Massage Parlor Reports

I know which one they are talking about. The clue is it's on the North End of Columbus.

[QUOTE=JonHangcok;3330878]If all you get is just a massage with no finish, tip. 10-. 20 (for me the massage better be good if I tip. 20). For massage with HE the general rule is to tip. 40.

The last trip I tipped way too much, I was kicking myself when I left. Guess I just got caught up in the moment. I wouldn't be as disappointed if she hadn't rushed the finish and ended the session early. I actually had a chance to straight up leave after I gave her the initial. 40 tip. I told her I had the rest of her tip in the car, which was the truth. Could've just drove away, but I figured if I come back I'll get great service because she'll definitely remember me, so I went back in with the rest of her tip.

To answer JustHereNow's question, I tipped her. 80 total. I hindsight should've went no higher than. 60 In a way she took advantage of the situation because she was negotiating while midway into the finish. I wasn't in a rational mind state at that moment LOL![/QUOTE]I had one at Crystals in Westerville. She was asking for $100 in the middle I was sucking her tits. I told, I would but I had to go to the ATM after we were finished. She sucked me off. I left her a $10 tip and did not return. LOL that will teach their asses not cum at us in the heat of the moment!

[QUOTE=JonHangcok;3329932]Stopped by there after a stressful day at work to relieve some stress. I haven't been there in a while and to my surprise when I walked in, I was greeted by two different ladies running the place. Both young, maybe in their 30's, both attractive. I liked the other two that were there, but I forgot their names. I think the girl I'm talking about is named Coco. Anyone know where they ended up? I always liked her because she's more bubbly, vibrant, and fun. She would always grab or slap my ass whenever I came to visit even if I wasn't her client.

Anyway the new girls are pretty as well. Mamasan was on the phone talking loudly to someone so the other girl led me back to the room to get situated. She came back in and started the massage which was ok overall. OTF the massage turned to light touch and some teasing. But before anything happened she started with the tip negotiating. We agreed on the standard tip price and the deep tissue massage began.

She would lean down and suck on my nipples while she kept her hands busy. She allowed UTC roaming and I pulled out her soft natural small B cup titties. Very soft suckable eraser head nipples. I definitely went in for a taste. She asked me if I wanted her to take off all her clothes, to which I definitely agreed. She stripped down to red lingerie panties revealing a nicely toned spinner body that I'm sure a lot of you kats that go apeshit over spinners would definitely appreciate. I started to go for FIV but felt a period pad and quickly decided against. The pad could be a deterrent to keep guys from poking around more but I wasn't willing to find out. Anyway she started to rush the session because a couple more customers came in while she was with me. We finished up and I left soon after.

All in all this new staff may keep me coming back to this establishment. The downsides of the session were that I actually broke my rule to never over tip, but she did practically get naked. Also my session was cut short. I was in and out in about 40 min and I had paid for an hr. I may wander to a couple other places before making my way back there.

If anyone knows where I can find the girls that used to work there, let me know here or through PM.[/QUOTE]I was in here earlier this week, saw the girl your talking about and wish I would have ended up with her but drew the other one with the small tattoo on the upper part of her arm. OTF she didn't waste anytime, she had on a tight red dress and was trying to pull her tits out but couldn't get them out so she just took it off and left her boy short panties on. Rubbed her pussy OTC the entire time she was crankin away; I am sure getting under there would not have been an issue will try next time. No mention of the tip, just left the standard on the table, hugged and was on my way.

[QUOTE=JonHangcok;3329932]Stopped by there after a stressful day at work to relieve some stress. I haven't been there in a while and to my surprise when I walked in, I was greeted by two different ladies running the place. Both young, maybe in their 30's, both attractive. I liked the other two that were there, but I forgot their names. I think the girl I'm talking about is named Coco. Anyone know where they ended up? I always liked her because she's more bubbly, vibrant, and fun. She would always grab or slap my ass whenever I came to visit even if I wasn't her client.

Anyway the new girls are pretty as well. Mamasan was on the phone talking loudly to someone so the other girl led me back to the room to get situated. She came back in and started the massage which was ok overall. OTF the massage turned to light touch and some teasing. But before anything happened she started with the tip negotiating. We agreed on the standard tip price and the deep tissue massage began.

