Massage Parlor Reports

I walk in, and I'm greeted by Papi. (She even spelled it for me). Young by Tucson AMP standards. Nice, slim body with small but proportionate breasts. Nice eyes. Couldn't see the rest of the face because facemask.

She takes me to a room. Asked me how long I want. I answer half an hour. She says $40. I give her the $40, THEN she tells me to wait 10 minutes. That pissed me off. Had I know there'd be a wait, I would have just left and returned another time. So, I waited. And, to her credit, I don't think it was a full 10 minutes.

She massages me for not even five minutes, having not touched anything but my back and my ass, then she reaches under to my cock and asks what I want today. I turn over. She offers, with hand gestures, either a handjob or FS. I ask how much for FS. She says $2. I refuse. I ask how much for BJ. She says $1. 2. I say I'll pay that only if "no paper". She instantly snaps "no, condom", so I decline that, too. She then quotes $. 6 for the handy. I told her no, that was too much, too. She then says that's what girls all over charge. I told her I've been to many other places and they don't charge nearly that much. She says that all other guys pay that. I tell her I'm not all other guys (knowing that she's bullshitting me, anyway). I told her I just want the 30 minutes I paid for. She told me no. She told me to leave and not come back. I told her I wanted my money back. She said she'd massage me for a $20 tip. I asked her why I would tip her, as she had a really bad attitude. She went into this ting about how all the money goes to the house and the only thing she got to keep were the tips. I asked her if there was another girl there. She said she was the only one.

She again told me to leave, so I said fine, thinking that my $40 was a lesson that I (and all of you) should just stay away from that place in the future. I said fine. I was starting to get dressed, and she tried throwing numbers out again, which I felt were too high. I told her she should be nicer to me because she made me wait. She repeated for me to go. I resumed getting dressed, then she said "You look like good man". We settled on a handy, with her nude, for $. 6. Of course, she threw in the "for you" line, like she's some used car salesman or something.

She has a nice body, and her performance was alright, but I was having difficulties because of her shitty attitude. Right as I was about to pop, the doorbell rang. She stopped and got dressed to answer the door. She came back in a few minutes, and resumed her work, but this time only topless. I eventually popped. She cleaned me up with a warm towel.

She asked if I was happy. I said "Well, happier, anyway". I asked if she was happy and she said yes. She was then making small talk as I was dressing and she was resetting the table. She hugged me on the way out.

I'm not saying I'll never go back to that place, but I'll definitely never see Papi again.

Assuming we are talking about the one on 2x/ Harrison how do the girls stack up to say Kim at AA, or the girls at sun?

Was at AA recently and tried the new girl, she was short, nice tits (not huge) but had zero ass. It was standard pricing for hhr / CBJ&CFS. She was very enthusiastic and attentive but a bit on the quiet side. KIM is back at AA saw her and chatted on the way out, said she is there all month.

I have to share this crazy story. Its pretty funny. Most of you know I've been trying to get Nancy Q naked when I go there. I've been going to her for over 10 years and all massages have been legit. So. My wife of 40 years has been complaining about her lower back hurting. So I set up a legit rub for today at 2 pm my wife shows up gets a great massage for 90 minutes. Rub and tip 1. 00 so, my wife comes home and we are chatting about her day and her massage and I ask her. Was it good? Did Nancy Q do a great job? And my wife say yes. She did a wonderful job, then she asks me. Have you ever got a Happy Ending after your massage? What? Did Nancy Q give my wife a HAPPY ending and not me? Crazy. You gave my wife a Happy Ending and not me. I've been cheated.

[QUOTE=Butlik369;5117912]I have to share this crazy story. Its pretty funny. Most of you know I've been trying to get Nancy Q naked when I go there. I've been going to her for over 10 years and all massages have been legit. So. My wife of 40 years has been complaining about her lower back hurting. So I set up a legit rub for today at 2 pm my wife shows up gets a great massage for 90 minutes. Rub and tip 1. 00 so, my wife comes home and we are chatting about her day and her massage and I ask her. Was it good? Did Nancy Q do a great job? And my wife say yes. She did a wonderful job, then she asks me. Have you ever got a Happy Ending after your massage? What? Did Nancy Q give my wife a HAPPY ending and not me? Crazy. You gave my wife a Happy Ending and not me. I've been cheated.[/QUOTE]Wow. Is that true?

