Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JohnBoy69;3378442]1) What is perineum?

2) where did you rub one out before getting dressed? Where did you dump the goo?

3) what is vig?

4) what is tldr?

Thank you! Merci beaucoup.[/QUOTE]OK, I'll bite. The answers to today's quiz:

1) perineum: "the area in front of the anus extending to the fourchette of the vulva in the female and to the scrotum in the male" aka, the taint.

2) probably all over the floor, massage table, and his shoe.

3) short for "vigorish," Italian: what you pay the bookie or interest to a moneylender. If it sounds illegal, it probably is.

4) TLDR; (usually written with a semicolin, not a period) a geek term meaning "Too Long Don't Read. " In other words, "here's the summary of the previous blather. ".

[QUOTE=YelloTail;3378412]Even with good tips, there are no guarantees that the experience will be the same for you as it was for someone else. Even how one guy describes looks one guys describes a 10 you go and in your opinion she is a 3. Some guys want a good massage, some don't care about the massage they just want the HE. Some like them with meat on the bones (built for comfort) others want spinners (built for speed). Plus the talent turns over frequently. So you never know for sure if this is the one. You are searching for unicorns. And not just unicorns. The unicorn. The ads are deceptive. Bait on the hook. Don't depend on them other than a phone number and address. Read the board and if a place seems interesting to you then try it out. If the provider does not look good to you don't be afraid to walk away. If you find one you like get her name and her phone number (not the business card) her cell number because she may be working some place else when you get the itch and need to see her again. Most guys recommend the Hh saves you 20. If you like what's she doing you can always ask for more time as long as they are not busy. Most important advice. This is an expensive additive hobby. You will waste lots of time and lots of money. You may start off with occasional or monthly visits then you may need weekly or even more. If you can't afford to spend the money don't get into this hobby.[/QUOTE]Well said YT, and as has been often said, the hobby is potentially dangerous if your SO finds out, or you bring something unexpected home with you. Don't ever get involved with a provider, you are only dollars no matter how sweet she seems. And lastly, the only cure is bankruptcy.

[QUOTE=DownWind;3378643]Well said YT, and as has been often said, the hobby is potentially dangerous if your SO finds out, or you bring something unexpected home with you. Don't ever get involved with a provider, you are only dollars no matter how sweet she seems. And lastly, the only cure is bankruptcy.[/QUOTE]This is great advice from yellowtail and downwind. I wish I could have followed it years ago. I have recently been shaken up by the loss of a long time UTR that I had been involved with for several years. We had a lot of good times together but suddenly she just up and disappears, I heard went back to China, her son is in NY. No explanation no nothing. Big mistake I got involved and thought that she liked me like I liked her. The crazy part is I am married. So you do act crazy and you are addicted. All we can do is be aware of what could and probably will happen. Like downwind says all we are is another client they are very good at acting and marketing. I am addicted and love the thrill, I hope to not get in to deep again but I probably will. Be careful out there MJ.

[QUOTE=TravisBooth;3376524]My two cents: YMMV, but my own experience with most places is that taking an hour won't usually move the needle towards greater service. I have pretty good luck, even at places where I'm not sure about the level of service, by following a formula. The following isn't an ironclad "how-to" so much as it's just a combination of things that seem to improve my odds, even at places where happiness may not be a sure thing.

30 minutes the first visit anywhere.

Get completely naked (should go without saying, but if you RTFF you'll find many instances of noobs asking: "I left my rubber Hazmat suit on and she never even went near my junk. What am I doing wrong? Don't be that guy..[/QUOTE]The Asian Aamp / hotel Mp set ups try to get you out ASAP. Take the shortest time.

Negotiate for 15 min rate or simply act dumb and "brought less money" . They will not turn away money.

Never pay for more than 30 minutes.

Herow, Nothing really to add, your sound byte says everything. Got a chance to say goodbye to owner the day the lights went out. Always loved her ass length hair. Although was a cheerleader fan for years, my interest waned near the end. Would like fer sur to find another Where's Waldo UTR like her place.

[QUOTE=Herow;3377621]Well the UTR in Watertown is dead; the wheel of time has turned once again and the owner has moved on to other things. All that is left is for the old timers to reminisce. Over the last year things were pretty crazy both good and bad there. I was there for the majority of it. If anyone wants to PM and swap stories, hit me up. And if you can't give me some info that proves you know of what you speak, LOL. Don't bother.[/QUOTE].

