Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5677684]You are still kind of new. I'm sure all the old regular are getting their lizard milked. It is true that after every bust, it takes awhile for the spas to let their guards down. They don't like it any more than you do. Its a loss of revenue. Nothing more valuable than being an old regular at a decent spa. Because after a bust, they work harder at getting you to come back more often. I've had spas knock off $10 or $20 without me even asking. Just a thank you for being a good customer. One time Ying Yang came me a free massage and refused my tip. Was around Christmas one year. Well hell yeah, I'm coming back again real soon. So nice to stop in about a hour before close on a cold winter evening. Nothing special sex-wise happens other than a nice hand job. But you get some quality time with my girl, talking about what's new in her life. She knows everything about me. You tell her some detail of your life and she never forgets. That kind of makes me feel special. I do like getting that phone call -- no busy, come now only $20. Usually when there is a blizzard outside.[/QUOTE]I am new to Yin Yang and this forum. But not new to this world we discuss. Perhaps a few more visits will breed familiarity.

[QUOTE=Renner9;5678937]I am new to Yin Yang and this forum. But not new to this world we discuss. Perhaps a few more visits will breed familiarity.[/QUOTE]As much as they love your business I would not return any time soon. I disagree with the poster who thinks not washing your ass or wearing too much cologne will hurt your chances. It will be a turn off. Biggest complaints I get from the AMP girls are guys who have a smelly ass. Or too much cologne. Just put on some deodorant and make sure your asshole is clean.

Go to the more reliable and consistent AMPs where no one gets rejected. You can read about them in this thread. Germantown is no better or worse than them, so you might as well go where your chances are better. But believe me, I don't care where you go, don't show up unclean. Its just good manners to arrive showered up. Other places out of state that have table showers are used to having truck drivers and construction workers come in filthy. And they will scrub you down good and clean out your ass for you. Never had that in Wisconsin.

I do agree that after your left to undress, leave $40 out in the open. That way there is no discussion of $$. They understand. That should be part of a routine. Although I no longer leave the tip money out because they know me already. Only in a new place will I leave the money out. Maybe on the flip, play with yourself a little so they can see you getting hard. Going to a new AMP is like a moving target. Hard to say what will or will not work. Maybe why I don't go to a new AMP. I want to bat 1. 000.

Went there for first time. So busy they asked me to come back in half hour. Came back and had a nice time. She spoke good english and tried to have a conversation. Left happy and tipped afterwards. No issues.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5679010]As much as they love your business I would not return any time soon. I disagree with the poster who thinks not washing your ass or wearing too much cologne will hurt your chances. It will be a turn off. Biggest complaints I get from the AMP girls are guys who have a smelly ass. Or too much cologne. Just put on some deodorant and make sure your asshole is clean.

Go to the more reliable and consistent AMPs where no one gets rejected. You can read about them in this thread. Germantown is no better or worse than them, so you might as well go where your chances are better. But believe me, I don't care where you go, don't show up unclean. Its just good manners to arrive showered up. Other places out of state that have table showers are used to having truck drivers and construction workers come in filthy. And they will scrub you down good and clean out your ass for you. Never had that in Wisconsin.

I do agree that after your left to undress, leave $40 out in the open. That way there is no discussion of $$. They understand. That should be part of a routine. Although I no longer leave the tip money out because they know me already. Only in a new place will I leave the money out. Maybe on the flip, play with yourself a little so they can see you getting hard. Going to a new AMP is like a moving target. Hard to say what will or will not work. Maybe why I don't go to a new AMP. I want to bat 1. 000.[/QUOTE]

Stopped in Waupaca last week on way through. Saw "You You". Lots of teasing and decent flip but very average massage.

6/4.

[QUOTE=MSmith9999;5677732]Some guys who write incredible stories to 'suggest' you follow a set of rules and claim to have all this insider knowledge from 'mamasan'. Some of us have actually been to many AMPs and in other countries, , and can tell you these 'rules' are BS. Walk in, pay the stated amount, tip $40 or better, establish a routine, the ladies will respond favorably. All this BS about cologne, washing your ass (really?) and never touching anyone ever is not worth the time it took to read. Frankly, the best massages and best endings are not reported on here, because the places would be overwhelmed and shut down. Honestly, the outcomes are pretty much the same in the Mke area regardless of where you go or how you treat them. The ". Only rooster in the hen house" is something no guy who goes to AMPs really believes, or cares about.

