Nuru massage, Airport Hotel
Well you see your Honor, I told my wife, in fact I warned my wife 30 years ago that when she stopped giving me sex I was going to go out and get it. That it would have nothing to do with cheating or love of another woman. It's just sex. Really your Honor, these girls are tantamount to lying on your bed and looking at a Playboy magazine if you know what I mean. Hell, I didn't even know the girl's name. And certainly not her real name. Some Chinese girl named Beth? Your Honor, her name's not Beth, she could hardly speak English, how could her name be Beth?? And it's all lies anyway. Have you ever seen one of these vids on the internet of a nuru massage? It looks like something fun that your wife probably would have been into 30 years ago. Well that's what it says on the BP post, Nuru massage. But it's just bullshit your Honor. There's no plastic to slide on, no Gel, no nothing but a naked girl who isn't the girl in the picture and who's name sure as hell ain't Beth. How about just letting me go this time your Honor. I think I've suffered enough.