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Last month I announced my retirement from the hobby. Yesterday I logged on for the first time in a few days to check my PM's and felt that old stirring return. My monger phone still hasn't expired yet and has some minutes left on it, so I looked up some ads and made some phone calls. I immediately came across some of the contributing factors as to why I no longer enjoyed the hobby: providers not answering, gals suffering from "golden p*ssy syndrome," and in at least one case someone sounding like she was drunk or high.

I came across some ads with photos which looked TGTBT. Here's one such example:

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/o-o-o-o-girl-next-door-petite-hot-and-sweet-italian-o-o-o/27518578[/URL]

And here's what I found when I did a basic Google image search on one of the photos:

[URL]http://www.nudelas.com/amadora-973/[/URL]

I even called one of the Asian crapshoot ads. They texted me an address for a motel in Richmond. I replied that I saw an ad for Fairfax. It took a while, but they finally texted me an address for a familiar extended stay place near Fair Oaks Mall. It was the same extended stay place where I had a major misadventure this past winter, then responded to a different ad not long afterward and found the same gal in the previous misadventure waiting behind the door. (I left.) Here's the ad for which the answering service texted me a Richmond address:

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/super-hot-asian-first-day-best-service/29832363[/URL]

In the end, I decided to stay retired. I'm sorry, but I'm getting too old to deal with the bullshit too many providers keep giving us.

Finally, let this post be an example to newbies and those whose posts mostly consist of requests for information. Here I am retired from the hobby, and I'm still contributing what is hopefully useful intelligence to the board.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3443439]Last month I announced my retirement from the hobby. Yesterday I logged on for the first time in a few days to check my PM's and felt that old stirring return. My monger phone still hasn't expired yet and has some minutes left on it, so I looked up some ads and made some phone calls. I immediately came across some of the contributing factors as to why I no longer enjoyed the hobby: providers not answering, gals suffering from "golden p*ssy syndrome," and in at least one case someone sounding like she was drunk or high.

I came across some ads with photos which looked TGTBT. Here's one such example:

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/o-o-o-o-girl-next-door-petite-hot-and-sweet-italian-o-o-o/27518578[/URL]

And here's what I found when I did a basic Google image search on one of the photos:

[URL]http://www.nudelas.com/amadora-973/[/URL]

I even called one of the Asian crapshoot ads. They texted me an address for a motel in Richmond. I replied that I saw an ad for Fairfax. It took a while, but they finally texted me an address for a familiar extended stay place near Fair Oaks Mall..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up!

Again, why I feel like BP is not reliable.

I visited this sexy spunky Latina in an Extended Stay place in Sterling today. She is just what I like. Tiny (4'11" with nice bolt-ons. Small waist and legs. Very pretty. After a quick LE check, she signals me to take off my clothes and we're at it! Set-up was easy.

She started with a CBJ, then we proceeded to do whatever position I wanted. Mish, CG, K9, RCG, etc. She was so small, I could just pick her up and move her around as I wished. She was totally OK with nursing, roaming fingers (clit, FIV, and FIA). Close to GFE, but not quite!

Total damage was one bill for 30. Highly recommend. I think she said he's only here through the weekend.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/hermosa-colombiana-independiente-dulce-and-muy-sexy/30990998[/URL]

[quote]Latina esperando x ti me encantan los latinos llamame te estoy esperando.

Sexy Latina very discreet waiting for you lets play!!

Sweet and very sexy.

Tall 4.9.

116 pound.

☎ 240XXXX115.

Poster's age: 28.

• Location: Northern Virginia, Sterling.[/quote]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/colombiana-madurita/26564994[/URL]

Anyone know anything about this dream? I already attempted multiple searches and I RTFF.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3443439]Last month I announced my retirement from the hobby. Yesterday I logged on for the first time in a few days to check my PM's and felt that old stirring return. My monger phone still hasn't expired yet and has some minutes left on it, so I looked up some ads and made some phone calls. I immediately came across some of the contributing factors as to why I no longer enjoyed the hobby: providers not answering, gals suffering from "golden p*ssy syndrome," and in at least one case someone sounding like she was drunk or high.