She would lean down and suck on my nipples while she kept her hands busy. She allowed UTC roaming and I pulled out her soft natural small B cup titties. Very soft suckable eraser head nipples. I definitely went in for a taste. She asked me if I wanted her to take off all her clothes, to which I definitely agreed. She stripped down to red lingerie panties revealing a nicely toned spinner body that I'm sure a lot of you kats that go apeshit over spinners would definitely appreciate. I started to go for FIV but felt a period pad and quickly decided against. The pad could be a deterrent to keep guys from poking around more but I wasn't willing to find out. Anyway she started to rush the session because a couple more customers came in while she was with me. We finished up and I left soon after.

All in all this new staff may keep me coming back to this establishment. The downsides of the session were that I actually broke my rule to never over tip, but she did practically get naked. Also my session was cut short. I was in and out in about 40 min and I had paid for an hr. I may wander to a couple other places before making my way back there.

If anyone knows where I can find the girls that used to work there, let me know here or through PM.[/QUOTE]I know the Coco you're thinking of, if you find out where she is, send me a PM. I was there 2 weeks ago and got "new coco" who was good but wasnt as good as the one we're thinking of. The Coco that slapped your ass was definitely playful and fun if you had her as a client.

Anyways, I recently took a trip to New Flower and drew Emma, who I believe worked at crystal over a year ago and got excited because she's really good at her massage, and made sure you left happy. Her slender fingers worked the muscle just right and all the build up was gone fairly quickly.

After reading about this place and never having been there I thought I would give it a go. Was met at the door with a well-built 30 something Chinese girl dressed in a tight red outfit. Led back to the room, undressed and she entered the room. Massage was just so-so with some teasing and on the flip, she grabbed junior. I reached out going under her top and she asked if I wanted her to take it off. I motioned for her to take it all off and she asked me how much. I gestured 60 and she said no, no. She wanted 100 to be nude with a handshake. Of course I just laughed at her and she gave the universal sign for a handshake. At that point I was a little pissed at how she tried to gouge me on the cash so I told her nothing more. Just massage. I had reached into her panties and noticed she had a good amount of fur down there. At any rate, she quickly ended the massage and left the room. I got dressed and walked out. In the hall, she held out her hand and asked for a tip. I asked her for what and just walked out the door. At this point I was ready for my next adventure. You can read more.

Well, after leaving Lotus I thought I would meander out to Far East since I had never been there either. Upon entering, I was greeted by a very well built Korean girl who had daisy dukes on that looked like they were painted on her. She was also much larger than most Koreans, not fat, just very well built all over. Was led to the room, got undressed and she came in and proceeded to give me one of the BEST real massages I have ever had. It was strong and almost to the point of painful. But not quite and it certainly did the job for me. On the flip, no negotiation. She just oiled junior up and proceeded with one of the best HE's I have ever had playing with the boys while doing the deed with her other hand. I will definitely see this one again. On the way out, standard tip and she was very happy. I recommend 100%.

[QUOTE=Ghana2016;3331141]I know which one they are talking about. The clue is it's on the North End of Columbus.[/QUOTE]Geez. Just come out with the name. It could have been Li's on Billingsley Road, it could have been Lotus on Billingsley Road and now you come up with another cryptic message. Just name the darn places.

There are reasons why obvious information is not posted. With that said, it is not hard to do a little bit of research and find out what you need, it's really not that hard considering you have the world at your fingertips. Not everything is fed with a spoon, being a little bit analytical goes a long way.

[QUOTE=JonHangcok;3329932]Stopped by there after a stressful day at work to relieve some stress. I haven't been there in a while and to my surprise when I walked in, I was greeted by two different ladies running the place. Both young, maybe in their 30's, both attractive. I liked the other two that were there, but I forgot their names. I think the girl I'm talking about is named Coco. Anyone know where they ended up? I always liked her because she's more bubbly, vibrant, and fun. She would always grab or slap my ass whenever I came to visit even if I wasn't her client.

