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[QUOTE=Benz1;3591068]I always Speak Freely, That's what got TheNewCrystal's panties in a bunch. If you look at her post on BP advertiser reviews you will see that she searched back to page 48 last night. I think she has had too much time on her hands with her new menu of everything covered.

I always speak my mind but I don't call names or degrade anyone. Speaking the truth doesn't mean we need to call anyone names like Metro Rider and Trump do. I think both of them are stuck in Middle School.

TheNewCrystal is the first one to blow a gasket in awhile, the last one I remember was an A. A. Girl named Val. The complaints were the same as TheNewCrystal. Her rates were too high for her, her reaction was exactly the same, LOL. Proof they all think the same. Val has contacted me on PM recently, I asked her menu and prices, then I told her politely she can't get those rates in GR for her service and I won't see you, she disappeared quietly. She learned her lesson the first and didn't want to be laughed at again. Val came back with a new name as I'm sure TheNewCrystal will have to do too.

This is our board, if they want to read what we write it should help them to see what we want and improve their talent and menu. It works most of the time unless we are calling them names, If we are calling them names that's all they will see and they won't want to improve. After reading all the responses including one from A2, I believe TheNewCrystal will be the example to our providers of what not to do on this board.

There is no reason to disrespect anyone. Just tell the facts and always include IMO where it applies and we should all learn from each other.

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]Well said, Brother Benz.

Looking for a suggestion on a petite or on the small side. Face looks not important. Pickin seems slim these days.

Ivy or Ava are the only petite that come to mind. Ava advertises here on usasg. Ivy is on BP daily.

[QUOTE=xboch01;3591531]Looking for a suggestion on a petite or on the small side. Face looks not important. Pickin seems slim these days.[/QUOTE].

Bridget the Midget comes to mind. I'm not interested in a small lady who looks so young that she could pass for a child.

At some point I would like to scratch this off my bucket list. Unfortunately I don't know of any in the midwest. Fortunately for me, I am a member of this fine forum with all these great minds and vast resources. Do any of you have any suggestions? I'm even willing to travel to make this happen.

ST.

Sex dolls. Better than real pussy? No GPS, no drama, no scheduling problems, no bullshit. Just pure sex! Get your rocks off and just leave happy. And we make the unreported under the table tax-free money. Who's with me?

[URL]http://www.glennbeck.com/2017/10/20/german-bordoll-begs-the-question-dont-real-men-want-more-than-just-plastic/[/URL]

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3592994]Sex dolls. Better than real pussy? No GPS, no drama, no scheduling problems, no bullshit. Just pure sex! Get your rocks off and just leave happy. And we make the unreported under the table tax-free money. Who's with me?

[URL]http://www.glennbeck.com/2017/10/20/german-bordoll-begs-the-question-dont-real-men-want-more-than-just-plastic/[/URL][/QUOTE]Well, this is an unexpected offer!

Thank you, yet I will pass. Forever.

At your convenience, sir.

[QUOTE=RunDeep;3593035]At your convenience, sir.[/QUOTE]Sorry, had to clear out all the Crystal Bull Shit.

Plenty of room now.

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3592994]Sex dolls. Better than real pussy? No GPS, no drama, no scheduling problems, no bullshit. Just pure sex! Get your rocks off and just leave happy. And we make the unreported under the table tax-free money. Who's with me?

[URL]http://www.glennbeck.com/2017/10/20/german-bordoll-begs-the-question-dont-real-men-want-more-than-just-plastic/[/URL][/QUOTE]Who gets the decidedly unpleasant task of cleaning the dolls between customers?

I was wondering if you ever get tested and if you do how often?

I took a test about 6 months ago and came back clean. It was a take home test.

Just curious as to what everyone else does.

[QUOTE=BluBalls1;3599210]I was wondering if you ever get tested and if you do how often?

I took a test about 6 months ago and came back clean. It was a take home test.

Just curious as to what everyone else does.[/QUOTE]I get them every 6 months in one of 2 ways.

1) Google sti testing. Lots of local labs. You do have to pay by card. Just call, pay, and go into the local lab and provide the samples there. You get a report by email within 24-48 hours.

2) I have one with a yearly check up with my Dr. When regular bloodworm is done.

[QUOTE=BluBalls1;3599210]I was wondering if you ever get tested and if you do how often?

I took a test about 6 months ago and came back clean. It was a take home test.

Just curious as to what everyone else does.[/QUOTE]I always get tested at the Department of Public Health every 6 months. The fee depend on your income and results take about a week.