Has anyone ever heard a reference to 'mamasan' here in the states? Why not? It's a clue how this is all just made up. Let's get on with some legitimate info about local AMPs.[/QUOTE]Lots of spas have a mamasan. Lots of spa don't have one. Mainly it's the high-volume ones. The lady at the front counter takes care of you, takes appointments. Usually she's a former Spa girl and we'll do some massages if they get too busy. Sometimes they make you happy and other times they don't because they are loyal to their husbands who is usually an American.

Well, I have to disagree with you mainly about the part where you need to wash your ass. You might not smell it. But when you're laying on your stomach and your ass is up in the air it can reek. I usually take a dump in the morning after my coffee but before I leave the house I can take a shower. But, sometimes during the day you got to take a dump. Standard wiping doesn't always do it. In fact sometimes I'll bring up water wet hand towels in the work bathroom we're at a restaurant or wherever I am just to wash it with a little extra water because wiping doesn't always clean it and leaves behind the stench.

So, you don't have to run all the way home to take a shower but at least clean your ass with some soap and water. Hand sanitizer sometimes stings but it goes away quickly. Do a paper check, with a little water on the toilet paper, even if you think you cleaned your ass well you'll see a little brown and a little bit of soap and water will get it the rest of the way. Most girls don't want to tell you. I've been told by some girls some guys really stink. Their mom never taught them how to clean their ass.

Most people and especially Chinese women don't want to deal with somebody who stinks. Cigarette smokers. Some sit in the car and HotBox a cigarette because they know you won't have one for the next 60 minutes and come running into the spa, if you don't smoke you can tell. It stinks. For people who don't smoke, it just plain stinks.

As far as the cologne, maybe the girl thinks the monger is trying to cover up a stinky ass? Or maybe he smells like his job? Anyhow, sometimes it's just too much. After you've had the cologne on for half an hour and you don't smell it as much as somebody whose meeting you for the first time. Some of us come from work. Not a bad idea to bring a change of clothes on spa night.

So beyond just being nice and paying the tip there is actually spa etiquette. And even if they don't like you take your money but will act indifferent towards you. Lots of girls will tell me about customers they don't like. Like the fat guy who stinks and actually broke a wooden massage table. True story, happened at an Illinois Spa.

I did not say or imply being clean is not important. Washing your ass IS important. I was commenting on a grown man feeling a need to tell others they need to do it, that is all. Being nice, tipping fairly, or well, goes a LONG way, and if you can develop some familiarity with a spa or masseuse, your experience will be much better. Thanks for letting me clarify. Smith out.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5681978]Lots of spas have a mamasan. Lots of spa don't have one. Mainly it's the high-volume ones. The lady at the front counter takes care of you, takes appointments. Usually she's a former Spa girl and we'll do some massages if they get too busy. Sometimes they make you happy and other times they don't because they are loyal to their husbands who is usually an American.

Well, I have to disagree with you mainly about the part where you need to wash your ass. You might not smell it. But when you're laying on your stomach and your ass is up in the air it can reek. I usually take a dump in the morning after my coffee but before I leave the house I can take a shower. But, sometimes during the day you got to take a dump. Standard wiping doesn't always do it. In fact sometimes I'll bring up water wet hand towels in the work bathroom we're at a restaurant or wherever I am just to wash it with a little extra water because wiping doesn't always clean it and leaves behind the stench.

So, you don't have to run all the way home to take a shower but at least clean your ass with some soap and water. Hand sanitizer sometimes stings but it goes away quickly. Do a paper check, with a little water on the toilet paper, even if you think you cleaned your ass well you'll see a little brown and a little bit of soap and water will get it the rest of the way. Most girls don't want to tell you. I've been told by some girls some guys really stink. Their mom never taught them how to clean their ass.

Most people and especially Chinese women don't want to deal with somebody who stinks. Cigarette smokers. Some sit in the car and HotBox a cigarette because they know you won't have one for the next 60 minutes and come running into the spa, if you don't smoke you can tell. It stinks. For people who don't smoke, it just plain stinks.

