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[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;2189741]Look I just felt compelled to write this as a guide to the women of the hobby. It seems there are always women who I run into who think men of the hobby are just complete idiots who think with their dicks only. This is true in some cases but needless to say here's a few suggestions or advice that will be advantageous for you in the long run. This is all in fun and very valid.

1) if you're servicing or about to a man over 30 in the hobby and you're really young and just getting started in this profession? Know that he's probably done this before (more than you can count) so it's nothing that you can say that can hide the fact that you're a newbie. We can tell. So sthu with those outrageous ass prices.

2) if you're nice, we're nice and we'll repeat and send friends. Act nice at all cost. (Don't hide it divide it.).

3) don't call me, I'll call you. Self explanatory.

4) Keep rotating in new pics. Men are visual. We're always looking for new booty. Sexy new pics reminds us why we should come back and fuck you again. (This is better than calling or texting us.).

5) Product placement. If you're a SW? Stop trying to sell pussy on the street for more than $50. Street value for street pussy is $50 If you sell it on Backpage that's cool and all but when I see you on the track fuck those Backpage ass prices. That's like paying full price for a Ralph Lauren shirt at Marshall's or Tijuana Maxx.

6) if you want high dollar escort prices? Get out that bathroom taking pics with your cell phone. That's Backpage heaux shit.

7) keep your damn phone on or least get a Google Voice number.

8) I fucked with you for awhile two yrs ago and always for $40 a go and now you talking $80? Yeah right. My price is still $40 and to the rest of those mf's YMMV.

They'll be more of these to come. I just had to get this off my chest.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]What's really funny is the have the nerve to say upscale or 5 star location and they are staying in a dump on sycamore view!! There is nothing upscale or even 3 star on sycamore view!! Lmfao.

[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;2189741]Look I just felt compelled to write this as a guide to the women of the hobby. It seems there are always women who I run into who think men of the hobby are just complete idiots who think with their dicks only. This is true in some cases but needless to say here's a few suggestions or advice that will be advantageous for you in the long run. This is all in fun and very valid.

1) if you're servicing or about to a man over 30 in the hobby and you're really young and just getting started in this profession? Know that he's probably done this before (more than you can count) so it's nothing that you can say that can hide the fact that you're a newbie. We can tell. So sthu with those outrageous ass prices.

2) if you're nice, we're nice and we'll repeat and send friends. Act nice at all cost. (Don't hide it divide it.).

3) don't call me, I'll call you. Self explanatory.

4) Keep rotating in new pics. Men are visual. We're always looking for new booty. Sexy new pics reminds us why we should come back and fuck you again. (This is better than calling or texting us.).

5) Product placement. If you're a SW? Stop trying to sell pussy on the street for more than $50. Street value for street pussy is $50 If you sell it on Backpage that's cool and all but when I see you on the track fuck those Backpage ass prices. That's like paying full price for a Ralph Lauren shirt at Marshall's or Tijuana Maxx.

6) if you want high dollar escort prices? Get out that bathroom taking pics with your cell phone. That's Backpage heaux shit.

7) keep your damn phone on or least get a Google Voice number.

8) I fucked with you for awhile two yrs ago and always for $40 a go and now you talking $80? Yeah right. My price is still $40 and to the rest of those mf's YMMV.

They'll be more of these to come. I just had to get this off my chest.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]Please move the pimp's shoes out of the floor before taking pic, dam LOL.

[QUOTE=CatDaddy#2;2190307]Please move the pimp's shoes out of the floor, dam LOL.[/QUOTE]Funny but true.

[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;2189741]Look I just felt compelled to write this as a guide to the women of the hobby. It seems there are always women who I run into who think men of the hobby are just complete idiots who think with their dicks only. This is true in some cases but needless to say here's a few suggestions or advice that will be advantageous for you in the long run. This is all in fun and very valid.

1) if you're servicing or about to a man over 30 in the hobby and you're really young and just getting started in this profession? Know that he's probably done this before (more than you can count) so it's nothing that you can say that can hide the fact that you're a newbie. We can tell. So sthu with those outrageous ass prices.

2) if you're nice, we're nice and we'll repeat and send friends. Act nice at all cost. (Don't hide it divide it.).

3) don't call me, I'll call you. Self explanatory.

4) Keep rotating in new pics. Men are visual. We're always looking for new booty. Sexy new pics reminds us why we should come back and fuck you again. (This is better than calling or texting us.).

5) Product placement. If you're a SW? Stop trying to sell pussy on the street for more than $50. Street value for street pussy is $50 If you sell it on Backpage that's cool and all but when I see you on the track fuck those Backpage ass prices. That's like paying full price for a Ralph Lauren shirt at Marshall's or Tijuana Maxx.

