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Nice post.

PT would have to say LEO / Bacon / Pigs and the Internet is what happen. Mongers are in a brave new world.

As SpiderMonger, I cast a wider web to catch my prey.

[QUOTE=Lmoe0; 1083171]The last time I was in DC was about ten years ago. Boy have things changed. It looks like Clicks has closed down and who knows what Threads is. K&L used to be the valley of the dolls but the only chicks out were club girls that dress like the SWs did years ago.

Off the main stroll, there were a couple girls in cars that looked like pros to me but they were attached to their cell phones. Chicks in older lux cars with rims are usually looking to play but I didn't see any pimps around so I didn't approach.

I ran over to the motels off of NY and was shocked by how things have changed. The old reliable motel looked dark but things looked interesting at the gas station near by. At one point there were four black chicks that could have been SWs but it was hard to tell the way club girls dres, then again, what the hell else would the be doing out in front of a gas station in the middle of the night. Later, there were about five WSWs near by. They made the usual call as I passed but it was too late for me to stop. I was thinking it was a set up but I don't think the cops yell for you.

I accidentally found the trannys over on K and 3. I was looking for the strip club that used to be over there and thought I found the mother load of BSWs but then I noticed they were all guys and got the hell out of there.

I miss Clicks. It was the best way to pick up commercial ass. The girls were off the street and you could talk to the girl a little bit and figure out what kind of pole dancing they were likely to do. There was a asian girl that went by Mercedes and a black chick with huge tits and mad oral skills that went by Shelly that I picked up there a few times. Also a brunette with perfect curves that worked with a chubby blond that was always up for greek worked to gether there. What happened? [/QUOTE]

Was driving north on 12th around 6:30am this morning. Saw one WSW, short blonde hair at neck level, pale white skin, wearing black jacket, black miniskirt, and black high heels, walking north of L. Very nice looking, almost TGTBT. Didn't see any LE's, but it was also too dark to see anything at this time. Couldn't stop. The only reason why I was up this early was because I had to go to work early (rare occasion.

I have seen this chi. I hae already been on about this chic not giving me the time of day, whether I am in an s. You. V. Or sports car, and I'm like WTF? As soon as I stop to hit her up she walks away asap. Are you guys really hitting that? And should I assume anyone that says yes is white, and not black?

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed;1084747]I have seen this chi. I hae already been on about this chic not giving me the time of day, whether I am in an s. You. V. Or sports car, and I'm like WTF? As soon as I stop to hit her up she walks away asap. [b]Are you guys really hitting that? And should I assume anyone that says yes is white, and not black?[/b][/QUOTE]The kid revealed the code on how to unlock hidden providers a while back. The kid thinks you didn't get the memo.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed;1084747]I have seen this chi. I hae already been on about this chic not giving me the time of day, whether I am in an s. You. V. Or sports car, and I'm like WTF? As soon as I stop to hit her up she walks away asap. Are you guys really hitting that? And should I assume anyone that says yes is white, and not black?[/QUOTE]I wouldn't assume anything. Basically if she knows you she'll see you.

I asked a provider why she was so picky and she told me that her mgmt told her not to date brothas on the loop. However the same provider told me she'd give me that good intro with her. So basically she's just acting on orders.

She sees who she wants, that's her decision, I'm not wasting my time or brain cycles worryin about her.

I am the only Junior G man on this board that profiles like the BAU unit.

PT always have the green light to hit Courtney. Now figure out my color and get back to me.

PT knows, first hand, why mongers have issues with getting Courtney.

Now, where is my heater. This is going to get HOT.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed;1084747]I have seen this chi. I hae already been on about this chic not giving me the time of day, whether I am in an s. You. V. Or sports car, and I'm like WTF? As soon as I stop to hit her up she walks away asap. Are you guys really hitting that? And should I assume anyone that says yes is white, and not black?[/QUOTE]

Dre has hit this on the head. Plus, respected Senior Mongers would get an intro too.

Well, correction. The Ultimate Mongers of the Justice League of Mongers.

Now, where is my FireStorm outfit. This is going Nuclear. Maybe Captain Atom would work. Now, I am wasting time and brain cycles.

