Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JamesHunt76;3117961]Can a senior member PM me or someone respond with some advice? Monthly or so regular and only lately have I been obvious enough with lady to get at bare minimum a solo flight, with no hands on deck from the attendant. I've asked for help in the cockpit but she always says she'll get in trouble (not really sure how this works- the FAA doesn't monitor the cockpit).

Any advice for getting a co-pilot to help with the landing? Also, for help in gaining access to the lower cargo area? It's always sealed tighter than a straight edge girl on a date night with her father in tow.[/QUOTE]Try flying a different airline. Even with recent FAA investigations and closures, there are plenty of ways to fly the friendly skies with someone else's hand on the stick.

Went to Columbus again because it's not far down 65 and always more than just a standard finish has been offered (been 5 times now). Have never been able to understand the girls name but they have all been basically the same as far as looks go. Just a notice be sure to bring your own cover because if not it's saran wrap LOL. Heading to SOHO again this weekend too. Let everyone know soon.

Was cold and rainy and I spent time reading of a new beach on Stone Key. Since my day was rained out, I decided to dream.

In my dream it is a tranquil place, with a tiki bar, neon sign, and a nice 30 ish waitress named Lisa. I went and ordered my usual.

Lisa was great, friendly, and easy to look at. Didn't ask about a full kitchen menu, but it didn't look open. I did ask for top shelf, and with encouragement, received a good pour.

Good happy dream.

[QUOTE=JamesHunt76;3117961]Can a senior member PM me or someone respond with some advice? Monthly or so regular and only lately have I been obvious enough with lady to get at bare minimum a solo flight, with no hands on deck from the attendant. I've asked for help in the cockpit but she always says she'll get in trouble (not really sure how this works- the FAA doesn't monitor the cockpit).

Any advice for getting a co-pilot to help with the landing? Also, for help in gaining access to the lower cargo area? It's always sealed tighter than a straight edge girl on a date night with her father in tow.[/QUOTE]Hey JamesHunt:

Time to find another airline! And their are plenty of gifted airline services available, perhaps even find a private attendant with gifted services. Good luck and be safe!

Lauda1978.

Feeling the withdraws from Mei Ling, so thought I would toftt and travel south on Madison.

I thought it would be great. I went last night about 7 and a 30-40 something comes out. Moderately dressed. Short hair. Maybe a 6/7 out of 10. Anyway, she said come back later she was busy.

So I went this morning. I walked in about 1045 and the lady told me it would be 5 minutes. She was younger. 25. Cute. But I'm jeans and not looking like she was going to do anything. She takes me back to the room, and says it will be five minutes.

After about five minutes, the oldest Asian lady I have ever seen comes in. Wearing maroon scrubs. Old guys. Like 60. She easily could've been the grandma of the others I mentioned.

With that I said. I actually am in a hurry. I got up and gave her $10 b / c I felt bad and for wasting time and left.

Back to the drawing board for me, I'll report back for fun nothing good.

This place popped up last week, I think.

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-beach-spa/17046405[/URL]

Thanks for the info- been waiting to see on this place.

[QUOTE=PurpleHey;3121642]Was cold and rainy and I spent time reading of a new beach on Stone Key. Since my day was rained out, I decided to dream.

In my dream it is a tranquil place, with a tiki bar, neon sign, and a nice 30 ish waitress named Lisa. I went and ordered my usual.

Lisa was great, friendly, and easy to look at. Didn't ask about a full kitchen menu, but it didn't look open. I did ask for top shelf, and with encouragement, received a good pour.

Good happy dream.[/QUOTE].

Today I had the exact same experience and with the same waitress, Lisa. I left happy and paid standard fare for 1 hour. Plenty of parking in the back away from the busy street. I noticed two other waitresses at this place, both around 30 but not as cute as Lisa (IMHO). Lisa did change the sheets while I was getting dressed, which is always nice to see. I would return.

[QUOTE=PurpleHey;3121642]Was cold and rainy and I spent time reading of a new beach on Stone Key. Since my day was rained out, I decided to dream.

In my dream it is a tranquil place, with a tiki bar, neon sign, and a nice 30 ish waitress named Lisa. I went and ordered my usual.

Lisa was great, friendly, and easy to look at. Didn't ask about a full kitchen menu, but it didn't look open. I did ask for top shelf, and with encouragement, received a good pour.

Good happy dream.[/QUOTE]

Took one for the team and got bilked. Went to 317-728-9661.

Paid 80 to masseuse #1. As she is rubbing masseuse #2 comes in starts rubbing. Then #1 says you want 4 hand. Their sales technique overcame my usual resistance. I paid additional 60. Then after a bit #1 says we make you feel good for 20 tip each. So paid 180 total and guess what? Nothing but teasing. They did not even want to let me turn over.

