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[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;6370383]You should have gone to Downey. Duh![/QUOTE]This was on the westside, it was a total confidence scam, basically she conned me into going to her place on the idea (that I loved) as avoiding the booker. Her fucko boyfriend was in her room. I think they may have some issues soon tho.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6369217]That is a strong term somewhat. I 100% agree that if you are barebacking a hot young asian age 42 on Sawtelle, and she says even in the most broken of English, do not cum inside, that it is no doubt a completely wrong thing to CIP.
But the times I have gone to Sawtelle, it appears that mongers are about as excited learning that there are going to be virgins at a jailhouse rodeo. I would assume that many of these monger, who are loaded on Cialis, cannot hold in their penod, and it just happens. Other than the monger getting yelled at in Korean, would that get him banned?
Asking for a friend. LMFAO.[/QUOTE]Yes I don't think it's rape as it lacks intent. More of a "heat of the moment" voluntary manslaughter type of analysis.
So, long story short. Girl blows me twice at a cut the booker out rate. Invites me to her pad the other day, she needed 50 bucks for a phone bill, I am like, well she earned it. I am at her place, she shows me stuff with her name on it, etc.
A week later, after begging her, she says, hell, come over and we can fook for 300. Honestly, had she said 500 I would have paid it.
I get there and there is a guy in the bedroom pretending to have a gun. I said, nice short con and left.
I know she is on lots of drugs, but why would you not fuck me for 500, keep me as a regular and squeeze me for thousands. Also, I had my wallet on me and I had 5 k in cash.
Are druggies that stupid?
I should post the link to this girl's ad.
She had been jerking guys off for years.
She was good looking. She has crossed 40 and her weight has crossed I don't know what. She is fat. But she appears not to be on benzos or opioids.
Anyhow, she is a late night option because she is just not that busy and she wants 300 for a handie. It is way too much massage and body work and not enough of her finger in my asshole.
All of a sudden she says, hey, I am available late again. And, oh, it is now 350.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6371691]Are druggies that stupid?[/QUOTE]It's less them being stupid, and them being so addicted they cannot think straight. Sorry that happened to you.
Looks like RUBMD is down?
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6377857]Looks like RUBMD is down?[/QUOTE]Seen that. Is rubrankings a legit alternative?
[QUOTE=ChiManXXX;6378465]Seen that. Is rubrankings a legit alternative?[/QUOTE]Rubrankings has ads of girls who must have left deposits at rubrating. It is as useful as a bag of busted twats.
As lao tzu said, the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
I think I posted this before, but there is a gal out there, she is fucken 59, but she does great handjobs. She literaly refuses to rush the process. Anyhow, the problem is that she is really fucken old and does not take off any clothes.
Through some elementary work, I found out she has a daughter in the area who hangs out with various temple of bliss girls but for whatever reason, the daughter has delusions of a singing career. Her singing is much like lizzo giving nutritional advice. It is terrible.
Anyhow, the other day she has an ad on CL offering sound therapy. In one of her pics is a totally deranged ex temple of bliss girl.
So I email her straight up and I am like, hey, do you do sensual work. She is so offended that she removed the pic with the prostitute, but she is still emailing me about how she does not do sensual work, but she can understand those who do.
The other day I just about did myself in.
I went to the wharf. I chose Nicole. Instead of sticking with yu yu.
Nicole had a wet Bush, but mommy damage and a weak nut followed.
Then I get a text that a regular is in town tonight.
I am on a cleanse involving just high fiber foods and my friend warned me that my ass could explode.
I make the arrangement for the regular, and it is within 4 hours of the wharf nutting. So I pound down zinc, niacin, and a ton of green tea. As I am leaving the office, I take a dump that proved the curvature of space time.
I got on the freeway to see the regular. At around pico on the 405 I knew that I was not going to make it. I had all manner of wipes with me due to my friend's warning. I dumped all over some office park's front foyer garden.
I continued my journey and took an additional three dumps and 5 leaks on various gardens and bushes on the west side. All the while texting that I would be late.
My stomach returned to somewhat normal and I proceeded to get a handie that ended with me shooting a load that went twelve feet high if it was a foot. I pushed the girl away to avoid hitting her face and had I not, dios mio.
I left and immediately crapped all over the back lawn of the office for the massage parlor. I made it home and went again.
I lost like 5 pounds so far and am stunned at the distance I was able to achieve while essentially going into full digestive failure.
This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU.
Who was a vegetarian and eats a lot of tofu, evidently.
[blue]I moved this to the fight thread because IN fucking Evitably there are going to be a ton of foxites that have to make some political commentary about electric vehicles which will cause the MSNBSers to respond and blah blah blah
I added this because there was nothing wrong with your post though I'm not sure I understand why EATWATT could be considered risqué but that's just me being thickheaded, I moved it because it will probably start fights and I can just let them go here.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=FarFarAway;6411551]This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU.
Who was a vegetarian and eats a lot of tofu, evidently.
[blue]I moved this to the fight thread because IN fucking Evitably there are going to be a ton of foxites that have to make some political commentary about electric vehicles which will cause the MSNBSers to respond and blah blah blah
I added this because there was nothing wrong with your post though I'm not sure I understand why EATWATT could be considered risqu but that's just me being thickheaded, I moved it because it will probably start fights and I can just let them go here.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Aye-aye, Captain. .
[QUOTE=FarFarAway;6411551]This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU.
Who was a vegetarian and eats a lot of tofu, evidently.[/QUOTE]Ah, and just for clarity (you'll kick yourself) .
Eat twat.
LOL.
[QUOTE=FarFarAway;6411551]This isn't the obvious thread for this, but there isn't really one on this topic. So I just want my friends to see it.
I am driving down the 405 today. I see an electric vehicle ahead. License tag:
EATWATT.
Now, of course, it runs on electricity, electric power is measured in watts. That must be how they got it through the DMV. I must admit, it is one of my favorite meals.
I am reminded of someone who recently was not permitted to get.
LUVTOFU./QUOTE]Just say it out loud.
[QUOTE=Christophe1;6432184]Good information guys. I love you!
I also respect all the Korean providers and their smile service which we all adore. I can just want to add that I play both sides. But we should love ourselves more, meaning, Love Yourself. Money is shit, and then we die.
Temptation is a fools game unless you have a strategy. Buy your own benzo.
Fuck me![/QUOTE]WTF. Sorry everyone. I had just learned my shitcoin mooned and was in disbelief. Think we are going to have to have a party when I return.