I think we've seen the last of the hotter younger one that worked there. It was always comical when I walked into that stinky place the short thick one always tried to get me to go with her. She got me the first time acting like she didn't know English.

[QUOTE=TommyAnonymus;3378955]The BP ads for the CT AMP on Beach St have disappeared, and no answer at the last working # I had for them. I was down there yesterday and considered just ringing the bell, but was spooked by the sudden lack of ads. Turns out they were raided:

[URL]http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/jessica_heslam/2017/05/heslam_sex_trade_raids_free_10_victims[/URL]

I am skeptical of the "trafficking" charges, as the working girls I have met there and other places have talked to me about things like health insurance and vacation plans, so if they were under duress they were also actresses above and beyond what was needed. Sure, the conditions at these places are seedy, and I think they should have OSHA protection, but that's a debate that we shouldn't bother rehashing here.

So I guess the 2-3 affiliated places are gone for now. I'd appreciate any tips for a FS Boston place. Stay safe and watch your backs.

TA.[/QUOTE]Now I know I'm kinda new to this site, but it doesn't make sense to me that these 4 places that were raided were under surveillance since January, with as the story reads, "many Johns were questioned after leaving" and no warning about it on this site? How is that possible? Am I supposed to believe that of all the guys they approached that none of them belonged to this site?

[QUOTE=AnonymousYoung;3374373]
I've been back three times trying to recapture that experience to no avail. The second visit was with a skinny older woman who was almost unfriendly. Massage was adequate, if rote. She kept her distance and rejected my attempts to initiate contact. Third visit was with an ugly-ish, heavy-set woman (I've heard she's may be the owner? Massage was decent. Zero indication there was further relaxationto be had, so I didn't even try (she wasn't my type anyway). Fourth visit was just last week. Been a while since the first visit, so I can't be sure, but I think it may have been the same provider as my first visit. Young, cute, tight body. Even better massage than I remembered. Good flirtation. Got to the flip. And nothing! Now I'm all confused. Got her name this time, thinking about going back again soon to see if I can progress.
[/QUOTE]Tip # 1: If you get a good rub tip generously, and ask for her again next time.

Tip # 2: If you are not happy, tip minimally, try someone else next time.

My general experience with AMPs is that repeat happy customers are valued. You should be treated as a VIP after 4 visits.

Coco is gone for now. One of the new girls looks so young that I carded her. Her I'd says 25. I would swear she was 15-16. She laughed and said it was common. Anyways, a good time. Couldn't understand her to get her name. I asked three times and each time sounded different. I just said nice to meet you. English was pretty bad. But I didn't care. Went in, quick two minute "massage" and right to work. Not as thorough as coco. Great BBBJ. No rim. Cover on and she went to doggy. I knew it would be quick but that was fine. I enjoyed but not as great as coco. Look for the "Malden 19" ad. As with coco the ad and number changed.

Saw Nini in Quincy at the Quarry St location a few days ago. Little Japanese girl, young, kinda cute, smaller chest than I was hoping for. I've seen plenty try to move things a long, but never a rusher like this little one. Further, she absolutely would not let you touch her cooch. Squeezed her legs closed and put her hand over it. I got pissed, so I dug my heals in to slow everything down to stop motion. I could tell she was irritated that I was finishing quickly, but that just made it easier to hold out.

Ad said there were three to choose from. When I got there, I asked and was told they were busy. However, I saw 3 sets of sandals and mine were the only male shoes on the floor. Basically, I got the next in the rotation, which also pissed me off.

Location was upscale and nice, but I would not return.

[QUOTE=SalemHands;3379084]Now I know I'm kinda new to this site, but it doesn't make sense to me that these 4 places that were raided were under surveillance since January, with as the story reads, "many Johns were questioned after leaving" and no warning about it on this site? How is that possible? Am I supposed to believe that of all the guys they approached that none of them belonged to this site?[/QUOTE]Who knows, really. First, I think that the vast majority of customers at these places do not post here. Maybe they lurk, or don't use the site at all. To post you need a user name, email, etc, and lots of guys are probably paranoid about leaving any trace.

Also possible that guys who gave info to LEO are freaked out or embarrassed that they blabbed, so don't want to admit to it here.

Finally, the police may be exaggerating with "lots of Johns," and maybe only braced one or two guys but observed lots of foot traffic. Or maybe they didn't want to admit that they got info from a cop or his buddy going in and getting some action as an informant, which can be legally sketchy I think.