Anyway the new girls are pretty as well. Mamasan was on the phone talking loudly to someone so the other girl led me back to the room to get situated. She came back in and started the massage which was ok overall. OTF the massage turned to light touch and some teasing. But before anything happened she started with the tip negotiating. We agreed on the standard tip price and the deep tissue massage began.

She would lean down and suck on my nipples while she kept her hands busy. She allowed UTC roaming and I pulled out her soft natural small B cup titties. Very soft suckable eraser head nipples. I definitely went in for a taste. She asked me if I wanted her to take off all her clothes, to which I definitely agreed. She stripped down to red lingerie panties revealing a nicely toned spinner body that I'm sure a lot of you kats that go apeshit over spinners would definitely appreciate. I started to go for FIV but felt a period pad and quickly decided against..[/QUOTE]Was told she moved to La-La.

I'll be honest I'm more of a lurker than a poster so my apologies to the senior members here, but just wanted to say thanks for the great info and for trying to be discrete about the fine establishments! Come on guys, follow the clues and do the time / visits! Took me 2 tries but I have become quite a fan of the L on B that's being discussed! Also thanks for the invaluable tipping advice!

Happy hunting!

[blue]Actually it's a ridiculous idea because it accomplishes nothing. They think that somehow the cops haven't known about ALL these places long before they found them, they do, cops don't use this forum, all cops do all day long is find out about shit like this. When somebody tells them to bust hookers they bust hookers.

It's just fucking stupid but I guess it makes them feel like Tony Montana or something.

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I was on a search for Coco, and ended up here for a massage. This place up near the strip club is pretty busy despite being hidden in a side street. Got an older woman who was probably mamasan, said fridays are busy and she took care of me. The massage was short and to the point with a strong finish, nice firm grip. Got to see the other masseuse and may go back if I don't find coco first (which I have but that's a different story).

Hey guys,

I was driving to my new job and saw this place called A-1 massage and when I looked for information online I found some weird reviews. Does anyone have any experience with this place?

[QUOTE=Johnnyjax23;3332374]I'll be honest I'm more of a lurker than a poster so my apologies to the senior members here, but just wanted to say thanks for the great info and for trying to be discrete about the fine establishments! Come on guys, follow the clues and do the time / visits! Took me 2 tries but I have become quite a fan of the L on B that's being discussed! Also thanks for the invaluable tipping advice!

Happy hunting!

[blue]Actually it's a ridiculous idea because it accomplishes nothing. They think that somehow the cops haven't known about ALL these places long before they found them, they do, cops don't use this forum, all cops do all day long is find out about shit like this. When somebody tells them to bust hookers they bust hookers.

It's just fucking stupid but I guess it makes them feel like Tony Montana or something.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]That's exactly right!

I used to wonder, if people really believed that using all the code language protected anything. I don't anymore, they really believe it LOL.

AMPs get busted and closed down when they become a nuisance to the other businesses around them, they become a nuisance to the community, sometimes it's just a vice department at the local police needs to bolster their numbers, sometimes the local authorities just get enough complaints from local do-gooders that they have no choice but to act.

None of the codes, or secrecy, really matter at all. I guess, one could make the argument, that by using the name as little as possible it makes the local dogooders job, with no skills whatsoever, more difficult to find out that the new girl named ABC at XYZ spa, gives great head for a slight upcharge while enthusiastically ramming her finger in your butt. But, really? If I can figure it out anybody can.


Cops bust hookers when told to bust hookers and bust / close down AMPs when told to bust / close down AMPs.

Edit to add..... just pray you aren't there when the cops get told to bust them! Lol

[QUOTE=Johnnyjax23;3332374][blue]Actually it's a ridiculous idea because it accomplishes nothing. They think that somehow the cops haven't known about ALL these places long before they found them, they do, cops don't use this forum, all cops do all day long is find out about shit like this. When somebody tells them to bust hookers they bust hookers.

It's just fucking stupid but I guess it makes them feel like Tony Montana or something.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]A2 said it exactly correct, to be using dumb code words in abbreviations. It accomplishes nothing at all, and defeats the purpose of this forum, to share information.

