Massage Parlor Reports

Recently moved into the area, have been a few places at this point and here are my findings.

Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Usually a good experience, always leave satisfied, I've had one masseuse who was very friendly and talkative, and one who was clearly going through the motions. The one who was going through the motions seemed upset when I didn't finish as fast as she wanted me to, and was unresponsive when I tired to explain what I wanted. Price for a handshake was a little too much for my personal opinion. Maybe I'm just used to Indiana but paying more than 40 for it and it alone seems like too much. Would I go back, probably, but only If I'm wanting a non asian.

Healing Power in Schaumburg. Not the best experience, but not because of the massage, but because of the dogs they have there. They will yap at you constantly and one left a mess in my massage room there once. Not what you want to smell as you lay down. Even worse the woman cleaned it with towels, but I didn't hear her wash her hands. After that she wouldn't haggle with me for the tip, and I paid 60 for my handshake. There's one girl there who knows what she's doing, looks good 7. 5 on the AMP scale, and teases very well. But the MMS who does a lot of the massage is very quick, get you in, get you out. After the dog mess experience, I won't be going back.

Yun. Best place I've ever been. Nice girl, nice TS, nice tease, I had to pay tip up front, $ 20, but that's understandable considering I was new coming in and admitted that. Took care of every need, and after I was finished she spent the rest of the time massaging my neck and legs. Unless any of the other places around here give better service for the price I think its the only place I'll ever need to go.

Glad I'm back where more options than just self service are available. Indy was bad for that.

I agree with your assessment of Golden. Never been there but worked with enough women Euro women not to ever want to go. I also think there pricing is very high.

I've been to Healing Power a number of times and never saw dogs. Must be new since I've been there.

I paid upfront once and got burned. I was at a place last week. She wanted tip money up front, I said no and ended up getting a shitty massage. Left no tip.

I will absolutely never tip before.

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;2527492]Recently moved into the area, have been a few places at this point and here are my findings.

Golden Hands in Schaumburg. Usually a good experience, always leave satisfied, I've had one masseuse who was very friendly and talkative, and one who was clearly going through the motions. The one who was going through the motions seemed upset when I didn't finish as fast as she wanted me to, and was unresponsive when I tired to explain what I wanted. Price for a handshake was a little too much for my personal opinion. Maybe I'm just used to Indiana but paying more than 40 for it and it alone seems like too much. Would I go back, probably, but only If I'm wanting a non asian.

Healing Power in Schaumburg. Not the best experience, but not because of the massage, but because of the dogs they have there. They will yap at you constantly and one left a mess in my massage room there once. Not what you want to smell as you lay down. Even worse the woman cleaned it with towels, but I didn't hear her wash her hands. After that she wouldn't haggle with me for the tip, and I paid 60 for my handshake. There's one girl there who knows what she's doing, looks good 7. 5 on the AMP scale, and teases very well. But the MMS who does a lot of the massage is very quick, get you in, get you out. After the dog mess experience, I won't be going back.

Yun. Best place I've ever been. Nice girl, nice TS, nice tease, I had to pay tip up front, $ 20, but that's understandable considering I was new coming in and admitted that. Took care of every need, and after I was finished she spent the rest of the time massaging my neck and legs. Unless any of the other places around here give better service for the price I think its the only place I'll ever need to go.

Glad I'm back where more options than just self service are available. Indy was bad for that.[/QUOTE]

Great experience with Coco, and didn't even need marshmallows and / or whipped cream. Outstanding massage with the anticipated finish with no questions. I lost count of the number of transitions from medium to soft pressure during the session. The table shower at the end was great to remove excess oil, and put a refreshing top on a very good time. . 60/. 40 with no questions, and both of use were pleased at the finish.

I am on the hunt to see if any of these places are worth it:

1. Chinese Foot Spa in Palatine.

2. Sky Spa in Schaumburg on Plum Grove.

3. The new place on Milwaukee in Wheeling 77 south.

Please private me.