[QUOTE=Dre336; 1085860]I wouldn't assume anything. Basically if she knows you she'll see you.

I asked a provider why she was so picky and she told me that her mgmt told her not to date brothas on the loop. However the same provider told me she'd give me that good intro with her. So basically she's just acting on orders.

She sees who she wants, that's her decision, I'm not wasting my time or brain cycles worryin about her. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed;1084747]I have seen this chi. I hae already been on about this chic not giving me the time of day, whether I am in an s. You. V. Or sports car, and I'm like WTF? As soon as I stop to hit her up she walks away asap. Are you guys really hitting that? And should I assume anyone that says yes is white, and not black?[/QUOTE]I'm neither. So what does that say? If you want to hit Courtney, you need to know her or give her a signal that she should know you. Period.

Color doesn't mean shit, she just wants to be safe. Plenty of weird ass people out there, and ones that like to hurt girls. Those kind of guys come in all shapes, sizes, and color. She has no idea which bucket you fall into.

Move on.

Hello, boys I headed to the track around 4ish tonight and the place was dead. I think our favorite uncle may have been playing dressup. The regulars where out then our uncle rounded them and had a little pow wow. The girls left their seperate ways and disappeared. There were 2 or 3 new girls that I have never saw before. The only action was on the outskirts of the track with few I know. So becareful boys. Hopefully there was action somewhere.

I have a couple of people, that were not part of the original conversation, posting replies to me, so with due respect here is my response to you guys.

The people, who claimed to have been with Courtney told me verbatim, that she does not date balck guys. I have already heard someone say act like you know her. How the f do you act like you know someone when they don't stop and talk or consciously try not to make eye contact from the get go. I'm sorry, logically there is no way taht someone in that line of business acts sktchy towards clients, especially when they have been strolling for freakin 20 minutes, but hey, you guys want to argue that, and that's cool. I see it as illogical, but then again I am not good with logic I guess. SW that turn down guys in sports cars and SUVs. Wierd. CLients telling me SW tat don't date black guys, taking them for their word, that is even wierder. In a city nicknamed chocolate city.

W / E.

Thought she looked attractive, but I guess I should not wste my time

Why oh why does dew fall on the Spider Web?

Kraven was a super villian to the friendly neighborhood spider. Was he a good hunter? Never caught Spiderman.

As I crack the box and uncover the moth balls. SpiderTrick is going to ask Kraven the hunter to check the jungle with him one day.

Hopefully, he is not like the countless. And I mean countless mongers. Who will stand me up and not roll with me.

As you will watch me go into DareDevil mode and become super lawyer Matt Murdock to close your case. I will be the to waste the time, and help you get the attractive lady.

Where is the X Factor? I need the smiley guys.

Know that anything posted in a OPEN forum will be come the Knights of the Monger Table debate. Now, I have to freaking order a King Arthur outfit. Then, again. I will be showing my age of over three decades in the game. I will put that back in the room of demonic thoughts.

Now to the Sunday Report.

Quiet. Freaking too quiet, but got to rock to the day light. Too the fake monger who mouth at me. Dude, I did not leave the corner. Come back and see me in my office on LARD. Trying to have your man in the back sit to rob a SW is not cool. Where is my heat?

Heard about a sting on Friday or Saturday. Not enough intel, but if it got to the the Trick. It is something to handle on the Monger Computer. Morning ended with LEO on the horn. Pigs in a blanket. Could not get out the car and handle the cold.

Shout out to my wife and baby mamma. HeHeHe.

The Pimp is in love and the The Trick is going to have to pay. Now where is my Monger Creed. It needs to be reposted or sticky. Monger 102 it should be called.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1088365]I have a couple of people, that were not part of the original conversation, posting replies to me, so with due respect here is my response to you guys.