Well SpaSearcher, I for one provide the name of the establishment when I provide a report. Why should I bother to post something that others have to jump through hoops to find which place I was speaking of? A2 said it best, these abbreviations and codes are utterly ridiculous. If you are going to report, do a full report. If you want to play games, save yourself the time and effort because you are not providing a service to the readers. Just my 2 cents worth.

[QUOTE=Digger47;3333226]Well SpaSearcher, I for one provide the name of the establishment when I provide a report. Why should I bother to post something that others have to jump through hoops to find which place I was speaking of? A2 said it best, these abbreviations and codes are utterly ridiculous. If you are going to report, do a full report. If you want to play games, save yourself the time and effort because you are not providing a service to the readers. Just my 2 cents worth.[/QUOTE]In my opinion it has nothing to do with playing games or trying to be covert. The fact that simply not stating the full name of a business to me shows that most people do not want to do any research for themselves but yet want everything laid out for them, or are to lazy to create an account and try to share any information at all. Why bother trying to share any info when everything is handed to you?

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So, I guess I finally visited the right "L on B Road". I went for my usual half hour. I was met by a young Asian women I would guess to be in her 20's but possibly early 30's. She was wearing a pink mini dress and had a sexy little body. Face was probably a 6. She didn't speak great English. Nice soft massage at first while allowing roaming OTC. Then she used some oil, which was also fairly sensual. She left and returned with a hot towel before the flip. OTF, she went right to business asking if it was ok to touch it. I said yes and she asked how much I would be tipping. I said $40, she smiled and grabbed the oil. She did an ok job with the HE, although maybe a little rushing. She did allow more roaming, this time FIV. After the cleanup, I got dressed and gave her the tip. She leaned in for a hug / kiss and said she would see me next time. Said her name was Mae.

I'm new and for some my opinion might not matter, but I think using code words for the business that we are reporting is a good idea because you don't want to see your report to show in the google results when someone else google that establishment. But at the same time I don't see why we shouldn't help people by PM's (any help here will be appreciated). I just moved to the city and I promise I will help and report once I have some info.

Have to agree after today, far east is the best. I got there just in time. They were very busy and 2 guys were told their wouldn't be anyone available and to come back. Didn't get daisy dukes, she greeted me and another girl took care of me. About 30, not bad looking at all, was wearing short shorts. Back in the 70's we would have called them hot pants. Allowed a lot of roaming. Good massage with lots of teasing on the flip asked about tip, I said 40 and she was happy and made me very happy. Will be going back soon.

Will someone please PM me the location of "Far East"? I am looking to try this one out soon and would like to be sure I'm at the right spot! I'd be happy to trade info. Thanks for any help you can give.

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In my best, coded, dream wording.

In order to protect the innocent, the remainder of this post is encrypted!

I usually avoid the AMP scene in Columbus, but the recent ruckus about "the flower" got me curious. So I saved up my pennies, loaded into the Batmobile early in the morning, and headed over to see what it was all about. Upon arrival, I realized that you motherfuckers, are a bunch of thirsty bastards! There were four cars parked out front, and it was pretty obvious they were all there for the parlor. I went across the street to reconnoiter the situation. After a few cars left, I made my move.

Upon entering, I have to say it's a very dark place. After paying the admission fee of 60 "roses", I got to my private suite! I drew a tiny Japanese girl that appeared to be in her 40's, although many of you thirsty fuckers might think she was in her 20's or early 30's named NOT March OR April BUT. There wasn't a towel in the room, so I just got naked and lay there with my dick poking into the massage table.

When she came in she asked "where towrell?" Once I explained there wasn't one she quickly retrieved one then covered me long ways. For the next 15 minutes or so she poked, pushed and pressed around on my back and ass like a blind cowboy trying to help a cow get a calf into birthing position before a cow dies in labor. After poking and pushing, she grabbed the oil and buttered me up like corn on the cob. All the while as the pushing, prodding and buttering were going on, you mongers wouldn't leave me be, she had to go to the desk at least 3 times up to this point. Eventually, she did manage to spread the butter around on my back and ass, at one time she was straddling the back of my head with her thighs over my ears, which was a tad uncomfortable, but at least I couldn't hear the front doorbell anymore. Oh, I haven't mentioned the stereo system was busted, so just the constant thrumming of a noisy AC system accompanied this eroticism.

