Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ZoopaKid;6236343]Stopped by and greeted by a lady named Judy and she looks quite familiar. Does she used to go by Sasa at goddess and ocean 3 in the federal way area?[/QUOTE]Judy from Goddess is there. Shes not Sasa. I suspect it's the same owner here as at Goddess.

Lala is the other girl. Save your money. She looks super hot. Service was prolly the worst I've had in more than a year. Box was so loose I was shocked. I'll write a more detailed review later but save your money gents. Pick an AMP annoyance (upsell, complain, terrible "massage," shorted on time, haggling, hula hoop dress bs, rush to finish, "YOU fuck ME," etc.) and she did it. What a waste. So pretty and such a terrible experience. I heard “no” more times than a Mary J Blige song.

Was looking for a TS and wanted to check out the talent at Orchid. Didn't get the first girls named but it was a pass, asked for another and out came Linda who has been here a month. Thin frame and good rack. She was attentive, detailed and teasing during TS. Massage was ok, but I only got the half hour and she knew I was there for more so it didn't last long. Safety girl all the way (CBJ / CFS, but didn't budge on that), but her skills were adequate to help me out. 50+140 for her time and services. Very nimble as well. She was nice but not the best, uncertain if I'll repeat. More girls coming next week is the story I was told.

Since setting up shoppe in FedWay, Lotus has always had at least one "superstar" level provider: Bella, Tina, Keiko, KK, etc. Every time they swap in new girls, that streak (matched only by Pinee) is at risk. Met Linda today and am happy to report the streak is alive.

Linda's is straight up hot. Shes visiting from NY and has been in the US for 4 years. Her build is very much like Bella's was: athletic, toned, man made Cs, very minor mom damage. Her face is model-looks pretty. She's a MILF that looks younger than she probably is. She looked damn good in the schoolgirl outfit she's rocking today.

Her style is unrushed sensual girlfriend. English is basic but she's friendly and sweet. Massage was medium pressure. BBBJ was slow and otherworldly. Total CW. Eye contact, bls, all the tricks. Full marks for trying to bottom out. Almost lost it a few times. A gorgeous face with eyes locked on while she struggles to take you deep is tough to beat.

Box is TIIIITE and she's a Kegel pro. She started on top, slow grinded like a champ. Flipped her over into standing mish and switched to a higher gear. More eye contact with great encouragement and compliments while getting railed. Watching those Cs bounce around was a great sight. Never felt rushed, but that could also be because I visited early. Too many ladies think "YOU CUM NOW!" or "WHY YOU NO CUM" is going to speed things up when the reality is that saying the opposite works better. "You so good I want you to fuck me all day" is far more effective. Linda made me believe that she never wanted me to leave. A great superpower.

Tell her your friend "Big Monkey" recommended you and you'll make her laugh.

The other new girl, Betty, looked good enough for me to come try next week. I get a more PSE vibe from her. Mamasan called her out to meet me before I left and she walked straight up and grabbed my sleepy package. She's not the same lame Betty that was at Mi Spa in FedWay.

Lulu is the short curvy Mamasan. She'll actually rock your world if you catch her on the right day.

I'm dying to meet yoyo but with what happened with the married couple and rumors of a possible bust I've been too chicken to check them out.

[QUOTE=AreYouDone;6240236]I'm dying to meet yoyo but with what happened with the married couple and rumors of a possible bust I've been too chicken to check them out.[/QUOTE]They have new girls. Yo Yo is gone now.

[QUOTE=FaroutAdventur;6240754]They have new girls. Yo Yo is gone now.[/QUOTE]If that is true, I am seriously disappointed!

She has no equal. Of all that I have seen (many), she is, by far, my favorite.

Does anyone know where she has gone and if she'll be back?

Anyone have intel about the place in Tacoma on M st. Not sure of the name. Calling my name for some reason. TIA.