[QUOTE=YoungNEager;5118260]Wow. Is that true?[/QUOTE]Yep! Crazy Huh?

[QUOTE=Butlik369;5118359]Yep! Crazy Huh?[/QUOTE]For sure. Who would have thought that?!

[QUOTE=YoungNEager;5118901]For sure. Who would have thought that?![/QUOTE]It all makes sense now. Who would have thought Nancy Q is for the gals and not the guys. I've been trying to get Nancy naked for a long time. Not going to happen, then my wife goes in and. She's tight lipped about details but had a smile on her face and was relaxed all evening long. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

6 on looks scale. Massage was a 9. Big surprise on tease. Did a prostate massage with a reach around. Full menu. No negotiating. Standard pricing. Good time. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Uncivil;5117544]I walk in, and I'm greeted by Papi. (She even spelled it for me). Young by Tucson AMP standards. Nice, slim body with small but proportionate breasts. Nice eyes. Couldn't see the rest of the face because facemask.

She takes me to a room. Asked me how long I want. I answer half an hour. She says $40. I give her the $40, THEN she tells me to wait 10 minutes. That pissed me off. Had I know there'd be a wait, I would have just left and returned another time. So, I waited. And, to her credit, I don't think it was a full 10 minutes.

She massages me for not even five minutes, having not touched anything but my back and my ass, then she reaches under to my cock and asks what I want today. I turn over. She offers, with hand gestures, either a handjob or FS. I ask how much for FS. She says $2. I refuse. I ask how much for BJ. She says $1. 2. I say I'll pay that only if "no paper". She instantly snaps "no, condom", so I decline that, too. She then quotes $. 6 for the handy. I told her no, that was too much, too. She then says that's what girls all over charge. I told her I've been to many other places and they don't charge nearly that much. She says that all other guys pay that. I tell her I'm not all other guys (knowing that she's bullshitting me, anyway). I told her I just want the 30 minutes I paid for. She told me no. She told me to leave and not come back. I told her I wanted my money back. She said she'd massage me for a $20 tip. I asked her why I would tip her, as she had a really bad attitude. She went into this ting about how all the money goes to the house and the only thing she got to keep were the tips. I asked her if there was another girl there. She said she was the only one.

She again told me to leave, so I said fine, thinking that my $40 was a lesson that I (and all of you) should just stay away from that place in the future. I said fine. I was starting to get dressed, and she tried throwing numbers out again, which I felt were too high. I told her she should be nicer to me because she made me wait. She repeated for me to go. I resumed getting dressed, then she said "You look like good man". We settled on a handy, with her nude, for $. 6. Of course, she threw in the "for you" line, like she's some used car salesman or something.

She has a nice body, and her performance was alright, but I was having difficulties because of her shitty attitude. Right as I was about to pop, the doorbell rang. She stopped and got dressed to answer the door. She came back in a few minutes, and resumed her work, but this time only topless. I eventually popped. She cleaned me up with a warm towel.

She asked if I was happy. I said "Well, happier, anyway". I asked if she was happy and she said yes. She was then making small talk as I was dressing and she was resetting the table. She hugged me on the way out.

I'm not saying I'll never go back to that place, but I'll definitely never see Papi again.[/QUOTE]Outstanding report! So funny. It summarizes so many Spa experiences all rolled into one. Those are the times you really question yourself about this hobby.

Visited Sun today hoping to get Katie, Elaine opened the door and right away told me see new girl. Her name is Lilly. Short hair, not bad looking no ass and very small tits. We started with back rub very light and not even 10 minutes in she said flip and on to what I wanted, she has no enthusiasm and is very mechanical. She look better naked than dress bad part is she is a cold fish just lays there. I did get some hums out of her while pounding her but did not seem to enjoy her self, it seems to be that she is just there to get it over with and that is it. Believe me when I say it was not bad but it was not something I would repeat. Elaine did tell me that Katie is at AA since her and Lilly are there but Lilly is leaving in three days. Elaine told me to go see Katie and she would tell her that I came looking forward her.