But I would hope that members here who become aware of any surveillance or other weirdness at any of these places would post here to let us know. You don't have to tell us you blabbed! Or maybe change the details so LEO can't connect your name to your handle here (doubt they care). Even if they don't bust Johns, it sucks to be on site during a raid. Have some info, help a brother out!

So.

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LEO gets a lot of latitude making their case. They can grab people coming out and the average every day citizen doesn't know what their rights are and aren't. The other issue here is they have turned the worlds oldest profession into a headline grabbing crime now known as Human Trafficking. They have Victim Advocates Social Workers and all other sorts of Social programs rolled into it and its a huge PR boost for the local agencies so its going to get bigger.

I had a run in coming out of a hotel a while back. Please PM me if you want the details.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3378477]OK, I'll bite. The answers to today's quiz:

1) perineum: "the area in front of the anus extending to the fourchette of the vulva in the female and to the scrotum in the male" aka, the taint.

2) probably all over the floor, massage table, and his shoe.

3) short for "vigorish," Italian: what you pay the bookie or interest to a moneylender. If it sounds illegal, it probably is.

4) TLDR; (usually written with a semicolin, not a period) a geek term meaning "Too Long Don't Read. " In other words, "here's the summary of the previous blather. ".[/QUOTE]1) Correct!

2) There were paper towels and a trash can. I'm a gentleman. Geez.

3) I took some poetic license with "house fee". But kudos for the literal.

4) Yeah, the forum kept changing my punctuation for some reason, so I left it.

Paid a visit to Waverly in Watertown. Discreet parking in the back, ring bell at the door. Greeted by 40-something somewhat attractive Asian, wearing tight red dress and some cleavage. Good sign. Was led to a room where e walls do not go to ceiling. Opted for the hour at 60. About ten minutes in another customer comes in and he is placed in e room right next to mine. I can hear everything being said and going on, to include his negotiation for tip and the sloshing sound of his HJ. Major distraction.

The place overall looks lived in, with dirty laundry strewn about and food cooking in another room. Reminds me a little of WW in Waltham. Anyway, massage was good overall. Good hands and elbows. Little strong for my taste but she put in some work. Very short tease and it was on to the flip. HJ was decent with some kissing of my nipples. Got her to take her top off for some UTC roaming and boob play / sucking. But the noise in the next room was distracting me so I asked if she would provide BJ. Negotiations worked to her favor and we agreed on 100 for BBBJ. Which was fine since she worked hard on the massage and HJ and put in effort to act interested. Took a while but finally popped. Got the standard clean up and I was on my way. For another few bucks there are better options if you are a full service guy, but if you want a real massage froman attractive girl and some extras it is getting harder to find.

[QUOTE=Eligrn101;3376299]Visited Unique on Wash. Been there a while back and found it to be legit. Had Amy today, a new provider for me. Took half hour. Excellent therapeutic massage with attention as requested to neck, shoulders. Looser with the draping than previous provider with a hint of sensuality (I. E. Long body strokes), but no extra's. Does anyone know if there would there be more in terms of ending, roaming, if I repeated and / or took the hour?[/QUOTE]There are no extras to be had here as far as I can tell. There used to be but once the changed ownership / management they went strcitly legit. If you want a stright up massage or reflexology though they are very good, otherwise go elsewhere.

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[QUOTE=TEZagat;3380003]1) Correct!

2) There were paper towels and a trash can. I'm a gentleman. Geez.

3) I took some poetic license with "house fee". But kudos for the literal.

4) Yeah, the forum kept changing my punctuation for some reason, so I left it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the education guys! You are intellects, for sure! Can you explain where #1 is again in laymen terms? I am honestly confused!

[QUOTE=JohnBoy69;3380578]Thanks for the education guys! You are intellects, for sure! Can you explain where #1 is again in laymen terms? I am honestly confused![/QUOTE]Its the area between the asshole and the scrotum / vagina (depending on your sex). Its called the Taint cause 'it aint' ('taint) either area. Some folks respond well to stimulation there, so some providers do so, if only to hurry you up.

[QUOTE=JohnBoy69;3380578]Thanks for the education guys! You are intellects, for sure! Can you explain where #1 is again in laymen terms? I am honestly confused![/QUOTE][NOPARSE]
I'm honestly not sure if JB69 is yanking our collective chains; nonetheless, it's time for a high school health class flashback, y'all!

This photo (courtesy of a big online search engine) should answer all your questions about what's what "down there". Enjoy!
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[QUOTE=YelloTail;3378412]...there are no guarantees that the experience will be the same for you as it was for someone else.[/QUOTE]We all learn the hard way. Still looking for my unicorn. Every place I go is the exact same.