One productive post in 1 year. All seeking info. I for one will pass.

Thanks RFR, I stop by to check out and saw Coco. Nice massage, good TS, good handshake. Coco's a sweetheart. She was surprised I wanted TS before, it was a humid afternoon. I don't think there's more on the menu because of the other tenants in the strip mall. But for 60/40, sometimes that's all I need.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2529329]Great experience with Coco, and didn't even need marshmallows and / or whipped cream. Outstanding massage with the anticipated finish with no questions. I lost count of the number of transitions from medium to soft pressure during the session. The table shower at the end was great to remove excess oil, and put a refreshing top on a very good time. . 60/. 40 with no questions, and both of use were pleased at the finish.[/QUOTE]

Got to Yuns on a rainy Saturday at 4 ish and was asked to wait in the little anteroom. That anteroom was my massage room too. Meh but whatever. Drew Bebe, whose body looks 20's, face looks maybe late 30's, and voice sounds 50's, but she is super cool. If I had to guess, I'd have let her voice be my guide, I don't know how they do it.

Anyhow, solid table shower with lots of cleaning of everywhere, followed by above average massage. She was into it, talking with me as she found and worked out knots, and took extra time on my calves, which are always tight and cramping. I didn't ask for that, she just knew, which I liked as well. On the flip, full menu was offered and taken advantage of with no discussion of how much, she just asked what I wanted and then delivered, again, enthusiastically. Afterwards sat with me caressing and talking, what a sweet lady.

I left $. 2, so total dmg was $. 9. Pretty great trip but Yun is one of the less hygienic places I've been. Saw her refolding towels as I left, UGH. I'd go back, but only because I like the providers there. I don't like the door situation there or the aforementioned cleanliness issues. I wish they'd clean the place up a bit and put some more private doors in.

Tried out Lux for the first time in a while. Didn't get the name of my masseuse, but she was late 30's, a little on the thick side but not fat. Had some nice Cs. TS was very nice. Massage was on the "above average" side of the scale. She spent a lot of time on my lower half. The teasing before the flip was very nice. On the flip, I got the standard finish, but with some nice touches. I know more is on the menu here, but this being my first time in a while, I'll have to be seen around a more often for the full menu.

I will be returning.

MILF.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2540882]Got to Yuns on a rainy Saturday at 4 ish and was asked to wait in the little anteroom. That anteroom was my massage room too. Meh but whatever. Drew Bebe, whose body looks 20's, face looks maybe late 30's, and voice sounds 50's, but she is super cool. If I had to guess, I'd have let her voice be my guide, I don't know how they do it.

Anyhow, solid table shower with lots of cleaning of everywhere, followed by above average massage. She was into it, talking with me as she found and worked out knots, and took extra time on my calves, which are always tight and cramping. I didn't ask for that, she just knew, which I liked as well. On the flip, full menu was offered and taken advantage of with no discussion of how much, she just asked what I wanted and then delivered, again, enthusiastically. Afterwards sat with me caressing and talking, what a sweet lady.

I left $. 2, so total dmg was $. 9. Pretty great trip but Yun is one of the less hygienic places I've been. Saw her refolding towels as I left, UGH. I'd go back, but only because I like the providers there. I don't like the door situation there or the aforementioned cleanliness issues. I wish they'd clean the place up a bit and put some more private doors in.[/QUOTE]I hear you about the hygiene issue. That's why I'm switching to Lux for now.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2540882]Got to Yuns on a rainy Saturday at 4 ish and was asked to wait in the little anteroom. That anteroom was my massage room too. Meh but whatever. Drew Bebe, whose body looks 20's, face looks maybe late 30's, and voice sounds 50's, but she is super cool. If I had to guess, I'd have let her voice be my guide, I don't know how they do it.