ChipCharger.

Please Empty your mailbox.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3605059]ChipCharger.

Please Empty your mailbox.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Done.

Maybe this should go in the pugilistic section. I thought this forum was for the exchange of information. I sent a PM to another fellow (won't name names) with a question asking some specifics about a Nuru provider who he had seen. I got a reply back stating I would have to ask her that question when I saw her and to see her ad on BP. Duh, how helpful is that?

This is the first time I have ever had a reply back like that. Other mongers have always been very helpful in providing answers and vice versa. The whole idea of this forum is to know before you go what a provider will do or won't do so you're not disappointed or am I mistaken?

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Stroker is correct. That's how it's supposed to work, especially via PMs. Help a Brutha Monger out!

[QUOTE=Stroker417;3611819]Maybe this should go in the pugilistic section. I thought this forum was for the exchange of information. I sent a PM to another fellow (won't name names) with a question asking some specifics about a Nuru provider who he had seen. I got a reply back stating I would have to ask her that question when I saw her and to see her ad on BP. Duh, how helpful is that?

This is the first time I have ever had a reply back like that. Other mongers have always been very helpful in providing answers and vice versa. The whole idea of this forum is to know before you go what a provider will do or won't do so you're not disappointed or am I mistaken?[/QUOTE]And although I agree generally that this board is meant to be for the free exchange of info. Circumstances may dictate caution sometimes. If I know the provider could care less then of course I am open and forthcoming with what I experienced. But with your YMMV SP that may require being more careful with whom you share and what info you pass along. I wanted to recently see a well known and reviewed provider who had a rep for a limited menu. I reached out to a number of guys who had posted a review to see if more info was to be had. Their replies were great and I hooked up with said provider. Well, to make a long story short I was successful in expanding her menu to the point that the last time I saw her she mentioned the "perhaps I should bring a condom next time. " I felt it only right to share my good fortunate with those who shared with me and had not been so lucky. Some of the guys I had never talked with before this, nor did I know much about their trustworthiness which proved to be my downfall. One of the guys told the provider what I said (I assume "you did it for him, why not me?" or to just gain favor) and I was out! I don't blame her, I blame myself for not being careful who I talked with. Lesson learned. All I am saying is try not to be too judgmental, perhaps he also got burned at some point and was just being curious.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3612541]And although I agree generally that this board is meant to be for the free exchange of info. Circumstances may dictate caution sometimes. If I know the provider could care less then of course I am open and forthcoming with what I experienced. But with your YMMV SP that may require being more careful with whom you share and what info you pass along. I wanted to recently see a well known and reviewed provider who had a rep for a limited menu. I reached out to a number of guys who had posted a review to see if more info was to be had. Their replies were great and I hooked up with said provider. Well, to make a long story short I was successful in expanding her menu to the point that the last time I saw her she mentioned the "perhaps I should bring a condom next time. " I felt it only right to share my good fortunate with those who shared with me and had not been so lucky. Some of the guys I had never talked with before this, nor did I know much about their trustworthiness which proved to be my downfall. One of the guys told the provider what I said (I assume "you did it for him, why not me?" or to just gain favor) and I was out! I don't blame her, I blame myself for not being careful who I talked with. Lesson learned. All I am saying is try not to be too judgmental, perhaps he also got burned at some point and was just being curious.[/QUOTE]Good points. I tend to agree that using caution in info shared on the site and through Pm keeps your monger experience preserved. There is a fine line between helping fellow mongers and sharing too much info that compromises either you or the SP in question.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3612541]And although I agree generally that this board is meant to be for the free exchange of info. Circumstances may dictate caution sometimes. If I know the provider could care less then of course I am open and forthcoming with what I experienced. But with your YMMV SP that may require being more careful with whom you share and what info you pass along. I wanted to recently see a well known and reviewed provider who had a rep for a limited menu. I reached out to a number of guys who had posted a review to see if more info was to be had. Their replies were great and I hooked up with said provider. Well, to make a long story short I was successful in expanding her menu to the point that the last time I saw her she mentioned the "perhaps I should bring a condom next time. " I felt it only right to share my good fortunate with those who shared with me and had not been so lucky. Some of the guys I had never talked with before this, nor did I know much about their trustworthiness which proved to be my downfall. One of the guys told the provider what I said (I assume "you did it for him, why not me?" or to just gain favor) and I was out! I don't blame her, I blame myself for not being careful who I talked with. Lesson learned. All I am saying is try not to be too judgmental, perhaps he also got burned at some point and was just being curious.[/QUOTE]That sucks you lost your perks because another monger has to run their mouth to the sp, shame on that monger! This is another example of YMMV and why I don't really believe a lot of the watered down reviews that say no FS to be had when in reality there is just not to everyone. Keep your spidey senses ripe fellas and be careful what you share and with who to your own detriment at times.