GILF.

Pay.

Strip.

Rubbed.

Touch.

Tease.

Flip.

Tug.

Pop.

Tip.

Out.

[QUOTE=SexRohmer;3380588]Its the area between the asshole and the scrotum / vagina (depending on your sex). Its called the Taint cause 'it aint' ('taint) either area. Some folks respond well to stimulation there, so some providers do so, if only to hurry you up.[/QUOTE]This is about as close as you can get to the prostate externally. Massage in this area can be stimulating, if the therapist knows what they are doing. Or it can be uncomfortable if they don't. YMMV, of course.

It is also one of the sites through which a surgeon may elect to reach the prostate for various reasons, cancer and other ailments. Healing would be damned uncomfortable. Be glad they have trans-urethral and robotic surgery techniques these days, should you ever need the doc to poke around down there.

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I'm honestly not sure if JB69 is yanking our collective chains; nonetheless, it's time for a high school health class flashback, y'all!

This photo (courtesy of a big online search engine) should answer all your questions about what's what "down there". Enjoy!
[/NOPARSE][/QUOTE]Taz, thank you! And I was not playing games or yanking anyone's chain-it was clearly a valuable lesson for me, anyway. I'm old school. Hahaha - you guys are true medical professionals it seems.

[QUOTE=TEZagat;3380659][NOPARSE]
I'm honestly not sure if JB69 is yanking our collective chains; nonetheless, it's time for a high school health class flashback, y'all!

This photo (courtesy of a big online search engine) should answer all your questions about what's what "down there". Enjoy!
[/NOPARSE][/QUOTE]And oh BTW I love my raphe locked. LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnBoy69;3381355]And oh BTW I love my raphe locked. LOL.[/QUOTE]Hahahahahaha. I am getting re-edumacated in biology 101. Skipped too many classes at "old" English High.

Was looking for something new and noticed in the BP massage section a grand opening for an AMP in Danvers, address starts with the number 100. Made an appointment and arrived at the location which is in an office park behind a shopping center. I almost turned around and walked away when granny opened the door, but I figured maybe she was just the mamasan. No luck. Waited awkwardly after undressing in the massage room while she struggled to put a new mattress pad and sheet on the table. I was still hoping for a young girl to come in but it became clear that granny was going to do the massage. We all know that Asian women can look good even into their 40s and sometimes 50s. This one had to be in her 60s at least, chubby and not at all attractive. She mentioned that today was her first day open, and that I was her first customer. Great. Talk about TOFTT. I opted for a medium massage, which was actually pretty good. No tease, and for the first time ever I was actually thinking I didn't want any extras. On the flip she covered me up but continued the massage. Thought I'd just end up with a legit massage, but with 10 minutes left on the clock, she pointedly asked if I was "ok", so I figured, what the hell, I'm here, and I moved her aged, decrepit hand under the towel. She proceeded with a decent standard finish. I didn't try for any touching. Just wasn't feeling it, and it took me a while to finish. Damage was. 7/. 4 but actually she ripped me off of. 1 because initially I gave her. 8 and she never gave me my change.

On the way out I got an enthusiastic "hi" from a fat young girl sittting in a waiting area. She wasn't at all appealing either. There are at least 3 other places in Danvers that are better than this place. I won't repeat.

[URL]http://sangthipthaimassage.com[/URL]

Has anyone been here?

It is legit. Just wondering if there are any extras.

It had been a few years since I stopped in here. Last time I was there my provider got nit a heated argument with mama in the middle of my massage. Screaming at one another and I could feel the anger in her hands. Anyway, this time around I opted for 30 minutes. Got a late 30's short Asian wearing a tucked I sweater, not a good sign. Massage was so-so, and when it came time for the HJ I asked if I could reach under for the girls and the tip negotiation started. Agreed on 60 for access to girls and HJ. She wouldn't remove to pane when I reached under sweater she clamped her elbow down so I couldn't get under the bra. Very frustrating. HJ was mechanical and she was squeezing too hard. After several minutes of trying to pry my way under her elbows I gave up. Cleaned up, got off the table no tipped her 40 since she wouldn't allow the agreed upon access to her tits. No complaints from her and I won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Huggie28;3381549][URL]http://sangthipthaimassage.com[/URL]

Has anyone been here?

It is legit. Just wondering if there are any extras.[/QUOTE]Do a search on here for anna. She is well know, in short extras but limited, great massage.

