Massage Parlor Reports

Best advice you'll ever get.

Do yourself a favor and do the provider a favor and don't TALK ABOUT MONEY. If you don't, then you've got nothing to worry about. Even if LE was standing in the room with you.

Do your research to determine a decent tip for wherever you are planning to go. Put the tip somewhere in plain site when the provider leaves the room for you to undress. That way. You don't waste time on stupid negotiations about "menus" & "options", you don't risk going to jail, and you make the provider feel comfortable because they don't have to put themselves in an uncomfortable and risky situation by talking about "menus" & "options".

Get it? Got it? Good!

[QUOTE=George W. Bush;1161604]I was at a place a while back, and the tip was never mentioned, nor were services. I did leave happy though. She gave me a HJ because she thought I was nice, and I left her .4 because I thought she gave a good massage. There's absolutely no crime in either of those things. She never offered sex for money, and I never offered money for sex.[/QUOTE]

Well since I am not new to the SW scene I am new to MP I do have experience in this frm my military days Hawaii mainly usually prices ran about 50. Enternce and 100. For the girl. Which included usually no massage at all just FS which I am not complaing about at all. I think One in Cali. Was the best deal 50. For massage which included HE. Now chicago I am back in town wondering what I should expect are the best ones in China town? I know most places already have regulars and have a hard time opening up to the "new guys". All in all I would just like some guidance from a senior member in this subject. Or if I should just stick to SW.

Thanks again for the input.

[QUOTE=Von Beave;1161609]Old post about Aleona's and was wondering if anyone had any intel on this place? Just trying to see if there are new places to try. My spidey sense says that a place that post's it direct location and is in Wheaton is legit.[/QUOTE]They're tied in with a couple other places around the area. They may hint at giving more than a massage, but AFAIK, massage is all you'll get.

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Wondering if anyone has tried out this spot before.

[QUOTE=MandingoStarr; 1161474]I'm new to the site, and I've read many, many reviews on here before I decided to join. I've seen many girls, and have had many massages. But out of all of them, I liked Yumi the best. She's always given me great "service"

But recently I heard a very disturbing "rumor" as I like to call it (not sure whats true or not) about her having some sort of infection or disease? Any one else hear this? Please let me know.

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[/QUOTE]Dude,

Why would you use a forum like this to question a situation like this as your first post. If you have seen her before, then you know how she operates. I have known her for a LONG time and I can tell you I have seen her socially as well as professionally. That being said, unless you have an open sore, or you are swapping fluids, or you're just retarded, you have nothing to be concerned about. Getting back to this being your first post, I think you asked for something that was not available and were shut down. You must be a sad and pathetic little man to feel this is the proper forum to flame a kind person whom you only have heard a "rumor".

ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS MADE ANY YOUR FUTURE POSTS LOOK SUSPECT!

Dude,

Calm down. All I did was ask a simple question. I didn't accuse her of anything. I like Yumi. She's a sweet girl, who gives an amazing session. I've seen posts on here where guys accuse girls of certain things and then have responses where guys are saying it wasn't true. It was a simple question that concerned me, and wanted to know if any one else heard it or if it was some bs rumor going on for whatever reason. No one is trying to "flame" her, it was one question GEEZ! Sure, I could have posted about my experiences because I know thats what this site is all about, but when I heard what I heard, the first place I thought of where I could possibly find out was here. And when I didn't, I decided to ask. Had I known people here took shit so dam personal about sum chicks that we got to pay to get off then yea maybe your right, I shuldn't have bothered. SPOS!

[QUOTE=Timmer; 1162436]Dude,

Why would you use a forum like this to question a situation like this as your first post. If you have seen her before, then you know how she operates. I have known her for a LONG time and I can tell you I have seen her socially as well as professionally. That being said, unless you have an open sore, or you are swapping fluids, or you're just retarded, you have nothing to be concerned about. Getting back to this being your first post, I think you asked for something that was not available and were shut down. You must be a sad and pathetic little man to feel this is the proper forum to flame a kind person whom you only have heard a "rumor".

ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS MADE ANY YOUR FUTURE POSTS LOOK SUSPECT! [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Timmer; 1162436]Dude,

Why would you use a forum like this to question a situation like this as your first post. If you have seen her before, then you know how she operates. I have known her for a LONG time and I can tell you I have seen her socially as well as professionally. That being said, unless you have an open sore, or you are swapping fluids, or you're just retarded, you have nothing to be concerned about. Getting back to this being your first post, I think you asked for something that was not available and were shut down. You must be a sad and pathetic little man to feel this is the proper forum to flame a kind person whom you only have heard a "rumor".

ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS MADE ANY YOUR FUTURE POSTS LOOK SUSPECT![/QUOTE]Well said.

I've been with Yumi several times and seen her at Amazing and now on Elston and she's a very good provider. You have the option of covered or uncovered and I go uncovered everytime. Hey the world will be over soon anyway so why worry is what I say. LOL.

[QUOTE=Timmer; 1162436]Dude,

Why would you use a forum like this to question a situation like this as your first post. If you have seen her before, then you know how she operates. I have known her for a LONG time and I can tell you I have seen her socially as well as professionally. That being said, unless you have an open sore, or you are swapping fluids, or you're just retarded, you have nothing to be concerned about. Getting back to this being your first post, I think you asked for something that was not available and were shut down. You must be a sad and pathetic little man to feel this is the proper forum to flame a kind person whom you only have heard a "rumor".

ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS MADE ANY YOUR FUTURE POSTS LOOK SUSPECT! [/QUOTE]

I've seen LEO in grocery store across the street so I took off.

[QUOTE=Gbaby31; 1161939][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/Disclaimer?category=564875[/url]

Wondering if anyone has tried out this spot before. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Timmer; 1162436]Dude,

Why would you use a forum like this to question a situation like this as your first post. If you have seen her before, then you know how she operates. I have known her for a LONG time and I can tell you I have seen her socially as well as professionally. That being said, unless you have an open sore, or you are swapping fluids, or you're just retarded, you have nothing to be concerned about. Getting back to this being your first post, I think you asked for something that was not available and were shut down. You must be a sad and pathetic little man to feel this is the proper forum to flame a kind person whom you only have heard a "rumor".

ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS MADE ANY YOUR FUTURE POSTS LOOK SUSPECT! [/QUOTE]This.

Or this is a competing provider trying to influence business.

When I have an hour appointment, I hate when they try to rush it! That's just rude.

[QUOTE=Ashoka; 1161305]I recently went back after having tried it a few times last year. I always had Julie, and this time got Susie. Susie is definitely more outgoing and giggly; Julie is more reserved. Personally, however, I think Julie gives a way better massage, and she never rushed me on the ending. Susie had me out the door in 45 on an hour appointment, a big peeve for me.

Still, either is a good value and KM is conveniently located for west siders. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Timmer; 1162436]Dude,

Why would you use a forum like this to question a situation like this as your first post. If you have seen her before, then you know how she operates. I have known her for a LONG time and I can tell you I have seen her socially as well as professionally. That being said, unless you have an open sore, or you are swapping fluids, or you're just retarded, you have nothing to be concerned about. Getting back to this being your first post, I think you asked for something that was not available and were shut down. You must be a sad and pathetic little man to feel this is the proper forum to flame a kind person whom you only have heard a "rumor".

ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS MADE ANY YOUR FUTURE POSTS LOOK SUSPECT![/QUOTE]I have known Yumi for a while as well. She is a great person. I just talked to her the other day about this so called "Rumor", LOL. This accusation is ludicrous. Its a ploy to hurt her business. Its just like the other post about Diamond spa. Another ploy to hurt their business. I see Yumi on the regular as well as Diamond spa. Never had a problem. They treat me like king. I will keep seeing them on a regular. I am just saying.

[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer;1162779]When I have an hour appointment, I hate when they try to rush it! That's just rude.[/QUOTE]Thats bad for buss. Think maybe I should let her know. Susie that is.

[QUOTE=Toosweet1975;1162902]I have known Yumi for a while as well. She is a great person. I just talked to her the other day about this so called "Rumor", LOL. This accusation is ludicrous. Its a ploy to hurt her business. Its just like the other post about Diamond spa. Another ploy to hurt their business. I see Yumi on the regular as well as Diamond spa. Never had a problem. They treat me like king. I will keep seeing them on a regular. I am just saying.[/QUOTE]Sounds to me like some upset people who lost a lot of regulars from some really good girls. Just sayin!

And I agree Timmer; Yumi is a Nice Gal.

I just wanted to say thanks to all the members for yours posts.

I appreciate the knowledge to go in "educated".

Best