6) if you want high dollar escort prices? Get out that bathroom taking pics with your cell phone. That's Backpage heaux shit.

7) keep your damn phone on or least get a Google Voice number.

8) I fucked with you for awhile two yrs ago and always for $40 a go and now you talking $80? Yeah right. My price is still $40 and to the rest of those mf's YMMV.

They'll be more of these to come. I just had to get this off my chest.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]Also, make sure the pimp is not in the background when taking your pics. LOL.

[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;2189741]

4) Keep rotating in new pics. Men are visual. We're always looking for new booty. Sexy new pics reminds us why we should come back and fuck you again. (This is better than calling or texting us.). [/QUOTE]Also, ladies that post on BP, STOP posting worded pictures. The text portion is where you put your info, the picture portion is where we want to see your sexy body like Mr. Secretshoppa said.

Stop doing this please: [ATTACH=CONFIG]339011[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]339012[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]339013[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]339014[/ATTACH].

What's up with the "no daty" and CBJ with just a straight f#ck for $ or more, And when I tell them to pretty much go f themselves they get mad then a week later, when they don't have any business, they text back saying " ok I'll do all that for. 8", I guess I will never understand their thinking.

[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;2189741]Look I just felt compelled to write this as a guide to the women of the hobby. It seems there are always women who I run into who think men of the hobby are just complete idiots who think with their dicks only. This is true in some cases but needless to say here's a few suggestions or advice that will be advantageous for you in the long run. This is all in fun and very valid.

1) if you're servicing or about to a man over 30 in the hobby and you're really young and just getting started in this profession? Know that he's probably done this before (more than you can count) so it's nothing that you can say that can hide the fact that you're a newbie. We can tell. So sthu with those outrageous ass prices.

2) if you're nice, we're nice and we'll repeat and send friends. Act nice at all cost. (Don't hide it divide it.).

3) don't call me, I'll call you. Self explanatory.

4) Keep rotating in new pics. Men are visual. We're always looking for new booty. Sexy new pics reminds us why we should come back and fuck you again. (This is better than calling or texting us.).

5) Product placement. If you're a SW? Stop trying to sell pussy on the street for more than $50. Street value for street pussy is $50 If you sell it on Backpage that's cool and all but when I see you on the track fuck those Backpage ass prices. That's like paying full price for a Ralph Lauren shirt at Marshall's or Tijuana Maxx.

6) if you want high dollar escort prices? Get out that bathroom taking pics with your cell phone. That's Backpage heaux shit.

7) keep your damn phone on or least get a Google Voice number.

8) I fucked with you for awhile two yrs ago and always for $40 a go and now you talking $80? Yeah right. My price is still $40 and to the rest of those mf's YMMV.

They'll be more of these to come. I just had to get this off my chest.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]Man, this shit just made my day. Thank you. Been hurtin' from laughing so hard on this. Respect.

[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;2189741]Look I just felt compelled to write this as a guide to the women of the hobby. It seems there are always women who I run into who think men of the hobby are just complete idiots who think with their dicks only. This is true in some cases but needless to say here's a few suggestions or advice that will be advantageous for you in the long run. This is all in fun and very valid.

1) if you're servicing or about to a man over 30 in the hobby and you're really young and just getting started in this profession? Know that he's probably done this before (more than you can count) so it's nothing that you can say that can hide the fact that you're a newbie. We can tell. So sthu with those outrageous ass prices.

2) if you're nice, we're nice and we'll repeat and send friends. Act nice at all cost. (Don't hide it divide it.).

3) don't call me, I'll call you. Self explanatory.

4) Keep rotating in new pics. Men are visual. We're always looking for new booty. Sexy new pics reminds us why we should come back and fuck you again. (This is better than calling or texting us.).

5) Product placement. If you're a SW? Stop trying to sell pussy on the street for more than $50. Street value for street pussy is $50 If you sell it on Backpage that's cool and all but when I see you on the track fuck those Backpage ass prices. That's like paying full price for a Ralph Lauren shirt at Marshall's or Tijuana Maxx.

6) if you want high dollar escort prices? Get out that bathroom taking pics with your cell phone. That's Backpage heaux shit.

7) keep your damn phone on or least get a Google Voice number.

8) I fucked with you for awhile two yrs ago and always for $40 a go and now you talking $80? Yeah right. My price is still $40 and to the rest of those mf's YMMV.

They'll be more of these to come. I just had to get this off my chest.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]POST of THE YEAR!

That's some funny Shit!