I've received text replies from here that sounded promising. This helps keep my expectations low if I decide to stop in.

[QUOTE=Uncivil;5117544]I walk in, and I'm greeted by Papi. (She even spelled it for me). Young by Tucson AMP standards. Nice, slim body with small but proportionate breasts. Nice eyes. Couldn't see the rest of the face because facemask.

She takes me to a room. Asked me how long I want. I answer half an hour. She says $40. I give her the $40, THEN she tells me to wait 10 minutes. That pissed me off. Had I know there'd be a wait, I would have just left and returned another time. So, I waited. And, to her credit, I don't think it was a full 10 minutes.

She massages me for not even five minutes, having not touched anything but my back and my ass, then she reaches under to my cock and asks what I want today. I turn over. She offers, with hand gestures, either a handjob or FS. I ask how much for FS. She says $2. I refuse. I ask how much for BJ. She says $1. 2. I say I'll pay that only if "no paper". She instantly snaps "no, condom", so I decline that, too. She then quotes $. 6 for the handy. I told her no, that was too much, too. She then says that's what girls all over charge. I told her I've been to many other places and they don't charge nearly that much. She says that all other guys pay that. I tell her I'm not all other guys (knowing that she's bullshitting me, anyway). I told her I just want the 30 minutes I paid for. She told me no. She told me to leave and not come back. I told her I wanted my money back. She said she'd massage me for a $20 tip. I asked her why I would tip her, as she had a really bad attitude. She went into this ting about how all the money goes to the house and the only thing she got to keep were the tips. I asked her if there was another girl there. She said she was the only one.

She again told me to leave, so I said fine, thinking that my $40 was a lesson that I (and all of you) should just stay away from that place in the future. I said fine. I was starting to get dressed, and she tried throwing numbers out again, which I felt were too high. I told her she should be nicer to me because she made me wait. She repeated for me to go. I resumed getting dressed, then she said "You look like good man". We settled on a handy, with her nude, for $. 6. Of course, she threw in the "for you" line, like she's some used car salesman or something.

She has a nice body, and her performance was alright, but I was having difficulties because of her shitty attitude. Right as I was about to pop, the doorbell rang. She stopped and got dressed to answer the door. She came back in a few minutes, and resumed her work, but this time only topless. I eventually popped. She cleaned me up with a warm towel.

She asked if I was happy. I said "Well, happier, anyway". I asked if she was happy and she said yes. She was then making small talk as I was dressing and she was resetting the table. She hugged me on the way out.

I'm not saying I'll never go back to that place, but I'll definitely never see Papi again.[/QUOTE]

After AzPussy's review of Lilly, I text Elaine and told her the new girl was getting bad reviews. She said she knew and she was already gone. She said another new girl would be there Saturday afternoon and that she was young and pretty (she always says that). I woke up with a boner and decided I would visit the new girl, so I called, made an appointment and told Elaine to make sure she was very clean in the front and back. I walked in and Elaine hugged me and then Nikki stepped around the corner. Nikki is absolutely gorgeous standing about 5'7", slender but not too skinny, below the shoulder dark hair and sports a very nice set of original issue B cups boobs. When she came back in the room, I helped her get dressed for the occasion. She said her nipples were very sensitive and to be gentle. Then it was time for DATY / DATO and she got pretty vocal, telling exactly where she wanted my tongue and even pulled her lips apart to direct me in. When she starts to O, she arches her back and pumps her pussy in your face. Then it was time to don the prostate toy and she just laughed saying that was a first for her. I asked her to take her mask off and she asked me if I was safe (just after having my face buried in her pussy and asshole). After a while, I got up and put a raincoat on and she asked me if I was going to fuck her. We started with her on her back on the edge of the table and I pulled out a big vibrator, which I don't know if she had ever had. She O'd a few more times and watching and listening to her got me going pretty good. I turned her around for bent over table doggie, and she bent her legs back and wrapped them around my ass to pull me in for a tighter fit. Holy shit! I blew in under three minutes with that and we got cleaned up. When I walked out, Elaine came up and asked if it was good and I gave her a thumbs up! Nikki came out of the bathroom and I pulled another small vibrator out of my pocket and put it again her nipples and she just giggled saying she was going crazy. She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and told me I should come back tomorrow so she could fuck me again. Elaine later text asking how she was and I text back she is a definite keeper. Nikki says she is 24 yrs old, speaks good English and has a great sense of humor, but you can tell she is a smoker when she starts breathing hard. I will definitely repeat soon. Katie is now back at AA on Speedway. Be safe out there!!