The people, who claimed to have been with Courtney told me verbatim, that she does not date balck guys. I have already heard someone say act like you know her. How the f do you act like you know someone when they don't stop and talk or consciously try not to make eye contact from the get go. I'm sorry, logically there is no way taht someone in that line of business acts sktchy towards clients, especially when they have been strolling for freakin 20 minutes, but hey, you guys want to argue that, and that's cool. I see it as illogical, but then again I am not good with logic I guess. SW that turn down guys in sports cars and SUVs. Wierd. CLients telling me SW tat don't date black guys, taking them for their word, that is even wierder. In a city nicknamed chocolate city.

W / E.

Thought she looked attractive, but I guess I should not wste my time[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Where is the X Factor? I need the smiley guys.[/QUOTE]Damn PT, since the upgrade they just hav'nt looked the same. They look too cheesy. :confused: :mad: :cool:

I'm going to send [b]Jackson[/b] (Letters to the Editor) a message about that cheap inferior look.

The older look added more [i][b]"flava!"[/i][/b]

Pimp Trick, clear your PM box.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick; 1086553]I am the only Junior G man on this board that profiles like the BAU unit.

PT always have the green light to hit Courtney. Now figure out my color and get back to me.

PT knows, first hand, why mongers have issues with getting Courtney.

Now, where is my heater. This is going to get HOT. [/QUOTE]Speaking of Courtney, I've had my fair share of experiences with her. I like PT, have ample access to her. She used to be my #1 go to girl, but ever since she had her kid; her service has slowly been declining.

On the other hand, I've all but given up on the loop and have found greener pastures in baltimore. While it is a much farther drive, the consistency, quality, and price make the trip worth it.

Unless more (and better) girls start showing up on the loop; I'll only be cruising the loop in passing.

[QUOTE=Smacks]On the other hand, I've all but given up on the loop and have found greener pastures in baltimore. While it is a much farther drive, the consistency, quality, and price make the trip worth it.

Unless more (and better) girls start showing up on the loop; I'll only be cruising the loop in passing. [/QUOTE]Hav'nt did the loop in [b]eons[/b], but it was funny you would mention [post=1092033][b]Baltimore[/post][/b].

Pimp trick, that was a fun post to read. I have no idea where the f you were going with that, but I loved it. So this is what you guys asre telling me. I will pullup and say ""Hey Courtney, what's good?" and like magic she will come, not even get in, at least come to the ride?

Kraven is a hunter. I aint trying to kill no one, just slay the beast between ya girls legs.

Just pull over. Get out and chat it up. Let her warm up to you.

See. King Arthur. Slay the dragon. If it is too hot. The girl might be burning. Ugh on melted condom thoughts.

Trick down.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1092828]Pimp trick, that was a fun post to read. I have no idea where the f you were going with that, but I loved it. So this is what you guys asre telling me. I will pullup and say ""Hey Courtney, what's good?" and like magic she will come, not even get in, at least come to the ride?

Kraven is a hunter. I aint trying to kill no one, just slay the beast between ya girls legs. [/QUOTE]

The pass code to get Kitty has already been posted. The shit isn't hard trust.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1092828]Pimp trick, that was a fun post to read. I have no idea where the f you were going with that, but I loved it. So this is what you guys asre telling me. I will pullup and say ""Hey Courtney, what's good?" and like magic she will come, not even get in, at least come to the ride?

Kraven is a hunter. I aint trying to kill no one, just slay the beast between ya girls legs. [/QUOTE]When you are ready, Courtney will present herself to you

[QUOTE=Hugh Wang;1097224]When you are ready, Courtney will present herself to you[/QUOTE]Well, the first part is even finding her. The street is so hit and miss and been pretty dead of late. If Uncle LEO wants to know how they're doing, they have pretty much shut the street scene down. I don't even go there anymore.

Yes, it was absurdly cold but I thought I'd give it a shot. I was there from 2am to 230am. There is no good news to be shared; and it looks like LEO is leaving unmanned marked cars along the loop. That alone is probably enough to scare off any talent.

Good hunting, and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Smacks; 1106349]Yes, it was absurdly cold but I thought I'd give it a shot. I was there from 2am to 230am. There is no good news to be shared; and it looks like LEO is leaving unmanned marked cars along the loop. That alone is probably enough to scare off any talent.

Good hunting, and stay safe. [/QUOTE]Yea, saw the same thing Monday night. No nada.