In CTown looking for a walk-in at 4 pm yesterday. Was going to hit the place on Tyler, but there was someone just going in and I can't deal with the two beds and a divider situation they do there sometimes. So I wandered over a couple of blocks to Beach street and took a chance by hitting one of the buzzers around the corner on Harrison. There are two or three places up there, a smiley middle aged lady waved me into her place at the end of the hall. She was not hot, not ugly, just a nice middle-aged asian lady. 60 for the hour, walked on my back and did a very solid massage. Little grazing here and there and I did a little grazing myself so she got the message. Finished up my legs and then did a nice tease, turned me over for a good finish with more teasing. Did a nice job getting the oil off and did a little more head and neck before I was on my way. Left her the change from my c note.

I'm due for another rub and got $$ burning a hole in my pocket.

Instead of chasing reports, I'm willing to TOFTT.

As you can see from my previous posts, I'm local to Q and almost always get the standard experience. You know what I mean.

Therefore, I'm going to try a new place in or near Q and I will report my visit details here.

The first reply to this thread that meets the following conditions is where I go next.

1. I have not been there recently.

2. In or near Q.

3. The place has not been reviewed here recently.

Send me on a mission. I have money to burn and an itch that needs to be scratched.

I am sane, clean and polite. A "gentleman".

Also, I'm not stupid. Not new to this or to escorts, dot SWs. I have some street smarts, and can sniff out a sting or a setup, so don't even try it.

Otherwise, this is a legit post and will report back.

Does anyone know where she is?

Just went last Friday to 1060 for the first time.

I had Apple which was a good session, just wish she was a bit harder on the massage and more tease and access.

I saw Angela on the way out and thought she was more attractive than Apple, who is more on the cute side.

Vote. Who do you think is better. Apple or Angela.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=WillieFudPucke;3384006]The first reply to this thread that meets the following conditions is where I go next.

1. I have not been there recently.

2. In or near Q.

3. The place has not been reviewed here recently.[/QUOTE]Hmmmmmmmmm, maybe Ocean @ 299 newport ave in Q? It's an old ad, but I'm pretty sure they're still there

[URL]http://boston.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ocean-massage-center-quincy-and-weymouth/28022374[/URL]

This was my second visit and it was one of the best spa experiences I have had in some time. Knowing with the Q offers this was a win. Got Candy, petite with an average body She has been described here a few times. Had me on my belly a good rub then she had one hand underneath me working the stick for like 30 minutes while rubbing and elbow with the other arm switching from one to the other. Amazing. On the flip she kept working for another 15 minutes slow and sensual. The prolonged experience I was waiting for. The finish was unique. Even though they were small B's she got on her back and let me TF her til I blasted away all over neck, face chest. She loved it.

Awesome time. . 6 +. 7 for tip more than my average but that finish takes the cake for the Q.

[QUOTE=CyJim666;3386424]Does anyone know where she is?[/QUOTE]We've been looking for two months and no one in the monger army can locate her!

[QUOTE=CyJim666;3386429]Just went last Friday to 1060 for the first time.

I had Apple which was a good session, just wish she was a bit harder on the massage and more tease and access.

I saw Angela on the way out and thought she was more attractive than Apple, who is more on the cute side.

Vote. Who do you think is better. Apple or Angela.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Ginger VS Mary Ann. I prefer Mary Ann (Angela), but Ginger has more visual impact.

[QUOTE=MassageMama;3386709]We've been looking for two months and no one in the monger army can locate her![/QUOTE]According to Angel she is in downtown Boston now but she does not have an address or anything. They might have had an argument or falling out.

[QUOTE=Nimbus22;3386688]This was my second visit and it was one of the best spa experiences I have had in some time. Knowing with the Q offers this was a win. Got Candy, petite with an average body She has been described here a few times. Had me on my belly a good rub then she had one hand underneath me working the stick for like 30 minutes while rubbing and elbow with the other arm switching from one to the other. Amazing. On the flip she kept working for another 15 minutes slow and sensual. The prolonged experience I was waiting for. The finish was unique. Even though they were small B's she got on her back and let me TF her til I blasted away all over neck, face chest. She loved it.

Awesome time. . 6 +. 7 for tip more than my average but that finish takes the cake for the Q.[/QUOTE]Is this the foot reflexology place? If so I never even knew they did massage. Doesn't look like the typical place.

[QUOTE=MrNewton;3387021]Is this the foot reflexology place? If so I never even knew they did massage. Doesn't look like the typical place.[/QUOTE]I believe it is.