Finally, the flip. After about 2 seconds, she grabbed my cock and ask if that was ok. Now the negotiation. 40, no 60, no 40, no 60, no 40. This went on for a bit, finally settling on 40. She grabs the oil and goes after Jr like Suzanne Summers with a new Shake Weight. Then, the dreaded doorbell goes off again. I think, no way will she leave, yet she does with an "I'll be right back". At this point, fuck it, I grab the oil, lube up my hand and start masturbating like a rabid spider monkey. When she comes back in, I allow her to take over and start fondling her ass and pussy after I get the panties down to about mid thigh.

DING DONG! The accursed doorbell goes off, I feel her slow down and her grip on Jr loosens, my hand is already lubed up, as are her ass and pussy by now, so instinctively I give her a Fonzy before she can step away! Up goes my thumb above my clinched fist, POW! Right up the poop chute, she imitated the Fonz as well with a mighty Ayyyyyyyy! She weighs maybe 110, but luckily I can curl 150, so off the floor onto my chest she comes. Now through the wall, by the doorbell I hear "warrant"!

Thinking quickly, and worried about DNA evidence, I quickly inserted Jr into the only place I could reach that would dispose of my DNA. She started saying something that sounded like "quack, quack, horka, horka, quack!" Having taken a year of Spanish in high school, I interpreted this to mean "Ok, but I expect a bigger tip!

So at this point, I'm curling her like a dumbbell with my left arm and bouncing her head like Micheal Jordan flying downcourt wide open in 1990. When the door opens! Thinking it might be afore mentioned warrant server, I panic and Jr takes over. My mighty cobra shoots his venom, right into the eyes of the mamasan blinding her to the spectacle of NOT March OR April BUT. Basically being a sock puppet on my left arm. I leap to my feet like Errol Flynn with a rapier, and grab my clothes. Jr is at full alert, ready to defend me at any provocation, I flee for the front door, it's the warrant server! Jr takes over spewing my Spidey Web, direct hit in the eyes and gaping mouth. I'm Putting one leg into my batsuit, and to my horror I see the log in. The poor blind dude gagging on my cum, writhing on the floor is just a poor monger named Warren. Sorry dude!

I retreat to the Bat Mobile, make my escape, and live to monger another day!

Just the straight talk, no Bullshit.

When I went it was very busy, the provider had to step out several times. She had a decent body, mediocre massage, rushed HE, negotiated for more, but accepted a standard tip for a rushed session. According to my stop watch, I was in the room a total of 42 minutes. I may return since it's the closest to me and to see if it gets better.

[QUOTE=JohnScott;3336509]So, I guess I finally visited the right "L on B Road". I went for my usual half hour. I was met by a young Asian women I would guess to be in her 20's but possibly early 30's. She was wearing a pink mini dress and had a sexy little body. Face was probably a 6. She didn't speak great English. Nice soft massage at first while allowing roaming OTC. Then she used some oil, which was also fairly sensual. She left and returned with a hot towel before the flip. OTF, she went right to business asking if it was ok to touch it. I said yes and she asked how much I would be tipping. I said $40, she smiled and grabbed the oil. She did an ok job with the HE, although maybe a little rushing. She did allow more roaming, this time FIV. After the cleanup, I got dressed and gave her the tip. She leaned in for a hug / kiss and said she would see me next time. Said her name was Mae.[/QUOTE]After reading several positive reviews of this place I went and did an hour massage. On the flip to my surprise NO extras were offered and she worked to conclude the massage. I left a ten dollar tip because the massage was excellent but I did not leave happy as so many others have.

For those interested in far east location. 7179 east broad st. , south side of street. Pass Reynoldsburg. New Albany Rd. There is a garden center on the right. Pass the garden center and there is a strip center just past it where far east is located. The sign above says blacklick chiropractic. Don't let let stop you, you will see a smaller sign in the window that says Asian massage. Sign is a pretty good way to throw people off I think. There is a nice little bar right next door that I believe the name is Red Rock.