Haven't been to dc ina bit. Just finished finals. Won't be out thre till new years anyway. I don't know about no jumpin out foa car to talk to a SW. Who actually says that? I don't need people seeing me approaching SW's. I am not really a SW person, but for hot ones, I make exceptions. Courtney is a good exception. Happy holidays, see yall around.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams;1096712]The pass code to get Kitty has already been posted. The shit isn't hard trust.[/QUOTE]Now that is what I am talking about. I might have to do something something tonight. Is that Courtney or a chick called kity?

Saw the same white chic with a fat ass walkin tonight. Cold night, and same shit. Soon as she see's black dude in car she walks away but she goes to other races. I reflected on a few things:

- Some of yall responding are narcs / or cops.

- Some of yall responding don't know shit about who I am talkng about, and just post as if you do.

- Some of you are talking about someone else.

- None of you, that actually dated the person I am talking about, are black, in which case you'd have to be a dumbass to ass that an SW isn't' dating black guys from your personal experience.

- Even a dumbass would know the difference between a sports car and not a sports car. If you are telling me a chick rather gets in a freakin family van than camaro, which I have seen, then your SW's in dc are not worth the time.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed;1109945]Is that Courtney or a chick called kity?[/QUOTE]What kind of question is this? Come on dude!

[quote=Kraven Morehed]Saw the same white chic with a fat ass walkin tonight. Cold night, and same shit. Soon as she see's black dude in car she walks away but she goes to other races. I reflected on a few things:

- Some of yall responding are narcs / or cops.

- Some of yall responding don't know shit about who I am talkng about, and just post as if you do.

- Some of you are talking about someone else.

- None of you, that actually dated the person I am talking about, are black, in which case you'd have to be a dumbass to ass that an SW isn't' dating black guys from your personal experience.

- Even a dumbass would know the difference between a sports car and not a sports car. If you are telling me a chick rather gets in a freakin family van than camaro, which I have seen, then your SW's in dc are not worth the time. [/quote]You sound frustrated. Stop putting the coochie on a pedistal. The shit isn't hard trust.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams; 1110449]What kind of question is this? Come on dude!

You sound frustrated. Stop putting the coochie on a pedistal. The shit isn't hard trust. [/QUOTE]Now you are confusing me. What do you mean "The shit isn't hard trust?" and the cars I see the chick get into are not guys that are jumping out to talk to her. There's no pussy on a pedastal. I think people would agree she is one of the more attractive SWs in dc. I won't bother with chics with guts hangin out the side lookin like a damn muffin, or Sws without good figure.

I am not even into WM like that. I guess my last comments on this issue is for people to stop bsin me and give me straight answers.

1. I know many SWs don't date blacks, is she one of them.

2. Is there something to say to her when I see her? Saying "courtney" is apparently not working thus was a lie.

3. If no one can actually give straight answers, just don't respond to my posts about this chic. And yes, that is the chic in the pic because I recognie the paw prints on the leg.

I am a AMP man. If any one is really tryin to help me out with this, hit me on pm, otherwise I will let this go.

Later

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1110500]Now you are confusing me. What do you mean "The shit isn't hard trust?" and the cars I see the chick get into are not guys that are jumping out to talk to her. There's no pussy on a pedastal. I think people would agree she is one of the more attractive SWs in dc. I won't bother with chics with guts hangin out the side lookin like a damn muffin, or Sws without good figure.

I am not even into WM like that. I guess my last comments on this issue is for people to stop bsin me and give me straight answers.

1. I know many SWs don't date blacks, is she one of them.

2. Is there something to say to her when I see her? Saying "courtney" is apparently not working thus was a lie.

3. If no one can actually give straight answers, just don't respond to my posts about this chic. And yes, that is the chic in the pic because I recognie the paw prints on the leg.

I am a AMP man. If any one is really tryin to help me out with this, hit me on pm, otherwise [b]I will let this go[/b].

Later[/QUOTE]Yes just let it go.

