Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AngusGuy;5374516]Bella Touch Massage is by far the best massage you will get. Eastpointe MI. Ask for Joy.[/QUOTE]Forgot to mention ACU at 7 & Tele. I did get a Ashiatsu Massage (back walk) from Tiffany that was quite good.

[QUOTE=AngusGuy;5374516]Bella Touch Massage is by far the best massage you will get. Eastpointe MI. Ask for Joy.[/QUOTE]Thankyou.

How dose she look?

[QUOTE=BigJimmy;5373751]I had an appointment with Brianna this afternoon. She works out of her condo in the Chimney Hill condos in West Bloomfield. Her pictures are accurate and recent. I arrived at the scheduled time. She said the front door is open. Walk in. So I did. I got about 3 feet in the door when she yells at me from the second floor balcony to take off my shoes. So I did. Then she informs me that is very rude not to take off my shoes when I walk in. She said to have a seat. So I sat down on the sofa next to the door. She yells at me again. "No, not there, you have to sit in that chair" and points to a chair about 10 feet away. Okay, fine. She said you have to wear a mask. Okay, fine. I sat and waited. She came downstairs and told me I had to wash my hands. Okay. She followed me in to the bathroom and watched me to make sure I did. Then we went to the massage table in the living room. She placed a towel on the table and then covered it with paper towels so I wouldn't actually touch it. She said to get undressed. I started with my shirt and then socks. As soon as I got one sock of she said I had to wear socks. So I rested my foot on the edge of the chair and put the sock back on. She went off like a crazy woman. She said how dare I rest my foot on her chair. I have no manners and and am not familiar with etiquette. I said I don't think this is going to work for me, put my shirt back on and headed for the door. Fortunately I hadn't paid yet. She yelled the whole time I was walking to the door and slammed it behind me. I don't think I will repeat. [URL]https://adultsearch.com/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/1775236[/URL].[/QUOTE]Wow, that's a lot of drama for a massage! By nature it's a laid back experience, HE or not. That must have been very disappointing for you.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;5374503]A couple of comments / opinions. Given the area and the condition of her location, I would have been taking my shoes off as I'm walking in the door. My default is to take off my shoes and in the process you access the place and if it's not a shithole place and kept up, then yes proper etiquette is to always remove your shoes entering someone's home. So you rubbed her wrong out of the gate. Question? How was your attire and your hygiene? Perhaps she judged you based on your appearance or cleanliness. Just asking because I hear horror stories from these ladies of stinky or dirty guys coming straight from work, etc. Just trying to give her a fair shake and those details are important. She was rude for sure but if she had reasons, well, that's relevant.

Also, sounds like you never made it far enough with her to be able to make your claim that she is the girl in her pics. Her pics show no face and only body shots that look like they are taken at angles to exaggerate features. So without matching a face or her tattoos on her legs or something you can't confirm or deny her pics bring authentic. (Unless she was naked or wearing barely nothing but does not sound to be the case.

Also her ad says must wear a mask. Assume that was stated in her ad because she meant it. So I think there is blame on both sides here. But given his she handled the situation she is definitely not worth seeing. So thanks for report.[/QUOTE]I showered immediately before going. No possibilty of odor or being dirty. Attire was clean jeans and a golf shirt. The shoes, well, I'll give you that one partly. I was just barely in the door and hadn't stepped on carpet yet. I had a mask in my pocket and that wouldn't have been a problem for me anyway. She was just a nut case. It was absolutely her. She was wearing fishnets, panty and bra. And there aren't many women out there with an ass that size and shape. I have no problem with her appearance. I saw the pictures before I called. She's just a nut job.

[QUOTE=Lamarr;5374758]Wow, that's a lot of drama for a massage! By nature it's a laid back experience, HE or not. That must have been very disappointing for you.[/QUOTE]I saw her a while back she is rude on her best day. Beautiful woman but not worth attitude.