Tried both Superb and Yin Spa while the massage was decent with some teasing that was as close as I came. The girl at Superb was cute as hell so I was hoping. I probably won't be going back because it doesn't seem like results will be different.

[QUOTE=ChrisH;3333070]A2 said it exactly correct, to be using dumb code words in abbreviations. It accomplishes nothing at all, and defeats the purpose of this forum, to share information.[/QUOTE]In Ft myes, the guys use "my plumber", or my housepainter. Fk that. Anybody can have access to your computer, or account. No one can prove you admitted to anything. BTW the guys who talk about the experience but never give data need to be banned.

[QUOTE=Grtalmty1;3332069]Was told she moved to La-La.[/QUOTE]In Florida they wear K pads to keep fingers out of the batters box.

Visited Columbus last week. About 2:30 in the afternoon went to check out listing for 7480 High Street, and found a motel. A nice female voice answered the phone and suggested I return at 3:30. I said I wouldn't have enough time, and goodby. I had noticed a parlor nearby at 7504 (ad up this week) and went in for 60/ hour. Good massage, no extras, so at 3:35 called again listing for 7480, and no answer (rats). Cheers.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/beautiful-blonde-gives-erotic-bodyrubs-and-nuru-call-me/34182950[/URL]

- Easy to communicate.

- Safe area.

- Has legit table, straight massage available.

- Comfy bed available as well. I went here for NURU.

- Touching ok.

- no drapping.

- she gets totally naked, or you can choose lingere.

- Awesome NURU. Liberal use of Coconut butter. (will need shower unless you are ok with going home smelling like a coconut pie).

- Not a clock watcher. Got full hour.

- Pics are very accurate.

- Not real talkative. She got right into the NURU. One of the best I have had. A different experience if you have never had one.

- Upgrade available and left with a big smile.

- Donations are on ad. Figure extra for upgrade as well.

I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Dapon;3340390][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/beautiful-blonde-gives-erotic-bodyrubs-and-nuru-call-me/34182950[/URL]

- Easy to communicate.

- Safe area.

- Has legit table, straight massage available.

- Comfy bed available as well. I went here for NURU.

- Touching ok.

- no drapping.

- she gets totally naked, or you can choose lingere.

- Awesome NURU. Liberal use of Coconut butter. (will need shower unless you are ok with going home smelling like a coconut pie).

- Not a clock watcher. Got full hour.

- Pics are very accurate.

- Not real talkative. She got right into the NURU. One of the best I have had. A different experience if you have never had one.

- Upgrade available and left with a big smile.

- Donations are on ad. Figure extra for upgrade as well.

I will repeat.[/QUOTE]

Good review but I am unclear about the upgrade. Is a HJ part of the standard fee? If so, then I assume that and upgrade includes activities beyond a HJ? When I first saw her ad I recognized her face from somewhere. I went into my database and found her among some of the SA girls friend connections & a few BP connections. Her stats say she is 5'3", 140 lbs so I assumed she was a little on the thick side. All her FB pics are of her face so she might be a little self conscious about her body but you can tell by the facial expressions on her FB pics she thinks she's hot. She is only 19.

Hey anyone by any chance remember a girl named kelly from couple years ago? Been out the hobby and was looking for her blonde with fake tits blue eyes.

Went in the A frame building next to the Ruckmoor on 23 north. It was after 10 pm and there was a man at the desk and 2 ladies (Asian). He said they were off but he was available for massage so I left. Noticed plastic curtains as doors that did not go to floor. Anyone else been here?

I've been to this place a decent amount of times but it had been a while. I walked in and saw the back door was wide open. I saw a couple of girls and liked what I saw. After a few minutes of no one coming up to greet me, finally a very sexy young girl in a short mini dress comes out to lead me to my room. I would find out later her name is Lilly. I would guess 20's or 30's. Very cute with bigger breasts than I typically see on Asians. I tried to find out if they were real, but couldn't coax them out for the $40 tip I gave after my half hour was up. Massage was pretty good, even a little harder than I normally like. Otf she tried to negotiate $60 for the handshake, but she agreed to the standard as that's all I had. All in all a good visit but they're trying like hell to raise the standard tip at these places.

