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[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1768899]Realizing my penchant for getting too drunk to bang a hooker a 4 O'clock in the morning, I came prepared to bang some escorts. Too drunk for me means being able to walk and talk but little Zappa doesn't work so well. This year I worked pretty hard and thought I deserved something a little extra special. All my research of hot Asians led me to either a hobbyshop girl or Layla Sweet AKA "the sweetest Lay". The prospect of doing this hot little Philipino babe set my nuts on fire. She was relatively easy to get in touch with by email. Some light screening and we agreed that I'd call her when I got into town. I called her and set something up early evening. She asked me to meet her downstairs after exchanging what clothing we'd be in. I thought that this is kind of odd most providers are able to get past security. She must have wanted an escape clause in case I was some kind of 400 lb monster or something which was not happening in my case, if you catch my drift. Anyway, we go back up to my room and open a nice bottle of Napa Valley Cabernet chat a bit and get down to bizness. First off she is beautiful but one of the tiniest woman that I've ever seen. She has an incredible body with a class A boob job. I'd prefer smaller and real but they were awesome to look at. The one downside was that everything is completely safe with her. When a women is as hot as her I just have to DATY which was a no go due to the safety thing. She took a pounding and had the sexiest look on her face. Gentlemen, if you're looking for a high end asian provider who plays it safe, look no further.

Days 3 and 5 later when I have more time. 3 and 5 because it was the same girl. No day 4 because I was feeling somewhat jaded or satisfied after day 3, Alice Chan AKA Asian Alice. To be continued.[/QUOTE]Was the Dammage? I'm guessing $$$?

[QUOTE=Joesun1;1769272]Was the Dammage? I'm guessing $$$?[/QUOTE]Its for quality not quantity. Besides I had a good year and deserve it! I could have been a cheap ass and haggled with her but that's not my style nor does it lead to anything good. If they're good for me which they usually are, I'll leave an extra $25 or $50 chip. You can check it out on her website. Zappa doesn't eat out of the garbage can. Unless I accidentally drop something in.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1769988]Its for quality not quantity. Besides I had a good year and deserve it! I could have been a cheap ass and haggled with her but that's not my style nor does it lead to anything good. If they're good for me which they usually are, I'll leave an extra $25 or $50 chip. You can check it out on her website. Zappa doesn't eat out of the garbage can. Unless I accidentally drop something in.[/QUOTE]I like your style, Zappa. Some guys are all about haggling to get the best price. And if that's what makes you happy, go for it. But I don't go to Vegas to haggle, I like to treat myself when I'm there.

[QUOTE=Roxtar1011;1770023]I like your style, Zappa. Some guys are all about haggling to get the best price. And if that's what makes you happy, go for it. But I don't go to Vegas to haggle, I like to treat myself when I'm there.[/QUOTE]Is the way to go if you're a cheap basturd like me, If / When the money really starts rolling then I won't be cheap anymore unless one of you all want to get me a job full time with great pay / benefits. Then I'll take care of the girls.

Part of the reason for this is that I don't have the opportunities back home like I do in Vegas so I don't care about the money as much. Some of the self professed hagglers probably spend more per year on pussy than I do. The local AMPs have taken a serious turn for the worse the last year or so. They are under constant threat from LE and several of the best in the area have recently been closed. My choices are very limited until the annual trip to Vegas so the budget is fully loaded when visiting your fine city. Joesun, I feel your pain, brother.

[QUOTE=Roxtar1011;1770023]I like your style, Zappa. Some guys are all about haggling to get the best price. And if that's what makes you happy, go for it. But I don't go to Vegas to haggle, I like to treat myself when I'm there.[/QUOTE]

Days 3 & 5 because I saw the same girl twice. Alice Chan is a Vegas bargain. A no brainer and must see if you're a sufferer of yellow fever such as myself. I saw her for the first time last year and vowed to repeat with her. She may not have that toned tight body and pretty face of the aforementioned Layla Sweet but she gives me the serious wood as soon as she comes through the door. Her service is like clockwork she has the same bonerfide routine everytime I've seen her. She raised her outcall rate to $$.5. Incall is about $ less and even more off for a half hour. I do the outcall with her because its worth the benjamin to have her come to you. She can always get by security so you don't have to suffer that slight indignation of having to walk a hooker past security. To be honest with you I wouldn't care anyway. Half the time the security at the Bellagio are busy answering guests questions that they hardly give you a casual glance. Secondly, I think they could care less.

I digress, Alice has the unusual feature for an asian woman of having large natural breasts. They are quite a lovely sight. Her mic skills are incredible. She licks pretty much your entire body with special attention given to the juevos. She's a four star attraction in Vegas. The penultimate professional and that's why I saw her twice. The fourth day I felt satisfied, if not a little jaded. The fifth day I seriously considered doing Hobbyshop in call but after a somewhat rude / terse conversation with Steve, I decided Alice could use Zappa's coin one more time. Looks: 7. 5, Body: 8. 5, Attitude: 10+, Service:10+. Alice Chan you're in my hall of fame. Trusted seniors may PM for details. If for example, you have 3 posts and 2 of them are asking for info. Forget about it!

