Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ANewLad;4276638]First, let me get this out of the way: I am very new to this site, but I have lurked for about several months. I am just a dumb kid (barely in my early twenties) tryna get his rocks off and, hopefully, that will mitigate the awkwardness of this post. Anyways, because I am a young neurotic piece of work, I did some research about all the local spots in my town with the specific intent of finding an AMP nearest to me. I was surprised by both how easy and confusing it was to find all of the locations and escorts. Still, there was only one AMP I could find that I could drive to in a short distance: the Asian Massage on Westport road.

I don't know what the place is actually called. The sign on the damn building just says "Massage", and on all other sites where I've seen the location advertise says "Asian Massage" is the name. I don't know why this bothered me, but it did. Continuing on, I drove to my destination with my dick about as hard as iridium. I walk in and am greeted by a very cute Asian girl.

I discreetly asked about their service, and the girl seemed clueless. That's probably because I just realized that I had no clue as to what the actual fuck I was doing and had no way to ask if I could get any "service". So, I awkwardly ask for a $50 hour table massage. As someone who has grown up with a family member who actually does bodywork, I wasn't too impressed with the massage itself. It was not awful, but not as fulfilling as a mall massage. That was okay, though. I was maybe-possibly-could be getting my dick sucked or something, right? Of course not. I'm a fucking dumbass, you get me? I didn't know what to do or if there was a signal to give cause I'm a clueless piece of shit. So, I laid on the massage table with the cute girl working at my back. I gave her a $10 dollar tip. By the time it's over, I leave feeling like a dumbass and with my penis sad. I thought I knew what to do, but clearly, I did not.

Could someone pretty-please tell me what I got to do next time?[/QUOTE]Go to King Spa off Newburg and Watterson Xway. She gives a good massage and great finish. Roaming up top under the shirt.

[QUOTE=Zomby;4281584]An ad on rubmaps suggests Mecca is open today. Is that in fact true? Does it make a difference which number I call?

I dont want to call them yet, because my free time is only tentative so far.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeatOnCrane;4281732]I spoke with Cindy a few days ago. She said she would back to work next week.[/QUOTE]I was told the same.

[QUOTE=TenSevenCs;4282999]Go to King Spa off Newburg and Watterson Xway. She gives a good massage and great finish. Roaming up top under the shirt.[/QUOTE]Is King a guaranteed HE? I feel like I've read some reports says they got nothing.

[QUOTE=Chidog;4279343]Back in the game after a hiatus. Nothing groundbreaking to report but I had a very good recent experience with Kenya at Elite. She was very accommodating and sweet with extras available. Many will enjoy her assets, but I typically prefer the spinner and athletic types. Location is great and place is very nice and clean and decorated. Neighbors in the back looked a bit nosy though.

Chidog.[/QUOTE]If this counts as advertising let me know. I can't imagine it does, but hey.

I spoke to Kenya earlier today, and she told me she and the other girls had spoke to a bunch of guys about the donation structure and took those words to heart and also added 2 time frames as well.

These are USA member only donations as of right now apparently.

15 minutes: 55.

Half: 70.

45:80.

Hour: 95.

[QUOTE=CloudStrife;4283366]

15 minutes: 55.

[/QUOTE]So basically it's now a "seedy" jack shack.

WTF.

[QUOTE=WhoTheFuck;4283388]So basically it's now a "seedy" jack shack.

WTF.[/QUOTE]I didn't get to go full on in to that cause I was at work.

The 15 is definitely up to the girl, you talk to her, and only if you are a very very consistent client there. And also not to be taken advantage of. So it's like if you were running late from traffic or something is one example I was given and she had an appt right after you could do that now instead of having to go another day or wait around.

I do not know if the 45 is also under that have to ask girl and only occasionally rule. I can't imagine it is cause it's already more than a half hour.

[QUOTE=CloudStrife;4283655]I didn't get to go full on in to that cause I was at work.

The 15 is definitely up to the girl, you talk to her, and only if you are a very very consistent client there. And also not to be taken advantage of. So it's like if you were running late from traffic or something is one example I was given and she had an appt right after you could do that now instead of having to go another day or wait around.

I do not know if the 45 is also under that have to ask girl and only occasionally rule. I can't imagine it is cause it's already more than a half hour.[/QUOTE]If you are a good, consistent client and run late, you get the amount of time left in your appointment but you pay for the time you booked.

[QUOTE=Golf9979;4283746]If you are a good, consistent client and run late, you get the amount of time left in your appointment but you pay for the time you booked.[/QUOTE]I'm not the one who gave them answers for suggestions on what they should do for situations. That's you other people who go there who gave them donation reasons and answers. Obviously not going to have Mallory or Iris or someone ask me what I think they should use to get more clients.

[QUOTE=Jc4024;4270938]I think they might've started advertising them around the same time, but I believe they had an "Iris" working there for a while before they had a "Mallory" working there. As far as I can tell, they just don't keep up to date on who's there in their advertisements at all.

Though, I have no idea what their motivations are behind the naming scheme.[/QUOTE]Saw a girl named Mallory at BS last week. Awesome chick. Surprised to see that kind of quality at a rub and tug. Tall young, perky breasts, nice lines all about and accommodating. CG, 69, doggie. DAMN GOOD TIME! Will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=TreyBonne;4284561]Saw a girl named Mallory at BS last week. Awesome chick. Surprised to see that kind of quality at a rub and tug. Tall young, perky breasts, nice lines all about and accommodating. CG, 69, doggie. DAMN GOOD TIME! Will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]1st post ehhh?

[QUOTE=CloudStrife;4283916]I'm not the one who gave them answers for suggestions on what they should do for situations. That's you other people who go there who gave them donation reasons and answers. Obviously not going to have Mallory or Iris or someone ask me what I think they should use to get more clients.[/QUOTE]Have not seen Mallory, but based on the fact that she has a boyfriend who posts on here about her regularly, I am not interested. Not a negative comment; I bet he is happy that one less guy is interested in his young girlfriend.

Been disappointed by others that I have seen here with Iris being the biggest dud.

[QUOTE=EasyLivin;4284998]1st post ehhh?[/QUOTE]Yup. Been following the forums for a couple of years. Lots of good advice by the way. I've decided to try to start contributing. Pointers are welcome.

[QUOTE=Ulysses75;4285104]Have not seen Mallory, but based on the fact that she has a boyfriend who posts on here about her regularly, I am not interested. Not a negative comment; I bet he is happy that one less guy is interested in his young girlfriend.

Been disappointed by others that I have seen here with Iris being the biggest dud.[/QUOTE]Is he really her boyfriend or just obsessed?

[QUOTE=TreyBonne;4285137]Yup. Been following the forums for a couple of years. Lots of good advice by the way. I've decided to try to start contributing. Pointers are welcome.[/QUOTE]I guess 1st post has to be about something. What was the total damage?

[QUOTE=TenSevenCs;4286061]I guess 1st post has to be about something. What was the total damage?[/QUOTE]Buck forty total.