[QUOTE=BigJimmy;5374949]I showered immediately before going. No possibilty of odor or being dirty. Attire was clean jeans and a golf shirt. The shoes, well, I'll give you that one partly. I was just barely in the door and hadn't stepped on carpet yet. I had a mask in my pocket and that wouldn't have been a problem for me anyway. She was just a nut case. It was absolutely her. She was wearing fishnets, panty and bra. And there aren't many women out there with an ass that size and shape. I have no problem with her appearance. I saw the pictures before I called. She's just a nut job.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the clarification. So I recant my initial findings and declare that she indeed sounds bat shit crazy. That's too bad that beauty gets wasted on a woman with such a horrible attitude. Thanks again for saving us from a bad experience.

Thanks for the reports BigJimmy!

I stopped by today for the first time in ages. She asked if I wanted to try something new. She has a new option called a hydro massage. There is an inflatable swimming pool placed over her massage table. It is like getting a table shower and a body slide at the same time. I thought it was excellent. No need to add details as she has been thoroughly reviewed here. It would probably be good to call ahead if you want this because she may have to set it up.

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I started cuddling and was very surprised at the success I had. It's my new obsession. PM me for details but I will be very selective on who I share what with. The girls only advertise there and are low volume. I'll trade for other under the radar girls. Not Asians and not girls like Faith or Canton Jen. Real UTR girls who are also low volume.

[QUOTE=BigJimmy;5373751]I had an appointment with Brianna this afternoon. She works out of her condo in the Chimney Hill condos in West Bloomfield. Her pictures are accurate and recent. I arrived at the scheduled time. She said the front door is open. Walk in. So I did. I got about 3 feet in the door when she yells at me from the second floor balcony to take off my shoes. So I did. Then she informs me that is very rude not to take off my shoes when I walk in. She said to have a seat. So I sat down on the sofa next to the door. She yells at me again. "No, not there, you have to sit in that chair" and points to a chair about 10 feet away. Okay, fine. She said you have to wear a mask. Okay, fine. I sat and waited. She came downstairs and told me I had to wash my hands. Okay. She followed me in to the bathroom and watched me to make sure I did. Then we went to the massage table in the living room. She placed a towel on the table and then covered it with paper towels so I wouldn't actually touch it. She said to get undressed. I started with my shirt and then socks. As soon as I got one sock of she said I had to wear socks. So I rested my foot on the edge of the chair and put the sock back on. She went off like a crazy woman. She said how dare I rest my foot on her chair. I have no manners and and am not familiar with etiquette. I said I don't think this is going to work for me, put my shirt back on and headed for the door. Fortunately I hadn't paid yet. She yelled the whole time I was walking to the door and slammed it behind me. I don't think I will repeat. [URL]https://adultsearch.com/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/1775236[/URL].[/QUOTE]Can confirm this same type of thing happened to me with Brianna. Too many rules, rude and a downright horrible experience. Would not recommend at all.

[QUOTE=CheddaFace;5374725]Thankyou, but how do the ladies look?[/QUOTE]On the Asian scale they are between 8 and 9. All have nice bodies.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5376615]I started cuddling and was very surprised at the success I had. It's my new obsession. PM me for details but I will be very selective on who I share what with. The girls only advertise there and are low volume. I'll trade for other under the radar girls. Not Asians and not girls like Faith or Canton Jen. Real UTR girls who are also low volume.[/QUOTE]It's a great option if you're patient and willing to book 2 hours at $100/ hr, possibly pay $65 for a room.

Often the payoff is the second visit.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;5377383]It's a great option if you're patient and willing to book 2 hours at $100/ hr, possibly pay $65 for a room.

Often the payoff is the second visit.[/QUOTE]My experience has not been that much or that long for most. If you're upfront at the start and don't discuss it via the cuddle sites.

For those who have experienced both which one would you say is better? I know they're both close to one another and offer similar types of service but I've only gone to healing plus and have had dreams with lily.

[QUOTE=ODawg;5377646]For those who have experienced both which one would you say is better? I know they're both close to one another and offer similar types of service but I've only gone to healing plus and have had dreams with lily.[/QUOTE]Depends 100% on who the girl is, and they change often. Stick with one you like.

[QUOTE=EDPills;5377651]Depends 100% on who the girl is, and they change often. Stick with one you like.[/QUOTE]You need to find the thread that talks about H+. I read on here someone saw cameras in the wash area.