Decided to take a trip into the city about 3AM stayed, till about 430AM made my way through the normal loops and saw four SW's total. All new faces to me and not quite what I was looking for. 2 BSW that were a little thick for my taste, and 2 WSW one really old and BBW and the other old and thin but looked like she had been rode hard and put away wet too many times. Oh well, worth a try. I really miss the days of 25-30 at a time to choose from.

WTF, I told you to hit me up. Man, are you F*KING LEO? I never lose my temper, but this Kitty SH*T is F'ing OLD.

PM me, I have no problem being out and about. If you on here posting like this. You know what Nevermind.

I was down for the Holiday season and there was at least five old school SW rolling around. Considering the way LEO has been. On foot is not good, unless you have some gangsta in you. What I am seeing is whining. I am not letting this go. This is freaking dumb.

WOW, this is not like my format. I know I am piss to the day George Washington crossed the river.

Even the AMP king (we all know) scores with the SW with ease.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1110500]Now you are confusing me. What do you mean "The shit isn't hard trust?" and the cars I see the chick get into are not guys that are jumping out to talk to her. There's no pussy on a pedastal. I think people would agree she is one of the more attractive SWs in dc. I won't bother with chics with guts hangin out the side lookin like a damn muffin, or Sws without good figure.

I am not even into WM like that. I guess my last comments on this issue is for people to stop bsin me and give me straight answers.

1. I know many SWs don't date blacks, is she one of them.

2. Is there something to say to her when I see her? Saying "courtney" is apparently not working thus was a lie.

3. If no one can actually give straight answers, just don't respond to my posts about this chic. And yes, that is the chic in the pic because I recognie the paw prints on the leg.

I am a AMP man. If any one is really tryin to help me out with this, hit me on pm, otherwise I will let this go.

Later[/QUOTE]

Saw the same white chic with a fat ass walkin tonight. Cold night, and same shit. Soon as she see's black dude in car she walks away but she goes to other races. I reflected on a few things:

- Some of yall responding are narcs / or cops.

* Most likely.

- Some of yall responding don't know shit about who I am talkng about, and just post as if you do.

* Probably.

- Some of you are talking about someone else.

* Doubtful.

- None of you, that actually dated the person I am talking about, are black, in which case you'd have to be a dumbass to ass that an SW isn't' dating black guys from your personal experience.

* Note true.

- Even a dumbass would know the difference between a sports car and not a sports car. If you are telling me a chick rather gets in a freakin family van than camaro, which I have seen, then your SW's in dc are not worth the time.

* Even a dumbass would know a girl would rather get in a mini-van than a camaro. Mini-van with babyseat means the guy probably isn't a cop, probably won't do her harm because he has a family, and is a far safer 'ride' than some guy in a camaro-which is more likely to be a cop. SWs don't care about flash cars, they care aobut money and safety. When they get desperate is when they get stupid and then bad things happen to them.

Your attitude makes me think you would be a bad car 'date' and she's probably best not dating you.

Courtney apparently has a good sense of which mongers she might want to avoid.

In new news, was heading inbound NY Ave Saturday night 12/18 around 2am (Sunday morning) and saw 3 or 4 young, thin K&L type BSW's at the Shell station at the corner of NY & West Virginia Aves. I did not stop or pass by for a second look, but they were there and clearly working.

I have to agree it's not hard at all. 09 was my first experience (on the block) and the board was very useful;

The only bad thing now is there is slim picking.

RM

Unfortunately the Loop has been a shell of itself for almost a year and a half now. The most you'll see out there nowadays is 10-12 and that's only on the weekends during the LE shift change window. On top of that, as you described the few that be out there are typically riffraff. Don't hold your breath waitin' for the old days to return.

Pizzle out.

[QUOTE=Shithead06;1111166]Decided to take a trip into the city about 3AM stayed, till about 430AM made my way through the normal loops and saw four SW's total. All new faces to me and not quite what I was looking for. 2 BSW that were a little thick for my taste, and 2 WSW one really old and BBW and the other old and thin but looked like she had been rode hard and put away wet too many times. Oh well, worth a try. I really miss the days of 25-30 at a time to choose from.[/QUOTE]

It seems it is better use of time for AMPs. Don't think I'll be getting a family van just for a street date. It is robably more worth it next time I'm at fort laterdale or south beach.