[QUOTE=NikKnew1;6241587]Anyone have intel about the place in Tacoma on M st. Not sure of the name. Calling my name for some reason. TIA.[/QUOTE]Pink Ocean. Molly (previously from Goddess Federal Way) is there now and at least one other girl. I've seen Molly a couple times.

[QUOTE=DaveLuvGirls;6241215]If that is true, I am seriously disappointed!

She has no equal. Of all that I have seen (many), she is, by far, my favorite.

Does anyone know where she has gone and if she'll be back?[/QUOTE]On vacation. Return date? Don't know.

Hello Gents.

Back from the midwest visiting the iin-laws and could not wait to get back to see YoYo. Left my burner phone here and came back to find the horror that she has gone. I am shocked. Well hope Emma or Keiko is still around. Will have to find a new play toy.

Stay safe gents. The hunt continues.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6241954]Pink Ocean. Molly (previously from Goddess Federal Way) is there now and at least one other girl. I've seen Molly a couple times.[/QUOTE]It appears that there has been a few issues there. Hope things get better so thanks for saving me the time.

FedWay:

New girl at Daffodil is Lili. MILF with a great rack.

Mi Spa said Any went home and the new girl is ugly.

99 Massage: Mila. Shot cute MILF but sensed a lax low effort attitude. Curious what RM says about her.

Pengpi had Emily. Pass.

Alice has Lulu. Approaching MILF age but has no kids. Body and face are hot.

Tacoma:

Hit lollibee. Lobby part smelled like someone smoked in there seconds earlier. Aggressove auntie literally tried to pull me in the door. She smelled like smoke so much I coughed. Pass. She said other girl is Lisa.

Pinee: Yoyo is back in NY (don't worry. Read on). New girl Niko is a tall spinner with a rocking body and a bit of a butterface snd jacked teeth. But I plan to see her soon. Other new girl was showing up at 10 a.

Labella: Jasmine wearing a traditional light blue Chinese dress. She's old and fat. Big calf energy.

MM: Cici, Wendy (formerly of Godess FW) and Emma. Emma had a sleepy face and no make-up. So perfect. Cuddle massage session and ended with a dual table shower. Next time I'll do the whole visit in there. Nobody makes me believe I'm a sex god more than Emma. She actually smiled and called me my nickname of "big monkey" when I lifted her off the table and stood up with her around my waist. So hot.

Cici had two different customers request her while I was there. My intel (and one first hand experience with her a couple years ago) is that she is more "permissive" with her regulars. Not my bag but YMMV. I'm a little scared to see her now because I don't think I'd stop her from doing the same thing again lolol.

Emma will be leaving on vacation in weeks. Yoyo will be back to replace her but not sure yet if at Pinee or MM.

I feel bad for the new girls at Pinee. I'm sure they are already sick of people asking for Yoyo. When I did, she flashed her jacked teeth and said "I'm the new Yoyo!

No, honey. You're not. There can be only one.

Hobby safe, brethren.

What are the rates? What was your tipped amount?

[QUOTE=PnwVette;6232007]Today I decided to go to one of my favorite spots. HK Spa in Lakewood, I have always had a good time there and the girls have always been very friendly and fun. When I arrived I noticed a new sign on the building. It is no longer HK, its now called Gold Sauna. I decided to check it out. I am glad I did. The woman that came up to the window seemed cute at first, but when she opened the door to let me in the back. Wow! Vietnamese woman, very form fitting dress that enhanced every curve. Cute face and her body is bangin!

As I have stated before, I don't usually give explicit details in my reviews, but lets say that I am very happy I went in. The woman that took care of me was very soft spoken in a sensual way, very sexy. Between her accent and her soft voice I couldn't understand her name, and I didn't want to keep asking her name and saying "what" while things were starting to get going. She left me with a big smile on my face and it took some time for the blood to return to my brain. It was a very good time and I will definitely keep this as one of my favorite spots. New name, new management and new girls, same great service.[/QUOTE]

I'm getting DMs about what I was talking about regarding Cici. Post 1116:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3946-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5635895&viewfull=1[/URL]#post5635895.