Total rip off. Avoid.

[QUOTE=PhxMarker;3126206]Took one for the team and got bilked. Went to 317-728-9661.

Paid 80 to masseuse #1. As she is rubbing masseuse #2 comes in starts rubbing. Then #1 says you want 4 hand. Their sales technique overcame my usual resistance. I paid additional 60. Then after a bit #1 says we make you feel good for 20 tip each. So paid 180 total and guess what? Nothing but teasing. They did not even want to let me turn over.

Total rip off. Avoid.[/QUOTE]The place has been reviewed a zillion times on here. That one's on you.

Well, I guess this is my first review. So here goes.

On the northside where you won't find "demons", there is a spa that I visited. Hoping to receive the perks of the massage ending, I decided to scope them out. And I got maybe some Chinese late 20's, early 30's girl. Forgot her name, so I'll call her Beth. She massaged me and it wasn't bad except for the few times she left to answer the door. Until she said "you want shower?" ME, being the fool I am, agreed to a shower. Next thing I know, I'm in a bathrobe and flip flops being led down the hall to another room with a bed thing connected to a shower hose. I lay down and she rinses me head to toe. That was probably the weirdest experience of my whole week so far.

All in all. Damage was a full hundo including tips. If you go there expecting the "benefits" of a massage like I did, you'll be sorely disappointed.

Back to square one, I suppose.

Toftt today. I want to be selfish so it doesn't get hit up. But I'm looking for nuru. So I'll share in good faith that someone returns the favor.

Not far from muffler there is a place back off the main road. A road that Francis Scott Key would like.

Went about 11. Door was locked, so I rang doorbell. 30 something comes to answer. Greets me with a hug and holds my hand back to the private room. Probably one of the better looking ones I have had. Minus the jacked up teeth. But they all have yellow crooked teeth.

She was wearing a nice black dress.

About half way into the hr she allows my UTC roaming and liked it. So I took off her panties at no resistance. She then looked at me and asked for $100 for FS. I gave her $ and she left the room and came back with smile.

She took all her clothes off. Put a condom on my and began with CBJ. Bout3 min in she stopped. Put some oil on my fingers and on hers. I gave her the shocker (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink) and she rubbed my hole.

Then she road the horse like a cowgirl. Bounce bounce. $. 6 all in.

Started with CBJ as I.

[QUOTE=Impulse46;3127777]Well, I guess this is my first review. So here goes.

On the northside where you won't find "demons", there is a spa that I visited. Hoping to receive the perks of the massage ending, I decided to scope them out. And I got maybe some Chinese late 20's, early 30's girl. Forgot her name, so I'll call her Beth. She massaged me and it wasn't bad except for the few times she left to answer the door. Until she said "you want shower?" ME, being the fool I am, agreed to a shower. Next thing I know, I'm in a bathrobe and flip flops being led down the hall to another room with a bed thing connected to a shower hose. I lay down and she rinses me head to toe. That was probably the weirdest experience of my whole week so far.

All in all. Damage was a full hundo including tips. If you go there expecting the "benefits" of a massage like I did, you'll be sorely disappointed.

Back to square one, I suppose.[/QUOTE]If you have done minimal research on the AMP side then you should be familiar with a table shower. Usually you get one first so everything is clean for the massage. That's a good time to "feel out" if anything is going to happen. If they cover your unmentionables with a washcloth (or in my case a beach towel yuk yuk) during the shower then most likely you're SOL. If, however, they vigorously clean your boys and the back alley then you're probably good to go for the "benefit" you're looking for.

The walk back after the shower is a good time to test out touching the massager and see if they're receptive. A hand on the waist or arm is usually a safe way to test the waters.

[QUOTE=EPhillips;3128431]If you have done minimal research on the AMP side then you should be familiar with a table shower. Usually you get one first so everything is clean for the massage. That's a good time to "feel out" if anything is going to happen. If they cover your unmentionables with a washcloth (or in my case a beach towel yuk yuk) during the shower then most likely you're SOL. If, however, they vigorously clean your boys and the back alley then you're probably good to go for the "benefit" you're looking for.

The walk back after the shower is a good time to test out touching the massager and see if they're receptive. A hand on the waist or arm is usually a safe way to test the waters.[/QUOTE]Which, I now have to mention, reminds me of one of my first AMP experiences with Cindi at H. I took the TS and on the way back to the room she couldn't keep her hands off me. I knew I was in for a treat and enjoyed my first and only FS AMP experience. She was a feisty one in a short skirt and I had a LOT of fun during that hour. Also one of my only paid experiences with a double pop.

Had a great time. Someone that hadn't been there for awhile is back. She is fun speaks good english and isn't all about the money. One of the best times I've had in a long time. All was on the table.