All SPs and AMPs and MPs are YMMV! There is always some Monger getting something more than other Mongers. Could be because of Money, looks, charm or whatever. Sometimes on some days a provider might like Monger X more than Monger Z.

Bloozer.

You have mail.

First I'll answer a frequently asked Question. How do you meet these UTR girls? They are usually friends of friends that need money.

This is a friend of Lake Shore Honey's, back in June LSH contacted me to do a 3 sum with her Lesbian girl friend. I was reluctant to rent a room and pay 2 girls but LSH was persistent and said she would do it for free just to so she could have her Lesbian GF in bed all I had to do was rent the room and pay her GF. Now I'm interested, I pay for a room on a Sunday Afternoon, pick both girls up at Lilliana's place. Holy Shit! This Goddess gets in with LSH. I had the time of my life and wanted to repeat but LSH schedule never worked out again. So I've been seeing Lilliana for lunch as a friend and sometimes lover if she needed the money. Lilliana is as sweet as she is beautiful so it is with great reservation and reluctance that I'm posting this UTR. She informed me that she needs more money than I can deliver and she has a GF living with her that is average looking small bbw (similar to LSH) she is not bi or gay so the duo would be semi interactive (kissing and licking top only). I plan to check out the duo soon because her GF has dentures and offers gum jobs with swallow, I just didn't bring enough money with me yesterday.

One pic is Just for Rogerover, showing that she has all of her teeth (butt this one has a perfect ass too). She's 22 yrs and about 5ft. short.

Lillianas pics are almost accurate, she has gained a few lbs, but I like her that way, her black bra in the pic doesn't fit anymore she pops out of it and probably needs money for a new one.

No Short stay rates. 100 hhr, 200 hr. Incall is aviailble between 2 and 9pm weekdays only is in Standale area. Password and digits for seniors only. Outcall is available for a little more money depending on how far.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3613673]First I'll answer a frequently asked Question. How do you meet these UTR girls? They are usually friends of friends that need money.

This is a friend of Lake Shore Honey's, back in June LSH contacted me to do a 3 sum with her Lesbian girl friend. I was reluctant to rent a room and pay 2 girls but LSH was persistent and said she would do it for free just to so she could have her Lesbian GF in bed all I had to do was rent the room and pay her GF. Now I'm interested, I pay for a room on a Sunday Afternoon, pick both girls up at Lilliana's place. Holy Shit! This Goddess gets in with LSH. I had the time of my life and wanted to repeat but LSH schedule never worked out again. So I've been seeing Lilliana for lunch as a friend and sometimes lover if she needed the money. Lilliana is as sweet as she is beautiful so it is with great reservation and reluctance that I'm posting this UTR. She informed me that she needs more money than I can deliver and she has a GF living with her that is average looking small bbw (similar to LSH) she is not bi or gay so the duo would be semi interactive (kissing and licking top only). I plan to check out the duo soon because her GF has dentures and offers gum jobs with swallow, I just didn't bring enough money with me yesterday.

[b]One pic is Just for Rogerover, showing that she has all of her teeth (butt this one has a perfect ass too)[/b]. She's 22 yrs and about 5ft. short.

Lillianas pics are almost accurate, she has gained a few lbs, but I like her that way, her black bra in the pic doesn't fit anymore she pops out of it and probably needs money for a new one.

No Short stay rates. 100 hhr, 200 hr. Incall is aviailble between 2 and 9pm weekdays only is in Standale area. Password and digits for seniors only. Outcall is available for a little more money depending on how far.[/QUOTE]Well done sir. I'm officially jealous!

[URL=https://imgur.com/a/NXMlC]Benz1 props![/URL]

[QUOTE=RogerOver;3613800]Well done sir. I'm officially jealous!

[URL=https://imgur.com/a/NXMlC]Benz1 props![/URL][/QUOTE]I can't take credit for finding her, she was delivered to me by another UTR Lake Shore Hunny which happens to be a BBW. But that's how it works. Just be friendly and helpful all the time.

It hasn't been hard to maintain the friendship because she is so laid back, fun and funny,

Benz you are a hero and a master. Thanks for the talent you bring here, as well as all your leadership for the board members. Great work.