Over priced and Ladies are old. Was a good place. Has become a waste of money. Some of the AA are passable. Tiffany is starting to show some age herself. Cosmetic enhancement can only temporarily keep her attractive. Severe case of GPS is her downfall. Been there, did that and regret paying that much for a lackluster experience.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5376615]I started cuddling and was very surprised at the success I had. It's my new obsession. PM me for details but I will be very selective on who I share what with. The girls only advertise there and are low volume. I'll trade for other under the radar girls. Not Asians and not girls like Faith or Canton Jen. Real UTR girls who are also low volume.[/QUOTE]I've had some success as well. Both were in Jackson. One works at a gentleman's club there. Very nice.

[QUOTE=ODawg;5377646]For those who have experienced both which one would you say is better? I know they're both close to one another and offer similar types of service but I've only gone to healing plus and have had dreams with lily.[/QUOTE]Huge lily fan here. BB can be had if the planets align.

Heading to Novi / commerce area tomorrow and was going to check out commerce massage. Any recommendations on who I should ask for? Read a few reports that were a bit hard to follow with the various names.

Not looking for FS but a decent massage with the usual finish. Bonus if the provider is not old enough to be my mother.

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Etsy has this one for sale. Only one in stock.

[QUOTE=AngryDutchMan;5378329]Heading to Novi / commerce area tomorrow and was going to check out commerce massage. Any recommendations on who I should ask for? Read a few reports that were a bit hard to follow with the various names.

Not looking for FS but a decent massage with the usual finish. Bonus if the provider is not old enough to be my mother.[/QUOTE]Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.

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Etsy has this one for sale. Only one in stock.[/QUOTE]Gently used, slightly sticky.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;5379097]Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.[/QUOTE]Problem is. People call all the time and never show up. This is a first come first served business. Just go elsewhere.

Had to walk away today. Few folks waiting in cars outside. Got one waitin on the couch In the lobby (awkward eye contact). Was told 1 hr wait at least. Could hear someone having a good time thru those flimsy curtains. Won't be going back.

Hello herd tiny bit Something about play time / Happy ending massages are or will be legal in washanaw county?

Any truth to that? Thanks.

If you draw mamasan just save your money. Massage was only 10 minutes and very rushed. She was friendly on flip, but didn't do it for me. Not a fan. Jenny was on vacation but should be back now. She is much better.

[QUOTE=Mrtroy;5379899]Hello herd tiny bit Something about play time / Happy ending massages are or will be legal in washanaw county?

Any truth to that? Thanks.[/QUOTE]NOT legal, but indicated that it won't be prosecuted. Like driving 70 in a 65 zone.

First time seeing Carla. Overall experience was a 6/10. Actually pretty damn good massage. She wasn't afraid to use pressure. She's attractive in the face but definitely thick. She said she has double D's but they were flabby with salami slices and her stomach was at least triple D. Super nice girl. Talked way too damn much, and loudly. She even talked as I was firing. Like we're just here casually sharing a meal or something. The best part about the experience was the location. They have it set up to look like a legit massage place with multiple girls working there. Kinda like the bikini places look (but with actual good service). Half hour 70 with 40 tip, standard handshake. Would never repeat.

Is Reese still around? Please PM any contact info.

Thanks!

Anyone been to Red Spa in Hayes in Warren?

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[QUOTE=Jp1225;5379097]Well I would recommend Asian Health in Novi (10 Mile Rd. Just east of Meadowbrook) BUT they have all new ladies there now who are not as skilled, not as fun, totally rush / short the massage and as of the last couple of times I've been there they always have someone waiting (4 customers with only 3 providers). Yesterday I called ahead, they said come now. I said be there in 20 minutes, they said ok. I get there in 22 minutes only to have them tell me sorry come back in an hour we too busy. Screw that.

I went and blew that money on a Japanese maple tree. At least I'll have something to show for it.[/QUOTE]I'd say go to Thai Spa and DDS on Novi Road, good massage and standard handshake finish. Both providers 30's, allow otc roaming, and if you're a fun guy, UTC can be had.


Happy Hunting!

LJ.