Anyhow, solid table shower with lots of cleaning of everywhere, followed by above average massage. She was into it, talking with me as she found and worked out knots, and took extra time on my calves, which are always tight and cramping. I didn't ask for that, she just knew, which I liked as well. On the flip, full menu was offered and taken advantage of with no discussion of how much, she just asked what I wanted and then delivered, again, enthusiastically. Afterwards sat with me caressing and talking, what a sweet lady.

I left $. 2, so total dmg was $. 9. Pretty great trip but Yun is one of the less hygienic places I've been. Saw her refolding towels as I left, UGH. I'd go back, but only because I like the providers there. I don't like the door situation there or the aforementioned cleanliness issues. I wish they'd clean the place up a bit and put some more private doors in.[/QUOTE]I saw Bebe on Saturday. I think she has been there for awhile. She left for awhile and had quite a few enhancements done.

My guess is that she is well north of 50. Maybe 60 ish. Korean plastic surgeons are amazingly skilled.

I'm LOLing thinking about this combination!

Thank God! The plastic surgeon didn't have a way to fix her voice!

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2540882]Got to Yuns on a rainy Saturday at 4 ish and was asked to wait in the little anteroom. That anteroom was my massage room too. Meh but whatever. Drew Bebe, whose body looks 20's, face looks maybe late 30's, and voice sounds 50's, but she is super cool. If I had to guess, I'd have let her voice be my guide, I don't know how they do it.

Anyhow, solid table shower with lots of cleaning of everywhere, followed by above average massage. She was into it, talking with me as she found and worked out knots, and took extra time on my calves, which are always tight and cramping. I didn't ask for that, she just knew, which I liked as well. On the flip, full menu was offered and taken advantage of with no discussion of how much, she just asked what I wanted and then delivered, again, enthusiastically. Afterwards sat with me caressing and talking, what a sweet lady.

I left $. 2, so total dmg was $. 9. Pretty great trip but Yun is one of the less hygienic places I've been. Saw her refolding towels as I left, UGH. I'd go back, but only because I like the providers there. I don't like the door situation there or the aforementioned cleanliness issues. I wish they'd clean the place up a bit and put some more private doors in.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2543604]I hear you about the hygiene issue. That's why I'm switching to Lux for now.[/QUOTE]See Angie, she's new. Wow! Jackie, a little on the older side, but great tits.

[QUOTE=Seldon69;2537686]I am on the hunt to see if any of these places are worth it:

1. Chinese Foot Spa in Palatine.

2. Sky Spa in Schaumburg on Plum Grove.

3. The new place on Milwaukee in Wheeling 77 south.

Please private me.[/QUOTE]Pass on 77. TOFTT and checked this place out. Nice, clean and newer place that was running a HH special so figured what the hell. Got there only to find out the special was only for fully clothed massage in more of a common area so bit the bullet and ponied up for an hour. Rooms were nice with actual doors so was hoping for the best.

MT was younger. Guessing 30 +/- 5 years, not a spinner but not fat either. Would give a 6 at the most on the MP scale. Massage was average, did everything in my power to direct her and every time I became uncovered she quickly re-covered me.

After the flip gave it one more attempt and figured the tent might have drawn the desired outcome but instead just got the "all done, time is up. ". No tip and I won't be giving it a second chance. Nice, clean, and newly remodeled place but service was not worth a return on any level.

Have been to Yun 5-6 times but didn't post as I didn't have anything new to add, hoped for a similar experience but it was not to be had. Will probably give Lux a spin next just to mix things up a bit.

Had been there several times and all but once got FS. So took my boner to lux and left happy. Not as happy as I used to farther east on Dundee but smiling nonetheless.

[QUOTE=Randolph;2544643]Had been there several times and all but once got FS. So took my boner to lux and left happy. Not as happy as I used to farther east on Dundee but smiling nonetheless.[/QUOTE]Although it was in a really dumpy strip mall that location was too prominent to fly UTR for very long. Never visited because it is at such a busy intersection and am guessing the neighbors didn't appreciate the new tenant. Plus a lot of the stuff there closes early making it stick out at night.