Massage Parlor Reports

What is the scoop on sunny accuwell across from best buy on Lorna road.

[QUOTE=Jaw3545;2602245]What is the scoop on sunny accuwell across from best buy on Lorna road.[/QUOTE]Waste of time IMHO. DIY place.

Medical Mal.

[QUOTE=MedicalMal;2602292]Waste of time IMHO. DIY place.

Medical Mal.[/QUOTE]Yes I agree plus that little shopping center can be crowded in case you don't want to be seen going into one of these places.

I ended up going to Crystal Acupressure in Pelham. I knew that it was a DIY place, but I needed a massage and thought I might as well. The lady that worked on me was mid 40's. Ok body. She gave me a good table shower and pretty decent massage. She worked a lot on my butt and did spend a lot of time grazing my anus and boys. Throughout the massage she kept giving me compliments on my body and what she liked. She moved my hand to my junk for me to DIY. Toward the end of the massage, she spent a lot of time negotiating a tip. At least 3 minutes. I was planning on giving her a tip because she had worked me over pretty good, but I did not like her trying to push it. A strange thing when I was leaving after I paid. A very attractive blond girl came in wanting a massage. At that point, I wish I could have pretended that I was the masseuse.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;2599654]She has always been very reliable, but now cell disconnected, not answering email and no ads. Anyone have any info on her status?[/QUOTE]I got an email saying she had changed phones, but she didn't give me her new number, which was odd.

Since nobody seems to be saying anything about the usual suspects in Center Point I decided to take a run by the other day. Long story short. I shouldn't have. Got a good table shower and a decent massage. The girl actually even spoke decent English. Actually everything was pretty good. But they're just so damn old. I keep trying every few months hoping against hope that maybe there will be something worthwhile but it never is.

Birmingham sucks.

[QUOTE=Jaw3545;2604682]I ended up going to Crystal Acupressure in Pelham. I knew that it was a DIY place, but I needed a massage and thought I might as well. The lady that worked on me was mid 40's. Ok body. She gave me a good table shower and pretty decent massage. She worked a lot on my butt and did spend a lot of time grazing my anus and boys. Throughout the massage she kept giving me compliments on my body and what she liked. She moved my hand to my junk for me to DIY. Toward the end of the massage, she spent a lot of time negotiating a tip. At least 3 minutes. I was planning on giving her a tip because she had worked me over pretty good, but I did not like her trying to push it. A strange thing when I was leaving after I paid. A very attractive blond girl came in wanting a massage. At that point, I wish I could have pretended that I was the masseuse.[/QUOTE]I visited Crystal Acupressure a few days ago. Amy is no longer there. There is only one mid 40's lady. She did push for higher tip. 4 for no extra. A lot of teasing but no extras. Damage is $. Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2571233]Anybody checked out the new place on Lorna Rd yet?[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time! DIY place. I think there were peepholes in the doors for people to look in. She did the massage with no cover but also walked out several times. And left the door open while I was in the room.

[QUOTE=Johnnybrown;2614086]Don't waste your time! DIY place. I think there were peepholes in the doors for people to look in. She did the massage with no cover but also walked out several times. And left the door open while I was in the room.[/QUOTE]I am fine with DIY. Do you know any AMP with 20's pretty girls?

[QUOTE=DavidPeter;2614236]I am fine with DIY. Do you know any AMP with 20's pretty girls?[/QUOTE]Place on Hwy 31 in Pelham had some nice looking young girls.

[QUOTE=DavidPeter;2614236]I am fine with DIY. Do you know any AMP with 20's pretty girls?[/QUOTE]LOL, no they are all in there 40's or 50's.

[QUOTE=TideLover;2614490]Place on Hwy 31 in Pelham had some nice looking young girls.[/QUOTE]Yes, there were two pretty young girls, but they gone. Now, they are replaced by a 40's or 50's old lady. I rather drive to Atlanta than having a DIY with a 40's lady.

