Rochester and Maple unmarked Spa
I had four dreams that I went to this place which apparently doesn't have a business sign. It's next door to a nail salon.
1. The first dream I had was incredible. There was french kissing, the girl was topless. It was right when it opened. Wonderful experience. 120 with tip.
2. The second dream I saw a young and beautiful girl named Wendy. She was ok with nip-sucking and gave me two pops (beginning and end). 120 with tip.
3. During the four dream, I asked for Wendy, but she wasn't there anymore, just left to New York. I was assured a beautiful, new, young girl would take care of me. She came in, not too pretty, kinda young, and I tried to talk to her about going topless. She asked for 120 TIP in addition to the 80 up front paid. I was in shock. She wouldn't have it, and I even offered up to 100 for topless and she stuck to her guns. I began to put my clothes back on and she ran out. A 21-year old came in, Tiffany, incredibly cute girl wow. She spoke English way better. She tried to calm down the situation and offered to massage me instead. She said the previous girl said I brought out a condom WTF. In the end, I got to play with nips and gave an 80 tip on top of the 80 to get in. What a rip-off. But she was fine.
4. I wanted to dream about Tiffany again, called, and she wasn't there. I was convinced by the girl on the phone, Cici, to come as there were a whole new set of girls. I kept saying I already saw one of them and she was horrible. I told her the girls I'd seen before to confirm I am a reg. I was convinced to come, and was offered the same dumb bimbo as the previous time. When we both looked at each other, we expressed disgust. I told Cici, "see I already saw this chic I'm not seeing her again" and she lied and said, "No she is new. " LOL stupid liar. She offered another girl who was just plain ugly and I walked out.
Shame. That's how my dreams ended.
2nd post. Massage Review Rundown
This is my second post entailing my massage review rundown in the area. All of my visits occurred in the past 18 mos, a couple were two years ago.
For what its worth; none of the places I am reviewing are places I will ever be visiting again. While I "lurked" as they say around this website for a couple years, I waited quite a while to make my first post, maybe I was thinking that if I found a jewel in the rough I wanted to keep it to myself. Well after a little over two years of visiting these places, the jewels are VERY rare, and now I want to give my honest opinion of all the places I've been. Yes, there are a couple jewels, but they are very few and rarely last long.
Secondly, the ones I'm choosing to review are the ones you will see posted the most frequently in the various classifieds around town. Some of them are so incessant about posting (they might post ten times in the same day) that it gets a bit annoying.
Thirdly, you'll notice other reviews on this site that will say various 'legit' place don't offer extras. I've found that to be incorrect. The only difference BTW a legit place and a non-legit place, is that they will NOT offer extras the FIRST time. Go to any of these places long enough, be a gentleman (that is KEY), and the environment changes. In fact, the best place I've EVER been was a 100% a legit place that I went to every other week for a year because they had hands down the absolute hottest model type provider. I NEVER once asked for more, never broached the subject, and was nothing but a gentleman. And I also tolerated a less than average massage (haha) A year later I scheduled a visit like always and when I walked In she greeted me like I was her long lost boyfriend (even though I'd just seen her three weeks before) and EVERYTHING that day changed. And I didn't even have to spend a dollar that day (so weirdly enough nothing was illegal), and yes I got a LOT more. Sadly, she is gone, and the place doesn't exist anymore.
1. Pine Tree Spa - [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girls-just-arrived-treat-yourself-with-best-asian-massage-in-town-pt/14092065[/URL].
This place is an old building, doesn't look bad on the outside, but inside is run down. Tables suck, and the massage rooms have a dumpy worn out vibe.
I've been here twice. The first time was in the summer and there were two women one in her late 30's, one in her early 40's, both more attractive than what you usually find in an AMP. Their age made up for the overall dumpiness and non-sexiness of the place and its why I ended up going back a second time.
BUT on my second visit here a month ago the two women were both around the age of 50. Gone were the sexier girls, and gone was any excitement on my part.
It's a standard AMP experience, yet even though I told them I wanted a 'hard' massage, it was pretty weak each time. The younger girl (who isn't there anymore) and the older lady I had the second time each seemed to be rather robotic.
After the hot towel, each visit involved the women offering to show me more for a tip. If you read my first post then you know that on my second visit I politely declined with the older lady and thanked her for the massage and left.
Cost 7. Plus tip.
Rating 3/5 first visit, 1/5 second visit.
2. Pressure Point - [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/pressure-point-massage-therapy-ask-for-aaliyah/19685029[/URL].
Been here four times. I first visited this place a little over two years ago as the pictures in the add are top notch and they bill themselves as a legitimate place. I didn't think a legit place would use fake pics, and while its not a classic 'bait and switch' as they say, I would put this in the category of a "sometimes bait and switch" in that the girls in the photos occasionally work there, but not very often.
The technicality is that the AA lady who runs the place does indeed get the girls in the photos to work for her, BUT they don't work very many hours each week. Its almost exclusively the 50 ish female owner who is in there the majority of the week.
The first time I called and specifically asked for the girl in the pic, and over the phone they said no problem; but when I arrived I was told she "had to leave suddenly" and the owner ended up doing my massage.
The second time I actually got the girl in the photo, and the third time I got the girl in the photo, but the fourth time was the "she had to leave suddenly" line again.
The good: Props to the owner of the place who is basically running an AMP but with no Asians; mainly mixed girls and girls of Latina descent. If you do actually get one of the employees, they are definitely fairly attractive.
The bad: the owner isn't above faking you out if she needs extra cash that month, and the massage really isn't spectacular. Neither of three women who I got massages from (the owner and two different employees) gave me a great massage. They seem to see it as giving you an 'ok' massage, getting to the reverse, and then getting you out.
I have mixed feelings about the place, and having gone four times should indicate that I really wasn't sure what I thought of the place, but its been at least 9 months since I went last, and when I see their adds online, there isn't any interest on my part of visiting again.
Cost; 1 plus tip.
3/5 stars.
Famous Shiatsu Massage – Mound Road.
This AMP doesn't advertise anymore, probably because they've been on Mound road as long as I can remember. Its owned by the same owner who operates the AMP on Dequindre that I reviewed in my last post, and that I rated highly for giving a really good quality massage.
I used to go to this place two yeas ago as they had two providers in their late 30's who were both really attractive and gave stellar massages. Unfortunately, the owner told me they both moved back to China.
The current providers are your typical late 40 ish – 60 ish, and unlike the place on dequindre, they seem much less interested in giving a good massage. The last time I went was about 10 mos ago and I swear they just wanted to get me to the reverse and get me out. Everything was robotic and dull.
Nearly two years ago I went there on a particularly busy day and they asked if I could wait fifteen minutes in the lobby (which usually never occurs at AMP if you are familiar with them) and I didn't have anything better to do so I said yes.
Well, this was when I met the owner, because she was in the front lobby area sitting in there with a 50 ish white guy who was apparently her bookkeeper. He was going into great detail regarding the various receipts she needed to keep for tax purposes. I don't want to go into any details that would betray private stuff about the place, but it was definitely fascinating to hear the actual owner of these AMP's talk about running them and different things that were entailed. And as everyone knows, these places are cash cows; so the owner definitely has to cover her ass when it comes to taxes and the government.