I came across some ads with photos which looked TGTBT. Here's one such example:

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/o-o-o-o-girl-next-door-petite-hot-and-sweet-italian-o-o-o/27518578[/URL]

And here's what I found when I did a basic Google image search on one of the photos:

[URL]http://www.nudelas.com/amadora-973/[/URL]

I even called one of the Asian crapshoot ads. They texted me an address for a motel in Richmond. I replied that I saw an ad for Fairfax. It took a while, but they finally texted me an address for a familiar extended stay place near Fair Oaks Mall. It was the same extended stay place where I had a major misadventure this past winter, then responded to a different ad not long afterward and found the same gal in the previous misadventure waiting behind the door. (I left.) Here's the ad for which the answering service texted me a Richmond address:

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/super-hot-asian-first-day-best-service/29832363[/URL]

In the end, I decided to stay retired. I'm sorry, but I'm getting too old to deal with the bullshit too many providers keep giving us.

Finally, let this post be an example to newbies and those whose posts mostly consist of requests for information. Here I am retired from the hobby, and I'm still contributing what is hopefully useful intelligence to the board.[/QUOTE]Haha, I too just recently ventured back from retirement, work / family have been incredibly demanding. Pretty sure I'll dip my toes in the water again soon but feel I've been out of it for a while and will need to catch up on hundreds of posts to make sure the scene hasn't changed too much.

When I logged in I discovered unread PM's too from Bunker which was a nice reminder of how we all help each other out.

Stay safe mongers, hope to be back to posting reviews soon.

BTW, I will need to get another monger phone, any preferences these days? Not too keen on the apps that I used to use.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sexy-sensual_-jordan-_100-real/27578239[/URL] Has anyone met her?

[QUOTE=Cash2274;3445182]I visited this sexy spunky Latina in an Extended Stay place in Sterling today. She is just what I like. Tiny (4'11" with nice bolt-ons. Small waist and legs. Very pretty. After a quick LE check, she signals me to take off my clothes and we're at it! Set-up was easy.

She started with a CBJ, then we proceeded to do whatever position I wanted. Mish, CG, K9, RCG, etc. She was so small, I could just pick her up and move her around as I wished. She was totally OK with nursing, roaming fingers (clit, FIV, and FIA). Close to GFE, but not quite!

Total damage was one bill for 30. Highly recommend. I think she said he's only here through the weekend.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/hermosa-colombiana-independiente-dulce-and-muy-sexy/30990998[/URL][/QUOTE]Good looking out, did she have any tattoos?

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/petite-babe-100-real-pics-mind-bl-ng-head-specialist-pretty-kitty/31625323[/URL]

$1 for HH with this cute little honey. She's very petite, non rushing and no attitude. Doesn't like her nipples touched, but everything else was game. Started with a great CBJ, moved on to a few different positions (She has a great GRIP) and I left very satisfied.

[QUOTE=Nyhornet;3432390]I guess persistence pays off. Sent a text today set up an appt. And verified that I would actually see Sharon and not someone else. Massage and service were similar to my other visits to her place with the other ladies. I would say she closely resembles the lady in her ad and has a gorgeous body. She was receptive to all my desires on this day and never asked if I would take care of her or gave me any kind of upsell, she just went with the flow. She thanked me for the tip I left without counting it. What a nice change of pace, but of course YMMV. I like her location, I like her and her friends and will repeat when able.

There was one funny exchange as she cleaned me with a hot towel. I lamented that I came too quickly,during the main event, which lasted several minutes only. She said no, some cum as soon as she touches them with her hand. I said really? She laughed and said happens a lot! You know who you are![/QUOTE]I still don't buy that Sharon actually exists. I have never actually seen this mysterious sharon. I have walked out several times, to include today, because Sharon wasn't Sharon. Just an old hague hiding out in the basement apt in Falls Church.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;3432023]Here's the first part of your review:

And here's how you ended your post:

And somehow my posting that I was kinda confused, and asking for clarification, hurt your feelings?