[QUOTE=DavidPeter;2615861]Yes, there were two pretty young girls, but they gone. Now, they are replaced by a 40's or 50's old lady. I rather drive to Atlanta than having a DIY with a 40's lady.[/QUOTE]Thought this place had potential. Pretty decent table shower to start, but not as good as some I've enjoyed. Decent massage, but on the flip was surprised to be encouraged with DIY assistance. Then to top it off followed me to the parking lot wanting a TIP. Get real. I don't tip for DIY service.

[QUOTE=PeterParker;2616393]Thought this place had potential. Pretty decent table shower to start, but not as good as some I've enjoyed. Decent massage, but on the flip was surprised to be encouraged with DIY assistance. Then to top it off followed me to the parking lot wanting a TIP. Get real. I don't tip for DIY service.[/QUOTE]I've never had a diy so if they just stand there and watch why not partake?

Stop by Lotus today. Saw two 50's ladies there. I left and went to I Knead. I was greeted by a 40's typical Chinese lady. It was late so I decided to stay. Average massage with No extra!

[QUOTE=DavidPeter;2620926]Stop by Lotus today. Saw two 50's ladies there. I left and went to I Knead. I was greeted by a 40's typical Chinese lady. It was late so I decided to stay. Average massage with No extra![/QUOTE]You should have stayed at Lotus. YMMV.

[QUOTE=SundanceKid;2621322]You should have stayed at Lotus. YMMV.[/QUOTE]PM details?

I grow tired of visiting dinosaurs in CP.

LOL. Blowing dust out that shit.

Had the pleasure of meeting a very nice 40 something Masseuse a couple of times while visiting your lovely city. It was a pleasurable visit both times. SM can PM me for specifics. All an all not a bad place. Tried it during the day and last call at night same experience both times.

Will be visiting for the race later on the month and have a question about some of your AMPs. I see some favorable reports on another "map" site about one therapy and ocean, however talk on here is quite the opposite. I'm think some utr action is happening here but not sure. Please pm me with details pro or con.

If you guys ever get up north to Chicago, hit me up. There is plenty of action available up here with a wide open menu.

Be safe.

Joe.

[QUOTE=Joe6009;2628996]Will be visiting for the race later on the month and have a question about some of your AMPs. I see some favorable reports on another "map" site about one therapy and ocean, however talk on here is quite the opposite. I'm think some utr action is happening here but not sure. Please pm me with details pro or con.

If you guys ever get up north to Chicago, hit me up. There is plenty of action available up here with a wide open menu.

Be safe.

Joe.[/QUOTE]I have been with Lotus and I Knead and several other AMPs in last two months. 90% you will end up with 40's-50's average Chinese with no extras. Last week, I drove 2 hr to VIP health spa near Chattanooga. Met 20's K girl FS for 1. 4.

[QUOTE=DavidPeter;2630491]I have been with Lotus and I Knead and several other AMPs in last two months. 90% you will end up with 40's-50's average Chinese with no extras. Last week, I drove 2 hr to VIP health spa near Chattanooga. Met 20's K girl FS for 1. 4.[/QUOTE]Yeah if you want something similar to Chicago his best bet is to stay in Anniston for race and drive to Atlanta.

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;2618565]I've never had a diy so if they just stand there and watch why not partake?[/QUOTE]I didn't say that I didn't partake. But I'm not going to tip her if I have to take matters into my own hand.

A new AMP, another disappointment. The provider is 50's. Massage is below average. $50 for 1 hour. It was DIY. Be aware that if you give her 80, she may say she doesn't have a 10 to return. Thus, you will end up with a 30 tip like I am. I will not return.

[QUOTE=PeterParker;2636813]I didn't say that I didn't partake. But I'm not going to tip her if I have to take matters into my own hand.[/QUOTE]No I was saying if there going to stand there and watch why don't they just go ahead and do it for you.

I saw this girl earlier in the year when she was here. All I can say is. Don't.

[QUOTE=Sleeper11;2643948]I saw this girl earlier in the year when she was here. All I can say is. Don't.[/QUOTE]Ditto!