[QUOTE=RickMann;3344302]Went in the A frame building next to the Ruckmoor on 23 north. It was after 10 pm and there was a man at the desk and 2 ladies (Asian). He said they were off but he was available for massage so I left. Noticed plastic curtains as doors that did not go to floor. Anyone else been here?[/QUOTE]I was there when they first opened. Massage was not pleasant. No teasing and no handshake. Better off going to another place reviewed on this site.

[QUOTE=TBobber;3337881]In my best, coded, dream wording.

In order to protect the innocent, the remainder of this post is encrypted!

I usually avoid the AMP scene in Columbus, but the recent ruckus about "the flower" got me curious. So I saved up my pennies, loaded into the Batmobile early in the morning, and headed over to see what it was all about. Upon arrival, I realized that you motherfuckers, are a bunch of thirsty bastards! There were four cars parked out front, and it was pretty obvious they were all there for the parlor. I went across the street to reconnoiter the situation. After a few cars left, I made my move.

Upon entering, I have to say it's a very dark place. After paying the admission fee of 60 "roses", I got to my private suite! I drew a tiny Japanese girl that appeared to be in her 40's, although many of you thirsty fuckers might think she was in her 20's or early 30's named NOT March OR April BUT. There wasn't a towel in the room, so I just got naked and lay there with my dick poking into the massage table.

When she came in she asked "where towrell?" Once I explained there wasn't one she quickly retrieved one then covered me long ways. For the next 15 minutes or so she poked, pushed and pressed around on my back and ass like a blind cowboy trying to help a cow get a calf into birthing position before a cow dies in labor. After poking and pushing, she grabbed the oil and buttered me up like corn on the cob. All the while as the pushing, prodding and buttering were going on, you mongers wouldn't leave me be, she had to go to the desk at least 3 times up to this point. Eventually, she did manage to spread the butter around on my back and ass, at one time she was straddling the back of my head with her thighs over my ears, which was a tad uncomfortable, but at least I couldn't hear the front doorbell anymore. Oh, I haven't mentioned the stereo system was busted, so just the constant thrumming of a noisy AC system accompanied this eroticism.

Finally, the flip. After about 2 seconds, she grabbed my cock and ask if that was ok. Now the negotiation. 40, no 60, no 40, no 60, no 40. This went on for a bit, finally settling on 40. She grabs the oil and goes after Jr like Suzanne Summers with a new Shake Weight. Then, the dreaded doorbell goes off again. I think, no way will she leave, yet she does with an "I'll be right back". At this point, fuck it, I grab the oil, lube up my hand and start masturbating like a rabid spider monkey. When she comes back in, I allow her to take over and start fondling her ass and pussy after I get the panties down to about mid thigh.

DING DONG! The accursed doorbell goes off, I feel her slow down and her grip on Jr loosens, my hand is already lubed up, as are her ass and pussy by now, so instinctively I give her a Fonzy before she can step away! Up goes my thumb above my clinched fist, POW! Right up the poop chute, she imitated the Fonz as well with a mighty Ayyyyyyyy! She weighs maybe 110, but luckily I can curl 150, so off the floor onto my chest she comes. Now through the wall, by the doorbell I hear "warrant"!

Thinking quickly, and worried about DNA evidence, I quickly inserted Jr into the only place I could reach that would dispose of my DNA. She started saying something that sounded like "quack, quack, horka, horka, quack!" Having taken a year of Spanish in high school, I interpreted this to mean "Ok, but I expect a bigger tip!

So at this point, I'm curling her like a dumbbell with my left arm and bouncing her head like Micheal Jordan flying downcourt wide open in 1990. When the door opens! Thinking it might be afore mentioned warrant server, I panic and Jr takes over. My mighty cobra shoots his venom, right into the eyes of the mamasan blinding her to the spectacle of NOT March OR April BUT. Basically being a sock puppet on my left arm. I leap to my feet like Errol Flynn with a rapier, and grab my clothes. Jr is at full alert, ready to defend me at any provocation, I flee for the front door, it's the warrant server! Jr takes over spewing my Spidey Web, direct hit in the eyes and gaping mouth. I'm Putting one leg into my batsuit, and to my horror I see the log in. The poor blind dude gagging on my cum, writhing on the floor is just a poor monger named Warren. Sorry dude!

