Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TwoCandy;3264843]Got the call from Sarah last week that Candy was back from vacation. Swung by Tiger. One car in the lot. Candy came in the room and gave a big hug and a long wet french kiss. She looked good with her new hair coloring. Went to the shower and got a nice long s'and's that must have lasted 15 minutes. Quick stop in sauna and than back to the romper room. She was tight this time around. Vacation has done her good. Got her rested up for the big play off. Not mechanical or having that weird reefer smell she had the last visit before her vacation. I think she'll be good for the next two weeks before she becomes routine.

[blue]Seriously, you know this is your advertiser account right?

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]LOL so f*in funny I love it. LOL.

What's the current lineup. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;3265992]LOL so f*in funny I love it. LOL.[/QUOTE]So this is Candy or someone from Tiger?

If so, please start offering some Greek lessons.

Priceless mistake! Priceless response from the A-man. Probably still going to do very well from that post just because it was so funny!

[QUOTE=TwoCandy;3264843]Got the call from Sarah last week that Candy was back from vacation. Swung by Tiger. One car in the lot. Candy came in the room and gave a big hug and a long wet french kiss. She looked good with her new hair coloring. Went to the shower and got a nice long s'and's that must have lasted 15 minutes. Quick stop in sauna and than back to the romper room. She was tight this time around. Vacation has done her good. Got her rested up for the big play off. Not mechanical or having that weird reefer smell she had the last visit before her vacation. I think she'll be good for the next two weeks before she becomes routine.

[blue]Seriously, you know this is your advertiser account right?

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Need a "Best of" button like CL has for the funny ones like this.

[QUOTE=TwoCandy;3264843]Got the call from Sarah last week that Candy was back from vacation. Swung by Tiger. One car in the lot. Candy came in the room and gave a big hug and a long wet french kiss. She looked good with her new hair coloring. Went to the shower and got a nice long s'and's that must have lasted 15 minutes. Quick stop in sauna and than back to the romper room. She was tight this time around. Vacation has done her good. Got her rested up for the big play off. Not mechanical or having that weird reefer smell she had the last visit before her vacation. I think she'll be good for the next two weeks before she becomes routine.

[blue]Seriously, you know this is your advertiser account right?

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[QUOTE=Pete4444;3266329]So this is Candy or someone from Tiger?

If so, please start offering some Greek lessons.[/QUOTE]We are taking that under consideration.

[QUOTE=Pete4444;3266329]So this is Candy or someone from Tiger?

If so, please start offering some Greek lessons.[/QUOTE]Like in Fantasy Spa, Lilly Pad or Vitamin Shop. LOL. Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=TwoCandy;3264843]Got the call from Sarah last week that Candy was back from vacation. Swung by Tiger. One car in the lot. Candy came in the room and gave a big hug and a long wet french kiss. She looked good with her new hair coloring. Went to the shower and got a nice long s'and's that must have lasted 15 minutes. Quick stop in sauna and than back to the romper room. She was tight this time around. Vacation has done her good. Got her rested up for the big play off. Not mechanical or having that weird reefer smell she had the last visit before her vacation. I think she'll be good for the next two weeks before she becomes routine.

[blue]Seriously, you know this is your advertiser account right?

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I think you banned his other account since I haven't seen any other posts under his old username lately.

[QUOTE=TwoCandy;3267106]We are taking that under consideration.[/QUOTE]This is VampireWeekend. Look at the first few posts under this handle. Remember when Vamp was talking about all the Vitamin shipments?

I now know what goes on during these " vacations", strawberry daiquiris by the pool. Nope it's vigorous kegel excerciseing to get the v tight again and of course a stop at the beauty salon for a hair color change phlip.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;3265992]LOL so f*in funny I love it. LOL.[/QUOTE]Like selling to yourself on eBay, and giving yourself negative feedback.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;3267498]This is VampireWeekend. Look at the first few posts under this handle. Remember when Vamp was talking about all the Vitamin shipments?[/QUOTE]He has multiple names on here / creates his own posts on here / then replies to his own posts on here. Make your own deduction.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3265444]Woops. Someone made a boo boo.[/QUOTE]My acct was marked as forum advertiser for a few years. Jackson couldn't figure out what happened but I doubt I was the only one.

No, I'm not an advertiser.

Stopped in sunny, got a very good massage from connie, and of course, norm is the norm Just wanted to mention that the massage was very good at least 30 minutes of a nice hard massage unlike a few others that I have had.

JJ.

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Do you have multiple personalities or do you just get drunk and post sometimes?

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