Stopped in to visit lily, she is out for a little while mama said "try new girl" uggg I am guessing 70+ , tales from the crypt like body 5' 6" 80 lbs with tennis balls in her breast pockets. Jenn is the name with a clit the size of your thumb. Ok massage w / walk on back. This visit made my soul sad.

Had a dream today about Tiffany at Saigon in Ferndale. Called ahead in my dream and confirmed an evening appointment. I've rtff so I had an idea about what to do, but essentially you want to park in the lot behind the building for best results. You can call Tiffany and she'll walk you through the rest of the process. When I walked in she asked if a half hour was good since she had another appointment in an hour. She could tell I was a little disappointed, but promised me an hour next time and told me to strip and wait for her to get back. I put the towel over myself and waiter 5 minutes before she was back. She walked over and asked me what I was looking for, I said "everything" and she giggled in response, okayed it, and whipped the towel off my ass as she started to feel me up all over with hot oil. I got to do some roaming and utc before she asked me to flip and asked how much I was looking to spend. I said $250 and she was okay with that. She stripped off, started with a CBJ which led into sex in various positions. All of this led to a grand finale BBBJ where she paid the boys some oral attention and let me finish on her tits.

I know there seems to be a conception that the metro Detroit standards are pretty low overall, and some of the Tiffany hype is a result of that. In a top city like LA or Dallas, she definitely wouldn't stand out in the crowd much. However, in my dream her body was very solid, petite with big perky boobs which look nice even up close. They feel a little odd if you really cop a nice feel but overall really nice. Her butt isn't very big but her hips are nice and wide, her stomach is toned, and she is pretty well proportioned. Honestly $250 for an evening with a last minute reservation is pretty good for me. I asked her if she can do a 4 hand with Ebony (who I've also heard a lot about), and she said yes but to call ahead. An hour of that is definitely next on my dream bucket list, and I'm highly satisfied with the professional service I received from Tiffany. Highly recommend and I'll be back here soon.

[QUOTE=MelvinSch;5380247]First time seeing Carla. Overall experience was a 6/10. Actually pretty damn good massage. She wasn't afraid to use pressure. She's attractive in the face but definitely thick. She said she has double D's but they were flabby with salami slices and her stomach was at least triple D. Super nice girl. Talked way too damn much, and loudly. She even talked as I was firing. Like we're just here casually sharing a meal or something. The best part about the experience was the location. They have it set up to look like a legit massage place with multiple girls working there. Kinda like the bikini places look (but with actual good service). Half hour 70 with 40 tip, standard handshake. Would never repeat.[/QUOTE]I've been wanting to try her, but never responds to my texts. Now I know to never see her. Her talking so much, and the the body type are both deal breakers for me. Did you happen to see how the other girls looked?

[QUOTE=LuckyJimmy;5380913]I'd say go to Thai Spa and DDS on Novi Road, good massage and standard handshake finish. Both providers 30's, allow otc roaming, and if you're a fun guy, UTC can be had.


Happy Hunting!

LJ.[/QUOTE]Due to time constraints (commerce massage, Thai dds and Asian health all open at 10 am and I was out and about a bit before that), I found myself back at my usual go-to, Chinese Massage Westland. And boy am I glad I did.

Apparently there's been a rotation there. I didn't see my usual girl, KK, but instead there was a new girl. Said she had only been there a week. Name is either Sophie or Sophia (last syllable got lost in the mask). If I had to put a number on her age I'd say late 20's tops. Very slim, attractive, and her English is far better than most providers. (There's a hint of accent still, and while not necessarily fluent, you don't need to resort to grunts and gestures to get your point across.).

I opted for 'soft' when offered, so the massage was really more along the lines of 30 minutes of teasing. And she was very easy going. When I rubbed her leg, she giggled a bit (she's ticklish there apparently) and tickled me back. The flip was what really piqued my interest. OTC was definitely allowed, but when I tried UTC, she winked at me slyly and said "let's save some surprise for next time! Good finish, will definitely be repeating. The impression that I got was that future visits may open the menu.