As far as the cologne, maybe the girl thinks the monger is trying to cover up a stinky ass? Or maybe he smells like his job? Anyhow, sometimes it's just too much. After you've had the cologne on for half an hour and you don't smell it as much as somebody whose meeting you for the first time. Some of us come from work. Not a bad idea to bring a change of clothes on spa night.

So beyond just being nice and paying the tip there is actually spa etiquette. And even if they don't like you take your money but will act indifferent towards you. Lots of girls will tell me about customers they don't like. Like the fat guy who stinks and actually broke a wooden massage table. True story, happened at an Illinois Spa.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5679010]As much as they love your business I would not return any time soon. I disagree with the poster who thinks not washing your ass or wearing too much cologne will hurt your chances. It will be a turn off. Biggest complaints I get from the AMP girls are guys who have a smelly ass. Or too much cologne. Just put on some deodorant and make sure your asshole is clean.

Go to the more reliable and consistent AMPs where no one gets rejected. You can read about them in this thread. Germantown is no better or worse than them, so you might as well go where your chances are better. But believe me, I don't care where you go, don't show up unclean. Its just good manners to arrive showered up. Other places out of state that have table showers are used to having truck drivers and construction workers come in filthy. And they will scrub you down good and clean out your ass for you. Never had that in Wisconsin.

I do agree that after your left to undress, leave $40 out in the open. That way there is no discussion of $$. They understand. That should be part of a routine. Although I no longer leave the tip money out because they know me already. Only in a new place will I leave the money out. Maybe on the flip, play with yourself a little so they can see you getting hard. Going to a new AMP is like a moving target. Hard to say what will or will not work. Maybe why I don't go to a new AMP. I want to bat 1. 000.[/QUOTE]I do not disagree at all with the responses regarding cleanliness. Fortunately, I always have the ability to shower right before I visit for massage, or a FS encounter. I always take advantage of this as I believe it does make a difference. I have had discussions over the years with many providers who tell stories of nasty smelling men that show up. This is often why you will read a negative review for a top provider (with stellar reviews) where he complains about the unfriendly, rushed service. I will even go so far as to text her telling her I just finished showering and am on my way. They appreciate it and it shows!

[QUOTE=Renner9;5682354]I do not disagree at all with the responses regarding cleanliness. Fortunately, I always have the ability to shower right before I visit for massage, or a FS encounter. I always take advantage of this as I believe it does make a difference. I have had discussions over the years with many providers who tell stories of nasty smelling men that show up. This is often why you will read a negative review for a top provider (with stellar reviews) where he complains about the unfriendly, rushed service. I will even go so far as to text her telling her I just finished showering and am on my way. They appreciate it and it shows![/QUOTE]Another good point.

Telling them that you showered or you're showering and you'll be on your way.

At any rate, another good thing is to make sure that you tell them you want to use the bathroom to wash your hands. They don't care if you take a pee order whatever. But telling them that you're washing your hands can go a long ways later on. Oh, and by the way if a provider have you put hand sanitizer on your hands white cement hands you a paper towel, that usually means you're going to go UTC.

So, if she doesn't offer you to hand sanitizer ask her if she has any and to give you a couple of squirts. Rub your hands together and wipe them off with a towel. That goes a long ways too.

[QUOTE=Renner9;5682354]I do not disagree at all with the responses regarding cleanliness. Fortunately, I always have the ability to shower right before I visit for massage, or a FS encounter. I always take advantage of this as I believe it does make a difference. I have had discussions over the years with many providers who tell stories of nasty smelling men that show up. This is often why you will read a negative review for a top provider (with stellar reviews) where he complains about the unfriendly, rushed service. I will even go so far as to text her telling her I just finished showering and am on my way. They appreciate it and it shows![/QUOTE]MT wouldn't fuck me due to size. I begged but to no avail. 69's and her tank seemed like it could accommodate but I digress. Her oral skills were decent with some ball tugging and finger rimming. She slid down exposing her pouting star bud. I tongued her and within moments that "famous" aroma hit me! I don't mind it but today I wasn't "hungry". She quaked after five minutes. Afterward I came in her mouth with swallow she turned to me for a DFK. She had the audacity to tell me my breath stank!

Go figure!