[QUOTE=Happyone99;3613918]Benz you are a hero and a master. Thanks for the talent you bring here, as well as all your leadership for the board members. Great work.[/QUOTE]No need to thank me, as always it is my pleasure.

Happy Hunting everyone.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3612666]All SPs and AMPs and MPs are YMMV! There is always some Monger getting something more than other Mongers. Could be because of Money, looks, charm or whatever. Sometimes on some days a provider might like Monger X more than Monger Z.[/QUOTE]I have yet met a provider who hasn't been willing to go beyond her normal limits under the right circumstances and / or with the right guy. If you click, you click and you are off to the races. I don't worry too much about menu but look for reports that she seems to really enjoy herself, has fun and treats people well. Then as NJ said, I use my money, charm and looks (mostly money. LOL) to convince the lady to throw the rule book out.

Benz1's description is perfect. I'll admit, I really like her posted photos. That little bit of weight gain takes her out of the 200 dinero category for me. But that's my opinion. All in all, what a sweetie. She was a little GFE shy at first, but quickly loosened up. Services were as requested. At 23, and 5' tall, it was almost like being with my best friends baby sister. She's indeed a breath of fresh air with the nice incall, no baby damage, and no "trailer-park".

Appearance and language. I highly recommend but not at 200."

Benzie, ya done good!

[QUOTE=Benz1;3613673]Lillianas pics are almost accurate, she has gained a few lbs, but I like her that way, her black bra in the pic doesn't fit anymore she pops out of it and probably needs money for a new one.[/QUOTE]I don't normally post in other cities I haven't been to (yet), but after seeing her pics I just had to comment that you are one lucky MFer. She's exactly my type based on looks, and if she's got a few brain cells where she can manage a decent conversation, all the better.

I really need to be 20 years younger and single. LOL For now I'll just enjoy knowing that these women are out there and hearing everyone's stories!

NB.

I think I sent digits and password to all seniors that requested.

Sorry if I missed anyone.

Send another message if I missed you.

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3614641]I think I sent digits and password to all seniors that requested.

Sorry if I missed anyone.

Send another message if I missed you.

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]Sorry ChipCharger, I've sent it 3 times hopefully you got the 3rd. I've had this problem in the past with TeddBear too and I don't know if there are others that's why I'm posting this. If I missed a senior member, request again.

Regular members don't get answered. If you want UTR info please become an active member, take one for the team and become part of the team.

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3614491]Benz1's description is perfect. I'll admit, I really like her posted photos. That little bit of weight gain takes her out of the 200 dinero category for me. But that's my opinion. All in all, what a sweetie. She was a little GFE shy at first, but quickly loosened up. Services were as requested. At 23, and 5' tall, it was almost like being with my best friends baby sister. She's indeed a breath of fresh air with the nice incall, no baby damage, and no "trailer-park".

Appearance and language. I highly recommend but not at 200."

Benzie, ya done good![/QUOTE]Looks like Bloozer was one of the lucky ones.

As I mentioned, she is a Lesbian and needed some extra money right now. And all is taken care of, thanks to Bloozer and a few others.

I will let everyone know when she needs money again.

Happy hunting.

Up north I have a few I can refer you too. Email if interested.

No problem. Thanks for resending. I appreciate your efforts. I did get the third. Take good care.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3615263]Sorry ChipCharger, I've sent it 3 times hopefully you got the 3rd. I've had this problem in the past with TeddBear too and I don't know if there are others that's why I'm posting this. If I missed a senior member, request again.

Regular members don't get answered. If you want UTR info please become an active member, take one for the team and become part of the team.

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benz1;3615578]Looks like Bloozer was one of the lucky ones.

As I mentioned, she is a Lesbian and needed some extra money right now. And all is taken care of, thanks to Bloozer and a few others.

I will let everyone know when she needs money again.

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]She gave me no indication that she was all gay. Not that it matters. But are you saying that she is not an on call SP? That's what it reds like. I hope not. I thought we hit it off! Oh well, acting is what acting is I guess?

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3615624]She gave me no indication that she was all gay. Not that it matters. But are you saying that she is not an on call SP? That's what it reds like. I hope not. I thought we hit it off! Oh well, acting is what acting is I guess?[/QUOTE]Yes, this is what my original post said.

