Hawaii Massage? Dobson and Southern
There I was at Sake Tine sipping a cool Sapporo and chatting with a 'friend' of mine when I spied the tell tale neon of a Massage sign. As I continued my chat with her, I found myself more and more infatuated with sign, and less and less with her. A mongers curse if you will. Knowing that she could not do the deed with Ol Bubba that night, I quickly said my goodbyes to her and jokingly referred to the Massage parlor in question.
I climbed in my car and pulled out on to Dobson, looped around the backside, and wa-la I'm there. A cute very shorthaired Chinese girl named 'Candy' greeted me. Her hair reminded of Haile Barry. Not a bad thing. The more I think about it, I think I have seen her at a legit foot massage place on Elliot and Alma. Hmmm.
Anyway. Got the half for. 4, tight little body as she led me back. Was wearing a short dress. Anyway, she walked on the back, which was nice. She then jumped down and started a fast and furious massage. She was whacking away like crazy. Finally I grabbed her blurry hand and told her to slow down for God's sake. This seemed to bring her back to reality and out of her computerized demeanor.
Finally I flipped and had a nice conversation with her. She said she was from China and likes it here. Yadda Yadda Yadda.
6 was requested for the basic cable service, and I was required to 'fish' it out of my pant-sis-sis before the service would start. I hate when they do that. In the end, she was nice enough to 'De Cloak' ala a Romulan War Bird and Ol Bubba took the Nestea plunge. Very nice body on this one. I think the place is named Hawaii massage.
All and all I would give it a C+.
Usa spa the corner of 51st ave and peoria
I am not into the asains so I seen this place on backpage and decided to drop by there were two nice ladies one young one and one older one both very nice and very nice built, great massage really relaxing good tecniques I've been to alot of american places and to be honest they don't really massage to good usually they just want the money and rush you out the door, but at this place they take there time and treat customers right, on the flip it was great too great rates and very acomodating place.
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Zen Spa on West Bell Road.
I dreamed of going here on Friday. In the dream, I was greeted by a pretty and petite 40-50 whyear old Asian lady who immediately guessed that I'd like the 30 min special (standard $.4).
She followed me into the room, helped me undress and politely said that underwear are optional. She wore a nice little sundress and I think I dreamed that she had nothing under it.
Great massage, on the flip, she offered up a decent menu that I declined for pricing reasons. Not bad, but started at $.4 and went upwards of $. HJ, BBBJ, CFS.
When I said no thanks, she politely finished a wonderful massage and I went on my merry way after leaving a nice little tip.
One more. The place on NW corner, Hayden and Thomas
Next to Gold's Gym. Went in a few weeks ago and had a less than great experience. Walked in and was greeted by 55-60 whyear old Asian lady. She passed me off to a 35-40 whyear old Latina. Bad attitude from the get-go and ridiculous fake ta-tas.
She starts me on a mediocre massage, at which point I start to doze off and dream that she offers everything for a very high cover. Even in a good dream, I wouldn't say yes if the price isn't right. So I say no in the dream and she gets annoyed that she still needs to fill the time. Then the prices get cut in half, so I figure I might as well make it a better dream and imagine a HJ. Bad idea. Felt very rough and was allowed to touch the fake ta-tas, but only lightly. Never going back. Bad dreams about this one.
What a vy nice Sunday surprise.
Sunday I had a really nice dream. Riding around about 6:30-7:00 and remembering a comment about a place on Gilbert / Broadway where I could get a vy gd massage. I didn't remember if extras were available or not (old age setting in) but I decided what the hell, I needed a massage anyway, so I talked myself into it for health reasons, you know.
I was greeted by Lucy, who was hot. The thoughts about a "good" massage was out of mind in a split second. Didn't care about that anymore. Guessing now, but I would say she was in her 30's. I would give her an 8 for face and body. 9 for attitude but for a massage, only a 3-4. But that didn't stop me from enjoying our time together. She showed me to the room and said she was with someone else and would be back in 10 minutes. She stopped in one more time to check on me before it was my time. I didn't like the wait, but I was already into high anticipation by the time she was free. She was worth the wait. I highly recommend Lucy and it will be about the real reason we go to an AMP, not the massage. She was friendly, sweet and wanted to satisfy.
After 25 minutes or so came the flip. I put my hand on her beautiful butt, smiled and told her how pretty she was. She smiled and said let me show you. She started a slow dance and low and behold, in my dream, that dress came right off, leaving sexy panties and bra. WOW, what a sight. I motioned for a HE, started at. 4 and she said 'oh no", never. 4. She started at. 6 and I put on my stern face and guess what, we ended at. 6. I had no will power, just desire. Anyway, I paid for 1 hour but was out of there in 35-40 minutes. When she had cleaned me up, she was about to walk out when I asked if she would continue the massage for the rest of the time. She said yes and then the bells rang stating someone else was there. She left to greet him, walked back in and then a second damn punter came in. What the hell, was there a bus outside? Anyway, I got dressed said goodbye with a smile and left. There was another girl there but I never got to see her. Lucy, I highly recommend. I am still smiling.
Well, dadadadadadat's all folks. Great dream!
Re: What a vy nice Sunday surprise.