[QUOTE=Monopolizr;5681817]Went there for first time. So busy they asked me to come back in half hour. Came back and had a nice time. She spoke good english and tried to have a conversation. Left happy and tipped afterwards. No issues.[/QUOTE]My first guess is you had the swagger and confidence they pick up on. Or they recognized your plate from another spa. And you were probably clean and well behaved. Perhaps you took some of my personal advice and you cleared the hurdle.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5681978]Lots of spas have a mamasan. Lots of spa don't have one. Mainly it's the high-volume ones. The lady at the front counter takes care of you, takes appointments. Usually she's a former Spa girl and we'll do some massages if they get too busy. Sometimes they make you happy and other times they don't because they are loyal to their husbands who is usually an American.

Well, I have to disagree with you mainly about the part where you need to wash your ass. You might not smell it. But when you're laying on your stomach and your ass is up in the air it can reek. I usually take a dump in the morning after my coffee but before I leave the house I can take a shower.[/QUOTE]You get it! I can't recall the number of times I had an escort or SW, turned them over for doggie or anal, and the odor from their ass was just too much. Other women, once they get wet, they start smelling like piss. Often its a yeast infection. High blood sugar can do that in women. I've had women take a hot bath first and then still a bad order comes out. I always liked it when a SW or escort requested to take a bath or shower. A SW told me I was handsome and she was hoping I'd go down on her. However not a good idea with a SW. She understood why I didn't. A few escorts who do actually enjoy the sex part, its usually oral they like. That old Japanese woman who used to do the shiatsu out of the extended stay hotels near Mayfair really liked oral and said it was the only way she could orgasm. She was quite flattered when a man would offer that to her. Sometimes with a women new to escorting, she isn't numb to the sex yet. You suck their tits for awhile, it feels good, and then you feel their ass tighten, they squirm a little, and make a sign of relief. Like all women, that's a sign they are ready for DATY. I've had only one AMP girl who I'm pretty sure I made cum because she squirted. Others you are wasting your time or they are faking it. The next time I visited her, she insisted I go down on her and she told me I was good at it. Always made sure I was at the back door for the 10 am opening so I'd be her first customer. Big Red loves oral but I'm not into Big Red. Vivi the Thai loved oral but would not return the favor. One of my old mamasan friends in Florida loves oral but won't return the favor. She loves sex too. What I hate is after she cums she runs to the shower. Don't get that one. Some women like Krazy Karea out in Waukesha have a blow job fetish and love giving head but don't like receiving it. Well no two are the same. Most of the time escorts and AMP girls get no pleasure and fake whatever you do to them. But their is a small percentage the will click with me. One streetwalker told me that every now and then she will orgasm during intercourse. She said it just comes without warning and she is often surprised. It can happen with someone she least suspect would arouse her. I understand. I've often had super hard cums from women I didn't expect. My old neighbour who was 69-70 years old, skinny luckily and fake tits, she would have me totally drained. While a beautiful young, tiny, skinny, woman that drugs hadn't ruined yet, it would only be average. Sometimes when a woman looks too good for me I feel inferior. But if I know I'm better looking that the woman I'm screwing, I feel like I have more confidence.

[QUOTE=EyeEatAss;5683043]MT wouldn't fuck me due to size. I begged but to no avail. 69's and her tank seemed like it could accommodate but I digress. Her oral skills were decent with some ball tugging and finger rimming. She slid down exposing her pouting star bud. I tongued her and within moments that "famous" aroma hit me! I don't mind it but today I wasn't "hungry". She quaked after five minutes. Afterward I came in her mouth with swallow she turned to me for a DFK. She had the audacity to tell me my breath stank!

Go figure![/QUOTE]No offense, I hate to say it but it's not surprising that she told you your breath stank. It's not because I'm singling you out. Far from it. The fact is, A lot of people don't know they have stinky breath. I knew a guy whose breath was so bad that you couldn't stand and talk to him. You had to put something between you and keep about 4 to 5 ft of distance because his breath was horrible. He had no idea. Still has no idea. Nobody will stand up to him and tell him. Or maybe they have and he's in denial?

All you can do is brush your teeth three times a day and right before bed. There are mouthwashes now that are antibacterial that can really help and flossing is so important. If I don't floss for a couple of days, and then I do, sometimes I can smell it from inside my mouth if that makes sense. And if your gums bleed, its a bad sign that you're not flossing enough. Some people just don't know their breath stinks and don't know how to take care of their oral requirements. We can always brush our teeth, floss or even just use a toothpick but a good swig of Listerine can go a long ways before bedtime or before a trip to the spa!!