[QUOTE=GreatExpecta;5122107]After AzPussy's review of Lilly, I text Elaine and told her the new girl was getting bad reviews. She said she knew and she was already gone. She said another new girl would be there Saturday afternoon and that she was young and pretty (she always says that). I woke up with a boner and decided I would visit the new girl, so I called, made an appointment and told Elaine to make sure she was very clean in the front and back. I walked in and Elaine hugged me and then Nikki stepped around the corner. Nikki is absolutely gorgeous standing about 5'7", slender but not too skinny, below the shoulder dark hair and sports a very nice set of original issue B cups boobs. When she came back in the room, I helped her get dressed for the occasion. She said her nipples were very sensitive and to be gentle. Then it was time for DATY / DATO and she got pretty vocal, telling exactly where she wanted my tongue and even pulled her lips apart to direct me in. When she starts to O, she arches her back and pumps her pussy in your face. Then it was time to don the prostate toy and she just laughed saying that was a first for her. I asked her to take her mask off and she asked me if I was safe (just after having my face buried in her pussy and asshole). After a while, I got up and put a raincoat on and she asked me if I was going to fuck her. We started with her on her back on the edge of the table and I pulled out a big vibrator, which I don't know if she had ever had. She O'd a few more times and watching and listening to her got me going pretty good. I turned her around for bent over table doggie, and she bent her legs back and wrapped them around my ass to pull me in for a tighter fit. Holy shit! I blew in under three minutes with that and we got cleaned up. When I walked out, Elaine came up and asked if it was good and I gave her a thumbs up! Nikki came out of the bathroom and I pulled another small vibrator out of my pocket and put it again her nipples and she just giggled saying she was going crazy. She gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and told me I should come back tomorrow so she could fuck me again. Elaine later text asking how she was and I text back she is a definite keeper. Nikki says she is 24 yrs old, speaks good English and has a great sense of humor, but you can tell she is a smoker when she starts breathing hard. I will definitely repeat soon. Katie is now back at AA on Speedway. Be safe out there!![/QUOTE]Great report. What is the donation for this service.

I frequent AA Spa but 2 weeks ago the girl I wanted wasn't there during the day on Sunday so I tried the new girl (new to me? The massage was just a light rub down but at least it was slow and sensual so not a total waste. She didn't give me a good feel so I got no extras and decided to give A Spa a try. An old lady met me in the lobby and didn't seem happy for some reason. She took my $40 for hh and sent me to a room where I waited 10-15 minutes. Already I lost interest in this place. Finally I heard someone finish and leave and his girl came in. It was the big girl I read someone mention before but he had the luxury of seeing before paying and left. I decided to stay and get my money's worth and just not think about it. Her massage was adequate strength, more than a rub down but not strong enough for me. The problem was her poor technique which made it slightly less enjoyable than the rub down I had earlier. On the flip she started an average handy without asking or giving any indication so I had no intention of paying for it. Afterwards I tipped her $20 for the massage because I'm a nice guy. She said it was double that but I wasn't paying for that so I lied and said that was all I had so she let me go because I was nice to her.

Saw the girl I wanted the other day at AA Spa. I wanted an hour but only hh was offered because curfew had them closing early. Had a great time and some intimate conversation which I like from time to time. I might give Sun a try sometime but AA Spa is definitely my go to right now.

All these reviews sound like Penthouse Fourms stories. Great expectatations has been around for a while. You don't get these performances after one or two visits. You have to pay your dues. You just don't walk thru the door ask gir. Who ever and get the full menu. You have to pay your dues pay your time before your rewarded with the full enchalada. You have to show them the money before your going to get the Pudy.