We already heard one story of the guy who took his wife to Pinee, but Yoyo has another funny story. She had a client whose wife found a credit card charge for Pinee and asked her husband about it. Husband swore it's legit and said he'd prove it by taking her there for a couples massage in the room with two beds.

During the 100% legit couples massage, the wife gets up to go use the bathroom. And the husband tried to convince Yoyo to blow him before the wife came back in the room. Yoyo said hell no.

He came back the following day solo to bang her.

Can you imagine the scene had the wife walked in on a blowie?

I also found out that the recent visit to Pinee from TPD was to kick out a drunk client who stood outside and took his clothes off and refused to leave.

[QUOTE=DapperDan253;6242383]What are the rates? What was your tipped amount?[/QUOTE]Sorry it has taken so long to respond, I have been extremely busy. I hate that work gets in the way of my free time.

I was all in for $$. FS, CBJ, and massage.

I went by there today and there was a red sign by the door that said "do not occupy". The door was open so I went in. The place was completely burnt, it obviously caught fire recently. A total loss. No one was there but the lady from the barber shop next door filled me in on the details. I grabbed a flashlight and walked through, the place is devastated. It sucks because that was a great place from the time it was HK to Gold Sauna. Always one of my favorite places to go.

Now that's funny!

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6243830]We already heard one story of the guy who took his wife to Pinee, but Yoyo has another funny story. She had a client whose wife found a credit card charge for Pinee and asked her husband about it. Husband swore it's legit and said he'd prove it by taking her there for a couples massage in the room with two beds.

During the 100% legit couples massage, the wife gets up to go use the bathroom. And the husband tried to convince Yoyo to blow him before the wife came back in the room. Yoyo said hell no.

He came back the following day solo to bang her.

Can you imagine the scene had the wife walked in on a blowie?

I also found out that the recent visit to Pinee from TPD was to kick out a drunk client who stood outside and took his clothes off and refused to leave.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the update. What a sad loss. If you find out where they move to please keep us posted.

[QUOTE=PnwVette;6244464]Sorry it has taken so long to respond, I have been extremely busy. I hate that work gets in the way of my free time.

I was all in for $$. FS, CBJ, and massage.

I went by there today and there was a red sign by the door that said "do not occupy". The door was open so I went in. The place was completely burnt, it obviously caught fire recently. A total loss. No one was there but the lady from the barber shop next door filled me in on the details. I grabbed a flashlight and walked through, the place is devastated. It sucks because that was a great place from the time it was HK to Gold Sauna. Always one of my favorite places to go.[/QUOTE]

Hello Gents.

Went to Pinee to check out the new girls at Pinee since no more Yoyo. Was at the gym earlier so arrived showered and fresh. I walk in and the new girl Niko is there. She comes over grabs my hand and we walk to the room. I tell her an hour give her $$. No problem. She says something not sure what but. I get undress as normal. She pats me on the ass grabs my cock smiles and leaves. No problem. She comes back does a half assed massaged not there for the massage. I grabbed her ass she is not wearing panties good sign reached under her sweater no bra at all. I grab those nice B's nipples getting hard she seems happy. So as normal after a half assed massaged I say its turn over time. She smiles, says something again and leaves the room. She comes back and is hesitant smiles and get on her phone. Which is weird. I tell her lets get started and in comes Keiko. I smile she smiles back they are talking to each other not sure what they are saying Keiko tells me Niko says I am too big. Keiko says she will take over. They switch places. And just like that Keiko saves the day. The best take over ever, Niko leaves and Keiko takes off that dress and her nipples are popping she goes thru her routine of alcohol spray and wipes fine be m. She and I have history so she knows what I like, I know what she likes and wants and we go at it. She does an amazing blowjob and starts on top, then to a hard K9 pounding ending in mish. I need to give her a tip for the extreme customer service. Pinee may have solved how to keep a customer satisfied and yes I will be back Have not had anyone at Pinee give me the you too big. But hopefully Niko stays around. And if allowed to yes I will try my best to put the hammer to her if allowed. If you gents get a chance please put the extreme wood to her on my behalf.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

Anyone been to Jasmines lately?

