She is super slim and probably rocks an A or B at best. Her massage is not the "best" I have ever had, but it is darn close. I sure wish she spoke a bit more English, as communicating with her is pretty rough. But I really don't have to say a word after I lay down either, other than "medium to hard massage please. " Look for the thinnest AMT there, and that is her. Lu Lu, I believe has bigger cans, but with the exception of Lexi, I have not gotten any nudity from AMP"S. But then, I don't ask either. I grab that ass, and tickle the sweet Asian promised land, and let her do her thing. For what is worth, and since there seems to be some confusion of names there, she may have just gave me some American name, and now goes by something else. Try the slim, you will like it![/QUOTE]I swear they're all named Lisa or Weeza. Are we discussing McFarland or West Madison?

The Lisa in McFarland is an A or B cup. Tight ass med length hair. The Lisa at Oriental Massage, West side also B cup or smaller. West side has bigger bags under the eyes and maybe 10 years older than McFarland. I have only met McFarland s Lexi once and that was once too many. Lexi did offer a lot more on the table, but I didn't want it from her. She had a lighter complexion, larger chest and I think that she was Asian American.

As for the rub down and finish, McFarland Lisa hands down.

Has anyone been to the massage parlor at 801 gammon? Better or worse then the one on grandcanyon dr? I walked in and the were busy, but the lady behind the desk was old and not great looking. I ended up going to grand canyon dr.

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;3008706]I swear they're all named Lisa or Weeza. Are we discussing McFarland or West Madison?

The Lisa in McFarland is an A or B cup. Tight ass med length hair. The Lisa at Oriental Massage, West side also B cup or smaller. West side has bigger bags under the eyes and maybe 10 years older than McFarland. I have only met McFarland s Lexi once and that was once too many. Lexi did offer a lot more on the table, but I didn't want it from her. She had a lighter complexion, larger chest and I think that she was Asian American.

As for the rub down and finish, McFarland Lisa hands down.[/QUOTE]We are talking McF BnB.

Hoping to connect. This sounds just about perfect. Thanks.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2985177]Just to share another point of view on her.

First off, anyone can find her contact information. If you cannot, you are not trying hard enough. When you do find it, send a nice email to her with background information on yourself and she may or may not reply.

The actual sessions are HJ only. There is some sensuality and she is a talker, so some might really like her or not. I like that she teases throughout the session. It is a quality mix of massage and teasing the whole time. This does wonders for me.

She is older, but looks great. She tends to wear a lot of make up. She has a handful of tattoos too. Her body is fit but not centerfold material. No fat on her, and very toned, but semi deflated breasts.

I find her to be very up front, easy to communicate with and reliable. She has never flaked or cancelled on me.

I think she can give off a vibe that there is more on the table or more available and that might anger some, but with me, it was always clear what was available. I too find the incredible amount of praise and hatred she gets here strange. Never seen anyone that divides the group like she does.

I will add a side note that I think she does a reasonable job giving a good massage and seems to really care that you have a good experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Robt4513;3011841]Hoping to connect. This sounds just about perfect. Thanks.[/QUOTE]She is a very nice and sweet person. She is honest, will not try to rip you off. Being the freak that I am, I usually whack off in my car after I leave her, LOL. Damn, I have to schedule another session with her.

Thanks Howard. Trying to work out a schedule. Will treat her with the utmost respect!

[QUOTE=Howard5354;3012050]She is a very nice and sweet person. She is honest, will not try to rip you off. Being the freak that I am, I usually whack off in my car after I leave her, LOL. Damn, I have to schedule another session with her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RobT4513;3013261]Thanks Howard. Trying to work out a schedule. Will treat her with the utmost respect![/QUOTE]Just saw her today, wonderful.

Gave Beijing a shot yesterday. The massage started out with some teasing. Yes, it started out that way! The massage was below average but the finish was fine.

[QUOTE=PRichards055;3015114]Gave Beijing a shot yesterday. The massage started out with some teasing. Yes, it started out that way! The massage was below average but the finish was fine.[/QUOTE]Thinking about going there today. Yes or no?

I want to preface this by saying, my goal when I get a massage is to get a good massage with a sensual ending. I am even fine with self service if the woman is inspiring and if the massage was good. That being said, I have been to just about all of them in Madison. Probably 15 visits in the last year. I do MMA so I am beat up a lot and massage is always nice. The only place I have not tried is the one on Sherman (too many people hanging out in the lot) and the big parking lot east wash which is now working out of a hotel. The $90 price tag was part of it, but there are too many cameras in the place (I went there and walked out) and too many reports of a 15 minute weak massage followed by a spread of the legs and a full service ending. Not into that. I want a massage therapist who is legit for 45-50 minutes with the option of 10-15 minutes of fun.

My conclusion is that there are no conclusions. The service varies depending on provider and they change constantly. You can get a crazy hot woman with good skills who will do just about anything short of escort activity one time, and the next time get a woman who is afraid to touch a naked man. I hate to say this for fear of sounding racist, but they all use fake names and they all use the same fake names. Lisa, Wendy, Lexi, Annie, etc. When you have a good experience with Lisa, you call back and ask for Lisa and Lisa is someone else. Not to mention when you say Kathy one time but Cathy is here today.

I did try the blonde bombshell in Portage. Nice enough woman but the service was overpriced and sub par.

So to summarize. If you go to any AMP in Madison area, it is a crap shoot. The one place that is consistently therapeutic only from my experience is the King in sun prairie. I have heard of a happy ending being available there for a short time but that therapist was sent back to NY or China depending on who you ask. I have though of trying Tara, but I am kind of like the guy who likes the bands when they are not popular but once they hit it big and have a lot of fans I lose interest. She is the favorite of this board that is for sure.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;3018185]I want to preface this by saying, my goal when I get a massage is to get a good massage with a sensual ending. I am even fine with self service if the woman is inspiring and if the massage was good. That being said, I have been to just about all of them in Madison. Probably 15 visits in the last year. I do MMA so I am beat up a lot and massage is always nice. The only place I have not tried is the one on Sherman (too many people hanging out in the lot) and the big parking lot east wash which is now working out of a hotel. The $90 price tag was part of it, but there are too many cameras in the place (I went there and walked out) and too many reports of a 15 minute weak massage followed by a spread of the legs and a full service ending. Not into that. I want a massage therapist who is legit for 45-50 minutes with the option of 10-15 minutes of fun.

My conclusion is that there are no conclusions. The service varies depending on provider and they change constantly. You can get a crazy hot woman with good skills who will do just about anything short of escort activity one time, and the next time get a woman who is afraid to touch a naked man. I hate to say this for fear of sounding racist, but they all use fake names and they all use the same fake names. Lisa, Wendy, Lexi, Annie, etc. When you have a good experience with Lisa, you call back and ask for Lisa and Lisa is someone else. Not to mention when you say Kathy one time but Cathy is here today.

I did try the blonde bombshell in Portage. Nice enough woman but the service was overpriced and sub par.

So to summarize. If you go to any AMP in Madison area, it is a crap shoot. The one place that is consistently therapeutic only from my experience is the King in sun prairie. I have heard of a happy ending being available there for a short time but that therapist was sent back to NY or China depending on who you ask. I have though of trying Tara, but I am kind of like the guy who likes the bands when they are not popular but once they hit it big and have a lot of fans I lose interest. She is the favorite of this board that is for sure.[/QUOTE]Have you considered Yuna? She posts with the same number as a Megan. I'm curious what they offer.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-beautiful-yuna/16430592[/URL]

Has the feel of a sprung up AMP.