[QUOTE=Thephnx;1132791]...then the bells rang stating someone else was there. She left to greet him, walked back in and then a second damn punter came in. What the hell, was there a bus outside? [/QUOTE]Are you, by any chance, related to Bubba?
Sometimes it is worth it.
[QUOTE=Supaspiffy;1132927]Is there anyone around that offers a dirt cheap massage with just a HE? In Cali I know of a few places where I can get that for. 40 or even. 20. Yes they're not the best lookers, but if you don't want to go broke and still get your chicken choked, then you've got those options.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of opportunities out there for. 4. That is normally what I pay & a few times. 3. B / see she was stunning to me and even more, her attitude was great, at that moment the. 6 was worth it. Sometimes even I think a bargain is too cheap.
Elia. Awesome therapist but mixed signals
This one caught my eye when I saw her pics. You can find a few old ads on backpage but she also posts on CL and massageanywhere. She was firm about only doing therapeutic on the phone, but her backpage ad in "body rubs" is a little conflicted. I decided to see her anyway.
She looks great just like her pictures, face all done up and sweet. When she asked me for my full name, number, and address, saying that it's the city of Scottsdale's policy to have the client's names, I got worried. But I stripped down anyway, and thought that being a therapeutic therapist, she would drape me. No drape ever came. She was content with seeing my ass for the whole time, even massaging my glutes. She's a fine therapist, knowing how to work the body like you'd expect, but I was still hoping for extras at the end. So when she flipped me, I smiled like a little kid thinking that this was the sure sign of a release coming. She massaged more of my leg, but never got close down there. Then she wiped me with a wet towel, and told me that was it. What a tease.
I left pretty much confused. I get that she made no promises of any extras, but why would she be ok with no drapes and flipping me at the end? Should I have asked flat out? Was she expecting that I'd request for a HE and when I didn't, she assumed I didn't want it?
[url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/unforgetable-massage-by-latina-girl-30/8337353[/url]
Aztec closes at 8PM Mon-Sat
[QUOTE=Supaspiffy;1134641]After all the talk about Aztec, I drove all the way to Scottsdale at 8:45pm last night to find a totally desolate Aztec. No cars parked or anything. The sign says back at 9:00 so I chilled, come back around 45 min later and still deserted. On a Friday night? What gives?[/QUOTE]It's in their ad in NT and has been the same hours for quite some time.
Bowlng for Massage Bubba throw's a Strike!
Was driving east on Dobson near Southern when Ol Bubba spotted an "A" frame style sign with our beloved "Massage" pasted on it. I called immediately and made an appointment with "Rose" for later that night.
As I returned later, (Trademark Champagne of Beers firmly in my paws) I parked in the Bowling alley lot and considered my options. As I sipped my "liquid gold", I was people watching the bowlers as they headed to their cars. Interesting group. But I digress.
Finally finished my beer and headed out of the landing craft and started to assault the beach. As I got near the door I realized that it was literally right next to a bar entrance (Uncle Monkey's?) and was very crowded with semi.sauced bar patrons. I realized my odds of getting badgered or heckled was high and so I slipped back around the rear entrance and gave Rose a call. She was more than happy to oblige.
As the door opened I was extremely happy to see a curvy, smiling 30 ish Asian girl in a mini skirt. For some reason I was thinking she was going to be older.
She led me to the massage room and we got started. Very nice table with a large heater on the floor to keep Ol Bubba's Tallywhacker warm and comfy. I opted for the half hour for. 4 and she told me I could pay later. (I always appreciate not having to dig through my pants first.)
Rose gave an excellent deep tissue massage, she has very strong hands. I also liked that she would crawl over you to get to the other side instead of walking around. Her "crawling" was somewhat reminiscent of a drunken Chilly Willy leaving a South Phoenix strip club. But again I digress.
Mercifully Ol Bubba flipped and the tension disappeared like "Nessie" in the dark waters of Loch Ness.
Excellent experience for. 5 It seemed all was on menu. Very nice girl. I asked her the name of the place and I think she said "Lucky star." Just look for the bowling Alley on the north side and you will see her back door to the east. Bubba out.
Barb. Optional draping tease
[QUOTE=RaceNut;1134850]Haven't had any experience with her but another lady who advertises massage *not body rubs* gave an option of no draping and had the same experience. Went a couple times and the same thing until one time I threw an extra. 4 in with the cost of the massage and it took care of the problem. Asked afterward and was told that it only took. 3 extra to handle it. I am not sure if it will work in this case but I looks like its worth a shot.[/QUOTE]I took your advice and searched for "no draping" on backpage. Only one ad popped up and it was for Barb, advertising that draping is optional.
[url]http://arizona.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-massage/11686720[/url]
0. 25 for hhr going up to. 55 for a hr and 15. I set the appt up for hhr. Once I got to her house I payed her the hhr plus the. 3 tip upfront. She was surprised with the amount but thankful. I requested a lot of glutes and she gave a pretty decent massage, working even my legs. On the flip she still kept it bare as she massaged my quads and stretched out my legs in many weird poses with the boys hanging out and her having no problem with it.
But no HE ever came though and I didn't push it. Interestingly enough, she does however, also shave guys down there for. 2. When asking if she minds getting them erect, she said she doesn't and she'll give them the option to relief themselves as she waits outside. Hmm. Seems like another tease to me. How would I ever get them to just do it already?