The Woodshed

I said you were an ass hole a while back. Let me correct that. You're an idiot and apparently an insane asshole. Aren't we all so glad this wonderful forum allows us to be anonymous.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan]PTM,

No concern, it's not your SO.

JTM[/QUOTE]Stay out of my box, that's for you and YR. I promise I didn't need your confirmation about anything to do with me. Thought it would be funny to show the boys what a loser freak you are. Thanks for the PM, maybe you're actually starting to believe your own fairy tales? Goodbye JTB. I have all three of you blocked.

[QUOTE=PTMonger;2589383]I said you were an ass hole a while back. Let me correct that. You're an idiot and apparently an insane asshole. Aren't we all so glad this wonderful forum allows us to be anonymous.

Stay out of my box, that's for you and YR. I promise I didn't need your confirmation about anything to do with me. Thought it would be funny to show the boys what a loser freak you are. Thanks for the PM, maybe you're actually starting to believe your own fairy tales? Goodbye JTB. I have all three of you blocked.[/QUOTE]Let's face it, I don't know ya! I don't intend to PM you and you're really not that important; really! Anyway, who cares!

Speaking of someone being an idiot: you made the comment that if I don't get a lady to spell out everything (sexually) she plans to do, bypass her. Now anyone who makes such statements is the REAL IDIOT! Yet you say you've been in this hobby for about 30 years and that's how you still operate! Now that's an idiot! Look in the mirror pete; shall I re-pete? Look in the mirror! Silly!

[QUOTE=CantB1;2588660]I knew it was a bad idea to front funds. But I did anyway. I'm in front of the apt. And I have prior experiences with Jamie. She recognizes me as much as I her. Why rip off a repeat client. Easy! Opportunity makes a thief. Give a person with the aptitude to steal and temptation overrides rationality. I caused the "turnover" but I decided not to make it an easy score for her.

And here is were I left off in the SW report:

I was writing my post as I was still in front of the apartment. I circled around and came back. I guess she thought the coast was clear because she coming waltzing out with a drink in her hand. She about got whiplash as she saw my car then turned to go back inside. So I left again. I came back and she had already made it to her truck and gone. Its 3 am I must be lonely. And I had some time to kill before the weekly Hooterville SW breakfast run.

So I took a cruise back to San Juan. I had a gut feeling she would be back at the other apts. I spotted her. She spotted me and drove off. I decide to give chase. She drove around for a while with me in tow. I got spooked when I saw car54 bust a "you" right after we past him. So I turned off into a Krystals drive thru. Car 54 was a false alarm. So I headed towards the interstate. Ad at the gas station was guess who? So I pulled in and she pulled out. And game of cat and mouse. Now she going driving that suv like Danica Patrick. She taking corners in 3 wheel motion. I'm giving chase but just enough to stay in her rear view. I lose sight of her after going through a neighborhood maze. I was off to Hville morning run.

CB1.

F. why. E. I know it's was only a few bucks. I wasn't even mad. Just wanted to give her something to think about. I'll see her again soon. But next time she will only get a friendly smile.[/QUOTE]You have mail.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2588422]TJ,

I have tried various ads and I know from speaking with other Mongers they too have had some success, but there are also a lot of BS crap you have to sort through as well and you will meet some real psycho women so stay cautious and careful.

My ads normally just read that I am looking for one, no drama, nice lady to share life's experiences with and / or tantric massage, hence my Forum alias. I also answer many CL ads but find most of those are bogus, as I've reported on the Forum numerous times. I also like the old fashioned way of meeting women in grocery stores, bookstores, etc. Like fishing, put out enough lines and you'll eventually catch something. This approach does minimize the BP risks and crap but it too has it's own risks with SO's and those who want to fall in love and sail off into the sunset. Good luck!![/QUOTE]You mentioned tantric massage here and the fact that 'tantric' is in your name leads me to ask if you have ever tried tantric Melissa (and if I miss a post review I apologize in advance). I am really looking to explore this but I don't want to spend a whole lot of money without forknowledge of what to expect, and I don't see any recent very detailed reviews on her. Do you have any input on this?

YR,

Clear some inbox space.

Wait, wait, if you send a PM to yourself, does that show your multiple personalities?

P.S., I love it when I see certain mongers on the right side of the yellow line.

Karma can be such a wonderful gotcha, with a long, memory.

LMAO.

Just got done enjoying a really great CIM BJ from one of my MILF friends, while her hubby is out running errands, up and down Main Street and Indian Country, LMAO, and thought I'd clarify one previous statement I made. Click. I would never post pix and / or videos, like the POV one I just made of her taking me balls deep (which isn't too big a deal really), without the expressed permission of the GF involved. If she gives the OK, that's a different story. Click. Anyhow, doing the laundry, as I can't stand wearing a dirty balaclava, and looking through the Forum. This Forum is really chock full of great information, opinions, insight and stories from around the country, and even internationally. The guys who own it and run it are really providing a worthwhile service. Yes, a bit of bromance but not quite a brojob!! Click.

Saw this Forum posting and felt it worthwhile as it probably applies to more than one fellow Monger:

To all of the members of this forum.

I want to come clean and set the record straight with my many post that I have had over the years. I got wrapped up in the "guy thing" and shouldn't have participated in this forum. I have never seen any of the women that I had written about and sincerely apologies for any damage that I have caused them. I studied past posts and rewrote them to portray that I had met these women when I had not. It was wrong of me to do and I am a shamed that I demeaned these innocent women. It was wrong for me to disrespect my wife and family and I am seeking help with a counselor to understand why I participated in this forum.