[QUOTE=Jeffreak;5381037]Had a dream today about Tiffany at Saigon in Ferndale. Called ahead in my dream and confirmed an evening appointment. I've rtff so I had an idea about what to do, but essentially you want to park in the lot behind the building for best results. You can call Tiffany and she'll walk you through the rest of the process. When I walked in she asked if a half hour was good since she had another appointment in an hour. She could tell I was a little disappointed, but promised me an hour next time and told me to strip and wait for her to get back. I put the towel over myself and waiter 5 minutes before she was back. She walked over and asked me what I was looking for, I said "everything" and she giggled in response, okayed it, and whipped the towel off my ass as she started to feel me up all over with hot oil. I got to do some roaming and utc before she asked me to flip and asked how much I was looking to spend. I said $250 and she was okay with that. She stripped off, started with a CBJ which led into sex in various positions. All of this led to a grand finale BBBJ where she paid the boys some oral attention and let me finish on her tits.

I know there seems to be a conception that the metro Detroit standards are pretty low overall, and some of the Tiffany hype is a result of that. In a top city like LA or Dallas, she definitely wouldn't stand out in the crowd much. However, in my dream her body was very solid, petite with big perky boobs which look nice even up close. They feel a little odd if you really cop a nice feel but overall really nice. Her butt isn't very big but her hips are nice and wide, her stomach is toned, and she is pretty well proportioned. Honestly $250 for an evening with a last minute reservation is pretty good for me. I asked her if she can do a 4 hand with Ebony (who I've also heard a lot about), and she said yes but to call ahead. An hour of that is definitely next on my dream bucket list, and I'm highly satisfied with the professional service I received from Tiffany. Highly recommend and I'll be back here soon.[/QUOTE]Seriously? $250 for 25 minutes? No BBFS?. Jenny at P. T Nails is St. Clair Shores will do BBFS for less and give you a full hour. It's your dollar to spend and none of my business what you value. Tiffany is really not worth that and really took advantage of you.

Actually yes I did see 2 others there and I'm curious about 1 of them. She was actually pretty damn cute. The other one was BIG. I may ask Carla who all works there. The 2 in question looked either Latina or Mediterranean / Italian.

[QUOTE=Riker36;5381056]I've been wanting to try her, but never responds to my texts. Now I know to never see her. Her talking so much, and the the body type are both deal breakers for me. Did you happen to see how the other girls looked?[/QUOTE]

Anyone know anything about Comfort Spa: Asian massage on Pontiac trail in Novi near walled lake. It looks like it's brand new.

[QUOTE=Jeffreak;5381037]Had a dream today about Tiffany at Saigon in Ferndale. Called ahead in my dream and confirmed an evening appointment. I've rtff so I had an idea about what to do, but essentially you want to park in the lot behind the building for best results. You can call Tiffany and she'll walk you through the rest of the process. When I walked in she asked if a half hour was good since she had another appointment in an hour. She could tell I was a little disappointed, but promised me an hour next time and told me to strip and wait for her to get back. I put the towel over myself and waiter 5 minutes before she was back. She walked over and asked me what I was looking for, I said "everything" and she giggled in response, okayed it, and whipped the towel off my ass as she started to feel me up all over with hot oil. I got to do some roaming and utc before she asked me to flip and asked how much I was looking to spend. I said $250 and she was okay with that. She stripped off, started with a CBJ which led into sex in various positions. All of this led to a grand finale BBBJ where she paid the boys some oral attention and let me finish on her tits.

I know there seems to be a conception that the metro Detroit standards are pretty low overall, and some of the Tiffany hype is a result of that. In a top city like LA or Dallas, she definitely wouldn't stand out in the crowd much. However, in my dream her body was very solid, petite with big perky boobs which look nice even up close. They feel a little odd if you really cop a nice feel but overall really nice. Her butt isn't very big but her hips are nice and wide, her stomach is toned, and she is pretty well proportioned. Honestly $250 for an evening with a last minute reservation is pretty good for me. I asked her if she can do a 4 hand with Ebony (who I've also heard a lot about), and she said yes but to call ahead. An hour of that is definitely next on my dream bucket list, and I'm highly satisfied with the professional service I received from Tiffany. Highly recommend and I'll be back here soon.[/QUOTE]Reads like Tiffany got one of her lackeys to post for her since she hasn't been mentioned lately. Way too much for an old prostitute and she forgot who you are seconds after you left.