This is a friend of Lake Shore Honey's, back in June LSH contacted me to do a 3 sum with her Lesbian girl friend. I was reluctant to rent a room and pay 2 girls but LSH was persistent and said she would do it for free just to so she could have her Lesbian GF in bed all I had to do was rent the room and pay her GF. Now I'm interested, I pay for a room on a Sunday Afternoon, pick both girls up at Lilliana's place. Holy Shit! This Goddess gets in with LSH. I had the time of my life and wanted to repeat but LSH schedule never worked out again. So I've been seeing Lilliana for lunch as a friend and sometimes lover if she needed the money. Lilliana is as sweet as she is beautiful so it is with great reservation and reluctance that I'm posting this UTR.

I think you missed the posting because I gave you her digits and password before I posted this on USA. It was weird that her and I were just talking about her meeting Frenz of Benz to help her immediate financial problems. Then I opened up your request for // Is There Anything New To Do in Grand Rapids? It was at that moment that Lilliana said yes I will meet him and she gave me the password at that time. Then I posted the opportunity for others the next day. (utr's don't last long but if treated right, they will come back).

If you still want something new to do, I know another Puerto Rican provider that will see you any day of the week.

Her Name is Summer, tall medium BBW with 38 DD's. Nice sweet girl willing to please and takes direction well. The first time I got a BBBJ from her it was not good. The second BBBJ was with swallow and she is getting better, I complimented her and she said she want's to be the best but it takes practice. I texted her today while I was at Parkway Tropics, she met me in the parking lot and we drove to a better location for an above average BBBJws. She has her own car for outcalls, she has an incall location on the west side but I have never been there.

She has been a provider in the past and is now a UTR looking for a fun, safe good time.

Car Date 40 BJ, SS at her incall 60, hhr80. Prostrate massage is on the menu.

If you are Frenz of Benz and have a password she will text of chat openly about menu and prices. Digits and Password for seniors only.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3616109]Yes, this is what my original post said.

This is a friend of Lake Shore Honey's, back in June LSH contacted me to do a 3 sum with her Lesbian girl friend. I was reluctant to rent a room and pay 2 girls but LSH was persistent and said she would do it for free just to so she could have her Lesbian GF in bed all I had to do was rent the room and pay her GF. Now I'm interested, I pay for a room on a Sunday Afternoon, pick both girls up at Lilliana's place. Holy Shit! This Goddess gets in with LSH. I had the time of my life and wanted to repeat but LSH schedule never worked out again. So I've been seeing Lilliana for lunch as a friend and sometimes lover if she needed the money. Lilliana is as sweet as she is beautiful so it is with great reservation and reluctance that I'm posting this UTR.

I think you missed the posting because I gave you her digits and password before I posted this on USA. It was weird that her and I were just talking about her meeting Frenz of Benz to help her immediate financial problems. Then I opened up your request for // Is There Anything New To Do in Grand Rapids? It was at that moment that Lilliana said yes I will meet him and she gave me the password at that time. Then I posted the opportunity for others the next day. (utr's don't last long but if treated right, they will come back).

If you still want something new to do, I know another Puerto Rican provider that will see you any day of the week.

Her Name is Summer, tall medium BBW with 38 DD's. Nice sweet girl willing to please and takes direction well. The first time I got a BBBJ from her it was not good. The second BBBJ was with swallow and she is getting better, I complimented her and she said she want's to be the best but it takes practice. I texted her today while I was at Parkway Tropics, she met me in the parking lot and we drove to a better location for an above average BBBJws. She has her own car for outcalls, she has an incall location on the west side but I have never been there.

She has been a provider in the past and is now a UTR looking for a fun, safe good time.

Car Date 40 BJ, SS at her incall 60, hhr80. Prostrate massage is on the menu.

If you are Frenz of Benz and have a password she will text of chat openly about menu and prices. Digits and Password for seniors only.[/QUOTE]Another official TY! Great reports!!

[QUOTE=HapHunter;3617384]Another official TY! Great reports!![/QUOTE]As always our friend Benz has amazing skills on sniffing "UTR" situations.

[QUOTE=Freessi;3617554]As always our friend Benz has amazing skills on sniffing "UTR" situations.[/QUOTE]UTR Ravenna.

Have another one named Autumn, she is a 27 yr old white small bbw in Ravenna, willing to do car dates out of a family home. (discretion is a must).

No incall available at this time. If you want FS you have to bring your own cover.

40 BBBJws, 80 CFS.

The pic on the right is for you RogerOver, she is sporting a full set of teeth but they are fake.

She gave me my first ever gum job and I regret telling her that I wanted more pressure. Popped way too soon.

Takes direction well and is a sweet girl.

Digits and Password for well seniors members only.
Happy hunting