Seriously?[/QUOTE]Saw Amber again b / c you can't beat $ for a pretty tight bod. At least I didn't have to resend a picture of my junk since my number was saved. Although I found out about another rule. She's very stressed out about no foreign germs coming near or in her body. Even the slightest brush of your hand against your cover will illicit hysteria. But, you do get to drive her home very hard.

[QUOTE=Jgm1291;3447819][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sexy-sensual_-jordan-_100-real/27578239[/URL] Has anyone met her?[/QUOTE]Tried to schedule a month or so with her. Multiple texts and screening is tough as she wants recent references unlike most BP girls. She's been the area for a while.

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;3032757][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-new-new-lovely-exotic-latina-just-for-you/19388071[/URL]

I decided to treat myself to a girl before I hit the big three zero this year and by that I mean gambling my money on uncertainty in a hobby that is notorious for disappointment. I went to go see Sol in Manassas as she resembled someone I saw a long time ago that had similar color and physique. This was a typical two call system with text of the address, her english on the phone is good, but very simple. She's the exact person in the pictures and I'd say she's far prettier in person as well, damn sight better than 75% of the latinas you will be getting around this area. When entering the room it was full of smoke which I later found out was her vape machine (vapenaysh V&#923 however that being said the smell of the vapor was not intrusive by any means which was surprisingly pleasant. She's got incredibly long hair and a decent body that carrys the weight well all around, a bit of pouch in the front, but nothing bad. The damage was one twenty, initially I was going for the quicky but decided to upgrade with out notice.
give her a solid 7/10 and maybe as far as to say an 8/10 just for her charming personality and attitude, she was very welcoming and willing to please. As with all things YMMV, and she appeared to open up once I could converse with her a lot easier. On the surface from the ad she appears to be a very run of the mill latina that won't surprise anyone, but she's a diamond in the rough IMO.[/QUOTE]I saw Sol last year when I visited Nova in my dream based on this recommendation, great. Will be back in Nova for the next few weeks. Can't seem to see Sol on ads. So Are there any other Latinas like Sol that people would recommend? Basically:

1) reasonable donation.

2) great attitude / personality.

3) That classic Latina body, y'all know what I mean.

[QUOTE=ActionPotentia;3449634]I saw Sol last year when I visited Nova in my dream based on this recommendation, great. Will be back in Nova for the next few weeks. Can't seem to see Sol on ads. So Are there any other Latinas like Sol that people would recommend? Basically:

1) reasonable donation.

2) great attitude / personality.

3) That classic Latina body, y'all know what I mean.[/QUOTE]The link provided above is to the escorts section of BP which has been dead for some time. There is a Sol on BP right now. Is this the provider you are talking about?

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/super-women-first-time-sol/27096235[/URL]

And there are two TER reviews for Latina's using the phone number. Is she independent? Or?

[QUOTE=Zingie;3448439]I still don't buy that Sharon actually exists. I have never actually seen this mysterious sharon. I have walked out several times, to include today, because Sharon wasn't Sharon. Just an old hague hiding out in the basement apt in Falls Church.[/QUOTE]I've been there three different times and no old hags! Theee beautiful late 20's early 30's very attractive and accommodating Thai ladies. I do believe I saw Sharon the last time.

Today I was bored so I decided to surf BP, I found couple options but I called Katelynn, she definitely looks young, she says is 20 years old and looks better than her ad pics, she is with a girlfriend who stays in the restroom, I didn't like the idea, but that's one of her rules and to be honest my cock was drooling already, she has a firm bubble but that matches her huge tits and I was dying to stick bend her over and stick my cock. I'm glad I stay, she has the non GFE policy, but I'm pretty sure she uses that in order to upsell, I wish I'd see her, but I'm not sure that's happening, she returns to CAL on Monday. If you are into young white providers with extra meat don't miss her out!