Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HcLine;2273290]For those of you familiar with the EC part of HoCo I noticed a spa near the intersection of St J's ln and Fred Road. Has anyone checked it out. Was thin king about toftt. Its basically across from the SSfeed store! Hc.[/QUOTE]Next to that SS store is a place called 'The Last Shop in the World' or close to it. It is a Head Shop, circa 1968--1969. Far Out, Man!

I am thinking of going, picking up a Hippie Chick, and taking her to my pad. We could smoke a doobie, and make it together while groooovin' to the latest Donovan album.

Okay, I am done.

Stopped by ML over the weekend. Wish I hadn't. In and out in 25 minutes, and upsold for standard finish. Girl was nice looking but I will not be back. Any help on somewhere worth going would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Ampdude69;2274079]Stopped by ML over the weekend. Wish I hadn't. In and out in 25 minutes, and upsold for standard finish. Girl was nice looking but I will not be back. Any help on somewhere worth going would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]That sucks. Even if she was smokin hot, 25 minutes is really bad review and would make me question ever going back.

Haven't been to ML in awhile (2 years) since I moved out. That's sad to hear because I used to like that place a lot. At that time, I felt like decent providers were mostly there. Based on the shift rotation for the girls there (about 2 weeks) it was either really good (70% of the time) or kind of bad. Women were either upper 20's or lower 30's but looked like former beauty pageant runner-ups. Although sometimes they were just quite old and homely looking. Which was a stark contrast consider what was there a week ago.

It's like they would bring in some really attractive ones every now and then for a short time too just to hype the place I think when business got slow, which I imagine it did. Thing about ML is sometimes there is just nothing good there for weeks, and then out of the blue, a providers are there for a month.

As for where to go, I'm not up to date on this area. Look into Kyoto in Columbia. Or if you are nearby DC / northern Virgina, there are many providers (not front-facing AMPs) there reviewed on ThE otheR site.

I have been using them more and more, there are so many, but they rotate staff frequently, quality varies greatly, and when they are busy, the managers, most of them, do not hesitate to string you along. I think several also use the gals for outcall, so you can miss if their driver is taking them.

A couple of ways I have helped my mileage increase—.

I got a translate app for my phone, both written and spoken. It does Chinese well, and allows for communication with gals who speak no English.

I have several board friends and we share information via PM. You can find the good ones and avoid many bad ones this way.

A lot of these gals are really sweet, doing this to support their kids, mostly. Almost all have them, although one was paying off college loans! Treat them nice and your mileage goes up, repeat visit and ask for them and your mileage can go up a whole lot.

I once took an EC condo gal out for errands, bank, groceries, and lunch. The manager found out and now never takes my calls, even months later. So it goes.

If I want a great massage, I know where to go, but for fun and jollies, I am liking the condos.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2275125]... the managers, most of them, do not hesitate to string you along. I think several also use the gals for outcall, so you can miss if their driver is taking them.[/QUOTE]Even with the overbooking by some of these places, the girls spend most of their day waiting for the phone to ring. Business is not good. Last weekend I went to a 2-girl condo at about 5:30 pm and was told that I was the first customer of the day. The girls at the Greenbelt AMPs have complained of slow business and I seldom need to wait (or come back). It's been a long time since any condo didn't let me pick the time for a visit (even though they may string me along when I get there).

Had to go to the Home Depot and decided to visit Melody. Look, it's another little White House where you park out back. I was met by a nice middle age Chinese lady. Standard fee for the hour. Nice table shower. Nice music. Nice rub. Let me roam. Things ended happily. Showered off the light oil for me. $. 4 tip. OK stop if you're driving over to the Depot and need relief from hauling wood.

I like Asian women, but where are the younger ones?

Thinking about visiting an AMP today, I usually stick to the light under the moon but they have gone down hill. Which 1 would you gentlemen recommend. Looking for service that's full. Thanks.

The number listed on the BP ad says the vm isn't set up. Is there an alternate number?

"I like Asian women, but where are the younger ones?"

Greenbelt. It is a haul for many, but that is where they are.

Is there a place you recommend?

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2276002]"I like Asian women, but where are the younger ones?"

Greenbelt. It is a haul for many, but that is where they are.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tae217;2276052]Is there a place you recommend?[/QUOTE]TK, Cy, TWBC, and more. The rate runs. 7 + 1. 2, but the service and overall quality can be four star. We are keeping it low key for the most part to preserve the resources. Highly worth the drive.

Much appreciated.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2276124]TK, Cy, TWBC, and more. The rate runs. 7 + 1. 2, but the service and overall quality can be four star. We are keeping it low key for the most part to preserve the resources. Highly worth the drive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2273744]Please check your PMs. I sent you one. Thanks.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]How can I get that contact info so I explore as well?

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;2275184]Even with the overbooking by some of these places, the girls spend most of their day waiting for the phone to ring. Business is not good. Last weekend I went to a 2-girl condo at about 5:30 pm and was told that I was the first customer of the day. The girls at the Greenbelt AMPs have complained of slow business and I seldom need to wait (or come back). It's been a long time since any condo didn't let me pick the time for a visit (even though they may string me along when I get there).[/QUOTE]This business is so elastic. Bacon on the other hand is inelastic. In fact as bacon prices go up consumption increases. Interestingly I've been offered doubles a lot recently.

[QUOTE=DCHung;2276525]This business is so elastic. Bacon on the other hand is inelastic. In fact as bacon prices go up consumption increases. Interestingly I've been offered doubles a lot recently.[/QUOTE]Nice lesson right there, I dig that connection.