Spa protocol after work. Text my ATF. Secure a Time. In the work bathroom, take a paper towel and wet it. Wipe my ass with the wet towel and look at it. If it's brown, repeat. Remember, you can't smell it, but they can. If you can't go home to shower first, (like with most of us guys) at least wash your armpits. If it's a hot summer sweaty day, hopefully they have a table shower. Stand up shower will do just as good.

So. A spa girl told me this once about guys who come straight from work.

I had booked a 90-minute session. About 10 minutes into the session another guy came in. She talked to him. I couldn't understand from the other side of the wall what they were talking about. All I know is I didn't hear the doorbell ring when he left so I knew he didn't leave. I asked her what happened. She said "don't worry he will wait for us to finish" I said, "the whole 90 minutes?" She explained to me some guys can't go all the way home because they are trapped if they go home. If he leaves, his wife will be asking where he is going? So they will wait. Anyhow, the point I'm trying to make is sometimes we can't always stop at home along the way and take a shower so we have to make sure we at least smell good at a minimum.

I made my appointment with my ATF. I allow time to brush my teeth. Drink a bottle of water. Melt a 20 mg sildenafil under my tongue. After the sildenafil has melted away drink some more water and chew some gum. Maybe drink a little more water. I think it's harder to pop a boner if you're dehydrated.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;5684382]No offense, I hate to say it but it's not surprising that she told you your breath stank. It's not because I'm singling you out. Far from it. The fact is, A lot of people don't know they have stinky breath. I knew a guy whose breath was so bad that you couldn't stand and talk to him. You had to put something between you and keep about 4 to 5 ft of distance because his breath was horrible. He had no idea. Still has no idea. Nobody will stand up to him and tell him. Or maybe they have and he's in denial?

All you can do is brush your teeth three times a day and right before bed. There are mouthwashes now that are antibacterial that can really help and flossing is so important. If I don't floss for a couple of days, and then I do, sometimes I can smell it from inside my mouth if that makes sense. And if your gums bleed, its a bad sign that you're not flossing enough. Some people just don't know their breath stinks and don't know how to take care of their oral requirements. We can always brush our teeth, floss or even just use a toothpick but a good swig of Listerine can go a long ways before bedtime or before a trip to the spa!!

Spa protocol after work. Text my ATF. Secure a Time. In the work bathroom, take a paper towel and wet it. Wipe my ass with the wet towel and look at it. If it's brown, repeat. Remember, you can't smell it, but they can. If you can't go home to shower first, (like with most of us guys) at least wash your armpits. If it's a hot summer sweaty day, hopefully they have a table shower. Stand up shower will do just as good.

So. A spa girl told me this once about guys who come straight from work.

I had booked a 90-minute session. About 10 minutes into the session another guy came in. She talked to him. I couldn't understand from the other side of the wall what they were talking about. All I know is I didn't hear the doorbell ring when he left so I knew he didn't leave. I asked her what happened. She said "don't worry he will wait for us to finish" I said, "the whole 90 minutes?" She explained to me some guys can't go all the way home because they are trapped if they go home. If he leaves, his wife will be asking where he is going? So they will wait. Anyhow, the point I'm trying to make is sometimes we can't always stop at home along the way and take a shower so we have to make sure we at least smell good at a minimum..[/QUOTE]For controlled breath, in addition to what was posted above. Use Smart Mouth once a day. Though the bottle design is obnoxious because you cannot tip it, it works! It actual helps cure the issue rather than just mask odor. They also have travel packets for on the go! Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Renner9;5684722]For controlled breath, in addition to what was posted above. Use Smart Mouth once a day. Though the bottle design is obnoxious because you cannot tip it, it works! It actual helps cure the issue rather than just mask odor. They also have travel packets for on the go! Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Every good AMP, particularly those that are FS and have a table shower will have mouth wash. In fact they insist and give a paper cup full. They know you might be going down on them.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5687917]Every good AMP, particularly those that are FS and have a table shower will have mouth wash. In fact they insist and give a paper cup full. They know you might be going down on them.[/QUOTE]No. Not every AMP has mouthwash.

A lot of the Korean places do because it's a given. Some girls that allow DATY don't care anyhow. Especially at the non FS places. In fact having mouthwash might be a tip-off to mamasan what's going on behind closed doors.