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Anybody been to foot accupressure lately? I haven't been since January, just wondering how it is now.

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;2643607]No I was saying if there going to stand there and watch why don't they just go ahead and do it for you.[/QUOTE]Oh, I totally agree. She picked up my hand and encouraged it. She squirted plenty of oil on me to make things easier. I'm like ok and she's watching (maybe enjoying the show. Who knows? But I sure wasn't going to tip HER for the work I did. LOL.

[QUOTE=Sleeper11;2643948]I saw this girl earlier in the year when she was here. All I can say is. Don't.[/QUOTE]Too bad. She is gorgeous! Or maybe the pics aren't her?

[QUOTE=PeterParker;2647337]Too bad. She is gorgeous! Or maybe the pics aren't her?[/QUOTE]She is not the girl in those pics. However she's young and pretty, kind of tall for a Asian girl as well.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2647357]She is not the girl in those pics. However she's young and pretty, kind of tall for a Asian girl as well.[/QUOTE]Yeah she's definitely not girl in pics but looks pretty good. I don't care how pretty she is though I just felt like the whole experience sucked.

So saw her a month or 2 ago. Definitely not the girl in the pics but she is attractive. Not a bad massage the only qualms I have is she was constantly answering text and calls while in the middle of it. Offered an HJ for ending. Not bad but not enough to make me pop so left wanting after she rushed me out the door. I have a huge Asian fetish but I will say I'm not going to see her again wasn't worth the money.

[QUOTE=JackN268;2646732]Anybody been to foot accupressure lately? I haven't been since January, just wondering how it is now.[/QUOTE]I was just there Sunday morning and for my first experience it wasn't bad I guess. I had Nina give me a massage and that's all I got, no extras. She did a great job though and grazed the boys a time or two, didn't seem to mind me uncovering myself. Very pretty middle aged lady and really knew how to turn me on, but declined extra services. All in all for my first time doing this, I wasn't too disappointed. I'd hope next time I could get more.

[QUOTE=JackN268;2646732]Anybody been to foot accupressure lately? I haven't been since January, just wondering how it is now.[/QUOTE]I was just there Sunday morning and for my first experience it wasn't bad I guess. I had Nina give me a massage and that's all I got, no extras. She did a great job though and grazed the boys a time or two, didn't seem to mind me uncovering myself. Very pretty middle aged lady and really knew how to turn me on, but declined extra services. All in all for my first time doing this, I wasn't too disappointed. I'd hope next time I could get more.

I was just there this past Sunday. This was my first time at a massage parlor, even though no extras were offered, I still had a pleasant experience. Nina was my provider, a very pretty petite middle aged lady that really made me feel like a million bucks! She didn't seem to mind me touching myself, and grazed the boys a time or two, but it was strictly a legitimate massage. I wish it could have been more, but I still had a great time with her. I'm new to this, so any pointers would be greatly appreciated. I can definitely see how this could become addictive!

Sorry, didn't mean to post the same thing so many times. I didn't think it posted. New to the posting thing. LOL.

[QUOTE=Luvmyasiangirl;2656499]I was just there Sunday morning and for my first experience it wasn't bad I guess. I had Nina give me a massage and that's all I got, no extras. She did a great job though and grazed the boys a time or two, didn't seem to mind me uncovering myself. Very pretty middle aged lady and really knew how to turn me on, but declined extra services. All in all for my first time doing this, I wasn't too disappointed. I'd hope next time I could get more.[/QUOTE]You won't.

I'm thinking about trying Angel Spa on 31 this weekend. I haven't seen any reviews on rubmaps or anywhere else. Just wondering if anyone has tried it yet or if I'll just be wasting time? Thanks in advance!

Do a search here. Think it has been reviewed before.

[QUOTE=LuvMyAsianGirl;2658165]I'm thinking about trying Angel Spa on 31 this weekend. I haven't seen any reviews on rubmaps or anywhere else. Just wondering if anyone has tried it yet or if I'll just be wasting time? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;2658618]Do a search here. Think it has been reviewed before.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I think I'll try it out and give a review.