Was my first place when I got into this habit and feeling kind of nostalgic.

Where's the best place in Tacoma for DATY and DATO only finishing with standard ending. No FS. Tip amount? Thank you.

Since my favorite place is gone, today I went searching for another regular spot. I have heard some chatter about Orchid so I stopped by. The girl that greeted me was really cute. Probably around early 30's and a tight little body. I asked her name, she said Coco. As I was taking money out of the ATM I got a text that needed my immediate attention, so I had to leave. Does anyone have any intel on "this" Coco? I would like to go back but would just like to make sure its worth my while.

I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus.

Best combination therapeutic massage and sexperience.

Kalena various locations.

I'm looking forward to 2023 and creating a new list.

[QUOTE=Court1408;6249785]I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus..[/QUOTE]Been doing the pooning thing for about 20 years now. Just started the AMP in the last year or so. Thanks for sharing your awards! That helps us all!

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6239800]Since setting up shoppe in FedWay, Lotus has always had at least one "superstar" level provider: Bella, Tina, Keiko, KK, etc. Every time they swap in new girls, that streak (matched only by Pinee) is at risk. Met Linda today and am happy to report the streak is alive.

Linda's is straight up hot. Shes visiting from NY and has been in the US for 4 years. Her build is very much like Bella's was: athletic, toned, man made Cs, very minor mom damage. Her face is model-looks pretty. She's a MILF that looks younger than she probably is. She looked damn good in the schoolgirl outfit she's rocking today.

Her style is unrushed sensual girlfriend. English is basic but she's friendly and sweet. Massage was medium pressure. BBBJ was slow and otherworldly. Total CW. Eye contact, bls, all the tricks. Full marks for trying to bottom out. Almost lost it a few times. A gorgeous face with eyes locked on while she struggles to take you deep is tough to beat.

Box is TIIIITE and she's a Kegel pro. She started on top, slow grinded like a champ. Flipped her over into standing mish and switched to a higher gear. More eye contact with great encouragement and compliments while getting railed. Watching those Cs bounce around was a great sight. Never felt rushed, but that could also be because I visited early. Too many ladies think "YOU CUM NOW!" or "WHY YOU NO CUM" is going to speed things up when the reality is that saying the opposite works better. "You so good I want you to fuck me all day" is far more effective. Linda made me believe that she never wanted me to leave. A great superpower.

Tell her your friend "Big Monkey" recommended you and you'll make her laugh..[/QUOTE]

Ruby is a young MILF. Great body. Tiny mom damage. Very pretty hair, face, makeup. Ok massage, good service. Her, Lulu, and Linda are my only current recs in FedWay right now.

EDIT: forum software autocorrect was a bit aggressive on the title. I typed T Y.

M M Tacoma.

Emma.

Table shower.

Wow.

She is the master of ACGAPD (Asian Cowgirl Atomic Pussy Drop).

I came so hard I almost blacked out.

The end.

She's my #1 right now and it's not even close.

She leaves next weekend for 2 weeks of vacation.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6250758]M M Tacoma.

Emma.

Table shower.

Wow.

She is the master of ACGAPD (Asian Cowgirl Atomic Pussy Drop).

I came so hard I almost blacked out.

The end.

She's my #1 right now and it's not even close.

She leaves next weekend for 2 weeks of vacation.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Emma that was at Pinee?

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently.

Cheers.

Anybody know where she went? She's not at the new massage spot really wanted to see her this month.

And will any of the girls kiss or lick each other?

[QUOTE=SeattleDoctor;6252461]I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeattleDoctor;6252461]I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I was really bummed out the last time I saw YoYo at Pinee. Talking about how great she is on here meant my 1 hr requests turned into weird 30-ish minute sessions where she had to duck out occasionally to attend to someone even more regular than me. Regardless, she is the FUCKING BOMB and I think my status as a reg is starting to look up.