I retreat to the Bat Mobile, make my escape, and live to monger another day!

Just the straight talk, no Bullshit.

When I went it was very busy, the provider had to step out several times. She had a decent body, mediocre massage, rushed HE, negotiated for more, but accepted a standard tip for a rushed session. According to my stop watch, I was in the room a total of 42 minutes. I may return since it's the closest to me and to see if it gets better.[/QUOTE]But that was a fkin funny post. YMMV at the AMPs for sure.

Name changed, location changed (now Grove City), the ladies names even changed (Denver and London, formerly Alliya and Kendal). The ladies were nice. London gave me their version of Nuru. Coconut oil with the lady in what amounts to a bikini. Do it yourself ending. Imagine the regular massage is the same. The Nuru was a novelty but not worth the price which has been my experience from many of the "Nuru" providers around.

If looking for something different from the Asian variety of do it yourself, this will do in a pinch. At least the price of a normal massage is the same. As always others may have better or worse experiences.

[QUOTE=DadsExtraFun2;3346825]Name changed, location changed (now Grove City), the ladies names even changed (Denver and London, formerly Alliya and Kendal). The ladies were nice. London gave me their version of Nuru. Coconut oil with the lady in what amounts to a bikini. Do it yourself ending. Imagine the regular massage is the same. The Nuru was a novelty but not worth the price which has been my experience from many of the "Nuru" providers around.

If looking for something different from the Asian variety of do it yourself, this will do in a pinch. At least the price of a normal massage is the same. As always others may have better or worse experiences.[/QUOTE]Ah yes, the repackaging of the same product marketing ploy. I am not a fan of the a la carte, upsell everything model. Going in, I want to know what service I am getting with the donation in hand. The upsell approach really takes away from the experience in my view.

Decided to give Flags Center one more try on a weekday. Arrived and was greeted at the door by a 40 something Asian wearing a sundress over leggings. She said it was a 20 minute wait in not so good Engrish. She led me back to a room and told me to get undressed and lay down. She finally came into the room about 30 minutes later with sorry, sorry, sorry. She started a massage using some type of cream that was really nice and her massage skills were top rate, not too hard, not too soft. People kept coming in the door and she kept leaving the room. This must have happened at least seven times during the massage. To tell you the truth, I was just about ready to get up and walk out. When she came back in about the seventh time she explained that she was there alone and new girl was coming from LosAngeles on Friday. Now we get to the good part, on the flip there was a lot of teasing and she had no problem up to that point with all the roaming I wanted. As she worked her way down to Johnny Rocket I released a beautiful set of about 34 C's from their hiding place. She started stroking me and at that point, I don't know if she was trying to make up for all the times she left the room or what but I reached over and pulled down her leggings with no resistance from her. Now I am thinking, it's time to see just what is going on so I got up off the table and motioned for her to get on which she did with no problem. She immediately threw her legs into the air and I let my tongue do the walking into a very clean vj. She got worked up and wet really fast and after about three minutes of that she pulled on my shoulders so I stood up and slid Johnny Rocket into that hot, wet and very tight space. I plowed her for a good 15 minutes and she was showing her appreciation very much. When I finished, she cleaned both of us up, helped me dress and told me. "very big, very good"! She said to wait a minute and came back in with her phone. She wanted me to put my number into her phone and she handed me a slip of paper with her number written down on it. After my number was in her phone, she dialed it and when I went to my car, I had a missed call from the same number that she had given me. I can't guarantee that everyone will get the same service, maybe she just really liked me or maybe she felt bad about all the interruptions and wanted to make it up to me. I am older and when she asked me if I was married and I told her no, she had a big smile on her face. Maybe she is just looking for a sponsor or husband, who knows. I did give her a nice tip on the way out and I will go back to see if there will be a repeat performance.