Click. Monger on as we personally see fit. At the end of the day, it's a personal experience and really no one else's concern.

Click.

[QUOTE=TankerJo3;2589637]You mentioned tantric massage here and the fact that 'tantric' is in your name leads me to ask if you have ever tried tantric Melissa (and if I miss a post review I apologize in advance). I am really looking to explore this but I don't want to spend a whole lot of money without forknowledge of what to expect, and I don't see any recent very detailed reviews on her. Do you have any input on this?[/QUOTE]TJ3,

Check the BP section. Multiple reviews, some OK, most I think show she is overpriced and not that great a massage, although she does give an oily HE. Not really true tantric. Occasionally some out of state practitioners visit JAX. Would be a much better experience.

JTM.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2589752]Just got done enjoying a really great CIM BJ from one of my MILF friends, while her hubby is out running errands, up and down Main Street and Indian Country, LMAO, and thought I'd clarify one previous statement I made. Click. I would never post pix and / or videos, like the POV one I just made of her taking me balls deep (which isn't too big a deal really), without the expressed permission of the GF involved. If she gives the OK, that's a different story. Click. Anyhow, doing the laundry, as I can't stand wearing a dirty balaclava, and looking through the Forum. This Forum is really chock full of great information, opinions, insight and stories from around the country, and even internationally. The guys who own it and run it are really providing a worthwhile service. Yes, a bit of bromance but not quite a brojob!! Click.

Saw this Forum posting and felt it worthwhile as it probably applies to more than one fellow Monger:

To all of the members of this forum.

I want to come clean and set the record straight with my many post that I have had over the years. I got wrapped up in the "guy thing" and shouldn't have participated in this forum. I have never seen any of the women that I had written about and sincerely apologies for any damage that I have caused them. I studied past posts and rewrote them to portray that I had met these women when I had not. It was wrong of me to do and I am a shamed that I demeaned these innocent women. It was wrong for me to disrespect my wife and family and I am seeking help with a counselor to understand why I participated in this forum.

Click. Monger on as we personally see fit. At the end of the day, it's a personal experience and really no one else's concern.

Click.[/QUOTE]That dude who posted that gave me some bad info and kinda put me at risk in Gville, so I called him out via PM and he said his wife got into his account and posted that, load of BS. Some of the info in his posts do not add up with the providers he references, so I say the confession post is true, just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2590000]TJ3,

Check the BP section. Multiple reviews, some OK, most I think show she is overpriced and not that great a massage, although she does give an oily HE. Not really true tantric. Occasionally some out of state practitioners visit JAX. Would be a much better experience.

JTM.[/QUOTE]Thanks again for your help.

[QUOTE=ShaggyD;2590501]That dude who posted that gave me some bad info and kinda put me at risk in Gville, so I called him out via PM and he said his wife got into his account and posted that, load of BS. Some of the info in his posts do not add up with the providers he references, so I say the confession post is true, just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Roger that. After I found and reposted the confession / repentance, I did some further research (much easier when not done on a phone sitting in the car) and found additional posts from that account after the confession one from last July, so I wondered what was going on. Thanks for adding to the clarification. Hopefully he learned from his errors and corrected same.

A wife and / or SO getting into your monger email, phone or Forum account could be bad news for lots of people. Can't be too careful.

Wife's, SO's, LEO, private investigators, authors, government agents, pimps, social researchers. You never know who might be on social media nowadays.

When is this fad of fat, sloppy asses being the "in" thing going to pass? Ads with the videos of them "twerking" make the bile back up in my throat. It's all thanks to that cum guzzlin' piece of human trash Kardashian! Goddamn family of cum dumpsters, so fucking nasty! Don't get me started on Bruce, the new queen.

[QUOTE=Jaxguyrr;2594666]Avoid their location. All I can say is they have all been scheduled for a vacation with a free limo ride, and the probability of this happening in the next few days is good. Yes it is confirmed.[/QUOTE]Do you mind filling us in on your info. You kinda aroused my curiosity. If what you're saying is true, I'll volunteer providing escort in the land cruiser and give them the red carpet treatment into their luxurious 5 star Grey Bar hotel. I'll make sure I take a big shit in their sauna, provide fresh towels that I just wiped my ass on and leave a mint on their pillow after I'm done jizzing on it.

What issue of Shame Shame Shame are these eccentric witches going to be in?

-PB.

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2594955]Do you mind filling us in on your info. You kinda aroused my curiosity. If what you're saying is true, I'll volunteer providing escort in the land cruiser and give them the red carpet treatment into their luxurious 5 star Grey Bar hotel. I'll make sure I take a big shit in their sauna, provide fresh towels that I just wiped my ass on and leave a mint on their pillow after I'm done jizzing on it.

What issue of Shame Shame Shame are these eccentric witches going to be in?

-PB.[/QUOTE]Jaxguyrr is known for throwing out these double agent type statements about providers and LEO.

I guess in few days we will know if it's truth or poppycock!

[QUOTE=CantB1;2595058]Jaxguyrr is known for throwing out these double agent type statements about providers and LEO.

I guess in few days we will know if it's truth or poppycock![/QUOTE]My reply to Jaxguy wasn't to question the credibility of his Intel. It was merely a fun retort w / some wishful thinking. I personally don't care if its true or not, tho I hope they (those swindling witches and their thug associates) get what's coming to them for phuckin over a fellow hobbyist.

Lets keep the peace my Monger brother😊 I ask that nobody else continue reply to this w / their two pesos- Please.

Everybody have a pleasant phuckin day!-BSHM.

-PB.