Thanks to this little tip from SD above, I raced over there since there was a chance things were kinda mellow with her low-key return to the area recently. Best experience I have had with her hands down. I had always passed on the table shower but since she asked me if I wanted to, I said sure, lets give it a shot. Now I am kicking myself for not demanding it sooner. TS with Yoyo is not to be missed.

[QUOTE=YellowCub;6250711]Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.[/QUOTE]My experience with her was very similar.

As always YMMV.

Her Kegel skills were exemplary.

Today I had some extra time and decided to go back to Orchid. Luckily Coco was there. She is really cute!

I decided to do an hour. I was offered a free TS, but I declined. Her massage skills are very good. She was also very good after the flip. I will definitely be going back to see her again. I left very happy!

Afterwards I spoke with Linda (I think she is the owner) and she told me that Coco will only be there for a month and then she is going back to China.

[QUOTE=ZoopaKid;6253383]Anybody know where she went? She's not at the new massage spot really wanted to see her this month.[/QUOTE]She cut her hand pretty bad with a chefs knife. Right through the tendon and needs surgery. Saw her last week and her hand was in a huge bandage.

[QUOTE=YellowCub;6250711]Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.[/QUOTE]I made an appt, and the entire massage she was on her phone. Got flipped after 15 minutes and was a total rush job to finish and was ushered out after 30 even after paying for an hour.

[QUOTE=MurmanDramus;6254931]I made an appt, and the entire massage she was on her phone. Got flipped after 15 minutes and was a total rush job to finish and was ushered out after 30 even after paying for an hour.[/QUOTE]That sucks. I haven't been back to see her, but was planning to. But not now.

Saw Yoyo. If you liked her in a dim room at Pinee, you'll LOVE her in a well lit table shower room. There are no words.

Yoyo's eye contact always does me in and today was no exception. It's as if she's daring you to try and not climax. And she always wins.

After the amazing session, new girl Candy came in to meet me. I wasn't dressed yet and her hands were all over me. She's cute, soft, and moderately curvy. I plan to go see her Monday. She is VERY smiley and friendly and that is usually a great sign re service style.

Emma is still there for a couple days before her vacation. I can't pick a winner between her and Yoyo. They are both AMP superstars.

Wendy (formerly of Goddess and different than PengPai Wendy) is also there. Pretty, but I wasn't thrilled with her service at Goddess. At a normal spa she'd probably be fine. But up against Emma and Yoyo she's mid-tier.

Safe hobbying and joyous Christmahannukwanfestivus to us all.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6257899]Saw Yoyo. If you liked her in a dim room at Pinee, you'll LOVE her in a well lit table shower room. There are no words.

Yoyo's eye contact always does me in and today was no exception. It's as if she's daring you to try and not climax. And she always wins.

After the amazing session, new girl Candy came in to meet me. I wasn't dressed yet and her hands were all over me. She's cute, soft, and moderately curvy. I plan to go see her Monday. She is VERY smiley and friendly and that is usually a great sign re service style.

Emma is still there for a couple days before her vacation. I can't pick a winner between her and Yoyo. They are both AMP superstars.

Wendy (formerly of Goddess and different than PengPai Wendy) is also there. Pretty, but I wasn't thrilled with her service at Goddess..[/QUOTE]Please let us know how she is. I was introduced to her last night after my session with Emma. I thought she was pretty cute with pretty big, seemingly natural tits. I like she was ha day, although I was already dressed when she came in. Wasn't able to be introduced to YoYo because she was with someone but I'm planning on going back in a couple weeks so it'd would be nice to have intel on Candy.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6257880]That sucks. I haven't been back to see her, but was planning to. But not now.[/QUOTE]You win some and you lose some in this hobby, but I'm planning on getting down to M&M this weekend to see Emma before she leaves. I'm tempted to see if I can do a four hands with her and Yoyo, but we'll see how it goes.