[QUOTE=Ltl357;2186936]The utr girl that I introduced to the board is down on her luck. She asked me to send some guys her way seniors if interested pm me. Light screenings will be given for the other non seniors.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]She set a few pics to me to share with the board.

[QUOTE=Ltl357;2190913]She set a few pics to me to share with the board.[/QUOTE]I have seen her advertise on Craiglist.

[QUOTE=EvilerDuckmann;2190826]What's up with the "no daty" and CBJ with just a straight f#ck for $ or more, And when I tell them to pretty much go f themselves they get mad then a week later, when they don't have any business, they text back saying " ok I'll do all that for. 8", I guess I will never understand their thinking.[/QUOTE]Don't even try it's a losing battle.but f they ell me no dAty once I will never see them period.

[QUOTE=EvilerDuckmann;2190826]What's up with the "no daty" and CBJ with just a straight f#ck for $ or more, And when I tell them to pretty much go f themselves they get mad then a week later, when they don't have any business, they text back saying " ok I'll do all that for. 8", I guess I will never understand their thinking.[/QUOTE]You know, another thing that gets me is when I've heard some providers call guys cheap. I was having this conversation with a young woman a little while back so I presented a scenario to her. If you are looking for fuel for your car and you have two EQUAL gas stations directly across from one another. If one was asking $4. 00 for a gal. And the other was asking $3. 25, which would you go to. She looked at me like I was an idiot, and said of course the $3. 25, so I asked her if that made her cheap, she didn't say a word afterwards, but later said that, well, that's different. I told her no it wasn't, that most guys, with ALL things being equal, shop price. But keep in mind that all things concerning both are equal.

I figured you guys would like that. I've been meaning to post that for awhile now but what prompted it that night was a utr that I met Friday night who gave me a bbj for. 40 I could've gotten more but I had somewhere to be. Anywhoot I hit her Monday and she told me to have 150 the next time. My txt relpy was. "$150? ROTFLMAO". She got the hint and told me to lose her number. LOL.

[QUOTE=BigBoiTerry;2191500]You know, another thing that gets me is when I've heard some providers call guys cheap. I was having this conversation with a young woman a little while back so I presented a scenario to her. If you are looking for fuel for your car and you have two EQUAL gas stations directly across from one another. If one was asking $4. 00 for a gal. And the other was asking $3. 25, which would you go to. She looked at me like I was an idiot, and said of course the $3. 25, so I asked her if that made her cheap, she didn't say a word afterwards, but later said that, well, that's different. I told her no it wasn't, that most guys, with ALL things being equal, shop price. But keep in mind that all things concerning both are equal.[/QUOTE]Bottom line BBT. It's all over-priced!

[QUOTE=Secretshoppa;2189741]Look I just felt compelled to write this as a guide to the women of the hobby. It seems there are always women who I run into who think men of the hobby are just complete idiots who think with their dicks only. This is true in some cases but needless to say here's a few suggestions or advice that will be advantageous for you in the long run. This is all in fun and very valid.

1) if you're servicing or about to a man over 30 in the hobby and you're really young and just getting started in this profession? Know that he's probably done this before (more than you can count) so it's nothing that you can say that can hide the fact that you're a newbie. We can tell. So sthu with those outrageous ass prices.

2) if you're nice, we're nice and we'll repeat and send friends. Act nice at all cost. (Don't hide it divide it.).

3) don't call me, I'll call you. Self explanatory.

4) Keep rotating in new pics. Men are visual. We're always looking for new booty. Sexy new pics reminds us why we should come back and fuck you again. (This is better than calling or texting us.).

5) Product placement. If you're a SW? Stop trying to sell pussy on the street for more than $50. Street value for street pussy is $50 If you sell it on Backpage that's cool and all but when I see you on the track fuck those Backpage ass prices. That's like paying full price for a Ralph Lauren shirt at Marshall's or Tijuana Maxx.

6) if you want high dollar escort prices? Get out that bathroom taking pics with your cell phone. That's Backpage heaux shit.

7) keep your damn phone on or least get a Google Voice number.

8) I fucked with you for awhile two yrs ago and always for $40 a go and now you talking $80? Yeah right. My price is still $40 and to the rest of those mf's YMMV.

They'll be more of these to come. I just had to get this off my chest.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]This is spot on. I especially agree with #4. I am a videographer and photographer that has worked in the adult industry a little. Any girl I deal with on the regular I offer to shoot them for free or do a nice promo video. Only one has taken me up on it in 3 years. They don't understand how we work. One girl said she didn't want a video with her ass online but her fb page, instagram and backpage posts are full of tweak videos and pussy pics. Terrible.