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1770807]Part of the reason for this is that I don't have the opportunities back home like I do in Vegas so I don't care about the money as much. Some of the self professed hagglers probably spend more per year on pussy than I do. The local AMPs have taken a serious turn for the worse the last year or so. They are under constant threat from LE and several of the best in the area have recently been closed. My choices are very limited until the annual trip to Vegas so the budget is fully loaded when visiting your fine city. Joesun, I feel your pain, brother.[/QUOTE]Usually us locals find out that the service quality levels off at about $$.5 max. Anything above that, the girl thinks she is playing you for the vacationing-just won at the tabels-here on the company dime fool and will give subpar service because its "vegas baby" and all that crap. At the same time, you won't find locals trolling the casinos on the strip either. I would abhor all tourists to not pay more than $$.5 even if she is knock down gorgeous. There are exceptions of course.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1770807]Part of the reason for this is that I don't have the opportunities back home like I do in Vegas so I don't care about the money as much. Some of the self professed hagglers probably spend more per year on pussy than I do. The local AMPs have taken a serious turn for the worse the last year or so. They are under constant threat from LE and several of the best in the area have recently been closed. My choices are very limited until the annual trip to Vegas so the budget is fully loaded when visiting your fine city. Joesun, I feel your pain, brother.[/QUOTE]Haggle because I only work part time but soon I hope that's going to change so I can upgrade haha!

[QUOTE=Demoknitex;1770893]Usually us locals find out that the service quality levels off at about $$.5 max. Anything above that, the girl thinks she is playing you for the vacationing-just won at the tabels-here on the company dime fool and will give subpar service because its "vegas baby" and all that crap. At the same time, you won't find locals trolling the casinos on the strip either. I would abhor all tourists to not pay more than $$.5 even if she is knock down gorgeous. There are exceptions of course.[/QUOTE]No you won't find any locals trolling for escorts but I troll for freebies / cougars when I can you prolly past me at one point LOL!

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1770833]Days 3 & 5 because I saw the same girl twice. Alice Chan is a Vegas bargain. A no brainer and must see if you're a sufferer of yellow fever such as myself. I saw her for the first time last year and vowed to repeat with her. She may not have that toned tight body and pretty face of the aforementioned Layla Sweet but she gives me the serious wood as soon as she comes through the door. Her service is like clockwork she has the same bonerfide routine everytime I've seen her. She raised her outcall rate to $$.5. Incall is about $ less and even more off for a half hour. I do the outcall with her because its worth the benjamin to have her come to you. She can always get by security so you don't have to suffer that slight indignation of having to walk a hooker past security. To be honest with you I wouldn't care anyway. Half the time the security at the Bellagio are busy answering guests questions that they hardly give you a casual glance. Secondly, I think they could care less.

I digress, Alice has the unusual feature for an asian woman of having large natural breasts. They are quite a lovely sight. Her mic skills are incredible. She licks pretty much your entire body with special attention given to the juevos. She's a four star attraction in Vegas. The penultimate professional and that's why I saw her twice. The fourth day I felt satisfied, if not a little jaded. The fifth day I seriously considered doing Hobbyshop in call but after a somewhat rude / terse conversation with Steve, I decided Alice could use Zappa's coin one more time. Looks: 7. 5, Body: 8. 5, Attitude: 10+, Service:10+. Alice Chan you're in my hall of fame. Trusted seniors may PM for details. If for example, you have 3 posts and 2 of them are asking for info. Forget about it![/QUOTE]Are you saying people can PM for more specific details on the session? Because you can google Alice Chan Las Vegas and it comes up with all of her pics and contact info.

That's pretty smart of you. Yes, details of session. Trusted seniors could have figured out contact info such as you did. I've got to hand it to you, pretty good for just one post.

[QUOTE=LoveSexInIdaho;1771266]Are you saying people can PM for more specific details on the session? Because you can google Alice Chan Las Vegas and it comes up with all of her pics and contact info.[/QUOTE]

You have so many options to choose from. Like I said, I could of had her services cheaper but there's nothing like Chinese delivery. So worth it. If I did this as often as some of the local guys on here, I'd probably be more frugal too.

[QUOTE=Demoknitex;1770893]Usually us locals find out that the service quality levels off at about $$.5 max. Anything above that, the girl thinks she is playing you for the vacationing-just won at the tabels-here on the company dime fool and will give subpar service because its "vegas baby" and all that crap. At the same time, you won't find locals trolling the casinos on the strip either. I would abhor all tourists to not pay more than $$.5 even if she is knock down gorgeous. There are exceptions of course.[/QUOTE]

Hi guys. In two weeks I'm coming in Vegas and I'll stay only one night there.

I'm looking for a GFE, anything but asian. Most important things: Face, DFK, positive attitude. Budget: $250.

Any suggestions?

[QUOTE=Coverage; 1773921]Hi guys. In two weeks I'm coming in Vegas and I'll stay only one night there.

I'm looking for a GFE, anything but asian. Most important things: Face, DFK, positive attitude. Budget: $250.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]If you're not averse to curvy women Katrina Kovell fits the bill and comes in at $200 for the hour outcall. She is highly reviewed on just about every board there is, and I'm hoping to see her myself when I get out this summer.

Another curvy girl she does doubles with (sincity) Ashley Marie is also very well reviewed, and an outcall is the same price with her too. If I have a profitable enough trip I may try them both at the same time, but that would mean me learning to say no to CGs when I've been drinking.

A quick google will get you the sites, they seem to be some of the better value deals for escorts in Vegas that I've seen.

Best of luck and have fun!

[QUOTE=Coverage; 1773921]Hi guys. In two weeks I'm coming in Vegas and I'll stay only one night there.

I'm looking for a GFE, anything but asian. Most important things: Face, DFK, positive attitude. Budget: $250.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Marie Dupree is another great provider, somewhat new but very good and very very enthusiastic. Tall (5'10") and thin but not skinny. Total GFE and she has the naughty librarian girl next door look. PM me if you need her digits.