Thanks for people's attempts and advice on SW problems.

Later

Are there any SW's in College Park or other areas near there?

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[b][i]The quote below is forever etched in my mind. [/i][/b]

[quote=Cloud Williams]If they are up to my standards I'll ask if they get into sex or just lay there doing a job.
I usually get real responses and this time was no different.
She replied that she liked a good orgasm and was up for it.[/quote][b]It always gives a realistic view and appraisal of the possibilities. [/b]

I laid back, Asia straddled me in a 69 position and went for the head.
WTF! An unconventional youngin, just plain ole nasty, slobbery.
A little bit too much for my taste; but I let her be all that she could be.

Nothing but ass and pussy in my face; it took an act of congress to stop me.
I was tempted to do a Pac Man move and chow down, but I just slid my middle finger into her heat.
She was hot and moist, my finger slid right in. She moaned and thrust her ass backwards.
I added two. . . Then three fingers.
She accepted the invitation as being second to none and rolled with it.
Three deep and my thumb flickin that little nub, it was on.

But noooo;"L'il man" my commander-in-chief was'nt ready, he was locked and loaded with a hairpin trigger.
The head pressure set him off.

Asia goes to the bahtroom to spit and gargle.
Then she says: [b]I didn't get mine. . . The thumb job just didn't just do it, close but no cigar.
[/b] Asia was up for a good Orgasm!

[b]I compensated her for losses incurred and went another round. [/b]

Feelin excited, I had to summon L'il man the will to bust off another one.
Asia was more than willing to put in the effort and time needed to for a second round.
I'm not sure if it was the excitement of fuckin I felt or the circumstances of makin her cum, but Asia gave L'il man the will to bust off another one.

Face down, ass up.
She was sexually competent, and just as potent.
Nothin but ass, she exuded sexuality from her pores.
A sex queen; young, daring, and sassy.

[b]She fucked like a wild banshee; wild, loud, and out of control. [/b]

I Racked the slide before firing, and it made the difference of at least 10 to 15 extra minutes.
And then. . . it was over.
She inhaled deeply and then sharply exhaled, expressing surprise, delight and relief.

I accepted L'il Man's resignation as commander-in-chief and rolled out.

[Immortal words of Julius Caesar] [b]I saw, I conquered, I came[/b]

[b]X[/b] Out

Preppin for action.

[Quote=Hank The Dwarf]I have pushed the envelope to include women who I meet on the street that are not 'streetwalkers'. [/quote][b]I figured if he could do it, hell, I could too. I took a page out of this Bostonian's book![/b]

From my experience of mongering the SE side of town, I've developed an eye for the stragglers, part-time and want to-be hoes.
Asia was no different, but there was a catch; she wanted a ride home.

Where is home?
Asia: [b]Uptown.[/b]
I'm a lot closer; why not my spot?
She wasn't having it. It was her place or no place.

On the way uptown her phone rang, and her conversation consisted of a lot of, un-huhs,
I'm on the way home; I'll call you when I get there and a few ok's.
I was leery, but had no choice; because of the l'il head. (aka L'il man)

[b]My mind was racing; weary, and thinkin bout the possibilities and or consequences at the same time.[/b]

Located in upper NW DC, very early in the am, I was led to her apt. On the 4th floor.
Asia seemed upbeat and energetic as we entered the apartment.
I was horny and on guard against danger at the same time.
Where's everybody?
[b]My cousin and her boyfriend are in Baltimore for the week end.[/b]
Still leery, we made small talk.

She even showed me some semi-nude pic's she had taken in the past.
Great, she loves the camera, and mine is in the ride.

Mind if I take a few pic's?

[b]You have a camera?[/b]

Yea, in the ride.

The whole ride over I never bothered to ask, especially after her phone call. Pic's were never a thought.
Down the hall, down the steps, outside and back. Constantly checkin out the enviorment; to and from.
[b]Yep, I went to get that gottdamn digicam out the ride! [/b]

Now thats how you start the year off! Nice drop X Facta!